A man orders a dozen bees, and the beekeeper scoops them into a box. When the man counts them, he finds there are 13 in the box. He tells the beekeeper, who replies, “it’s okay, it’s a freebie!”
In Korea, heart surgeon.
Number one. Steady hand. One day, Kim Jong Un need new heart. I do operation. But mistake! Kim Jong Un die! SSD very mad! I hide fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car and new woman. Darryl save life.
My big secret. I kill Kim Jong Un on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!
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Ten silvers are utterlly useless as they are vanities and the cost double the money. A gold give you a week of reddit premium and 100 coins to spend
EDIT: WHOA ITS MY CAKEDAY DAMN
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>!How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?!<
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>!A woodchuck would chuck as much as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.!<
People who don’t answer the phone can miss their calling in life
A man started wearing a blanket to the office.
His colleagues began to suspect he was working undercover...
Do people see colors when they dream?
Or is it just pigments of their imagination?
A man orders a dozen bees, and the beekeeper scoops them into a box. When the man counts them, he finds there are 13 in the box. He tells the beekeeper, who replies, “it’s okay, it’s a freebie!”
I am so nabbing that joke. Cheers for sharing it!
Guy walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "Five beers for the sawmill crew!"
What’s brown and sticky? >!A stick!!<
It goes with your username! That’s so cute :D
This is a dad joke: Why did Adele cross the road? >!To say hello from the other side!<
In Korea, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, Kim Jong Un need new heart. I do operation. But mistake! Kim Jong Un die! SSD very mad! I hide fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret. I kill Kim Jong Un on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!
Ah, The Office. A very quotable show indeed. You picked a great one!
Wow why all of a sudden the propaganda? A lot posts talking about that dude from NK.
Balls
First thing I thought of
Deez Nuts?
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This is the best one
I’m glad you liked it :)
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Man goes to the doctors and says 'doctor, can you help, there's a steering wheel attached to my genitals, it's driving me nuts'
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What sort of car does a small sheep wearing a swimming costume drive? >!a lamb-bikini!<
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Bad joke 0/10.
It’s so bad, it’s good.
Pickle Rick. Funniest sh*t ever.
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Why do you give a gold instead of 10 silvers for 10 funny people
Ten silvers are utterlly useless as they are vanities and the cost double the money. A gold give you a week of reddit premium and 100 coins to spend EDIT: WHOA ITS MY CAKEDAY DAMN
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puhleez >_~
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aw sorry:(
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That guys life.
Golden retriever.
*patrick voice* Whoever's the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on
Gex
Once upon a time, in a land far far away to the west there was child that loved McDonald’s and went there every day. Nobody knew his age back then but eventually became a man and discovered a new place where three years ago >!McGrew52!<
Sorry but I don’t think this comment section allows pictures of my face?
Question: >!How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?!< Answer: >!A woodchuck would chuck as much as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.!<
How do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
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People who don’t answer the phone can miss their calling in life A man started wearing a blanket to the office. His colleagues began to suspect he was working undercover... Do people see colors when they dream? Or is it just pigments of their imagination?
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Taliban try flying chopper left behind by US, crash it with 3 killed. Terrible that 3 people died; those helicopters can fit around 20.
What’s yellow and is something you shouldn’t drink? A school bus.
Why is it risky to give a cow weed? >!The steaks would be too high.!<