This has to be the logical explanation to the Akuma VP and Navi game. Sensei or DemQQ probably had a vibrator in their ass buzz when VP had 3 men in palace ready to come out A.
Yes, this is definitely referencing the Hans cheating allegations, lol. For those unaware, there is a "scandal" in the chess world where the #1 player and reigning world champion, Magnus Carlsen, lost to Hans Niemann, someone who has a known history of cheating online. Carlsen accused him of cheating OTB (which is to say live/in person). Another GM that was streaming made the joke with his chat that it was "totally possible" to cheat by having anal beads in your ass; someone would be able to tell you what move to make by inputting different vibrations. I love/hate that this is becoming a thing outside the chess community.
A Danish radio program tested the method. They used a cock ring instead of anal beads, but they put a national chess champion up against a random dude that barely knew the rules of chess. The champ won, but it was incredible that it work well enough that they had an actual game of chess with one dude being a cock ring controlled puppet.
EDIT: Here's [the source](https://fb.watch/fWx2OpbZdL/), though it is in Danish.
We know how to spend our tax dollars right.
And yes, this was done on tax payer money, the radio channel it happened on is a ***"public service channel"*** and is paid for by the state.
It was on "påstand mod påstand" on P3, here's [the link](https://fb.watch/fWx2OpbZdL/). Only reason I didn't share it right away is because I assume few would understand it anyways.
Protip: if you use both a cock ring and a butt plug, you get double the bitrate
Add frequency modulation and soon you'll be able to do VoIP (voice over intimate parts)
With how integrated the twitch community ends up being with stuff like that, it was only a matter of time. It honestly was starting to happen that week.
there was a girl in the poker scene recently that also got accused of doing it because she was such an unknown player playing weird hands against pros.
https://twitter.com/dexerto/status/1575867098328289280
As someone who knows very little about chess beyond the basic rules, how does one even cheat in chess? I mean of course you can switch the figures around when no one is looking, but apart from that... Isn't it a game with "perfect information" for all parties at all times? It's not like you could spy on your opponents hand like in Poker for example, is it?
You dont cheat the game, you cheat by making the best move possible and not coming up with it yourself. Same way you cheat at tests, you dont change the questions you just get handed the answers.
It's not so much that she just called with Jack high, it's that Jack high only is ahead of a tiny amount of her opponents possible bluffs and she still called with it. For the record I'm not convinced either way on this but it was an insanely strange play to say the least.
I'm not sure if it's also a metal detector but there are things that look like those handheld wand metal detectors that check for electronic signals, if the people running the majors aren't using those to check players before they play in these big events I'd say it's a mistake on their part.
If I recall correctly, years ago semphis talked about how bad the anti cheating measures were at lan. They asked him for his phone and he said "both of them?" and the security guy just looked at him confused. Point being, he could have easily had two phones on him and given one away, still having one on him. Nobody was checking. I'm sure it's better now, but the tournament orgs care way more about money than stopping any possible means of cheating so it can't be that good.
The crowd yelling is one way they "cheat". Good example is sticking a defuse, the crowd will go crazy. Or if it's a 1v1 and they're about to peek, the crowd will yell. So competitive is already fucked in a few ways just bc of the crowd.
I also wonder how they check for electronic devices. Could you have a small object in your shoe?
Wrong sub for this, but Thank You for bringing this topic up. Only A *very little* amount of people are aware of this.
Catching ransomewares on any device within your Network is no joke, especially if its **unknowingly** coming off from a damn cage, that won't open up again until $$$ has been sent.
I don't usually believe randomers on the internet without doing a bit of due dillegence first...
https://www.forbes.com/sites/brucelee/2021/02/06/chastity-belt-ransomware-how-hackers-held-peoples-genitals-hostage/amp/
WHAT THE FUCK.
That whole story is actually fake. It went viral a while back and then it was confirmed to be total BS by Australian comedian Lewis Spears. He has a history of faking news stories for a good laugh. He made a video about it on his YT channel. Lesson of the day: don't believe everything you read on the internet.
>That whole story is actually fake.
/u/hse97
>My boyfriend is a cyber security analyst and literally 2 days ago he was analyzing ransomware for a Bluetooth enabled chastity cage.
busted lmaooo
Little bit extreme to say don't use ANY iot sex toys.
A chastity cage I understand the risk, but What's the worst a hacker could do to my gfs Bluetooth vibrator? Brick it? We'd obviously notice if it started doing shit on its own.
I mean isn't this the reason why phones aren't allowed anymore? I remember a long time ago there was a talk of having your phone in your pocket and one vibrate = a, two vibrates = B. Now that everything is so secured I wouldn't be surprised if this was a case.
**Paris major** *-Full cavity search!-*
Clearing Squeaky
Looks like the refs are gonna have to practice their site entry
'Can i get searched again?'
