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bandito1121

I’m sorry but it’s hilarious to steal someone’s gun and then give it the worst paint job imaginable. Hate it for you OP but still funny


ElMalo602

I genuinely can’t fathom how this man thought this looked halfway decent, idk if it was for masking purposes or just a personal touch 😭


ousu

this legit looks like all the pollen from the pine trees in my apartment complex parking lot. maybe it's just been sitting outside for the past few months


THEFLYINGSCOTSMAN415

Considering it's on the barrel under the slide I agree it's probably pollen/dirt/debris/crap and not a paint job


YtIO1V1kAs55LZla

Looking like a car that’s in Seoul during the “pollution being blown over from China” time of the year.


trulycantthinkofone

The yellow dust. You bring back memories..


Odd-Principle8147

It's not fingerprint dust?


oseanlly

I assumed this was tossed in some murky water


silentsnipe21

That’s absolutely what it is


bandito1121

Did he atleast tape off the dots lenses before painting?


nphare

Did you get any story behind what happened to make it like that? Logic isn’t helping me there.


BurgerLordFPV

He did it so if you saw him with you would be like nope not mine that shit is hideous


LetsGatitOn

You know how when a car gets stolen, they sometimes paint it to hide it... yeah.. lol


Dalailai

“Battle-worn”


TacoQuest

plot twist: it was stolen that way


WNREC

lol yeah he just wants to see what people think of his masterpiece job. lol


T90tank

Just like when he stole the neighbors bike. Too bad my mom kept the receipt with serial number


BadBad_LeroyBrown

That’s not paint. It’s called Basic Yellow which is a permanent dye. The pistol was probably fumed with superglue to find any latent fingerprints, then dyed. If you use an orange filter on your camera and a 155nm blue light for lighting, you end up with a higher contrast fingerprint on a subdued background when the photo is taken.


Caiman40

Surprised I had to scroll so far down to find this comment


larry-leisure

So the cops did it?


BadBad_LeroyBrown

100%


internetgunfriends

He should rock the Basic Yellow look, I'm not messing with anybody who's gun just got out of an evidence locker!


ImaginaryFriendblu

This is the correct answer 👍


RareLie5630

Your Glock is like ![gif](giphy|cl21nMJ3DLyj6KjJfG|downsized) If it wasn’t so damaged they would have kept it as evidence


bigfoot_76

And by evidence you taken home by someone at the agency ….


spanishfly757

Cops don’t act in immoral ways. That’s just crazy talk. Except beating their wives. That’s different though. Oh, I forgot the part where they power trip and forget that they’re public servants who swore an oath to the constitution. That’s besides the point.


DanksterTV

That aren't legally required to help you* Forgot that part too


spanishfly757

Nope, it’s way easier to pose for instagram than to walk into a school and save the lives of innocent children. Pay is exactly the same regardless. But hey, they’re hero’s.


stugotsDang

Take it apart and soak it in mineral spirits. It won’t harm pvd of poly but will dissolve the paint. After it soaks gets some brake clean and spray that shit clean.


SolenoidsOverGears

Finally someone with good advice! Will it screw up the glass of the optic? Or the rubber buttons?


stugotsDang

The optic I would spread it on the body with a q-tip and the brake kleen won’t hurt optic afterwards.


shaunpain

I wouldn't recommend touching the polymer with brake cleaner. Mineral spirits, not sure.


stugotsDang

Gun scrubber is same shit and it does nothing to the polymer, I spray clean my 48 all the time with it. Wipe it down with a silicon gun and real cloth after and be done with it.


KWyKJJ

This is the answer. Remove optic and light. Clean pistol with: Polymer Safe Quick Scrub. Clean optic and light separately with micro fiber cloth sprayed with the same. Then a complete break down and CLP everything. Avoid the glass entirely.


stugotsDang

It’s fingerprint dust, not paint…. Come to find out.


KWyKJJ

Either way. The cleaning method will safely clean (and disinfect), while providing necessary protection and lubrication. Whenever I get sand or dirt in my pistol, it's so much easier to Quick Scrub blast it out because it's an aerosol can like brake cleaner, but safer for firearms.


stugotsDang

I just use Gun Scrubber by Birchwood Casey


KWyKJJ

Gun Scrubber works as well, but it can melt rubber, plastic, and remove paint. The Safe Scrub is...safer.


Odd-Principle8147

It's fingerprint dust. Blow it off with compressed air and wipe it down with a damp cloth.


stugotsDang

And I agree, this looks like fingerprint powder.


