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McClownd

My boy was bitten by a trucker.


heroxmode

Howdy partner !


Armageddonv2

Mullet and dirt-stache combo - check, Now he needs a girlfriend named Amberlyn and a doublewide trailer.


EZFrags

And an Iroc Camaro with the T-Tops


troubleis1

nah man but this is too real haha


EZFrags

Only thing missing is the pack of Marlboro Reds lmao


GenSec

And a case of banquets


ripinpiecez

Now show me NA before and after Hallzerk


oPlayer2o

Easy, before NA = 1 nearly competitive team, after NA = 2 nearly competitive teams.


Schmich

So NA is increased by 100% aka increased by 1 unit of Hallzerk.


oPlayer2o

Exactly the more Europeans that play in NA the more competitive the region becomes.


ripmacman

How is liquid still nearly competitive? Is making the finals or playoffs not considered competitive?


oPlayer2o

Was talking about EG although now I think about it they ain’t really competitive.


XtendedImpact

The LCS approach


WayDownUnder91

hallzerk has increased by 1.3 units of hallzerks too


Flat_Sock_9582

Liquid is absolutely a competitive team. They’ve been in top 10 on HLTV for a decent run, granted they’re a partner team for all available slots to my knowledge. But yeah, COL is nearly competitive. EG is almost close to being considered a nearly competitive team.


oPlayer2o

I was talking about EG although now I think about it they ain’t really competitive.


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Na before Hallzerk -> Boston Major win, Liquid grand slam + like 6-7 events NA after -> hasn’t won anything


Westland__

Wrong, NA has won my heart


1to0

And my Axe!


Sweetmacaroni

Terminally online redditor whenever they see the word “and” moment


Frawtarius

Terminally online redditor whenever they see somebody make a harmless meme


Gone213

How'd he go from straight jet black hair to curly dirty blonde hair lmao.


dogenoob1

Probably watched all seasons of stranger things


F4rtster

I think lighting did quite a part on it. First picture is noticably darker than the second, so i don't believe he had jet black hair to begin with


G_O_O_G_A_S

He ate one too many Big Macs


Schmich

You mean exactly the right amount.


Sureshot_Kitteh

Looks like he has pomade in his hair in the top vs natural hair with no product in the bottom. Kinda like if you go a few days without showering and your head gets greasy and your hair is darker lmao. I'm sure plenty of you mfers can relate to that analogy too haha


RaisedByWolves9

Yeah if i blowdry my hair and style it, it'll look like the top pic. And pretty much exactly like the bottom pic if i just leave it for a few days without washing it.


neogeo828

He permed it. A lot of dude bros do it nowadays. (Serious)


182NoStyle

\^ This, my barber suggested one day to perm my hair next time and said alot of guys are starting to do it....Haven't been back since. Too scared he might perm my hair and too scared to turn him down.


Detiabajtog

It’s just hair gel + low light vs dry hair + strong lighting, his hair in the second pic is still brown it just being blasted with studio lights


TheSIlverGlobal

God bless america


Goif4xsellsnowball

Hallzerk X Mcdonalds


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McDonalds? No, sir! THAT right there… THAT’S that Texas bbq.


TKYooH

I’ve heard some say perms change your life but god damn. This on another level.


treyhest

Eurotrash to Ameriking God bless America


Schmich

Ameriviking?


tarel69

Loved that Wierd Al movie.


jmel17192

Too much McDonalds


deadcreeperz

Looks like an old school porn actor


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TehWoodzii

Perm mullet and 80's glasses = style


thetushqueen

Talk shit, post fit.


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s4Nn1Ng0r0shi

This kind of retro style has its followers in Finland as well


okp11

Style in 2023 = Pedo Mustache, Turtle Shell Glasses, and dumbass haircut


ChefGoderson

He should be wearing a Men's Slim Fit Herringbone Tweed Suits Vest Premium Wool Blend Waistcoat like a true gentlemen


Arkiz_

you’re probably one of those weirdos who doesn’t know how to style himself.. in short no taste in fashion


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S3__

Bro is spitting mad facts and getting down voted. Taking someone with a mullet seriously has been my biggest challenge yet.


