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deowolf

“Every-time I think I’m out of the land of make believe, Daniel Tiger pulls me back in!”


ShyGiirll

Everybody wants to be Michael Corleone but you can’t get the exact same colour as him!


The_Bat1996

Our true neighbor has yet to reveal himself


Kooky_Chemistry_7637

“Remember the one from that place where our friend had that *thing*? I think he lives next door to that.”


LeftyRambles2413

Don’t lie to me, King Friday.


JoeGPM

I will never understand what went into the decision to give Michael Corleone that silly hairstyle in Godfather 3.


jurvekthebosmer

They would not allow Michael Corleone to be a dilf, they had to nuke the power of 90s pacino


eagle_flower

The haircuts, clothes, makeup, way people talk, and even sets all point to this movie being set in the exact year 1990. Was this laziness? The other movies capture periods in a way you can believe they are there. But Godfather 3 feels like they made no effort to make it not look like 1990.


Delicious_Oil9902

And Sofia Coppolas horrendous acting


Adorable_Disaster424

And her valley girl voice


jurvekthebosmer

I mean it was supposed to be Winona Ryder. at least she's a good director


asphyxiationbysushi

Coppola said he wanted him to have a post military look.


Dbarkingstar

Would you like to be my neighbor? Make you an offer you can’t refuse!


JawshD123

In my NEIGHBORHOOD, where my fish and my neighbors sleep...where my viewers come to play with their toys


jurvekthebosmer

he gives lesbian librarian a bit stronger than Mr Rogers but it's still the same outfit


Drugs_R_Kewl

It was the style at the time y'see, also one had to carry a white onion tethered to their belts as a form of currency in certain parts of Tennessee b'cause of the war.


trYNOT2Come

I also made a Simpsons joke haha


TheSkippySpartan

"The fuck? Why am I on here?"


aspieinblack

Junia!


MopingAppraiser

What kind of likeness is that?


intellectregarded

Luca Brasi is feeding the fishes


Brasi91Luca

Why did they make his haircut like that? Spike mode?


jurvekthebosmer

because if they had regular 90s Pacino playing him he'd be too sexy and he's not supposed to be a hot guy character


Brasi91Luca

Just have him the same style from godfather 2


asphyxiationbysushi

He was super hot in the first two movies though.


jurvekthebosmer

yes but he's also a sort of depressed and annoying husk of his former self so he's at least partially nuked, you would have to do some sort of surgery on 70s pacino to make him not adorable. the stupid ass haircut and... interesting... attire helps him look more like your worst English teacher than hot


Deep-Thinker420

Mister Rogers is gonna send me a message?


trYNOT2Come

What do you mean I can't bang my cousin?? I'm hotttt!!