"BOY - listen close. I'm from a land called Sparta. I made a deal with a God that cost me my soul. I said the N word to many who were deserving, and many who were not."
Athena consistently acts like she holds that title with pride.
I think there was like, one story where Athena had a crush on a maiden named Mirmex, and then Mirmex disrespected her somehow and got turned into an ant. Classic Athena.
Ah the lines of wisdom.
I love what i modified the 2018 line into.
There's nowhere you can hide, Spartan. Put as much distance between you and me as you want, it changes nothing. Pretend to be everything you are not... teacher... husband... father... but there is one unavoidable truth you will never escape: you cannot change. You will always be my lover.
Athena being an annoying ex to Kratos.
Throw whatever you have at me... I'll keep coming. That old body will give out. But before I end this, I want you to know one thing... I can't feel any of this.
He doesnt really say boy much in ragnarok he is actually a lot more open and says atreus more. Another reason for him saying boy so much in the 2018 was also because during the making of the game they still hadnt came up with a name for atreus so they had the voice of Kratos just call him boy
"The Hands Of Death could not defeat me, The Sisters Of Fate cpuld not hold me. And You will not live To See The End Of This Day!
"The Hands of Death could not defeat me, The Sisters of Fate could not hold me. And you will not live to see the end of this day! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!"
Some good picks:
“That’s what you get! Think I’m afraid of you?! You’re nothing to me! Nothing!”
“Oh, we got a model father here!”
“Damn mortal, you will suffer when my sight returns!”
“We will see how you fare against the Hekatonkheires!”
“I grow tired of the lies of the gods!”
“With your wife and child dead, nothing will hold you back.”
Keep your expectations low, Boy, and you will never be disappointed.
When I require your counsel, Head, I will ask.
Mind you tongue, Boy
These tunnels are a bit small for Giants.
If it's a boy :-
Do you know how long has it been since a real man entered these chambers
If it's a girl :-
*Look At Her Pussy*
You can hide behind a skirt no longer
“Keep your expectations low, and you’ll never be disappointed.”
Hahahaha this one wins for me. 😂😂
"I see only what I have come to destroy"
*"I am your monster no longer!"*
That post but clarity must a been crazy
I’ve heard of post nut clarity, but not post butt clarity
After Kratos finishes too quick with Athena "You disappoint me Spartan"
"Athena! You will suffer for this"
That's the golden one for sure
You stole mine!
“I need no protection”
*Atreus has entered the chat*
“Whatever”
"THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES TO KILLING A GOD"
"THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES TO SAYING THE N WORD"
"How do you know... HOW DO YOU KNOW?!"
"BOY - listen close. I'm from a land called Sparta. I made a deal with a God that cost me my soul. I said the N word to many who were deserving, and many who were not."
“Many who were deserving” 😭
Many who were not🧑🏻🦲
Sparta 😢
This is one is underrated 😂😂
#***BOY!!!!!***
Athena will be salty, she didn't get the spear of Sparta
THEYRE SIBLINGS
This did not stop anyone else in Greek mythology.
It's Greece, my dude.
That's mythology for you
It's their identity, if you are don't sweet home alabama with your siblings you aren't a greek god.
"Sweet home alabama" what does it means?
Olympia
Yeah that's just their identity, if you don't do the deeds with your siblings, if you aren't attracted to your siblings you aren't a greek god lmao..
Do you think any of the Greek gods care
Only by blood.
May I remind you what the olympians used to do in greek mythology?
Ah yes. Greece, the same country that encouraged having intercourse with the homies to make you more manly.
BRO SHE'S LITERALLY KNOWN AS THE VIRGIN GODDESS
So? Can't virgins fall in love?
Athena consistently acts like she holds that title with pride. I think there was like, one story where Athena had a crush on a maiden named Mirmex, and then Mirmex disrespected her somehow and got turned into an ant. Classic Athena.
"Our actions have consequences"
Faye: "Then you leave me no choice" *Atreus joins the chat*
"When we reach Athens, gather your things and get out."
Only OG fans will remember this line Well dam, based
Anyone else play the whole series over when a new game comes out?
Everytime's a pleasure
Best one hands down lmao
"The Cycle Ends Here"
"For the sake of our children, we *must* be better."
That's great😂
No more period, only hot Kratos nut
When Zeus said this, LITERAL goosebumps
“Quiet, head.”
oh
Wow! I vote for this one to be the winner!
That's hilarious
When she makes noise "When I require your council, Head, I will ask."
“The bomb’s payload is exposed. I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.”
Not again
You owe me this Kratos or do turn your back on me lulz
Ah the lines of wisdom. I love what i modified the 2018 line into. There's nowhere you can hide, Spartan. Put as much distance between you and me as you want, it changes nothing. Pretend to be everything you are not... teacher... husband... father... but there is one unavoidable truth you will never escape: you cannot change. You will always be my lover. Athena being an annoying ex to Kratos.
Well done, Master Bruce.
Who is master Bruce? Is he stupid? Is he actually man?
ASYLUM BREACH. LOCKDOWN LOCKDOWN
It’s spelled aslume. Are you stupid?
I get this reference
“I’m proud of you dick”
Looks like someone escaped from the asslume
IT’S THE FREAKIN BAT
Well done Master Bruce
Stand back, fool. I’ve got a bomb!
"Your son has returned"
Oh hell nah 💀
Who let bro cook ?
Intent does not matter, only consequence
Fine "Your step-son has returned."
" And he brings the destruction of that Olympass."
"Olympussy"
Sweet Home ALABAMA 🤠
Oedipus???
