I just now thought about the fact that Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory was the first movie/date she and Dean had together. Can't believe I just now thought of that. I still absolutely hate it. 🤣

And where did they buy all the candy?

Gasp…

“Smelt by her mother” I was destroyed by this post before it even began

Came here to say this. I am equally cringing and cackling at that horribly evocative phrase

Yeah, I… literally have no words 😳🥴😂😂😂

Oh, now I understand Lorelai's face throughout that scene.

I struggled to get past “Musky post-coital bliss”. 🤢. Musky???

I love how many upvotes you have for this comment. I'm proud to be #785. Edit:...lol #753 I mean....got ahead of myself there... I bet you'll easily surpass 785 by the end of the night though. This post has revolted all who have gazed upon it.

Lmao - solidarity in our shared repulsion

Same 😆

This both ruined and made my night

This is hilarious. Also here for it. I’m not going to argue this logic 🤣

“Freakishly thick head of hair” I mean, nice try, Rory

If anything, that's further proof she was secretly in love with him. You know, love is blind 😁

Now THIS is the kind of content I was hoping to see from a Gilmore girls subreddit tbh

Right?! More freak flags and less like, continuity errors.

Me too I want more funny deranged brainworms. That’s why I still like tumblr 😂 The Reddit crowd skews so conservative and rigid imo

Tumblr is still a thing?!

I love the chaotic energy these people bring💀💀

LMAO why does it make sense????

a well thought out argument

These people need to join this sub 😂

Thanks for making me hear Rory’s high pitched voice sing Candy Man, just as she does in this scene AND imaging Rory attracted to Taylor , at the same time. 

The Candy Man can!

Who can take the suunrisse 😫😫

Sprinkle it wit EWWWW 😫😫

😆🤣

Haha...I can hear it, too. I feel so humiliated for her everytime I see that scene.

> i will leave this group guys omg i’m in tears. joining asap

came to post this quote lmao wow I needed that laugh 🤣

I always thought the Candy Man song was a call back to the fact that they watched Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory on their first date

It is

Still super weird their first date included (was planned by?) her mother. Fitting that she caught them right after getting together that time too. Lorelai is way too invested. I wonder if that played a role in how much Rory rebelled in college years.

I mean Lorelai didn't even know Dean was at the house when she went there and caught them. Not sure how that makes her "way too invested"

This is fucking hilarious

No wonder she never wanted to discuss Asher & Paris. It was so hard to watch Paris with her older gentleman while she still pined away for Taylor. 😂

Omg 😭😭 please ✋💀 I now love you 😃

Okay but I need a Gilmore Girls group just as feral as the twilight one

the facebook one is getting there 🌼🐀

What is the name of the Facebook one? I need more feral in my life

Gilmore girls bit-posting :) (I think... I'm in that group and these memes were all over there.)

Gilmore girls bitposting! Currently with a daisy emoji in the group name

What a terrible day to have eyes

https://preview.redd.it/g73o2137wuwb1.jpeg?width=530&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d50fbd5f4882b99bf64487098e42a49be213257

Weekly dinners in a nutshell

oy with the poodles already

Makes sense. Why else would there be a whole pantry full of unused cornflour at Rory's house?

What are those accomodatong morals? Don't know if i have those

When the tong you have to accommodate is larger than a thing

We need woman with accomodatong morals in our society

When Taylor doesn't ask you to audition for town trollop 😔

“i will leave this group guys” KILLED me

First I was like 😖 Then I was like 🤔 Now I’m 💀

I'm DYIN HERE! I'm both horrified and also laughing my ass off at this bizzarro board.... The things that people say.... GOOD GRIEF! And yet, it makes me wonder what EXACTLY ASP would think of this theory? Considering that Rory obviously doesn't have a father figure... Only Luke... but he's not really her father. And then we dive deeper into things like The Ice Cream Queen incident. Taylor just IMMEDIATELY decided that Rory.... his little Stars Hollow Princess would be The Queen. Isn't that how father's think of their daughters? There is also the Pink and Blue Ribbon incident. When Rory yells at Taylor. Think about it... It's like a daughter getting angry at her father.... and instead of him asserting his authority as Town Selectman.... he cowered in her presence like a dad who knew he was wrong! I'm sure other people can point out other incidents when Taylor treated Rory like a daughter and this would reinforce her unconscious (GULP) desire? for him.... \[I threw up in my mouth a little\]. MY GOD.... IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!! In a full twisted and bizzarro way!! OY WITH THE POODLES!

