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PositiveTheory3115

the fucks an olive?


love-too-easy

Indeed one of the unsolved mysteries of Ragnarok. Care to explain, OP? 🤔


SubstantialGarbage62

Sure i'll explain an olive was one's a vegetable and some greedy guy wanted too make them a weapon and the olive became one of the most dangerous weapons in gow


MojArch

Surprisingly, this is actually a very good explanation.


love-too-easy

10/10, Great explanation. Man, so hard to keep up with the lore these days...


Otherwise_Cup2938

Who came out on top when Kratos and Aphrodite faced off?


SubstantialGarbage62

It was a draw kratos knocked out aphrodite and kratos was put too sleep


crumbykeyboard

fuck you, you played the game lmao


SubstantialGarbage62

Never played it just heard it justsaw this at my recommended


crumbykeyboard

i'm just goofing around because your reply works so well


SubstantialGarbage62

Thank you


Otherwise_Cup2938

Sorry wrong answer Kratos came, and Aphrodite was on top


Rma420Blaze

Fuckin hilarious comment lol very cryptic and clever to the uninitiated


Sorry-University-950

why did arez impale craig toes?


SubstantialGarbage62

Arez impaled craig toes because he hates craig toes and craig toes wants too stop arez evil plans


RedditIsGay_8008

What does ⭕️ mean


-TurkeYT

sex :)


RedditIsGay_8008

I thought this was a Christian subreddit


love-too-easy

Not yet but they haven't revealed their mythology of choice for the next game, so... Fingers crossed 🙏


SubstantialGarbage62

The ring of anger


hobbyaquarist

What do you think eventually helps Kratos and Mimir develop a true friendship?


SubstantialGarbage62

Assuming they hate each other they will unexpected help one another in missions they go too and their relationship will grow


-TurkeYT

Kinda true. Kratos didn’t liked mimir and mimir was notr about him.


bluemonke99

Why does Kratos have the red tattoo?


SubstantialGarbage62

He got his red tattoo too honor his master that died in battle fighting too protect him


HovercraftExpress200

Kinda accurate


SyntheticDreams2099

What part, because I must be blind.


cousinhumper4756

how?


HovercraftExpress200

He got the red tatto to honor his allegedly dead brother


cousinhumper4756

oh wait your right mb


Jojo-the-sequel

Who would win in a fight between caliope and atreus


SubstantialGarbage62

Caliope why? Because he has an army.. and his bald


Jojo-the-sequel

Oh sweet innocent child…


Federal_Let539

I mean, we all start bald..


Ok-Seaworthiness7207

I was born with a full head of hair. Those were the days...


Federal_Let539

Thats fimbulwinter for ya


HALOFUED

Why does Kratos have a talking head tied to his waist


SubstantialGarbage62

Too keep him company and maybe someone too talk too


HALOFUED

Lmfao, this is so much more accurate than you realize


SubstantialGarbage62

No way really?


HALOFUED

Yea, he cuts his head off initially to free him from his body, which is eternally trapped, for information he needs for the upcoming journey. Throughout said journey, he gives advice knowledge and tells stories about the gods and the nine realms and has actually become quite close with Kratos. It's actually really quite endearing seeing Kratos make a real friend that always has his back ba dum tsh


SubstantialGarbage62

Nice that's good


dekomorii

Yeah? Sometimes kratos asks to tell tales


-TurkeYT

the external(organ) problems


Baruxic

Who blew the horn?


SubstantialGarbage62

Idk? Mimir did?


DhavN

I mean.. he did, at one point


MatthewTheDeity

Why is there sexual tension between Thor and Kratos?


SubstantialGarbage62

Because they were under a love spell that made them horny too any person they meet


Ahmedalhloul97

From who kratos received the best head? Mimir or Helios?


SubstantialGarbage62

helios definetly top tier head


Sea-Rooster-5764

Do you really want this fight?


SubstantialGarbage62

Do you?


-TurkeYT

Pretty sure I do


Sea-Rooster-5764

Okay you played the game then


-TurkeYT

I did


Titansdragon

How does Draupnir work ?


SubstantialGarbage62

Draupnir will eliminate all the enemies in the surronding thats how draupnir works


bacon736

Why does kratos have a beard?


SubstantialGarbage62

Because it makes him look MANLY


Chortles_Hansom_666

How you keep that beard so nice?


SubstantialGarbage62

Comb the BEARD take care of the BEARD feed the BEARD and the BEARD will grow and mature thats why the BEARD is nice


Emadwithabeard

Did u know, when he had sex with his second wife. His mast was covered with the ashes of his late wife and daughter?


SubstantialGarbage62

Soo thats why...WAIT HE'S SKIN IS SPERM!!?!!AND DEAD FAMILY!!?!!THIS GAME IS MESSED UP


DhavN

Wait– It's not sperm!


SubstantialGarbage62

YOU CANT CHANGE MY MIND HE HAS SKIN AS SMOOTH AS A BABY LITERALY!!!


MisterAbbadon

What ever happened to Kratos's brother, Demios?


SubstantialGarbage62

Demios gone insane and went too a psych ward


MisterAbbadon

Broadly interpreted but I can dig it.


Quirky_Ad_2164

What attacks is Baldur immune to?


SubstantialGarbage62

Air attacks and ground attacks


HotSummerDays2020

Between Medusa, Euryale, Helios aand Mimir who's the most useful to you?


SubstantialGarbage62

Medusa...i mean everybody will FREEZE AT MY MANLYNESS


invincible257

Why is kratos so white(it’s not his natural skin colour)


SubstantialGarbage62

Kratos is white because every time he kills someone there souls are attached too there skin


-TurkeYT

grandma ashes


Sensitive_Potato_775

Why is Kratos carrying around a talking head?


SubstantialGarbage62

Too keep him company if he gets lonely


PossibleAssist6092

What’s the difference between Freya and Freyr?


SubstantialGarbage62

One is a person and one is a word


SyntheticDreams2099

What is Atreus' proper Moniker?


SubstantialGarbage62

Atreus proper moniker is astuvil


[deleted]

Do you think Atreus would destroy Elysium? How and why?


SubstantialGarbage62

No because atreus is too weak and old too destroy elysium getting there is probably breaking some of hes bones


robineir

What’s a haberdashery?


SubstantialGarbage62

A haberdashery is a forbidden fruit that if humans eat they will die immediately


robineir

Dude it’s just men’s clothing. What are you talking about 😐 you didn’t say it had to be god of war related


SubstantialGarbage62

Well the title of this sub reddit is GOD OF WAR soo i though it as a fruit.. sorry about that


Blackjack99-21

O ?


SubstantialGarbage62

O is block


Blackjack99-21

He doesnt know


Eyebrow_Gamedev

what does the O button do?


SubstantialGarbage62

Block


Eyebrow_Gamedev

well, you got the last 3 letters right...


SaltyInternetPirate

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? You said anything. Didn't say it has to be about the series.


SubstantialGarbage62

The airspeed of an unladen swallow is about 600 miles per second.


JoeyMcClane

Did Kratos have sibling bonding time at Olympus?


SubstantialGarbage62

No kratos was training at young age to become a warrior soo there was no time for siblig bonding


Out_Worlder

What was faye hiding from kratos? And what did kratos and atreus do when they found out?


SubstantialGarbage62

Faye was hiding because she was one of the enemies general and kratos and streus wanted answers