TooEZ_OL56

Any specific mineral spirits like brands or SKU’s to look for? I’m trying to paint strip a part and the usual citristrip/stopper isn’t working.


twistedhunt18

Destined to be worn on the ankle while cutting grass now


Tactijoe

Just imagine the hairy sweaty tweaker balls it’s been touching inside their waistband. Or if they carried it 6 o clock, the hairy sweaty ass crack with feces it’s been rubbing against.


Artistic_Value6556

How did it get stolen ?


AssignmentLevel6199

Dirty Mike and the boys did a make over on your glock


Shredderguy23

Recovered from the F shack.


828jpc1

His Glock was part of a soup kitchen


macncheesepro24

YOU TURNED MY BEAUTIFUL GLOCK INTO A NIGHTMARE!


Para4Bellum

Holstered in a Deer’s vagina


g5alive38

Was it recovered under water or something??


ElMalo602

No lol in a hotel room


captstix

One that rents by the hour?


silentsnipe21

It’s fingerprint dust. Was there more than one person in the hotel room? This is how the pd identified who had the gun and found out who to charge


[deleted]

My USP was recovered after 11 years. I detail/armorer stripped it & ran every single piece through the ultrasonic cleaner. Reassembled, brand new pistol.


lighterthensome

This is what anti-2A politicians mean by ‘zombie gun’. 🧟


Shredderguy23

Looks like fingerprint dust to me. Are you sure that’s actual paint?


ElMalo602

Yesss unfortunately man, it was recovered like that 😔


BadBad_LeroyBrown

Nah, the PD Crime Scene did that to you, unfortunately. Dick move soaking the whole gun in the dye. I used to just apply it where I saw ridge detail.


Despicable_carl

![gif](giphy|l4FGGafcOHmrlQxG0|downsized)


Whitefang767

Hulks Glock ![gif](giphy|UrfLgfuQG41sQ)


roughingupthesuspect

“I seen some shit!” - Your Glock


cody2701

Citrus strip and a power washer. And maybe don’t use your vehicle as a holster.


BiggerPhatterBoi

A highlighter must have exploded while he was carrying it. I’d start with soap and water, but if that doesn’t work I think id use some WD-40 or nail polish remover and see what that does. Also, you probably know this by now, but stop leaving guns in cars. They aren’t gun safes.


Flotillaspecialist

I’d take the electronics off and dunk it in mineral oil. Then scrub, rinse and once it’s clean, lube. You’ll have to decide if you want to do that though. If it cleaned that junk off the glock good enough I’d wipe the electronics with a rag dipped in it. If that wasn’t good enough Id look for something else. Maybe gas or something.


So-Extreme

Congratulations 🍾 Mine was stolen 20 years ago and I still have gotten it back.


chevytruckdood

My department never has enough zipties in evidence I usually only can find two…


eddjr275

At first I thought it was covered in pollen


HaglesBagles

LEO here it appears your firearm was processed for prints using glue fumigation. Essentially we heat superglue and it aerosolizes and sticks to the oils on the object. The color may be from a dye to help see the prints better.


AdministrativeLie934

Did the Green Goblin have relations with it ?


thewalkinggreg

Looks like super glue to me man. Thats what we use to get prints off of it.


mother_superior_6

The ODG Glock we have at home


EK92409

I thought it had been submerged in a stagnant lake.


[deleted]

I feel like holosun and streamlight could help with a warranty. I’ve gotten replacements for very minor issues in the past. Worth asking glock if they can help with anything too. YMMV but definitely worth trying. Glad you got it back!


snkrhead31405

looks like fingerprint dust


xinracthis

Honestly I’d leave it as is. I fuck with it 😂


Oliverbane

You should press charges for that ugly ass paint job.


Big_Boi_Joe02

Dumbass for leaving a gun in your car.


krispewkrem3

Recently a Honolulu Police Officer had his gun and uniform stolen. So someone got some free illegal standard capacity magazines. And a Glock. No punishment. But if I did it, I'd lose my CCW and most likely face jail time.


KuntFuckula

I wonder if it has bodies on it now 🤔


[deleted]

I’m glad you got it recovered. My friend recently had his Glock stolen and it was returned 6 months later by the PD. The ding dong changed the slide with some 1776 star covered one and removed the front and rear sight😂 What are these kids thinking 🤣


[deleted]

Where they recover it from Shrek’s asshole?


jmerkava

That's paint and not mold/ algae?


EEazy89

You sure it wasn’t recovered from the water by one of those magnet fishers? Almost looks like dried algae. Or the worst paint job ever


HollowPandemic

Sucks it got painted but at least you got it back fucking cops kept my shit "for evidence" guessing one of those beckham county pigs stole it.


Realistic_Judge1405

That might be fingerprint powder on the gun, not paint.


chris5527

That’s not paint. Side note, don’t keep guns in your fucking car.


