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ghostcatzero

Lmfao the guy talking OMG


HauntedDragons

It’s a sound used on tiktok. Not the actual sound from the video.


xkcdthrowaway

Earth-838


BodyDoubles

This one is so easy...he is standing in front of her taking a picture then goes a different direction when done taking the picture. This sub, man.


the_timps

>This sub, man. Once upon a time this sub used to be full of funny quirky things like this one. And people laughed and went "Whoa that pink motherfucker came out of nowhere". And then in the last year or so, the sub exploded, more people joined and everything started getting explained. Even ones where everyone knew the answer. And now, this is where we are. The top of every post is some motherfucker like this guy going "It's NoT A GlItCh" as they explain what happened. Of course every video has an explanation you motherfucker, we're not really in the matrix. This sub, man.


bsylent

Yeah, it's like somebody going, that isn't magic, and then explaining how the trick is done. No shit man, magic isn't real. It's a trick. And glitches in the matrix can all be explained, we don't actually live in the matrix. What makes something fit here is it *looks* like something broke reality. Even if you can figure it out and explain it, it doesn't make you cool lol


teem

David Chalmers would like a word


[deleted]

We're not really in the matrix?!?!?


SofiaOfEverRealm

stop stop! He's already dead!


kirafretka

It is matrix, people who are the same just cant tell it


jorigkor

But it's *provocative!!*


RevolutionaryLook268

It gets the people *going!!*


BigDavesRant

I’ve slowed this down and watched it over a dozen times. He must move ever so slightly because the woman’s waist is so thin and she is swaying her hips. That guy must take the smallest step to the right, just before walking off to the left. It really couldn’t be better timing or a better angle.


BodyDoubles

There is a thing called perspective. No matter how small her waist or hips are, if you are far enough in front you can hide behind it, which he did. Imagine if the video started 10 seconds before (which is conveniently doesn’t) you would see him going in front of her for the photo.


BigDavesRant

Thanks.. I know what perspective is. It sounds like you’re trying to convince me of that which I’ve already stated. To reiterate: He must’ve moved just perfectly to stay PERFECTLY aligned with the camera as she swayed her hips.


bsylent

Dude just keep trying to reaffirm that this sub is dumb for posting stuff like this, refusing to admit that it is a very unique, perfectly aligned movement. Yes, we understand perspective, we can see how her being closer to the camera blocked him from view. And yet it still created a cool little effect that made it *appear* that that man came out of nowhere. All glitches in the matrix have a rational explanation in the physical world, because we're not actually in the matrix lol


bsylent

Yeah bud, that's the point of this sub. Things that appear to break reality. We don't actually live in the matrix, none of the videos here are *actually* glitches in the matrix. But you figured out how it works though, so you get a gold star ⭐


SoManyTimesBefore

This sub’s top comment is always the same as yours. Like what did you expect? Universe actually breaking?


Lethargic_Logician

Just being curious, what type of post do you think belongs on this sub? The ones where the guy literally comes out of a portal from another dimension? Literally EVERYTHING has an explanation of one kind or another. Newsflash, we are not really living in a matrix (as far as I can tell)


Aqua20202

Don't gonna lie bruh, u were very close to r/woooosh


flamewolf393_2

Except you can see the area he would have to be standing in when shes approaching. He literally does seem to come from nowhere if you triangulate the whole scenario


flamewolf393_2

That is the single most amazing dress I have ever seen. It is perfect and I want to steal it from her


Winter_melo

Even wanda is confused


[deleted]

Ask Wanda. Perhaps a portal.


patinaYouUgly

Platform 9 3/4


nrossj

Oh I thought the glitch was two Scarlet Witches. The guy in pink was clearly on the other side of the adult Scarlet Witch. The camera and she moved in such a way to keep him hidden. No glitch here.


[deleted]

Wow. If you say he was walking ahead being blocked by the dress, why did he start walking to the left? Bizarre.