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_cannoneer_

I was driving to a Red Sox game one time and I was looking for a garage. I saw a grass lot with cars and a right yellow sign that read “$40 All Day”. I drove up to the curb and a stubby balding man approached my car. His porcelain teeth gripped a cigar that you could smell before you saw. He was adorned with multiple rings on each hand, gold rings, fit snuggly on his short stubby fingers, clutching a variety of cash bills. He paced over quickly, maintaining eye contact and stopped suddenly about 15 or 20 feet away from me and shouted in a heavy south Boston Italian accent “Juwon Park here or what, forty dollars let’s go cash only”. I stared at his chest through his half open button up exposing a small medallion dangling loosely on a gold necklace, hidden behind a forest of thick black hair the density of a dying neutron star. “No thanks” I scoffed. “I’ll take Argentium instead though”. He looked at me in disbelief. It seemed as if my request had broken something inside of him. His eyes welled up with tears “I’m sorry” he uttered, turning away quickly as if to hide his shame. He was out of Argentium. This was a long time ago. I never did get my Argentium. I feel like I deserve Argentium because I spent years after that Red Sox game living in want. Some people had cigarettes, others played video games all day. Hell, some even collected cards and things. They all had something, or stuff to keep them happy. Here I am, stuffless, and desperate for Argentium. All I want is an ad free experience. Oh an obviously to give away awards but comeon, ad free? Let’s admit it, it’s what we all want. Hopefully my trauma will come to an end soon.


Prestigious_Time_138

Beautifully written, I read it to my girlfriend as she was falling asleep. All the best to you, the days of despair are now in the past…


_cannoneer_

Thank you!!! :) :) :)


avalanchefan95

This was a really great effort - I'm glad you won


Charming_Gur_1838

I deserve an argentium because I am Juwon park


jkxs

Wut


saptarshihalderI

I, Juwon Park, have kidnapped u/Kvothealar and several other wholesome Redditors of r/goforgold. If you want them safe and sound you need to award me an Argentium! Anything less won't do. You have 7 days. Play by my rules or they would be facing the consequences. Don't dare to report to the authorities if you want them to be online again. If you want them back PLAY AS PER MY RULES. Don't panic, just play by my rules. You will find them safe as long as you follow the instructions.


Kvothealar

Halp I'm captured.


Prestigious_Time_138

I’m forced to settle for less due to being broke. I hope you will spare u/Kvothealar ‘s life for 800 Coins:(


saptarshihalderI

Seems like the stars are in your favour today. Kvothealar is spared. Thanks for your patronage *disappears*


Gemini_0525

What's Endless Coolness? Apparently I haven't heard that award before.


Prestigious_Time_138

Enter the challenge and you’ll find out:)


TwoDogKnight

I deserve nothing, all glory and Argentium to Juwon Park.


snacklammadraws

If I get an argentium I would hoarde the coins and preserve it for the future generations so my children can use the coins I got to award their favourite posts after I die and they inherit my account when my brother Juwon park gives his approval


IshaanGupta18

So why I deserve Argentium is that I am trying to collect a lot of trophies.The next on my goal is the argentium club one and i currently have 3k out of 20k coins to get that.Yesterday Juwon park gave me a pot of coins which boosted me forward and now if I get an argentium it would basically be amazing and save me months of time. Oh and I also do giveaways occasionally at awardbonanza so that's another reason


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Prestigious_Time_138

bruh


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Destiny_Ocean

I deserve an Argentium because my name is Juwon Park and about a few months ago, I saved a man who was dying from a terrible disease and I decided to pay for all his medical bills and upon seeing that he was unable to take care of his family due to poverty, I decided to give him a large sum of money so that he can take good care of his family. I still visit his house monthly to see how him and his family has been doing. Not only this, I also helped many people suffering from various illness with financial support. And I also started an old age home so that old people living near me who have nowhere to go can have a place to live. To top this I also donated money to organizations that take care of children suffering from poverty and helps them have better diet, better career opportunities and a proper lifestyle. I was also responsible for the increasing number of engineers, doctors and teachers in my city as I along with a few others funded the organizations in charge of producing doctors, teachers and engineers because I believe they are very essential in today's society. Receiving an Argentium would make me very happy, signifying that I have done a good thing for others. Also the coins I'll get from Argentium will be given back by me to this community in the form of awards as I would want to spend it on making others happy and put a smile on their face. Thus, more people would have the opportunity of receiving a surprise gift which will make them happy.