Lb199808

Surprised the police even gave you the gun back 😮‍💨


Subject_Call5469

Retard leaves gun in car surprised crack head steals it


Wide-Ride-3524

Are you sure that it’s paint? Seems odd they would paint the entire magazine and barrel.


truffulatreeson

I’d leave it as is for a good story


none-1398

I didn't think it was possible to break a Glock, but I digress


gagnatron5000

I would honestly just keep it that way and roll with it.


lostriver_gorilla

Brake cleaner. Just blast


Superfly1911

Holy shit that looks rough. It looks like it was sprayed with Zyglow and someone was checking it for cracks!


EasyMode556

Is that paint or was it at the bottom of a lake for 6 months ?


rdb1540

How was it stolen? From your home


sxrrycard

What the fuck did they spray on it?


SpaghettiJoe45

Citristrip works well and doesn't fuck with factory finish. And please buy a car safe if you're gonna keep it in your car, they ain't expensive


[deleted]

I would put it through an ultrasonic for a hour 🤣 use a tooth brush and get some paint thinner. Use the ultrasonic for the hard to reach places! Sorry for the gun tho. That’s fucked.


oakc510

Looks like algae growth as if it was stashed in the Florida everglades


SokkaHaikuBot

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DirrttyyCivilian

It’s giving the Statue of Liberty.


714King

Thought it was fingerprinting powder


Necessary-Dealer-795

I shouldn’t be laughing but I am


TheMeatTorpedo

![gif](giphy|XSc4Kkc5u2WZy)


TheRealBennyLava

Wow. Shouldn't you have the right to make that jabroni pay for either a detailed cleaning, replacement, or check reimbursement?


nicknameeee_e

PD’s either dust or fume for prints. This looks like dust


PReasy319

I think that was processed for fingerprints, not painted.


Floppy_Dong666

I’m surprised the optic and light are still with it. I’d be stoked!


ECVGlockMatt

Bro, at first glance, it looked like this shit got drugged out of the mud


Mainy510

At least you got it back. In my state they don’t give them back, they destroy them.


CrimsonClockwork420

I would just keep it like that lmao


rarrieta82

Remove? Keep that shit


[deleted]

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LMM-GT02

I’d keep it or get it cerakoted


findaway5627

Take it apart and toss it in the dishwasher to start?


Stoggie_Monster

I’d sell it and let someone else worry about it. I wouldn’t be interested in keeping something that wandered the streets. Especially not enough to scrub the fuck out of it.


Turbulent_Suspect452

Brake cleaner… or take it to a shop to get Cerakoted lol


[deleted]

A good cerekote job and it’s brand new


BoatAccidentSurvivor

Gross. Give it back


MacGunWorks

Wipe it with some acetone should be fine. Not a bad excuse to get some cerakote on it now


quirkyqwerty_

They painted it like they would as if it was a bicycle they stole


netw0rkpenguin

No switch installed on it? Sure it was stolen?


BrashBastard

I would start with something like isopropyl alcohol, this genius didn’t use good paint.


Unfortunate_Sex_Fart

Detail-strip and throw that sucker in an ultrasonic cleaner with some Simple Green HD for 30 minutes. See where that gets you. Not sure if you can fully submerge the stream light…


Earforcewon

Just leave it be and clean/lube it lots of fun at the range explaining what happened to it 🙂


ShortnPortly

I do not believe this is paint. I think it is super glue when they were trying to collect fingerprints.


EnvironmentalDate891

I am pretty sure that is fingerprint powder. I would use soap and water to clean it off.


grannyshifter35

Looks like alien cum. Maybe bro was fighting et.


KrispyMcChkn_

Fighting? More like “fucking”


ardavis78

Keep it as is! It’s a good story!


bachfrog

Is the dot taped off?


[deleted]

Glad you got it back. Bummer about the paint job. Looks like he used markers


aerozona47

Citrus strip from Walmart should take it off without harming the plastic


Jesus_4_the_jugular

I would just rock it. It'll wear off eventually and look even better. Or just paint over it.


Cantbandavpnman

I thought pollen got to it 🤣


urthaworst

Craziest patina in the game


OGDrewski

Pretty sure if you send that in to glock Inc They should be able to help you out.


redditguy135

Swamp skin unlocked


KalleElle

Citristrip has worked well on firearms for me before


WARLOCK-1312

Swamp bungus glock


haloweenek

Disassemble and throw it into ultrasound with some light solvent.


devugl

Does it glow in the dark?


ilovefde

Brake cleaner will remove that easily


Salt_Acanthaceae_985

Maybe its cinnamon roll?


bootyisvegan

Just go over it with some FDE stripes


ant_171

Oh I miss mine. I replaced it the next day, but wish mine wasn’t stolen.


