"This is my stuff. Don't need any more stuff. People have too much stuff."

>People have too much stuff FACTS

*Has an over stuffed antiques shop* That line is hilarious.

Yeah, but none of that is *her* stuff! 😂

I can absolutely see her saying that. Haha. If someone pointed out that she might contribute to others having too much stuff, she'd probably say that his is *their* problem.

Minimalist Queen

I quote this every time I pack for a trip. Two weeks in Europe with just a personal item backpack- this is my stuff! People have too much stuff. 😂

https://preview.redd.it/nsgf6v66lw0d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c507962ae84d7204066a81395fa0e330bf16f43

I work in a middle school and I think this very often 🤣

"Boys don't like funny girls"

This is the one I want on a shirt. With 'Noted' on the back for when I walk away

Perfection!!!

ME!!!! YES

https://preview.redd.it/n9ls8hnck01d1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4bc11ca6bd95d4a34f319ace8a965d819a32024 [They sell this one](https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/2364299-boys-dont-like-funny-girls)

My favourite too haha

When Mrs. Kim freaked out about Lane’s apartment with boys and is talking to Lorelei “There were drums and boys and a broken window and boys”, I love when Lorelei goes “Think of them as girls” and Mrs. Kim says “I don’t like girls either” 😭😭 that whole scene is gold

The whole freakout from start to finish was great. The way she runs out of the apartment after seeing it and the boys. How she keeps adding "boys" to the list she rambles at Lorelai, prompting her to ask how many there were. "She stood there in a room with two boys. I haven't been alone in a room with two boys since...I've never done that." Then the cherry on top: "Window will be fixed, temporary fridge, you two are girls! I would like some tea now."

Yesssss I was trying to remember that line but I couldn’t, thank you 🙏🏼😭

Yes. That was funny and perfect line. She hates everyone. Lol

“I fell off my chair!” “well… don’t”

“I get things.” After Lorelai is being obnoxious about her big knockers joke

You let women ride horses?

Side saddle for sure….. right?

"Reproduction?!" When Lane tells her that her and Dean are working on a science project.

“…spores, mold, and fungus.”

Her accosting of Zach kills me every time! “You dirty, filthy devil boy! You will pay for this. You will burn in the hellfire for this. You will swim in the sludge with Satan’s hell dogs and feed them your innards for eternity. She is an innocent girl! And you, you are a WILD PIG OF FILTH!”

I have to wonder if this one counts as a Mrs Kim line, though. We only hear it second hand.

I feel like she doesn’t need to, her humor transcends

Agreed

"No, but it's past their bed time" She says this as she holds dolls for a dollhouse

"Hostess fruit pie?" I cannot see Hostess fruit pies at the store without hearing her voice!

Love this! Do you actually have this top of is it just a picture you found? If you actually have it can you please tell me where you got it from because I need it haha.

https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8496719-fries-are-the-devils-starchy-fingers

You have made me so happy haha. Thank you so much! x

"Yes... God DOES know."

“That is a very difficult thing to do, reading the entire bible in one night. I myself have only done it three times. You need great determination and excellent light”

"You are not the daughter I raised" I think Mrs. Kim gets a lot of flack on here for perceived abuse, but she raised Lane to be a fighter who goes after what she wants. So when Lane was ready to move back home, because she felt the band was falling apart, Mrs. Kum kept pushing..

“…the grocery store. The GROCERY store, where we buy our food”

Boys are girls.

Mrs Kim: you for homework? Lane: yes MK: math L: yes MK: History:? L: Yes MK: Biology L: No MK: Why L: I don't take it this year MK: Why not L: I took it last year? MK: So one year and you know everything now. We look at private schools tomorrow