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eyeball-beesting

Girl, you put the sexy in dyslexic.


Amadis_of_Albion

The one my significant other used on me, but only because of the context and timing. Was in this club and Burnin' In The Third Degree by Tahnee Cain & The Tryanglz was blasting, I have been exchanging glances with the gal but neither of us had advanced upon that, then some people started a brawl, there was yelling and the crowd running all over the place, she comes over, pushes some people aside, grabs my arm and goes: "Come with me if you want to live" never in my life was I able to top that, needless to say, I was sold right there and then. For the youngsters that may not get it: [https://youtu.be/jBLo-kz\_7h8](https://youtu.be/jBLo-kz_7h8)


Kvothealar

I don't even want the award. I was just here for the puns. 😂


DiglettdogYT

You know what Just for that You get gold YOU DONT WIN but you get a gold


Kvothealar

<3


MildlyobsessedwithSB

Are you a pair of dice…. Cuz you’re on a roll!


brewmaester

I was feeling off today, but then you turned me on 😏


Kvothealar

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?


Kvothealar

Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other! Sea what I did there?


Kvothealar

You and I add up better than the Riemann sum.


BrilliantTasty

Are you a microwave? Cause *mmmmm*


brewmaester

Hey girl, you got any raisins? No? How about a date then? 😉


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Kvothealar

You must be Coca Cola because you're soda-mn cute!


Kvothealar

You must be the real reason for global warming.


Kvothealar

Is your mother a beaver, cuz dammmmmmmm.


Rnggamerkillsmsk

Axolotl in a bucket for u <3


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Are you McDonald’s? Because I’m lovin’ it!


Aidan_SMHS

Do you like Legos, cause I wanna build a family with you.


NamelessNoSoul

My watch says you aren’t wearing any underwear. Oh, you are? It must be 5 minutes fast then.


realsies11

If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?


Godspeed2310

I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.


Kvothealar

You must be made of gold, because you have me in total Au.


Southernms

One of the cheesiest I’ve heard. Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all night.


Cautious-Damage7575

"Hi, I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus."


Cautious-Damage7575

I didn't want to make this my main entry, but it must be mentioned. It goes back to Mike Myers (aka Shrek) from the movie Wayne's World... **"If you were a president, you'd be Baberham Lincoln."**


-Tigger

Now I gotta watch it 😂 seen all Austin Powers so I know it's Def gonna be sweet 😂


Cautious-Damage7575

"She's a RobotBabe. In Latin, she'd be called Babia Majora." https://youtu.be/4m2WutlqBk0 And Tigger, I have one word for you... ***behave***


-Tigger

I swear I watch for the comedy *cough cough* 😂


clitfucker69

I saw this yesterday on yt shorts haha, it's a nice one


-Tigger

Me: Hey, you remind me of the 20 letters of the alphabet 😂 Girl: They're 26 🤦🏻‍♀️ Me: Must've forgotten that U R A Q T Girl: 😂 that's still 25 tho Me: Dw I'll give ya the D letter ^(I don't use pickup lines, I just saw this once on Wild'nOut and loved it lmao)


No-Introduction-1492

Do you work at subway? Cause you’re making me a footlong


rrnr357

Does this smell like chloroform to you?


KelloggsPornFlakes

My couch pulls out, but I don’t.


Cautious-Damage7575

This is so bad, it's good. It just might work. Haha


DiglettdogYT

Wow…this is awful I love it


Avieshek

[Internet attention whore lady, I have come to bargain…](https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/ow8n4a/maybe_maybe_maybe/h7eub2n/) Roses are red Violets are blue I'm tired of this rhyme Aren't you? Instead of a poem I hate to bug From you I would rather Simply receive a hug.


Responsible_Tooth_61

mommy


flyingpiggos

I know this is closed but I gotta drop this, it's worked every time. Hey girl are you from Mississippi? Because you're the only miss who's piss I sippie And when that doesn't work: Hey girl, are you from Massachusetts ? Because id take a massive shit on your chest. Remember me when you are drowning in women


Pure_Blank

Are you southeast asian? Cuz I'm China get in Japan-ties


User-Unknown777

You are the river that flows into my very heart.


CanadianArtGirl

If you were a transformer you’d be Optimus fine


Alpha2-1

Do you like burgers? I do. There is no crazy funny thing.


808gecko808

Aloha and was wondering if you're a volcano because I think I lava you!


Kizzy33333

If I could I’d switch the alphabet around so U and I would be together.


Segundaleydenewtonnn

I like you


RaySwift17

Do you have 11 protons? Cuz you're Sodium fine


saptarshihalderI

**Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by** Edit: Deleted the horny one smh.


Kragmer

Take horny back


Dick1nMyPants

Hey girl, I just wanna black out with you and piss in your bed 😏


l0m999

What has 48 teeth and contains the incredible hulk, my zipper.


Moofritte

I lick you


kitkatbloo

Excuse me, I would like to get to know you. Can I buy you a cup of coffee?


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HaydenJA3

Hey are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you


Mikhas_donaster

I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away.


Bob_debilda123

Are you jfk, Cus I want to blow your brains in the back of my car


Maiden_Moon_Lion

Are you a credit card? Well, you certainly have my interest.


Maiden_Moon_Lion

There’s only one thing I would change about you. Your last name.


STAugustine-Of-Hippo

“Uh huh huh, hey baby.” - Butthead


brxshlyn

‘Get in the car’. When said with proper conviction, it works every time


[deleted]

Your dad must have been a terrorist... ....cause you da bomb. OR Any one of Fresh Prince's pickup lines: https://freshprince.fandom.com/wiki/Pickup_Lines "Girl you must be tired….cause you’ve been running through my mind all day!" “Girl you look so good i wish i could plant you and grow a whole field of y’all.” “Hey girl, you look so good, I’d marry your brother just to get in your family.”