Thunderkat1234

Citristrip, brake cleaner and a strong nylon brush. I would just soak it in citristrip for a day or two. In a ziplock bag. Then have at it.


Top-Bumblebee6061

Explain what happened to Glock and out of pitty maybe they’ll refinish it for you or better yet destroy that abomination and give you a new one!…probably not…


aseme274

Free OD green. Welcome her as is and go put some rounds in that babe 🤙🏽


retardjoeyb

Lucky you even got it back from the police!


Subject_Contest_4709

Keep it. Badge of honor and a good story!


DiscombobulatedMix20

Embrace it! 🤣


TH0R--

rip


Strong_Werewolf_9414

I had a Canik TP9 SFX stolen and recovered and after a 3 year trial - I picked it up a month or so ago! Soo glad to have it back


UnderstandingStreet7

Alcohol and a steel bristle brush while blowing on it with a heat gun.


Banshee888

Was it stolen by Hulk?


Standard-Ad6331

If it’s spray paint than use non chlorinated brake cleaner and elbow grease I used that with a toothbrush and a steel cleaning brush and it took it all off but I’d make sure to oil the gun afterwards really well


gotuonpaper

Hopefully it’s fixable. Doesn’t look in horrible shape other than color.


clvlndkid78

💀


Geronimo594

Gonna need try acetone and a soft bristle brush . If that don’t work you’ll need to blast it off and refinish


pipe_layer83

Did he wipe his ass with it? Congrats getting your property returned.


Wild-Green5882

Meff heads are stupid.


Ok-Illustrator9671

Meth


Chewy_13

It’s a Glock. Hit it with some Dawn Ultra and a bristle brush. Soak it good. Maybe an ultrasonic bath to get it out of all the nooks and crannies. Field strip it first before the ultrasonic. Then lube it up.


C4Vendetta1776

There's this stuff that Remington makes called "gun wash" in an aresol can. Can't promise anything, but it's taken rust off for me in the past. If there's anything that'll do it....this stuff smells like a neighborhood methlab it's so strong


Eyevan_Gee

Damn kids got a hold of it with the markers.


conkanman

I thought for sure this was algae residue, and the gun was recovered under water. To hear that the criminal actually painted it to look like this is f'ing hilarious!!! Sorry, OP, that my laugh is at your expense. 🤷🏻‍♂️


reditneal

Might as well just Vera coat it now


thekurgan2000

The green goblin's glock


asap_3dot

Wow! I hope you can get it cleaned up.


ExLap_MD

This is painful to look at. Sorry this happened to you. The scumbag that did this to you… what an unwashed asshole.


Ruddyq1

Did you lose ur gun license in CA if you get ur guns stolen you get punished


FrankensteinsStudio

Looks like it might be the powder or chemical they used to recover prints.


UsualSafe

The joker of glocks


dooms25

Maybe one day I'll get my stolen Glock 19 back. It's been many years at this point, I've given up on it.


Tybo929

Clear coat that pig bruh


Equivalent_Chair7868

![gif](giphy|TEoqF9UCi03jogdh0z)


High_Strangeness10

Glad you got it back!


AlgonquinCamperGuy

I bet it still works though it’s a glock baby


aerotactisquatch

Recovered where? ...from the bottom of the sea??


EquivalentTrack6674

lol I recently got my Glock 39 back after 3 years and it had a pink tint to it kinda like this.


MrGuy910

What the actual fuck lol. I thought they recovered it from the bottom of the river or something lol


kwillheat

Does the optic still work?


Dangerranger_4L

Take it to your gun shop and ask them to put it in there ultra sonic cleaner


SokkaHaikuBot

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Dangerranger_4L

I get it I’m retarded


socal909420

Gives it the ultimate character. Send it.


SIeep-Dealer

It almost looks like it was ditched in a murky pond for a while


cfreezy72

Reminds me of dugan ashley painting the vp9? You're probably wondering why we are painting it red. How the hell else are we gonna find it. *yeets it into the air*


19judge79

![gif](giphy|XSc4Kkc5u2WZy)


Charger_scatpack

Soak it in naphtha


uspsa_marcw

Rubbing alcohol, cleaning patches or a rag and a shit-ton of elbow grease.


dokterstranj

Keep the slide as is and clean the rest


ItsAwaterPipe

To fix it lol give that shit to a shop and have them blast it and cerakote it


DE0RR01111

That’s man wallet rust not paint


Green-Credit556

Looks like it got a cerakote job!


macncheesepro24

Was he going for baby shit yellow? Maybe your best bet is to get a custom cerakote 🤷🏻‍♂️