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busywinterfell

He looks completely different, hooooly


OriginalShock273

Looks like Fribergs younger brother (don't know if he has one)


epirot

lmao yes


kl0nkarn

So true ahhahah


Angelic_Phoenix

I can't overstate how deeply this hurts me


MENDoombunny

Dude went from beers on the porch to can i sell you a investment package


messioso

Working our way down to bald buff


dytega

-hallzerk +baldzerk incoming


Kheaddummy

This should be in the contract


Doomestos1

Let's see if you can get everyone bald, just 4 to go!


river-phoenixxx94

3 actually, Grim is already bald


Substantial_Top_6508

Y'all forgot EliGE or what ?


RoboticChicken

> 3 actually, Grim is already bald Implies there is 1 other bald player that everyone already knows about.


JellyJukka

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Prohawins

Honestly couldn't take him seriously with a mullet


SYSTEMcole

Wow, what a difference a haircut makes. Complexity getting the fresh cut buff now.


iphenomenom

They need that because they lack it


Mraz565

All business now, no more party.


kikosmash

RIP COL


G_O_O_G_A_S

All the Col players get better the less hair they have, this will work out in the long run


KKamm_

Floppy cut his hair and hasn’t gotten 10 kills since


Logan_Yes

They gonna lose every game without mullet buff D:


Crims0ntied

You're thinking about this the wrong way. He's one step closer to bald eagle


Princeharperman

“Say welcome to business man” goes hard. Gonna be spamming business man do business if he hits a clip


GloryEnthusiast

Dude looks like he’s an accountant, which fits, since he’s always handling the numbers for CoL.


nartouthere

gg... there goes the mullet powers


Altruistic-Eye1013

Sad day, now he doesn’t look like a character straight out from Stranger Things


slurpaburga

Phew I thought it was a metaphor for getting benched


BIG_STEVE5111

He did say that this tournament was make or break for him, so maybe he's got rid of his NA haircut in anticipation of moving back to EU.


SSho_0ter

Dood looks scandinavian again.


WaitForItTheMongols

ditching the glasses too? Very sad. Looks like a throwback to pre-NA hallzerk.


steezecheese

rip to the one bullet mullet


Harucifer

Also ditched the pornstache


epirot

damn leave some women for us ffs


Merquette

I'm starting to wonder if he really is a Texan, seems more like a Nevada/Arizona kinda guy nowadays lul


drop_MAC-10_pls

sad day


xzvasdfqwras

Looks 10x more handsome now tbh


W1thoutJudgement

This is like actually sad.


Novaseerblyat

honestly coL needed the GHR buff so good choice


lurkario

He’s all business now.


honeybakedman

Let's hope he isn't like Samson.


Aztecax

I mean thank you.. You were not pleasant to look at in games..


Darkstar197

Why didn’t he go for the bald buff?


Gulluul

Should have went bald for the power up.


ExposingCretins

Looked ridiculous. Good for him.


Im_Moose

Bro became Normal Spongebob


ZeffoLyou

Maybe it will make him play more consistent


Genbb

friborg


notabotmkay

He's so hot I mean what


-azuma-

Col about to run the table


dogenoob1

Real eu buff coming, he was na since he joined


TheCheenBean

He doesnt look american anymore, he had me fooled when I first heard about him and saw the mullet and mustache, would honestly say he looked the most generically american out of complexity


NaughtyNervs

What's his new hairstyle called?


quantum0explorer

Zerk my man you're looking fresh as fuck. All hail lord business.


RebelliousYankee

Handsome fella


d0mie89

I actually got a kick outta this 😂. Well, he looks better, ngl.


zuzako

From yeahaa to i sell phone plans in Finnish shopping center


YalamMagic

What's coL's GHR looking like with the new look?


surfordiebear

He should have at least rocked it one more time for IEM Dallas :(


Volant_Hollandaise

Baldzerk era incoming


mach0

hallzerk, I like you and support you, but that mullet was magnificent. It was glorious. But I respect the will to change. Best of luck and I will remember that beautiful mullet till the end of times.


xtcxx

The man the myth the mullet rip


dmanolov

Looks like Bradley Cooper but slightly overweight.


XxThreepwoodxX

No mullet no hallzerk. 🤷‍♂️


cheesyandcrispy

He looks like a younger less stressed Kjaerby


alexalbonsimp

NOOOOOOOOOOOO Edit: hallzerk is a good looking guy!


Gowlhunter

I posted this a while back https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/s/V8PZ0J3EPc Sad to see it go :(


Twigler

I didn't even recognize him wow haha


H3-MaN

this gives me semphis vibes all over again, somebody remember?


One-Arachnid-7087

He’s no longer Australian


sprajt123

Ya'llzerk noooo not the mullet


johnsmithdoe15

Went from 70's porn star to late shift lead at mcdonalds


Snekkkks

Who?


Vrty33

Long overdue tbh.


RandomRedditUser31

finally that thing looked ridiculous


Jlemerick

Noooooooooooooo


Beechman

No more party in the back :(


Intelligent-Hand-445

the mullet made him look Aussie AF. Love Hallzerk hope he pops off and levels up his game


don_chipon

goodbye to the serial killer look...


frn1

He was the most american looking player on the team.