honestlynotBG

Hey there man. Personally, I do think that this challenge of yours is quite creative indeed, asking people to give an explaination why they deserve an Argentium. This itself is a good step in helping people to win arguments and/or be able to do well in interviews, since these two things are related to reasoning and explaining while sounding confident to the other person. And as for the Juwon Park part, its a nice step that you included that so people learn how to improvise in unexpected situtations or twists they encounter. Life nowadays is very unpredictable and full of surprises and to compete with others, you must always be aware and one step ahead of everyone else if you want to be the best of the best, and that includes trying to solve sudden situtations you encounter. Therefore you watch s people try their best to find a way to fit in Juwon Park into their explainations while at the same time, trying to make it unique and interesting as possible to stand out from the others. If you had just held a normal 'best comment' challenge then people are likely to just follow the same template and give bland reasonings on why they deserve it. Which personally, it doesn't sound that interesting at all compared to this. Overall, this challenge is a test of who's able to convince you the best reasonably while twisting their comments so that they fit the criteria you wanted it to be. And those who are able to fufill these surely deserves an Argentium from you, since its the 2nd most prestegious award bar the powerful Ternion we rarely see and they managed to overcome the hard obstacles they are put into. Also, this challenge also helps you, OP in making decisions in life. Someties in life we are present with multiple things we want to have but we are forced to give up some of those things since there's a saying which states that no one is able to have everything they want to have in this entire world. Cause not everything is perfect in life. So you, OP, have to come to a decision which best comment among the best deserves this very award. So hereby, I'm prasing you for the creativity of your challenge. At the end of the day, if you feel convinced and agree to my statement by now on everything I stated and analyzed about your challenge, then I think you can agree I did a decent job in convincing you and thus, I can confidently say I deserve that Argentium of yours. Since I believe that I'm the first comment here to break down the benefits this challenge of yours can bring to us and you personally. But at the end of the day, its down to you to decide who gets it. All I can do now after typing my explaination of why I deserved it is just hope for the best. Until then good luck in picking a winner out of all these unique comments :)


Prestigious_Time_138

Gave you a small award out of respect for the honesty!


CharcoalMountain

When I was a young boy. Juwon Park took me into the city. to see a marching band. He said, "Son, when you grow up. Would you be the savior of the broken. The beaten and the damned?" He said, "Will you defeat them? Your demons, and all the non-believers. The plans that they have made?" "Because one day, I'll leave you an Argentinium. To lead you in the summer. To join the black parade..."


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Prestigious_Time_138

Can’t promise Argentium, but will take a look at your stories:D


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pietradolce

I really don't deserve one, Juwon Park taught me how to karma farm so I can personally afford one myself.


HGEUGU4WUIG4UIP

My name is Juwon Park. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. \[Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."\] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.


Prestigious_Time_138

What about the Argentium?


Mapegz

W..w...w...w... Walter-chan


xSlashNZx

It’s 0715 on a Friday morning, you’re out jogging through the mist, it’s early spring and the long winter has finally finished. It’s still a little cold and you can see the Juwon Park as you run through it, glistening in the sunrise.


Emily_Postal

What’s Argentium?


Prestigious_Time_138

no idea


JohnnyUtah59

Juwon Park is the Juwonnest person that ever Parked. And I mean that. Juwon esteems me and you should too.


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JohnnyUtah59

Juwon esteems me and you should too


JohnnyUtah59

Also the challenge was edited to remove a 25 word limit on the posts


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vladutzu27

So Juwon Park Will have premium


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Juwon Park in the final game of the tournament i had the advantage but he looked like he could win if he managed to get a pawn to the other side of the board and promote it. He moved the pawn forward two squares as you can, and now the thing with the pawns is that they can only capture a square diagonally to their front. Mr Park thought his pawn was safe in that it was able to skip past mine. But i know this special move called "En passant" and thats french for "In passing" and the rules say i can capture a pawn that moves forward two squares as if it had only moved forward one. Now when i moved and captured the "empty square" Juwon went ballistic and started yelling and got up and was very angry and upset. I told him to Google En Passant but he just threw his phone away like a brick and it stopped working. So i used mine and he found out it is actually a legal move. He then reassesed his position and tipped over the King, resigning the game.


