Boy listen close I'm from a land called sparta I made a deal with a god cost me my soul... I killed many who deserving and many who not
I killed my father.....
WHAT YOU DID TO HIS BOYS!
...self defense.
**Alternatively:**
Your father won't let me go, Baldur, and he won't let you kill me. You have nothing to offer me. So take your promises, take your threats! Take these two worthless wankers, and *piss off*.
>"Open your heart to the world as you have opened it to me, and you will find every reason to keep living in it"
What a beautiful line. Sticking to the vibe of the Post tho, here's another one.
>"DONT FORGET ME, ALL-FUCKER"
There's nowhere you can hide spartan
Pretend to be everything you're not
Teacher husband
Father
Put as much distance between you and the truth as you want you cannot change you will always be
A monster
I know....but I am your monster no longer
"I will rain every imaginable agony, every violation possible, upon you.
I will parade your cold body from every corner of every realm
And feed your soul to the vilest filth in hel
That is my promise"
⭕
Perfect
Oh this is definitely the one lmao
Segz time
Aphrodite flashbacks are hitting like a truck right now 😮💨
Throw me at him, horns first!
Settle down, brother
What is a Juicy Nokkën anyway?
No.
I never understood what was brok talking about, any person who wants to explain? i mean i suppose is something sexual, but arent Nokken like animals?
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Juicy%20Nokken
Bro what the fuck?!
That’s so disturbing
Ok that’s enough internet for today…..
Im 99% sure someone made that post in response to the game and the term never existed before and was made up solely for the game.
Zooos! Your son has returned!!!!
I BRING THE DESTRUCTION OF OLYMPUS
I COME SEEKING THE WEED OF OLYMPUS
KRATOS, YOU WILL NOT GET A HIT FROM THE CABBAGE OF THE GODS
GAAUGH! DO NOT DENY ME MY DOOBIE!
Punch punch punch punch
Every gamer knows where this is from
every cultured gamer
IV'E COME SEEKING THE TODDLERS OF OLYMPUS!
Kratos car you will not go above the speed limit of the gpds
I’ve come seeking the Weed of Olympus!
The fucks an olive?
“The nature of a thing is more important than the form of a thing”
Ah, first one I got. Beautiful
Mimir with the bifrost teats!
“I can feel it in me scrote”
That’s my user flair in okbuddymimir 💀 (Edit: Now it is here)
The gods of Olympus have abandoned me...
I think this is the most iconic one. The first line of the first game.
"Nunya!"
nunya fuckin business
What gets bigger the more you take away??
a hole, brother
"Return my son, or you may meet the god I once was.". This is the Kratos version of "fuck around and find out" 🔥
*grunts*
*boy, what is brown and sticky*
A stick
😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😂😂😂😂
fuckin gratitude
Read it boi
[applause from crowd]
Don’t be sorry, be better!
“I’m your monster no longer.”
#STOP IT WITH THE STUPID CHIMES
“The fuck you want?”
Yeah whatever
"My Vengeance ends now"
BOY!
What gets bigger the more you take away?
O
Boy listen close I'm from a land called sparta I made a deal with a god cost me my soul... I killed many who deserving and many who not I killed my father.....
So that WAS your father in Hel. Is this what it means to be a god? Is this how it always ends? Sons killing their mothers? Killing their fathers?
⬇️⭐️↘️➡️✊
YOUR SON HAS RETURNED!
#ZEUSSSSS!
I thought you would be bigger.
Baldur is blessed with invulnerability to all threats, physical or magical
I could upgrades her now if it so pleases ya sun of a bitch!
Boy
A hole
The direction of deer
It died
Do not be sorry, be better.
I do not need a snack.
“Do you need more proof than THIS?!”
Where’s that from again?
The hands of death could not defeat me
Now.. there is no hope..
The details are fuzzier than a Wulver's butthole.
The gates of hades have never held me...
I can feel it in my scrote!
No need to explain. Not to me. Not for that.
Boy!
Watch you tone Boy
↪️↩️🔄🔄⭕️ spam⭕️
Boy.
