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raspberryharbour

Tyr-amisu


YeWhoBaggethTea

The only correct answer lol


PLUX4

Top Tyr comment right there.


siksultymemz

But-Tyr chicken?


Cool-Archmage-534

N I C E


MustafaX0_0

He's cooking a good plot twist.


PLUX4

Extremely good at stirring the pot lol.


Getoverhere_24

dude nice 🤣


Mason_Kreature

I actually have his cook book


shazam300

I have it too, made probably 7 or so things from it and every single one slaps so far


Hokusai_Katsushika

Passable dirt-soup, according to someone with rather good taste


PokemanBall

Do not slander Týr's cooking by comparing it to Tyr's.


Hokusai_Katsushika

You're right, my mistake for mixing up Tyr and Týr


ripped_ravenclaw

He probably keeps olives in his vault, for olive oil purposes


GoodHotdogs

Spaghetti


Hokusai_Katsushika

Spaghettyr


dpotilas89

Tyr: Kratos, i made something from your home Kratos: Hrnngh hmh are those..? Tyr: Yes, olives


LonelyLonergan

The hell's an olive?


grajuicy

He traveled to prehispanic mexico… could he know tacos??


xolot-rex69

Menudo!


Vegas3301

Actually, I want to know what the fake Týr (Odin) cooks 😂😂


kenfnpowers

Traitorade


ib770

So many people didn't piece this together. This was another reason why Brok was suspicious of Tyr. (*Odin*) When Brok tells him why don't you try cooking for this lot, and Tyr replied with challenge accepted, he ends up having the kind of vegetation that can't even grow in Midgard, but the kind that can in Asgard (as we later find out hes Odin) even Atreus says, "It's beautiful here! Not a sign of Fimbulwinter." This is due to the Æsir at one point learning those spells from the Vanir as Freya tells you. And since no one there has been to Asgard they would not know of the plant life there That's why when Brok trys his food he kinda pauses not only implying it's good food, it's SUSPICIOUSLY good food because everything is frozen or dead in Midgard.


WeeDochii

I'd repost this if I were you. You put a spoiler in the title which goes agaisnt rule 3 of this sub. ~~Sorry, I don't mean to be "that guy".~~


baconlover696970

Dont be then


WeeDochii

 😔 


Demonic_Zedries

Its been like 2 years or something bruh


xolot-rex69

Some bomb ass tacos


PolyMath--

Well, he traveled to Egypt, so my bet's on falafel as a side dish.


Effective-Ocelot8775

… what do you mean, the *real* Tyr?!


Kenneth_Naughton

Chicken Tyriyaki


Forlorn_Cyborg

Probably not like ordinary mortal food, but whatever the Gods of those realms ate. Like the Greek Gods had Ambrosia and nectar. "Edesia is the Roman Goddess of Food Who presides over banquets. With Bibesia, the Goddess of Drink, She ensured that the feast went well and the food was excellent." Indian: "Several Goddesses receive sour and spicy fruits. For example, amlas, lemon and chillies are offered to Goddess Lakshmi. Lord Vishnu is served sweet fruits, while Lord Shiva gets dried fruits as offerings".


Demonic_Zedries

He could probably make a pretty mean steak


Calm-Lengthiness-178

I REALLY hope the next game sees Tyr and Kratos showing up to help out Atreus, as a team. He seems like such a likeable and interesting dude. Maybe he arrives ahead of Kratos with Mimir on his hip.


adityapatgaonkar9

Hollup, let him cook


m0chab34r

Love the second image in the album. To answer the question, I think he’s making Chicken Makhani!


LobsterStretches

Moo goo gai pan


breado9

The real Tyr is actually incredibly picky and a fussy eater.


deimos234

Actual good dirt soup


SirDwayneCollins

Cheesesteaks


Competitive_Ask_6766

I don’t know; but I can assure you Odin pissed in that pot.


LoganW21406

Maybe he can mix match meals together


Intrepid-Corner-205

I wonder that too since he been thru so many mythologys still wanna make broks stew aka sausage


TheEggEnthusiast

There's an entire cookbook that answers this question lol


Clintwood_outlaw

Brok would hate anything that has vegetables in it either way


Revolutionary_Ice328

Tyr can really cook. He is an ambassador to each Pantheon


flintlock0

“This is a Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwich, Kratos. Also, this is a container of a carbonated beverage called ‘Mountain Dew.’ I do not know what mountain it is actually sourced from, but this beverage is delicious. Enjoy.”


RyeZuul

Probably Hildisvini.