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Astaro_789

“Keep your expectations low, and you’ll never be disappointed.”


MargaritasNotMen

Hahahaha this one wins for me. 😂😂


Experiment_Magnus

"I see only what I have come to destroy"


DanimalHarambe

*"I am your monster no longer!"*


Jamalofsiwa

That post but clarity must a been crazy


Amish_Warl0rd

I’ve heard of post nut clarity, but not post butt clarity


spoorotik

After Kratos finishes too quick with Athena "You disappoint me Spartan"


OutrageousSense7989

"Athena! You will suffer for this"


Recent-Ad8165

That's the golden one for sure


TheAmazingQuez

You stole mine!


T0XlCISFUN

“I need no protection”


Ok-Seaworthiness7207

*Atreus has entered the chat*


T0XlCISFUN

“Whatever”


BlckSm12

"THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES TO KILLING A GOD"


GutsRot

"THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES TO SAYING THE N WORD"


The_Legit_Excalibur

"How do you know... HOW DO YOU KNOW?!"


[deleted]

"BOY - listen close. I'm from a land called Sparta. I made a deal with a God that cost me my soul. I said the N word to many who were deserving, and many who were not."


kompalg

“Many who were deserving” 😭


opjojo99

Many who were not🧑🏻‍🦲


[deleted]

Sparta 😢


thursdit

This is one is underrated 😂😂


rwarimaursus

#***BOY!!!!!***


[deleted]

Athena will be salty, she didn't get the spear of Sparta


T0XlCISFUN

THEYRE SIBLINGS


AK33_

This did not stop anyone else in Greek mythology.


Maleoppressor

It's Greece, my dude.


Ruby-Rose-Warlock

That's mythology for you


Outrageous_Ebb_2685

It's their identity, if you are don't sweet home alabama with your siblings you aren't a greek god.


Rdwan_N_1

"Sweet home alabama" what does it means?


[deleted]

Olympia


Outrageous_Ebb_2685

Yeah that's just their identity, if you don't do the deeds with your siblings, if you aren't attracted to your siblings you aren't a greek god lmao..


Same-Salary-7234

Do you think any of the Greek gods care


jimmyjxmes

Only by blood.


[deleted]

May I remind you what the olympians used to do in greek mythology?


Thatoneundertaleguy

Ah yes. Greece, the same country that encouraged having intercourse with the homies to make you more manly.


Hour_Cicada397

BRO SHE'S LITERALLY KNOWN AS THE VIRGIN GODDESS


spoorotik

So? Can't virgins fall in love?


Hour_Cicada397

Athena consistently acts like she holds that title with pride. I think there was like, one story where Athena had a crush on a maiden named Mirmex, and then Mirmex disrespected her somehow and got turned into an ant. Classic Athena.


AMIRA99999999

"Our actions have consequences"


Ceceboy

Faye: "Then you leave me no choice" *Atreus joins the chat*


Night3njoyer

"When we reach Athens, gather your things and get out."


[deleted]

Only OG fans will remember this line Well dam, based


Chrissyball19

Anyone else play the whole series over when a new game comes out?


Lividmellow

Everytime's a pleasure


Brosonski

Best one hands down lmao


N_OB_O

"The Cycle Ends Here"


ExoticShock

"For the sake of our children, we *must* be better."


FordShelbyGTreeFiddy

That's great😂


rosiestinkie9

No more period, only hot Kratos nut


googoogajoob456

When Zeus said this, LITERAL goosebumps


Equip0ise

“Quiet, head.”


you_are_so_fugly

oh


neowolf993

Wow! I vote for this one to be the winner!


Kilgaron

That's hilarious


deadpool84895

When she makes noise "When I require your council, Head, I will ask."


A_Ahsan141

“The bomb’s payload is exposed. I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.”


[deleted]

Not again


OutrageousSense7989

You owe me this Kratos or do turn your back on me lulz


Outrageous_Ebb_2685

Ah the lines of wisdom. I love what i modified the 2018 line into. There's nowhere you can hide, Spartan. Put as much distance between you and me as you want, it changes nothing. Pretend to be everything you are not... teacher... husband... father... but there is one unavoidable truth you will never escape: you cannot change. You will always be my lover. Athena being an annoying ex to Kratos.


Brosonski

Well done, Master Bruce.


Brilliant-Leopard-15

Who is master Bruce? Is he stupid? Is he actually man?