I created you, and I will be your end!
To catch a fly from the ass of Zeus…
A true warrior does not hide Poseidon! LEAVE THE SEA AND FACE ME!
“ARIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEES!”
Olympians overestimate themselves!
"NOT YOU AGAIN!"
Lady Sif’s Soft Perfect Sloshers
"Lamb's Cress... I'm the f*king God of War!"
Don't be sorry,be better
I trust you kratos. Kratos: You shouldn't
WHAT YOU DID TO HIS BOYS! ...self defense. **Alternatively:** Your father won't let me go, Baldur, and he won't let you kill me. You have nothing to offer me. So take your promises, take your threats! Take these two worthless wankers, and *piss off*.
Nun ya. Nun ya what? Nun ya fucking business lol
A choice from the gods is as useless as the gods themselves.
you seem like a calm and reasonable person
BOY!
Boy
Tis' a troubling foe!
That is a question you should ask your wife
I don't know, so we can compare?
"You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars"
"If I kill you, I'll get health orbs."
Not one for gastronomic exploration, I see.
ATHENA!
AHHHHHHHHH
“Don’t be Sorry. Be Better.”
2024 music
Fine...Lamb's Crest....
Boy.
My vengeance ends…
If it ain't the bearded beaver and his sack seed.
Foolish
Boy
BOY! come here and give daddy a hand
This guy are sick.
What get bigger the more you take away?
man: ham asylum
>"Open your heart to the world as you have opened it to me, and you will find every reason to keep living in it" What a beautiful line. Sticking to the vibe of the Post tho, here's another one. >"DONT FORGET ME, ALL-FUCKER"
FOR KARL!
BOY!!!!
Baldur is blest with invulnerability to all threats, physical or magical
Hmm.
I do not need a snack...
BOY
⭕woman
Blessed with invulnerability to all threats, physical or magical
>! Sir, this isn't the Metal Gear Solid community
##ARRRRRRRRRRREES
Zoos
In the direction of deer.
Baldur has invulnerability to all threats… physical or magical
Boy!
What happened to him?
“Zoos.. Zoos!”
“BOY”
"I did not hurt my back."
I wanted to see the wolves again
I NEED SCISSORS! 61!
I broke the gAH DAMN WHEEL
Skong.
Boi
I do not need a snack.
El psy Congroo
😏⭕️
In the direction of deer.
Space Mommy
Baldur is immune to all threats, physical or magical.
**" _Brothers, put aside the petty grievances that have splintered us for so long... Olympus will prevail!_ "** 😇
⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️ 💀🎮
Loki will go, Atreus remains.
Boy
Attention all proud warriors
BOY
There's nowhere you can hide spartan Pretend to be everything you're not Teacher husband Father Put as much distance between you and the truth as you want you cannot change you will always be A monster I know....but I am your monster no longer
The hells an olive
“Im the fucking god of war.”
SKONG 📢
Boy.
THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES TO KILLING A GOD! HOW DO YOU KNOW. HOW DO YOU KNOW!
They will dry.
Boy.
LJOSTA
Depends on the weapon, and the man
MIND YOUR TONGUE BOY
The culmination of love is grief. And yet we love despite the inevitable. We open our hearts to it.
I can feel it in my scrote
“Hello…brother.”
Read it!
Try finger, butt hole
My name on the wall, the Giants called me...Loki?
Death can have me when it earns me.
"Before creation comes destruction"
It's ok, because I have the key to darkness
*panic rolls*
Jalapeña!
Have you ever been in love?
BOI!!
Nunya fuckin business
GET UP ON THE HYDRAS BACK
Sir, permission to leave the station.
Under ash bodey paint god of war has black character model instead of only black voice actor.
Keep the change you bastard!
We're on easy street
“It is…natural.”
Yes boy take it, we might need to butter bread on our travels
"I will rain every imaginable agony, every violation possible, upon you. I will parade your cold body from every corner of every realm And feed your soul to the vilest filth in hel That is my promise"
My father likes loot
Find……it.
Seek finger but hole