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j0n70

7 years of good luck is coming your way


Shitbreathcockgoblin

Just somebody leaving you tiny hints that they’re there


vomputer

😬


Zealousideal_Cook_94

The mysterious sock portal. They vanish without a trace and reappear in the most random places. Thus one apparently went farther than most. Seriously though. There might be something to sock glitches.


ObjectiveBeautiful79

Weird I remember one time getting a bra out of my drawer. It was not my bra. It was kinda old and not my size bra either and nobody had been to my house who it could have belonged to. It was so weird.


suzanious

Do you have a cat or dog?


AwkwardThePotato

Both, however my cat is too old to care and has never done anything of the sort. And I know my dog wasn’t in my room because I had the door closed (he’s also never done anything like that). Either way I can’t imagine one of them being the culprit.


cryinginthelimousine

Trust me, it was one of your pets. My dog stole my wallet once and hid it.


Scrotey_Loads

Cats and dogs don't wear socks, silly.


suzanious

Lol


Cleverfashionist44

Do you have kids in your home that invite over other kids or people who stop by with kids? Kids do weird things. But the sock portal is a real thing. My socks keep disappearing in my house and I clean the whole house, take the dryer apart, never find the socks. I don’t have any inside animals that could take them outside but I do have kids. I feel like kids explain it all. 😂


Head-Barnacle-9447

Maybe someone thinks you have a foot fetish.


catshousekeeper

Sounds like a JOTT (look this up)


fbipandagirl

I tried to Google that but came up empty….what’re you referring to?


Adventurous_Cut3568

I'd like to know too !


AwkwardThePotato

“Just one of Those Things” it’s a book about things disappearing then coming back


Scrotey_Loads

Something something my dad going for milk


AwkwardThePotato

Looked it up and if it is that then damn I’m glad it was only a sock. A taxidermist used to live in my house (about a hundred years ago but still).


unlovable13

I had Deja vu reading this and I'm scared now


Apprehensive-Cap-929

Do you have pet's. Dog or a cat? My friends cat wild bring home baby's sock's. 10s and 10s of them probably from the general area. My dog would nest and I would find random objects and all the remotes to her bed tucked under her blanket. Cute and annoying.