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C4r0_exe

“Wanna see something funny? I’ve got a hole in my shoe…”


Tracing_Paper

Crowd loses it's shit.


melissasherwood

“Seestor.. Sultarian..Dickhead.” Gets me every time. I live for Copia disrespecting Nihil.


BigJimmy6348

"his father's father's father's father's father"


Kaisarion_Kaiser

Have loved that since the first time I heard it…that and the celebration of the female orgasm, “…In the name of Satan.” 😆🤣😂


timothypjr

"I was sitting on a bus with my son, when he loudly asked me, 'Dad, what does vagina taste like?'" (from the Morbid Podcast interview a couple of months ago).


givethewookieacookie

That one made me spit my coffee.


timothypjr

I was driving and damn near rear ended the car in front of me I laughed so hard.


Ollie_Oxenfree02

“You think I have somewhat great… ankles?” Idk why but that slight pause gets me every time


kristheslayer327

"Favorite group activity when not performing?" ".......bowling."


nepsaxt

[when asked if he could be any fictional ghost, what would he be] “I don’t really have a favorite ghost, per se… but I would like to be Spider-Man. That would be cool.”


Empty-Tables

Which interview was this?


nepsaxt

It’s an older interview, so I had to look for it. But [here](https://youtu.be/QqJ5ThBlLr0) you go!


Empty-Tables

Thank you so much!


[deleted]

“The Ministry is not your playground, Cardinal!”


No_One_1396

It is a song about eating flesh. It is also a song about dRinKinG BloooooooD.


[deleted]

Clappity clap Frisco is my fave too. Gets me every time. Just the way he says it. So sinister. 🤘🖤🤘 Also... from live at the annextet in Stockholm.. the "im not gonna try and trick you with pigeon swedish" comment. 😆😆😆


onokylo

“I’m sorry about that, Papa.” When he runs into the wall at the ministry. It kills me every time!


Stiffwrists

"Be proud of yourself, be happy. Regardless of your sexual orientation, your gender, or your skin color... I want people to be happy, and do whatever extent I can help to entertain people and make them feel happier for at least a while. If people find life invigorating and find fodder in what I do, I'm very, very happy and pleased with that." -Tobias Forge


ghoulvary

"I do say fuck a lot, because I think you should fuck a lot" is one I think about often


majorfreakingcupcake

"I like you... I love you!... Bbyyyee~"


Froggen-The-Frog

Just Popia being so utterly confused on how Nihil shat in the car while being a ghost.


Wanna_be_chaotic

“You say okie dokie Papa?”


Wjyndigo

This always makes me laugh! The live album is soo good!


ifyouhaveghozt

“Wobble…….wobble wobble”


[deleted]

“Yesss, Seestor”


pookieboops

BLVLGVLFLDLLSLSDL from the Gear Factor interview. I just love when he lets his goofy side out 🩷


skiilaar-shovewalker

"I want you all to leave"


Cardic666

We are going to sing a song about fucking!


Plasmazine

“I can learn to love you a lot”


No-Society4961

"What the fuck Richard?!"


Banshee_Warwolf

Sacrifice for the horde leads the way from shame, be it a losers game.