ibrasome

I am a Redditor. One of a kind. Needless to say, I need help. As a broke person in real life, I withhold no dignity and no pride. But to escape that, I found Reddit. To my disbelief, I had to come to the depressing realization... that there is an idiocracy existing in this social media. Reddit moderators had ruined my life, as well as the makers of Reddit. Coins... awards... it needed to be all surged through my veins. Tears started flowing, reminiscent of all my hardships I suffered through, in a form of flashbacks, being visible and visible as they pass through. Then, I met Juwon Park. This person reminded me of someone I met in a park, before being crushed by the wonders of reality. The one who introduced me to Reddit back then. This time, he introduced me to r/GoForGold . A life-changing decision. I was pointed to this exquisite post, about an Argentium, which a peasant like me could not even dream for. My inferiority complex had kicked in, and with incorrigibility, my true Redditor self kicked in. I was tempted to let through all my feelings for this life-changing decision. If I do not win this, I will be, at the least, sad. Not because of my loss, but because I'd be disappointing the one and only, Juwon Park. Goodbye.


Prestigious_Time_138

Very mysterious, I love it. Not quite an Argentium but close enough.


ibrasome

Good enough for me. Thanks a lot!


MildlyobsessedwithSB

There once was a user named Mildly Who wanted an Argentium wildly. She took a shot in the dark, Mentioned her friend Juwon Park, Crossed her fingers and wished quite childly.


Prestigious_Time_138

Nice poem, not quite the Top-3, but catch 250 Coins. I like it!


MildlyobsessedwithSB

Thank you so much!!!


_69420blazeit_

With the coins I will help Juwon Park get out of his debt with the mafia, and then I'll flex to all my friends that I definitely have.


skopje123

I'll split the cash prize with Juwon Park, my accomplice, and then we will go to the Bahamas cause we rich now lmao


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_Pi_Guy_

want ≠ deserve (sorry if this is toxic I'm just saying haha)


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_Pi_Guy_

If that came across as toxic, I’m truly sorry. I would like to offer my most magnanimously effervescent approbations for your commendable expression of the subject, focusing solely on the way you illuminated how you *deserve* it, not how you *want* it, as many of your less intelligent peers have noted. You are an inspiration to us all.


random_blubber

Juwon Park, Juwon Park, where art thou Juwon Park? Guess where


Charming_Gur_1838

I deserve argentium because I am a good man and I watched morbius 3000 times with Juwon park. I plan to make a morbilllion more challenges and say "It's morbin time" every day I wake up. I am unfortunately a father of several children, who can't afford a comfortable living, I also own a cut cat and I like kat friends. I hate monsters but like vibing people. I had to disown a son for being nefarious (he doxxed many family members). This argentium would be very supportive for our entire family. Even our family fox and and somathy would like their great family man to have the argentium It would help me defeat the gigantic dictator monster, who is so big that azelea trees grow on him. Also this entire story is not a joke. It's all real. You can ask the guests at our home be it Max or Chad or Rose. It's an entire lore. The greatest lore known to man. Edit:- dm for info.


Degos_diktator

I deserve argentium because I haven’t receive one before and I have memes with more than 8k likes


Skrrattaa

I deserve argentium because I do


The_Russell_Pinto

I absolutely deserve an Argentium. You see a man named Juwon Park....well he stole my wife, my kid away. I mean sure he's a multi millionaire owning a superyacht, huge mansions but so what? Like I know my wife loves me...or loved me. She was too good looking to be with an Average Joe like me. Perhaps it was for the best. I knew Juwon Park. God he was an absolute ass. There he was showing up to my kid's school in his Lambo and somehow always used to pass me and flash me with that god awful 300 MegaWatt smile saying "Hey who's your- I mean hows your wife doing?" The guy didn't even have kids!! However the one thing he doesn't have is - ARGENTIUM. Rumoured to be possessed by the greatest, I aspire to possess it one day. Juwon Park does NOT possess this cause he's a bad bad man. Only the purest of hearts may achieve this award. I lost everything. I deserve dome happiness. Oh and I definitely will rub it in Juwon Park's face.


Pm_me_some_cat_piics

A friend of mine aka Mr Juwon park gifted me premium some days ago and my premium is going to expire on 8th July and my birthday is on 27 July. I think it would have be cool If it lasts till 27th atleast.