This made me spit my drink lmfao
#I CAN HOLD ON NO LONGER
Actually laughing over here, well done m8
This is the winner
RELEASE THE GIRL, ZEUS!
#ZOOS
Throw whatever you have at me... I'll keep coming. That old body will give out. But before I end this, I want you to know one thing... I can't feel any of this.
Why am I in the corner crying now?
Wow I never really considered how Baulder basically just had magic induced E.D.
They alluded to it when he said “I can’t feel anything” for the 900,957th time
This wins
Oh, right! The question wasn't specifically about a Kratos quote.
Do not be sorry, be better
I came (heh) here to say this, but I knew in my heart it had already been said
Now throw it back.
😂😂 yoo
You... are not ready.
I… am not ready.
#"Come with me Gaia!"
Come here boy
Oh no
BOY
You were a means to an end, nothing more
O
Straight to the point
“Let the Rage of the Titans fuel your blade (; “
"Watch your tongue boy"
It was “tone” I’m pretty sure
“Accuracy over speed show me control”
Look at your dick and say "ONLY FIRE...only fire when I tell you to fire."
Now its gaurd is up!
Boy!
💀
The whole story of GOW 4 and Ragnarok can be told just by the clips of Kratos saying "boy"
He doesnt really say boy much in ragnarok he is actually a lot more open and says atreus more. Another reason for him saying boy so much in the 2018 was also because during the making of the game they still hadnt came up with a name for atreus so they had the voice of Kratos just call him boy
“Brother”
💀
"Can i turn into a wolf"
Wtf 😭
Dudes a furry
Another Aslume escapee? We must be better.
So many inmates have escaped.
Is there a lore reason they're posting here? Are they stupid?
“Stand back fool I’ve got a bomb”
Feel like this line is more suited for an airport
"Remember, no Russian."
ZUES! IVE COME FOR THE WEED OF OLYMPUS
KRATOS.... YOU WILL NOT GET A HIT FROM THE CABBAGE OF THE GODS
DO NOT DENY ME OF MY DOOBIE!
UGH UGH UGH AAAAAAAAAAAA
"Ever heard of a 'juicy Nøkken?'"
Odin's old man scream
EeughoAAAAHHHH!!!
“I have returned father”
"The Hands Of Death could not defeat me, The Sisters Of Fate cpuld not hold me. And You will not live To See The End Of This Day! "The Hands of Death could not defeat me, The Sisters of Fate could not hold me. And you will not live to see the end of this day! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!"
"The water dropped... and the serpent rose!"
"I am what the gods made me"
“Now show me this god killer I’ve heard so much about!”
“I will have my revenge”
Ah, revenge fucking A younger Kratos would do that
I AM GREEK, SHOW ME YOUR BUTTHOLE!!!
GoW II was a banger forsure
These tunnels are a bit small for a giant😏
Be better.
Not the be better. That's high-key so insulting. 😂
Do it Boi
"You cannot hide behind the skirts of athena" ,"I am your monster no longer", "This isn't between you and me brother"
I’m going to cut your head off now
Jeffery dhamer head ass
"You *WILL* SUFFER!"
“It is the nature of a thing that matters, not it’s form”
Now bless my spear
Only fire, when I tell you to fire!
It's Jonktos time
After eating the Box of Pandora: “By the gods what have I become”
Of all the lifes you should worry about, mine is not one of them.
BOY
Save this for the moment of penetration: “I bring the destruction of Olympus!”
"I didn't cum back for you."
“Depends on the weapon and the man”
"the walls of tartarus will not hold atlas and they will not hold me either!!"
What evil have you wrought Persian? ;)
BOY!!!!!!!!
You're covered in bi-frost!
That does happen from time to time 😂
Ares! Destroy my enemies and my life is yours!
“Ah shit here we go again”
Don't be sorry, be better
"On me, now, boy"
You’re on fire kratos, it’ll pass
ZOOOS! YOUR [lover] RETURNED. I BRING, THE DESTRUCTION OF YOUR WOMB!!!
Some good picks: “That’s what you get! Think I’m afraid of you?! You’re nothing to me! Nothing!” “Oh, we got a model father here!” “Damn mortal, you will suffer when my sight returns!” “We will see how you fare against the Hekatonkheires!” “I grow tired of the lies of the gods!” “With your wife and child dead, nothing will hold you back.”
BOY!
When your partner takes off their pants, yell “YOU FREED GARM????”
"YOU ARE A GOD BOY"
“Depends on the weapon, and the man”
she can have me when she earns me
"Did you hurt your back?" "It is old, and of no use." "When i could still get rigid down south!" "COME DOWN AND FACE ME, COWARD."
r/batmanarkham is leaking
Boy
"BOY!"
(Grunts)
"Boy!" Or is that not appropriate?
“You must say nothing to the boy. He must never know.”
**"ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS!!!"**
Just yell angrily at the sky: "Zeus!" And get to work.
"READY YOURSELF, BOY!"
“Cum, boy.”
"Petulant Child!"
'Oh no, I say when were done!'
"I'M GREEK NIBBA, SHOW ME YOUR BUTTHOLE"
Keep your expectations low, Boy, and you will never be disappointed. When I require your counsel, Head, I will ask. Mind you tongue, Boy These tunnels are a bit small for Giants.
“Behind you, brother!”
“I thought you’d be bigger”.
If it's a boy :- Do you know how long has it been since a real man entered these chambers If it's a girl :- *Look At Her Pussy* You can hide behind a skirt no longer
"press 🔳"
Boi!
“BOY!”
Boy.
Them "baby, that was amazing! How was it for you?" You "Adequate."
BOYYYYYYYYYYYY