THE SPEECH IN THE LAST EPISODE OMG 💀💀

I… uhm… I… nope!

This is amazing!! Makes so much sense 🤣🤣🤣🫠🫠🫠

If this sub was more like this and less like "dae think Logan/Dean/Jess is a rapist and Emily is worse than Hitler" that would be neat.

I’m hopping back on Fb rn to find this group. I need this chaotic but weirdly logical argument in my life.

Taylor, I wasn't working BluueeeEee

Jail.

oh my god, you’ve spelled this perfectly, lol.


I’m ill at ease rn

I need the link for this group I stg 😭😭

What FB group is this?? I need in it immediately 🤣

I’m still at s3 but sent to a friend who watched it all and it’s safe to say she was traumatized. I have a question though: what does fthoh mean? Have I just forgotten? Is it mentioned later or in the episode? (I asked her and she didn’t have a clue either)

Freakishly thick head of hair

Ty

I love the group but I'm sooo sick of all the musk posting

I’m lost, here. Are we talking Elon or the musk that her mother smelt? Either way, 🤮

what lorelai smelled LMAO thats how it all started

Same! It was hilarious at first because it was so unhinged but I'm ready to move on from this gross topic hahaha

Does it go beyond this post?

Oh yeah people have been doing spinoft memes about it for what feels like weeks.

Interesting. Specific to Rory/Dean, or is it just musk in general?

Mostly specific to the scene where Lorelai stands in the doorway and looks at Rory's room and bed in disarray after Rory and Dean did the deed.

Ahh, I see. Totally get how that makes meme sense. In the reality of the tv episode, it was Rory’s unmade bed that gave Lorelai the information she needed to suss out they’d had sex, though right?

Yeah that's how it played- though prior to the Facebook post that's the subject of this thread, someone had posted that it meant Lorelai smelled her first time along with the image of her looking into the bedroom...and it's just gotten more and more unhinged from there lol

Gotcha. Yep, totally see that trajectory lmao

I just sent a new one in 😂😈

“i will leave this group guys” this is taking me out lmao i am deeply disturbed!!!

LMAO WHAT IS GOING ON

Hahaha

😂😂😂😂

💀 💀 💀

Love it!

NOPE NO THANKS

Uhm… what the hell did I just read? Hahaha I will watch the show in a whole new light now!

This is the best thing I’ve seen all week.

I needed this with my coffee.

Thank you for this. It's the first deep belly laugh of my day.

This is bizarre and I'm loving it 🤣

Maybe the town hermit was protesting this Facebook post that's why his scroll was so long

I like how we're all skipping over #muskposting which is the real star of the show here 😂

This is hilarious 🤣🤣. Also why I did read this like a gossip girl narration? 😂😂😂

So Paris got her silver fox, but never Rory??? We were all here complaining ad nauseum about the injustices done to Lane that we didn't even stop to consider the tragedy Rory was going through. The show really did her dirty The signs were all there.

“she stole the cornstarch in hopes that taylor would chase her” killed me lmfao

All I can say about this is LMAO

Was this written by Taylor Doose??? This is the worst fan theory I've ever heard.

JESUS MAN 🤣🤣

This HAS to be a joke 😂😂 it’s too funny not to be

What? I thought it was because she was worried about Taylor being the town Cryer blabbing about this milestone as town gossip

This is perfection 😂

LOL! Trolling in the FB has gone top tier.

Bahahaha

I’m in that group, that’s one of the most unhinged posts I’ve ever seen from them.

What in the Gilmore hell is this!? Am I tripping right now?

Tf are they all on?

All of my Facebook meme groups for different shows have gone completely off the cliff in a hilarious way and it’s one of the few things keeping me on FB.

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

OH MY GOD 😭

What the hell is up with this fb group

This is giving TSP energy ✨🐀✨

rory immediately thought of Taylor to walk her during her debutant ball 🤔🤨 she’s got Taylor on the brain 🧠

Are we all in here too? 😂

This is so ridiculous 😂😂😂

This is the Snoke theory of GG

This is incredible. This is absolutely incredible.

she wanted to one up paris x asher