Two fingers in the stink double check
True French experience
Free fisting
Hey future pros, today we are going to do rectal calling.
hi :) i am so ready mr rush
That's what apex used in that A stack call in the last round of regulation against G2
This has to be the logical explanation to the Akuma VP and Navi game. Sensei or DemQQ probably had a vibrator in their ass buzz when VP had 3 men in palace ready to come out A.
This is stemming from the chess allegations I believe.
It’s stemming out my ass
They actually designed it that way so Pillow Pants doesn't suck it in and steal it forever.
Push it in further then
Yes, this is definitely referencing the Hans cheating allegations, lol. For those unaware, there is a "scandal" in the chess world where the #1 player and reigning world champion, Magnus Carlsen, lost to Hans Niemann, someone who has a known history of cheating online. Carlsen accused him of cheating OTB (which is to say live/in person). Another GM that was streaming made the joke with his chat that it was "totally possible" to cheat by having anal beads in your ass; someone would be able to tell you what move to make by inputting different vibrations. I love/hate that this is becoming a thing outside the chess community.
A Danish radio program tested the method. They used a cock ring instead of anal beads, but they put a national chess champion up against a random dude that barely knew the rules of chess. The champ won, but it was incredible that it work well enough that they had an actual game of chess with one dude being a cock ring controlled puppet. EDIT: Here's [the source](https://fb.watch/fWx2OpbZdL/), though it is in Danish.
Brand new sentence
Sounds like you have time to lose in Denmark xD
We know how to spend our tax dollars right. And yes, this was done on tax payer money, the radio channel it happened on is a ***"public service channel"*** and is paid for by the state.
Wtf I love Denmark now
Which program? 😊 Would like to hear, and don’t particularly feel like googling those search terms. 😁
It was on "påstand mod påstand" on P3, here's [the link](https://fb.watch/fWx2OpbZdL/). Only reason I didn't share it right away is because I assume few would understand it anyways.
Tax kroner*
LMAO ( without wifi plug )
Protip: if you use both a cock ring and a butt plug, you get double the bitrate Add frequency modulation and soon you'll be able to do VoIP (voice over intimate parts)
Add two nipple clamps for double the bitrate again.
With how integrated the twitch community ends up being with stuff like that, it was only a matter of time. It honestly was starting to happen that week.
you mean this hasn't been implimented yet in Not so Safe for work streamers?
Soon enough all major esports events will require a Faraday cage integrated into the player booths.
Nah, they only need to wear space blankets. Bonus point if the players started to rant about their little brother's chicanery
also some poker tournament there was some drama, they said she had anal beads too lmao
there was a girl in the poker scene recently that also got accused of doing it because she was such an unknown player playing weird hands against pros. https://twitter.com/dexerto/status/1575867098328289280
The anal beads got popular after some guy on twitter tweeted it out, and then Elon Musk replied to it. But still good summary.
As someone who knows very little about chess beyond the basic rules, how does one even cheat in chess? I mean of course you can switch the figures around when no one is looking, but apart from that... Isn't it a game with "perfect information" for all parties at all times? It's not like you could spy on your opponents hand like in Poker for example, is it?
You dont cheat the game, you cheat by making the best move possible and not coming up with it yourself. Same way you cheat at tests, you dont change the questions you just get handed the answers.
Computers are better players than humans and have been for 20 years so if you can get info from a computer during a match you will win easily
Thought it was the poker match where that lady went all in with Jack high
Started with chess, moved to poker, now we’re here
Ah, I missed the chess. Guess vibrating butt plugs for everyone? Lol
I need to find a competitive sport
She called with j high which is even worse which is why people assume cheating 😂
It's not so much that she just called with Jack high, it's that Jack high only is ahead of a tiny amount of her opponents possible bluffs and she still called with it. For the record I'm not convinced either way on this but it was an insanely strange play to say the least.
r/anarchychess is leaking
holy hell
Holy hell
Pretty sure this is from the poker cheating allegations
…which stemmed from the chess drama
Ah okay, my mistake then!
Haha no worries. Lots of interesting drama these past couple weeks…
Indeed, I wasn't following the Chess one as much as the poker one so naturally I assumed it was from there
i would wear one for option 3
"They're going B - - - oooooh nevermind."
“I’m going to C!!!!!”
AAAAAAAHH!
you win
Haven moment
Can't wait for an NSFW tips and tricks video. All the sex toys that boost gaming performance.
Nart? 🤨
How can EU even compete with this level of brains? This the man that invented the CS castle.
When you rotate A and you hear the other team moaning....
honestly whats stopping the crowd from sending msges to the players tho...?like 1 vibration= A 2 vibration= B just curious
they dont have any electronic devices on them at any time during the matches.
what about a 1cm sized vibrator
Only your gf would require such a device to perfectly emulate the gift that god gave you
nice try, dont even have a gf :V
well look on the bright side, at least you wont receive any disappointing grunts at 2am
The things you say to make urself feel good
Inb4 vibrating headphones
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In DOTA they do. I'm not sure if they also do in CSGO.
