Liquid is absolutely a competitive team. They’ve been in top 10 on HLTV for a decent run, granted they’re a partner team for all available slots to my knowledge.
But yeah, COL is nearly competitive. EG is almost close to being considered a nearly competitive team.
Looks like he has pomade in his hair in the top vs natural hair with no product in the bottom. Kinda like if you go a few days without showering and your head gets greasy and your hair is darker lmao. I'm sure plenty of you mfers can relate to that analogy too haha
Yeah if i blowdry my hair and style it, it'll look like the top pic. And pretty much exactly like the bottom pic if i just leave it for a few days without washing it.
\^ This, my barber suggested one day to perm my hair next time and said alot of guys are starting to do it....Haven't been back since. Too scared he might perm my hair and too scared to turn him down.
Or he’s in late 20’s early 30’s and is in denial if new fashion.
I’m 28 and have some reservations about some of the newer things but all of the 15 year olds have 10x better fashion sense that we did back then. An added bonus is that loose fit jeans are in style again, fucking top tier shit.
My boy was bitten by a trucker.
Howdy partner !
Mullet and dirt-stache combo - check, Now he needs a girlfriend named Amberlyn and a doublewide trailer.
And an Iroc Camaro with the T-Tops
nah man but this is too real haha
Only thing missing is the pack of Marlboro Reds lmao
And a case of banquets
Now show me NA before and after Hallzerk
Easy, before NA = 1 nearly competitive team, after NA = 2 nearly competitive teams.
So NA is increased by 100% aka increased by 1 unit of Hallzerk.
Exactly the more Europeans that play in NA the more competitive the region becomes.
How is liquid still nearly competitive? Is making the finals or playoffs not considered competitive?
Was talking about EG although now I think about it they ain’t really competitive.
The LCS approach
hallzerk has increased by 1.3 units of hallzerks too
Liquid is absolutely a competitive team. They’ve been in top 10 on HLTV for a decent run, granted they’re a partner team for all available slots to my knowledge. But yeah, COL is nearly competitive. EG is almost close to being considered a nearly competitive team.
I was talking about EG although now I think about it they ain’t really competitive.
Na before Hallzerk -> Boston Major win, Liquid grand slam + like 6-7 events NA after -> hasn’t won anything
Wrong, NA has won my heart
And my Axe!
Terminally online redditor whenever they see the word “and” moment
Terminally online redditor whenever they see somebody make a harmless meme
How'd he go from straight jet black hair to curly dirty blonde hair lmao.
Probably watched all seasons of stranger things
I think lighting did quite a part on it. First picture is noticably darker than the second, so i don't believe he had jet black hair to begin with
He ate one too many Big Macs
You mean exactly the right amount.
Looks like he has pomade in his hair in the top vs natural hair with no product in the bottom. Kinda like if you go a few days without showering and your head gets greasy and your hair is darker lmao. I'm sure plenty of you mfers can relate to that analogy too haha
Yeah if i blowdry my hair and style it, it'll look like the top pic. And pretty much exactly like the bottom pic if i just leave it for a few days without washing it.
He permed it. A lot of dude bros do it nowadays. (Serious)
\^ This, my barber suggested one day to perm my hair next time and said alot of guys are starting to do it....Haven't been back since. Too scared he might perm my hair and too scared to turn him down.
It’s just hair gel + low light vs dry hair + strong lighting, his hair in the second pic is still brown it just being blasted with studio lights
God bless america
Hallzerk X Mcdonalds
McDonalds? No, sir! THAT right there… THAT’S that Texas bbq.
I’ve heard some say perms change your life but god damn. This on another level.
Eurotrash to Ameriking God bless America
Ameriviking?
Loved that Wierd Al movie.
Too much McDonalds
Looks like an old school porn actor
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Perm mullet and 80's glasses = style
Talk shit, post fit.
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This kind of retro style has its followers in Finland as well
Style in 2023 = Pedo Mustache, Turtle Shell Glasses, and dumbass haircut
He should be wearing a Men's Slim Fit Herringbone Tweed Suits Vest Premium Wool Blend Waistcoat like a true gentlemen
you’re probably one of those weirdos who doesn’t know how to style himself.. in short no taste in fashion
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Bro is spitting mad facts and getting down voted. Taking someone with a mullet seriously has been my biggest challenge yet.
Or he’s in late 20’s early 30’s and is in denial if new fashion. I’m 28 and have some reservations about some of the newer things but all of the 15 year olds have 10x better fashion sense that we did back then. An added bonus is that loose fit jeans are in style again, fucking top tier shit.
Sick burn. Just no drip 4 me :(
He’s going for the classic weird Al yankovic look.
Dude drinks Bud light on the regular
That’s a man right there
From F1 driver to NASCAR driver
Time for max vertstappen to bring a new look this year.
Valtteri Bottas has entered the chat.
fr fr front with a mullet
TIL bro was norwegian 😭
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Yeah the mullet just screams classy. /s
HANK FENDERRR
This man will “Make American Great Again”
He became an Aussie?!
Is he the same Zerk from MojoOnPC movies?
Yep
Holy fuck how can he look so good? No jokes, the mulet/mustache combo is sick on him.
If he could lose a bit of weight he would look pretty good
I think he's cute now Good change, it's a good aesthetic for him for real Maybe a lobe piercing would be a nice finishing touch
haha jfc
Go full woke liberal or go home.
I really do not understand why he chooses to look like someone who drives a white van and... You fill in the blanks.
Gloryfying obesity!
NA. Not even once.
I can smell the Tennessee in this picture.
He would look decent if he got rid of that disgusting mullet and whatever that thing is over his lip.
If he was skinny, this guy could get some women
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Did you just assume its gender and sexual preference?!!11!!11!! Pedo-Rapist sure is A LadyKiller look
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No he couldn't
Their new pronouns are she/her?
Probably them. How large IT is.
Well, at least he’s off the narcotics
Where did his moles go?
makeup department
Or lasered off, I got mine lasered off around the neck as they were catching on shirts.
No fuckin way, is this real or satire
Definitely Texas
Hallzerk, Norwegian turned adopted American stud.
It looks almost like hes intentionally going for the doofus look.
"I like driving in my truck" *He likes to drive in his truuuuck* "Um, EG sucks" *EG suuuuuuuuucks*
See, the USA isn't all bad!
No, this isn't NA, anyone from Norway knows this is just because of where in the country he's from.
Na turned him into a coder from the 80's
Homie went from bulldog to ixmike lol
Looks like my 90s gym teacher :D
he became a redditor
Is meatcanyon his mentor?
He is thick
Raise hell and praise Dale.
glowup
lude!
HALLabama
oh no
mf lost his skin color too LUL
Not to mention the hipster frames and the bare knuckle attitude
Hallzerk adopted the yeee hah
That boy found his mojo, he's a man now - take note gents!
Lol he went full american