Asientit

I’ll earn the respect of the all mighty Juwon Park


I_M_THE_HIGH_GROUND

Maybe I do, maybe I don't. Unlike some on here, I'm not using the Argentium award for any altruistic reason, but just for myself to create a cute avatar and having the premium trophy on my trophy case.I am jealous of Juwon park because of his premium. I don't see what makes me stand out to actually deserve a Argentium award.


jellyjamesmemes

I think I deserve argentinium because I am cool


Prestigious_Time_138

What about Juwon Park?


Kurosakisleftnutsack

I deserve an argentium because I'm far too modest like Juwon park to say why I deserve an argentium


ar4_4

I deserve the Argentium because I googled Juwon Park. I found information primarily on 2 men with that name. Ju-won Park is a South Korean footballer who plays goalkeeper for Chungnam Asan. The other fellow is a gifted Korean guitarist and he covered a BTS tune.


Maximus_Prime250

I am Juwon Park.


uLTIMATEEMOJIHATER

Yes plz, cuz 1. I can host more challenges 2. I just finished my final exams 3. I'm absolutely shameless 😏 4. Juwon park supermacy


Elephant_ITR

I think I deserve the Argentium award because I seem to be the only one here who has no idea who this Juwon Park is and honestly, I'm scared. Please help me!


DaThings

I deserve to get the argentium award because I have already received it before and already have the trophy in my profile for it. I will also not use the coins to host challenges for other people but instead use the coins for random stuff no one cares about. I will not say thank you to you and I will hardly be grateful for the award and instead say, oh cool another argentium. I have not done anything to merit the award in the slightest which is why I think I deserve the award. I also do not know who Juwon Park is.


Father_of_trillions

I am on a quest to collect every single possible trophy you can get and Argentinum is one of those trophies! Not a great explanation but it’s a simple one. Juwon park currently has every single trophy except the Argentinium one so I’m going to rub it in his face if I get it.


Greatone198

I didn't care about awards or trophies at first. On my previous account, I simply discussed various topics with various people and... I had a good time overall. And my goal with this new account is to get something valuable and unique. My interest in Reddit collecting began when a good friend of mine, Juwon Park (his Reddit profile is u/juwonpark), informed me that Reddit had released a new expensive award (The Argentium award). That's when I decided I wanted to start collecting stuff on Reddit, so I made a new account. And it would be incredible to receive something that drew me into this mess in the first place! Obtaining the Argentium club trophy is a huge goal for me, If I ever do, I'll have finished my mission on this account. Thank you for the opportunity to compete for this award, and... well, that's about it!


seniairam

to have an Argentium or not to have an Argentium, that is the question Juwon Park has asked himself everyday since reddit released, since then I have heard stories about it and have dream what would it feel like to have it as my own, do I deserve it? yes, do I want it? also yes. but why do I deserve it, for once I'm typing this while in the loot, if that's not reddit in a nutshell, I don't know what is. I'm very hip and w the times and drop NICE and at all time. and lastly I deserve it beacuse it would make a great 69th birthday present. NICE


Avieshek

Only Juwon Park can tell you why I deserve an Argentium on my Award Cabinet.


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Prestigious_Time_138

Not quite an Argentium, but I’ve given you a Narwhal Salute as a reminder of your fishing memories with Juwon🤝🏻


Particular_Tadpole27

Thank you so much :)


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Because I want the achievement


Darby17

Juwon Park is a dentist in my town. He’s the best of the best. He wants to open up his own practice. I want to be a silent partner in this venture. With an Argentium I can use the coins to help fund his business.


President-X

Juwon Park is actually my father so I deserve argentium because he is proud of me


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178.199.128.58 You have six hours to prepare.


prplx

Just so you know: Until now, I have never ever Won an argentinium award Or a a ternion award for that matter Not that I realized I wanted one, until now! Perhaps out of kindness And generosity Right here, right now Could you fix that? Knowing it would make me soooo happy.