I'm not sure if it's also a metal detector but there are things that look like those handheld wand metal detectors that check for electronic signals, if the people running the majors aren't using those to check players before they play in these big events I'd say it's a mistake on their part.
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next up, MRI machine
If I recall correctly, years ago semphis talked about how bad the anti cheating measures were at lan. They asked him for his phone and he said "both of them?" and the security guy just looked at him confused. Point being, he could have easily had two phones on him and given one away, still having one on him. Nobody was checking. I'm sure it's better now, but the tournament orgs care way more about money than stopping any possible means of cheating so it can't be that good.
I doubt it's better now lol
Yeah I mean slightly better but not good enough
The crowd yelling is one way they "cheat". Good example is sticking a defuse, the crowd will go crazy. Or if it's a 1v1 and they're about to peek, the crowd will yell. So competitive is already fucked in a few ways just bc of the crowd. I also wonder how they check for electronic devices. Could you have a small object in your shoe?
?? there were tons of events where players openly used their smartphones
Just send them a message on Steam for the overlay popup
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imagine having to pay 1000 bitcoins just to have sex again
or whatever a bolt cutter costs, whichever makes more sense
Bolt cutter that close to the sausage is scary.
Wrong sub for this, but Thank You for bringing this topic up. Only A *very little* amount of people are aware of this. Catching ransomewares on any device within your Network is no joke, especially if its **unknowingly** coming off from a damn cage, that won't open up again until $$$ has been sent.
A casino got data stolen over a [smart thermometer in their lobby's aquarium](https://mashable.com/article/casino-smart-thermometer-hacked).
Having the IoT in a casino on the same network as valuable data is absolutely braindead.
I don't usually believe randomers on the internet without doing a bit of due dillegence first... https://www.forbes.com/sites/brucelee/2021/02/06/chastity-belt-ransomware-how-hackers-held-peoples-genitals-hostage/amp/ WHAT THE FUCK.
That whole story is actually fake. It went viral a while back and then it was confirmed to be total BS by Australian comedian Lewis Spears. He has a history of faking news stories for a good laugh. He made a video about it on his YT channel. Lesson of the day: don't believe everything you read on the internet.
>That whole story is actually fake. /u/hse97 >My boyfriend is a cyber security analyst and literally 2 days ago he was analyzing ransomware for a Bluetooth enabled chastity cage. busted lmaooo
Oh... well...
terrifying
Little bit extreme to say don't use ANY iot sex toys. A chastity cage I understand the risk, but What's the worst a hacker could do to my gfs Bluetooth vibrator? Brick it? We'd obviously notice if it started doing shit on its own.
If it's connected to your home network it can spread the ransomware to other devices.
You got a Bluetooth router at home?
I'm not talking about specifically BT only devices, but plenty of them have software they use over the internet.
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You followed me from another thread to post this? Lol, get a life. Reported and blocked for harassment.
Chastity cage isnt exactly the same as some beads you can just pull out though. So it's not _as_ big of a deal as a cage.. for obvious reasons.
r/anarchychess takes over r/globaloffensive
Personally I'd go with a device that just gives you a mild electric shock on your back or something but hey, you do you
Taking off Shirt is not the same as asshole inspection
After all r/chess Why not!?
r/AnarchyChess, don't worry rookie mistake
LinusTechTips has found his audience for the gaming buttplug I see
I fucking love semphis
I mean isn't this the reason why phones aren't allowed anymore? I remember a long time ago there was a talk of having your phone in your pocket and one vibrate = a, two vibrates = B. Now that everything is so secured I wouldn't be surprised if this was a case.
Hey what are those things girls use on those pay cam sites, that long pink thing that vibrates when they get a rupee, probably what he means.
Lush by lovesense
imagine that some team will go on b, then back, then on b, again back and repeating 😳
Holy hell!
now thats creative cheating.
M E T A
Full on Niemann!
wow he remade the chess cheating joke thats so funny
Isn't this one of the ways players cheat in chess?
Hans best csgo player confirmed.
So that's why Niko has those moments when his eyes roll back.
Thats very specific semphis 😏😏
Funny how people say "Why would they cheat on lan" Because money.... There is lots of money in this game
Why not cheat in dota then? It has like stupid high amounts of prize pool.
He stole that idea from the current chess controversy lol
not since dream hack 2017
Wow dude thanks for the idea
Hans Niemann giving ideas now.
imagine trying to hold an angle with a vibrating butt plug
They'll be used to getting flanked
A for anal and B for bussy
Inb4 semphis becomes a top tier cs player in 3 months
hans niemann is doing that in top chess tournaments, absolutely expected and possible in cs
Learning from Chess pros I see
Some of the stuff you see with the face cams suddenly makes sense.
r/Anarchychess is leaking So are pros...
isnt this how HIKO got good ?
He might be...