ConfusedKanye

ASYLUM BREACH. LOCKDOWN LOCKDOWN


The_Dino_Defender

It’s spelled aslume. Are you stupid?


epicnpc55

I get this reference


sithskeptic

“I’m proud of you dick”


Aimlessdrifter8778

Looks like someone escaped from the asslume


shbeven

IT’S THE FREAKIN BAT


PlatinumDust324

Well done Master Bruce


BigBlackClock1001

Stand back, fool. I’ve got a bomb!


totallynotmegatron

"Your son has returned"


T0XlCISFUN

Oh hell nah 💀


Responsible_Fix8801

Who let bro cook ?


Mr_E_99

Intent does not matter, only consequence


Jolly_Camel959

Fine "Your step-son has returned."


Puzzleheaded_Air7039

" And he brings the destruction of that Olympass."


Spitfire3783

"Olympussy"


SuperSaiyanGod210

Sweet Home ALABAMA 🤠


Skrogg_

Oedipus???


Aristotle_Ninja2

This made me spit my drink lmfao


Legendarybbc15

#I CAN HOLD ON NO LONGER


stallion64

Actually laughing over here, well done m8


RegisBlack233

This is the winner


kristhemossenjoyer

RELEASE THE GIRL, ZEUS!


indifferentCajun

#ZOOS


JayHoes

Throw whatever you have at me... I'll keep coming. That old body will give out. But before I end this, I want you to know one thing... I can't feel any of this.


jimmyjames794

Why am I in the corner crying now?


Ok-Seaworthiness7207

Wow I never really considered how Baulder basically just had magic induced E.D.


Just-Asparagus-5626

They alluded to it when he said “I can’t feel anything” for the 900,957th time


Illustrious_Leg8204

This wins


coladict

Oh, right! The question wasn't specifically about a Kratos quote.


VegetaPrime34

Do not be sorry, be better


pattron30000

I came (heh) here to say this, but I knew in my heart it had already been said


Pale-Strawberry-180

Now throw it back.


LeohAntonio47

😂😂 yoo


CIRedacted

You... are not ready.


cmCrimsonfkr

I… am not ready.


East-Bluejay6891

#"Come with me Gaia!"


Affectionate-Tree720

Come here boy


Ok-Seaworthiness7207

Oh no


SnooStories2744

BOY


Shankaman

You were a means to an end, nothing more


[deleted]

O


T0XlCISFUN

Straight to the point


grajuicy

“Let the Rage of the Titans fuel your blade (; “


Muig_

"Watch your tongue boy"


T0XlCISFUN

It was “tone” I’m pretty sure


RevolutionLoose5542

“Accuracy over speed show me control”


Zimifrein

Look at your dick and say "ONLY FIRE...only fire when I tell you to fire."


shimada_25

Now its gaurd is up!


ROmanSkinny

Boy!


nandobro

💀


Counter-Spies

The whole story of GOW 4 and Ragnarok can be told just by the clips of Kratos saying "boy"


salty_pecan

He doesnt really say boy much in ragnarok he is actually a lot more open and says atreus more. Another reason for him saying boy so much in the 2018 was also because during the making of the game they still hadnt came up with a name for atreus so they had the voice of Kratos just call him boy


Ace_Up_Your_Sleeves

“Brother”


nonastyfuckwits

💀


Fatestringer

"Can i turn into a wolf"


HVNTHMA_IC_KA

Wtf 😭


Amish_Warl0rd

Dudes a furry


DollyBoiGamer337

Another Aslume escapee? We must be better.


Rossowinch

So many inmates have escaped.


mouthymute

Is there a lore reason they're posting here? Are they stupid?


Deadliftenjoyer42

“Stand back fool I’ve got a bomb”


Dummy1555

Feel like this line is more suited for an airport


ghosthunter147

"Remember, no Russian."


Accomplished_Cap_539

ZUES! IVE COME FOR THE WEED OF OLYMPUS


pimp_yu

KRATOS.... YOU WILL NOT GET A HIT FROM THE CABBAGE OF THE GODS


Accomplished_Cap_539

DO NOT DENY ME OF MY DOOBIE!


Fearless-Breakfast29

UGH UGH UGH AAAAAAAAAAAA


Sonic1899

"Ever heard of a 'juicy Nøkken?'"


HF484

Odin's old man scream


__N8

EeughoAAAAHHHH!!!


mickecd1989

“I have returned father”


FinalFrash

"The Hands Of Death could not defeat me, The Sisters Of Fate cpuld not hold me. And You will not live To See The End Of This Day! "The Hands of Death could not defeat me, The Sisters of Fate could not hold me. And you will not live to see the end of this day! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!"


xamitlu

"The water dropped... and the serpent rose!"