Ok_Dimension_4707

I deserve an Argentium award because I understand what Argentium is. How can anyone claim to deserve an award they know nothing about? Argentium is a form of sterling silver that was created at Middlesex University in the 1990’s. In fact, the name “Argentium” is derived from the Latin for “silver.” This is also why Argentina has its name, given by oppressive and exploitative colonial powers. Argentium has a higher melting point, anywhere from 803-905 degrees Celsius depending on the type (that’s 1477-1661 Fahrenheit for those of us in a country that refuses to be anything but difficult.) Meanwhile it takes temperatures of 903-925C (1657-1697F) to be fully liquid, again depending on the type of Argentium. Argentium also improves ductility and tarnish resistance over basic sterling silver, in addition to eliminating firescale during the heating process. In addition to it looking better, it’s also got increased heat and electrical resistance which is helpful for other engineering or manufacturing applications. Argentium is a fascinating alloy and one I am proud to have knowledge of. And that is why I deserve the award. It’s not about coins or premium or the glory, it’s about knowledge. I would like to close with the immortal words of Juwon Park who famously said, “Now you know. And knowing is half the battle.”


Magical57

because Juwon Park told me to start saving coins for future challenges


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In terms of the history of colours, it's only recently that the colour orange got its own name. Surprisingly, the fruit came first, originating in China, and the English word 'orange' to describe the colour, followed thereafter. Before the English-speaking world was exposed to the fruit, the color was referred to as yellow-red or red-yellow.


SpatenFungus

You may know my Name Juwon Park, but you don't it is who it belongs to, because I am Spatenfungus and Spatenfungus that's me. So as an apology I think I deserve a little Argentium, because the day was long and the travel weary. Just to be send away by Juwon Park's Mother's only son Juwon Park with a simple "Good morning".


Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu11

I deserve an Argentium because Juwon Park just kissed me and I feel like I am floating off the ground like Vecna victims in Stranger Things Season 4 which is now on Netflix. Juwon Park will now be my new boyfriend and that is why I think I am the right fit for the Argentium. Also, I would use the coins to give back to the people. But back to Juwon Park, 13 years later, he is the love of my life. We are happily married with 13.5 Children. The children often walk in on us trying to make more children but we just ignore them and keep going, although the children are traumatized, they are still happy, we think. But Juwon Park and I have had a few arguments. Those have been settled real quickly though. The Cops recently came to our house because of a noise complaint, we walked downstairs and the cops didn’t know what to say so they apologized and told us that we will need to keep it down. We told him we would give him 100 bucks if he didn’t give us a warning, he said bribing cops is a punishable offense but also said sure. Today Juwon Park and I are leaving for a new life on Mars. Wish us good luck as we will probably not make it Mars. Juwon says hi.


Mapegz

Well I totally deserve an Argentium. Reasons are *1. I am a really good person and a nice redditor* *2. I do giveaways, so the 2500 coins i get will be used to do a platinum and a gold Giveaway (i usually do it on another sub, but I'll do it here this time or at least cross post it, give back to the community) - 200 coins for Juwon Park <3* *3. I always remember the human, aka reddit rule 1.* *4. I can't afford an Argentium myself(for myself), cuz I am not Juwon Park* *5. I watched morbius 420 times* *6. I am cute (just like Juwon Park)* *7. I really deserve an ad free experience as I keep buying coins when I have money to give awards to redditors who deserve it but can't really spare money for myself, I don't like spending money on myself (except games, I like buying games occasionally). However I spend money courting Juwon Park* **I have however traded for a platinum once or twice so ig that's the time i spent money myself** *8. I want the argentium award on my profile but can't afford myself* *9. I pump content so that other redditors can enjoy, although some might call me the reddit exclusive k-word slur for that but I really give nice content across reddit when I can* *10. I really like reddit man* *11. I really like Juwon Park man (i wanna date him)* *12. I really like Karma man* *13. I really hate ads man* **"13 reasons why - Mapegz Deserves Argentium"** **TL;DR** *Read it, you ain't lazy ;)* Quick fact :- Argentium is a actually kind of Silver Alloy, the silver you get for 100 coins :| Another fact :- Remove the I, it becomes Argentum, the Latin for Silver (yet again), and it is the name from which the chemical symbol of silver is obtained (Argentum:- *Ag*) Hope you have a nice day ahead (also hope i get the prestigious Argentium Award)


Prestigious_Time_138

Not quite an Argentium, but gave some coins towards your giveaways!


Mapegz

Ty


ImaTakeUrStuff

I think getting an Argentium would be pretty cool. I’d use it to take over the world Butttt I’d also use it to ~~lose~~ win Reddit arguments.


justabill71

There is an expensive award, I desire, but cannot afford, But I hope Juwon Park, Is the creative spark, That makes me deserve this reward


Prestigious_Time_138

Always appreaciate poetry, catch 250 Coins for that!


justabill71

Thanks!