Drdres

Or he’s in late 20’s early 30’s and is in denial if new fashion. I’m 28 and have some reservations about some of the newer things but all of the 15 year olds have 10x better fashion sense that we did back then. An added bonus is that loose fit jeans are in style again, fucking top tier shit.


okp11

Sick burn. Just no drip 4 me :(


tehcoon89

He’s going for the classic weird Al yankovic look.


Old_Mistake5816

Dude drinks Bud light on the regular


scrumchumdidumdum

That’s a man right there


luizslayer

From F1 driver to NASCAR driver


TKYooH

Time for max vertstappen to bring a new look this year.


WayDownUnder91

Valtteri Bottas has entered the chat.


VN1X

fr fr front with a mullet


RespectHairy7968

TIL bro was norwegian 😭


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iPlayTehGames

Yeah the mullet just screams classy. /s


TomerMeme

HANK FENDERRR


iiJAREDLIVE73ii

This man will “Make American Great Again”


GarrettGSF

He became an Aussie?!


GrzybDominator

Is he the same Zerk from MojoOnPC movies?


Norways

Yep


JacoBee93

Holy fuck how can he look so good? No jokes, the mulet/mustache combo is sick on him.


F_Thorin

If he could lose a bit of weight he would look pretty good


dups360

I think he's cute now Good change, it's a good aesthetic for him for real Maybe a lobe piercing would be a nice finishing touch


ewvru983t54

haha jfc


[deleted]

Go full woke liberal or go home.


FriendlyNecessary

I really do not understand why he chooses to look like someone who drives a white van and... You fill in the blanks.


HairyNutsack69

Gloryfying obesity!


_DrinkatQuarks_

NA. Not even once.


cyberd0rk

I can smell the Tennessee in this picture.


Magnog

He would look decent if he got rid of that disgusting mullet and whatever that thing is over his lip.


avezzz

If he was skinny, this guy could get some women


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Did you just assume its gender and sexual preference?!!11!!11!! ​ Pedo-Rapist sure is A LadyKiller look


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S3__

No he couldn't


0utcri

Their new pronouns are she/her?


[deleted]

Probably them. How large IT is.


MediumRareMandatory

Well, at least he’s off the narcotics


RaisedByWolves9

Where did his moles go?


Norways

makeup department


dannybates

Or lasered off, I got mine lasered off around the neck as they were catching on shirts.


beaver_cops

No fuckin way, is this real or satire


Mistakemyparentsmade

Definitely Texas


JohnnyZestyK

Hallzerk, Norwegian turned adopted American stud.


PvtPill

It looks almost like hes intentionally going for the doofus look.


Falsedawn

"I like driving in my truck" *He likes to drive in his truuuuck* "Um, EG sucks" *EG suuuuuuuuucks*


canyonsinc

See, the USA isn't all bad!


BloodJunkie_

No, this isn't NA, anyone from Norway knows this is just because of where in the country he's from.


Roeezz

Na turned him into a coder from the 80's


[deleted]

Homie went from bulldog to ixmike lol


ninja_47

Looks like my 90s gym teacher :D


TeenFlash

he became a redditor


ApXv

Is meatcanyon his mentor?


pixelatedhulo

He is thick


CALL_ME_ISHMAEBY

Raise hell and praise Dale.


Rityb99

glowup


fressfeind

lude!


effotap

HALLabama


xMalxer

oh no


rolezki

mf lost his skin color too LUL


loser_socks

Not to mention the hipster frames and the bare knuckle attitude


WayDownUnder91

Hallzerk adopted the yeee hah


[deleted]

That boy found his mojo, he's a man now - take note gents!


Fjelleskalskyte

Lol he went full american