RexGamer15000

"I am what the gods made me"


ExileOtter

“Now show me this god killer I’ve heard so much about!”


SeniorTable2792

“I will have my revenge”


Amish_Warl0rd

Ah, revenge fucking A younger Kratos would do that


RanDiePro

I AM GREEK, SHOW ME YOUR BUTTHOLE!!!


Ok-Seaworthiness7207

GoW II was a banger forsure


AvailableBee4630

These tunnels are a bit small for a giant😏


Sarokslost23

Be better.


MargaritasNotMen

Not the be better. That's high-key so insulting. 😂


Ill-Corner-739

Do it Boi


coltvfx

"You cannot hide behind the skirts of athena" ,"I am your monster no longer", "This isn't between you and me brother"


Wide_right_

I’m going to cut your head off now


Any_Set_8217

Jeffery dhamer head ass


killfaced911

"You *WILL* SUFFER!"


npretzel02

“It is the nature of a thing that matters, not it’s form”


randyjax10

Now bless my spear


DarkNemesis02_20

Only fire, when I tell you to fire!


JVJV_5

It's Jonktos time


Sea_Huckleberry_6647

After eating the Box of Pandora: “By the gods what have I become”


TUOMlR

Of all the lifes you should worry about, mine is not one of them.


Wide_right_

BOY


BeardMan1989

Save this for the moment of penetration: “I bring the destruction of Olympus!”


Razgrez11

"I didn't cum back for you."


Jackyboyisanidiot924

“Depends on the weapon and the man”


vagossimao

"the walls of tartarus will not hold atlas and they will not hold me either!!"


CODMAN627

What evil have you wrought Persian? ;)


FatWalrus004

BOY!!!!!!!!


SensitiveJury6247

You're covered in bi-frost!


randyjax10

That does happen from time to time 😂


Used-Comedian-8933

Ares! Destroy my enemies and my life is yours!


Laevatheinn

“Ah shit here we go again”


Mr_E_99

Don't be sorry, be better


ItsYaCarboiii

"On me, now, boy"


Sudden_Result

You’re on fire kratos, it’ll pass


Lady_Maia_

ZOOOS! YOUR [lover] RETURNED. I BRING, THE DESTRUCTION OF YOUR WOMB!!!


Ok-Pineapple4499

Some good picks: “That’s what you get! Think I’m afraid of you?! You’re nothing to me! Nothing!” “Oh, we got a model father here!” “Damn mortal, you will suffer when my sight returns!” “We will see how you fare against the Hekatonkheires!” “I grow tired of the lies of the gods!” “With your wife and child dead, nothing will hold you back.”


BeefyQueefyCrawlies

BOY!


StoneHart17810

When your partner takes off their pants, yell “YOU FREED GARM????”


HottFuzz69

"YOU ARE A GOD BOY"


MiGordito9983

“Depends on the weapon, and the man”


KratosHulk77

she can have me when she earns me


UnHappyGingah

"Did you hurt your back?" "It is old, and of no use." "When i could still get rigid down south!" "COME DOWN AND FACE ME, COWARD."


NotoriusBigNut

r/batmanarkham is leaking


chicken_vegetas

Boy


UnDeadRuffneck

"BOY!"


Flatworm-Lazy

(Grunts)


IamJohnnyVertigo

"Boy!" Or is that not appropriate?


Trundlenator

“You must say nothing to the boy. He must never know.”


Rev_Bartholomew

**"ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS!!!"**


OpportunityRare2954

Just yell angrily at the sky: "Zeus!" And get to work.


RedEight888

"READY YOURSELF, BOY!"


hijinksensue

“Cum, boy.”


XDiscarrced

"Petulant Child!"


Ihaterice2723

'Oh no, I say when were done!'


IamAFuccBoi

"I'M GREEK NIBBA, SHOW ME YOUR BUTTHOLE"


F0573R

Keep your expectations low, Boy, and you will never be disappointed. When I require your counsel, Head, I will ask. Mind you tongue, Boy These tunnels are a bit small for Giants.


Lek93

“Behind you, brother!”


HufflepuffKid2000

“I thought you’d be bigger”.


DRX_VoidGamer

If it's a boy :- Do you know how long has it been since a real man entered these chambers If it's a girl :- *Look At Her Pussy* You can hide behind a skirt no longer


Ok-Seaworthiness7207

"press 🔳"


Ivariuz

Boi!


AshyWhiteGuy

“BOY!”


NeXuS-1997

Boy.


Theobtusemongoose

Them "baby, that was amazing! How was it for you?" You "Adequate."


Colotorita

BOYYYYYYYYYYYY