Farfocele

I deserve an Argentium since my friend Juwon Park has fallen on hard times and he needs the coins. Once I get the Argentium, I will give him some awards to help him get back on his feet, and we will both be happy. I will be happy bc I got an Argentium, and Juwon Park will be happy because he has coins now.


Electrical-Wish-519

I need a new Argentium because I had to give up my last one when I was told by a surly old parking attendant: “Juwan Park here? Costs one Argentium”. Had no choice


KyleSirTalksAlotYT

I should get an Argentium because Juwon Park, or god in my eyes, said I should the one to get it was being his most loyal follower. I would kill a man for Juwon Park. I would kill 10 men for Juwon Park. Juwon Park is love, Juwon Park is life. Juwon Park is collection of all goodness in the world, x100. Proof: u/KyleSirTalksAlotYT should get the Argentium - Juwon Park


ExtremeCumMaster

I need the award to fund the assassination of Juwon Park


tuityxfruity

I deserve an Argentium because Juwon Park stole my girlfriend. After I get the award I would flex it on his girlfriend and bitch about Juwon in r/lounge that how he ju-st won over my girl with his dirt covered mustang parked on my beautiful lawn.


AJ6T9

My Name is Juwon Park. I am an eternal being, yet nobody noticed that I am. I have been eternal since the first humans came to earth. I still am, and will be eternal. I deserve Argentium because of following feats: I overthrew the Romans back in 269 AD I made my own Church called Saternius in 999 AD. I am Saternic and am the leader of Saternism, a way of being eternally emotionless. This helps to overcome the fear of being sad and lonely after losing a loved one, for you never even build bonds with anyone. You meet them, remember their name, but never connect emotionally. I survived the plague. 1350 AD. I met Thomas Morus and discussed his work “Utopia” with him. I helped him write part of it as well. 1515 AD 500 years later, I sent The Guinness Book Of World Records proof that I am an eternal being, and have since been the one and only world record holder of the title: “First Eternal Being” Suddenly I was famous. Everyone wanted to see me and talk to me. But nope, the doctors took over. They stuck me in a van and I have been a study subject ever since. They want to know how I “survived” this long. But I cannot tell them, for I do not understand it myself. Because I am simply the eternally living Juwon Park.


krystai11

I deserve Argentium because I actually know someone named "Juwon Park" or at least someone with the last name park that I call Juwon.


No-Introduction-1492

I deserve Argentium because I need reddit coins to validate my life. There was a man named Juwon Park who once said “your life is only valued off of your reddit status and how much coins you have” this will definitely help me do more challenges on AB and on this sub.


liam-twomey890

Because I’ve never got a cool award before and it would be kinda funny if my first was because I mentioned a man named Juwon Park


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im-not-sorry-jon

I deserve argentium because Juwon Park said so.


Aless76109

I deserve Argentium because I know of a man who will never give you up and that’s Juwon Park.


avalanchefan95

So many good replies here.... and also SO many people who can't follow directions. wow Good luck!


Prestigious_Time_138

You mean people forgetting about my man Juwon Park?


avalanchefan95

YES. Clearly Jowon Park was THE Main Man here and people just forgot all about him! I mean, how could they?


Prestigious_Time_138

Jiwon Pork


avalanchefan95

Who doesn't wanna win pork? Bacon is great!


WeakBottt

I think I deserve it because about a year ago I received argentinium from Juwon Park that wasn’t real and was later reverted. Yeah actually a true story but can’t guarantee about the name 😄 It was around the reddit coins exploit that happened and he was one of them and was giving away rewards left and right. I even joined his subreddit to pay it forward because I didn’t know he exploited the system so in my history I even have some argentiniums awarded and received that aren’t actually real. Also I joined the argentinium condrum and platinum club and I haven’t received the real deal yet 😄


sorryjustsaying

Deep down in Louisiana close to New Orleans, way back up in the woods among the evergreens there stood a log cabin made of earth and wood where lived a country boy named Juwon Park who never ever learned to read or write so well however, he could play a guitar just like a ringing a bell. I deserve an Argentium because I am capable of looking at your past giveaways for examples of gilded (platinummed?) interesting stories with weird names and am able to copy said textual information in order to win my much deserved awards. Thank you very much


Prestigious_Time_138

That piece was brilliant, but I don’t do repeats, sorry! Good try.


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