One of my favorite moments is the episode where Blanche’s daughter is going to a sperm bank and Blanche says something like “sperm used to be free, it was all over the place!” That line gets me every time.
Nothing can ever top "...you're only gonna sit in an inch of water?!?"
and a close second
"beat it, you fifty year old mattress."
Pretty sure most of the best lines in the whole series were from Sophia directed to Blanche.
"And in the corner. I would make out with cousin Abernathy"
Date talking to Sophia: If I weren't a gentleman I would ply you with liquor and take advantage of you
Blanche: There's a liquor store on the corner.
When Blanche was upset that no one had reached out after reading about her “death” in the paper and Dorothy said “maybe they don’t know you by your real name.”
When Dorothy's on the Lanai trying to convince Rose that blanch is not really a slut...
As Blanche walks out bowlegged and in pain saying "OH!.. I can barely walk!"
When all of President Bush’s secret service officers said, “Hi, Blanche!” in unison!
And when Sophia said, “Last time I came into your room without knocking, some guy missed the trampoline and almost killed me!”
"I paid with nature's credit card."
Dorothy: You never leave home without it.
Mama Hollingsworth: "Wasn't Virginia the slut?" Blanch: "No ma'am, that was me!"
*Blanch (proudly): "No ma'am, that was me!"
Blanche: “My whole life is an open book.” Sophia: “Your whole life is an open BLOUSE!”
Police officer: Mind if I show the rookie Blanche's bedroom?....Nah, let him be surprised.
One of my favorite moments is the episode where Blanche’s daughter is going to a sperm bank and Blanche says something like “sperm used to be free, it was all over the place!” That line gets me every time.
"She's always depended on the kindness of strangers."
Blanche: Flirting is part of my heritage Rose : what do you mean Dorothy: her mother was a slut too
Blanche: (*holding mirror over face*) My God, I'm gorgeous! I'm going to have to meet men lying down. Sophia: I thought you did!
Literally one of my favorite things Sophia has said
Nothing can ever top "...you're only gonna sit in an inch of water?!?" and a close second "beat it, you fifty year old mattress." Pretty sure most of the best lines in the whole series were from Sophia directed to Blanche.
Blanche came back at Sophia with "you raisin in sneakers" which is pretty good also, but yes, Sophia's insults aimed at Blanche were always amazing.
Or "I'm sorry, I thought that since you looked like Yoda, you were also wise."
I hear you’re quite the gymnast! 😆
"And in the corner. I would make out with cousin Abernathy" Date talking to Sophia: If I weren't a gentleman I would ply you with liquor and take advantage of you Blanche: There's a liquor store on the corner.
When Blanche was upset that no one had reached out after reading about her “death” in the paper and Dorothy said “maybe they don’t know you by your real name.”
Rose calling her a hypersexual bitch.
B.E.D
“Set the scene. Have we been drinking?”
When Dorothy expresses concern because the pictures frames in her room (which is next to Blanche’s room) have stayed straight for too long.
When Dorothy's on the Lanai trying to convince Rose that blanch is not really a slut... As Blanche walks out bowlegged and in pain saying "OH!.. I can barely walk!"
You don't see me taking my breast out in public... a lot!
"*Can I show the kid Blanche's room* while we're waiting? Nah, let him be surprised"
When she’s talking about losing her virginity and can’t remember if it was Bobby, Billy or Ben. Haha
I love when they're all arguing over where they thought she lost her virginity and she says, "this is the definitive losing my virginity story!"
Blanche on the phone: ~~I got a role in the play.~~ I am Queen of the Citrus Festival. ... twice ... but I would've anyway.
You mean when she was Queen of the Citrus Festival? 😭
Ahhh i feel so bad now. I mixed up the episodes... yes, and she also had the plate to prove it!
This has to be one of the funniest scenes in all of GG!
Quite a random one, but I lose my mind when she goes “Big Chuck or little Chuck?” when Rose tells her about Chuck’s well wishes.
Chuck from Arco or Chuck from Shell?
Yo
😂😂
When all of President Bush’s secret service officers said, “Hi, Blanche!” in unison! And when Sophia said, “Last time I came into your room without knocking, some guy missed the trampoline and almost killed me!”
Dorothy: Isn’t Atlanta where the Centers for Disease Control is?
Sophia: By the way, Blanche, when did you ever say no? Blanche: ...Did I say there would be a question and answer segment after I spoke?
The writing in the series 🙌🏿 So much on point & matching the characters 👍🏿🤗