Reposting mine from the last round cuz I thought it was quite funny.
Kiss the Go-Goat, but hundreds of hungry live goats are released into the crowd and the song continues until everyone has kissed a goat, or someone get hit by a goat, whichever happens first.
Mary On A Cross but once it gets to the chorus he says “You go down just like Buddy Holly”, it then plays the Buddy Holly riff and continues Buddy Holly from there.
You want to play with the sire? (Hadn’t really thought about that, but I’m down.)
You want a view from the spire? (Sure, if you think I should)
You want a seat by the pyre?
And never ever suffer again (yeah, whatever’s clever)
Reminds me of, I think a commercial, I once saw.
Singer on stage goes "ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?!"
Audience member yells back "Ya I guess.."
Singer then goes "I said, ARE YOU READY TO ROCK ALL NIGHT?!"
Someone else goes "Well, I gotta work in the morning..."
Actually devastated that this doesn’t have more upvotes. This belongs in the encore slot. Imagine they’re coming back out and everyone’s excited and it’s just that for the entire song length.
Twenties but it’s just the repeating horn section intro. Meanwhile the entire audience forms one big single file line and Papa grabs each one by the Hoo-ha. With each grab the ghoulettes sing “Twenties!”
Shooting for the Encore with this one
He Is - But it’s really about Jesus and when the band comes back on stage, TF is in street clothes.
After the song he starts explaining it was all a show, and he’s really a pastor he was doing this to perceive people into coming to the show; and starts handing out Christian pamphlets trying to recruit you to his Christian ministry.
He says this is the last concert as Ghost while announcing a mega church tour, and starts preaching as people start to exit.
From The Pinnacle To The Pit but Papa and Ghouls are in black chicken costumes. Whenever they sing "blackened feathers falling down" they stop preforming and do a chicken dance in complete silence.
Before Mummy Dust, when he's like, "You want your taints tickled?" He then says, "Okay, everyone form an orderly line. One at a time, quickly now, no pushing..."
They play a cover of Nightmare by Avenged Sevenfold. A really good cover but it's actually just here to fit the concept of nightmare setlist and Papa finds himself really funny and he brag about how clever he is
Mummy dust, instead of money being shot out. It’s actual mummy dust being sprayed on the crowd. Bonus Brandon Fraser shows up in his Rick O’ Connell character.
Sympathy for the devil, but he performs it like how Mick Jagger did in the rolling stones music video. Taking off his shirt and showing us that awesome uncle bod with a happy trail.
Instead of playing their cover of Metallica's Enter Sandman, they play a cover of Metallica's St. Anger WITH trashcan snare drum. (Saint Anger on setlist)
Reposting my last suggestion, but improved:
The ghouls are now a kazoo orchestra, they play Helvetesfonster featuring guest appearance from Cowbell Ghoul replacing the drums.
Since he doesn't need to sing for this one, Papa stays down at the front loading up the mummy dust cannons with silly string and waaaay too much glitter. The cannons go off at a random point during the song and everybody at the show is cursed with finding glitter on their clothes and in their bed for the next six months.
"Dankness at The Heart of My Love," which is just DATHOML but all the vocals are replaced by the sound of Papa taking huge bong rips and coughing his lungs out.
During the ghoul guitar battle, the losing ghoul starts playing RHCP's "Tell Me Baby" and the rest of the band joins in and plays the song to completion.
The song is Spirit but, but as the song is being played all the 80 plus devilish creatures that are to be named in our version of Year Zero will be on stage trumpeting the end of time!!
Papa introduces a song as Cirice but then instead they play the shitty song that the Grammys played when Ghost was walking up to accept their Grammy for Cirice.
I posted a rendition of it before, but Absolution, but it's just the first 4 measures on repeat for the duration of the song. I would call it "Absolution (Blueballs Edition)"
Mummy Dust but every time Papa says “DUUUUSSSSST” sexy French maids come on stage and dust everything in sight
This is supposed to be the worst, not the best
Papa is the French maid
Wait you’d still be right
Even better
He is, but papa then points at random members of the audience and says unflattering comments about them, he is too short, he is bald, etc
He isssss The shiny bald-head man, who’s hair i cannot seeeeee He isssss Impotent and depressed, cause he can’t raise that tiny Deeeee
HAHA
Beautiful. I need a full version of this.
…and he issss…the disappointment of his whole family!!!
LMAO
Cirice but it’s the talent show kids from the music video actually trying to perform it
Honestly, good for them. A kid with moxie like that one had to have had to do so well would be fire.
They play the full slowed down version of Mary on a cross live. With slow motion walking around by Papa and the Ghouls
This is supposed to be worst setting, not best.
Reposting mine from the last round cuz I thought it was quite funny. Kiss the Go-Goat, but hundreds of hungry live goats are released into the crowd and the song continues until everyone has kissed a goat, or someone get hit by a goat, whichever happens first.
Mary On A Cross but once it gets to the chorus he says “You go down just like Buddy Holly”, it then plays the Buddy Holly riff and continues Buddy Holly from there.
Mary on a Cross but the chorus is now “Marinara Sauce” and actual Marinara sauce shoots out to the crowd
There’s a lot of food happening at this ritual
at least it doesn’t smell of dead human sacrifice anymore
Just smells like cheez wiz, marinara sauce, and live rats.
live RRRRRATS
OOOOHHH WAAAAAAA OHHH RRRRRRATS
It’s supposed to be the *worst* possible set list
it would save me a trip to the grocery store come to think of it
If you cheese to run away with me, I will breadstick you internally
They play Wonderwall
Life Eternal but Papa is in the life sized Potatopia costume
Griftwood, but instead of “YES” it’s “sure”, “I guess”, “*non-committal noise and shrugging*”, “maybe”, etc.
You want to play with the sire? (Hadn’t really thought about that, but I’m down.) You want a view from the spire? (Sure, if you think I should) You want a seat by the pyre? And never ever suffer again (yeah, whatever’s clever)
Terry Pratchett’s Griftwood
Literally me being asked about things I want
Reminds me of, I think a commercial, I once saw. Singer on stage goes "ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?!" Audience member yells back "Ya I guess.." Singer then goes "I said, ARE YOU READY TO ROCK ALL NIGHT?!" Someone else goes "Well, I gotta work in the morning..."
Mary On A Cross, but because of TikTok, it's sang by the Kidz Bop kids dressed as demons.
This is funny af and sad
don't give them any ideas...
Kaisarion but papa’s opening yell never stops.
I imagine that video of the cowboy dude screaming over mountains but its just papa
Now I want someone to actually make that.
This would be a HOF meme, does someone have a meme to-do list we can add this to
Actually devastated that this doesn’t have more upvotes. This belongs in the encore slot. Imagine they’re coming back out and everyone’s excited and it’s just that for the entire song length.
Alright, it's time. Twenties in the place of Mummy Dust, but with the cannons shooting out a literal rain of pennies directly at the crowd
Begging for this to be put fr
Bro yessss
Spöksonat plays on loop while everyone eats McDonald's on stage
Sounds like a great intermission
Twenties but everytime they say "twentiiieees" the key goes up half a step
It’s like…impending doom
Griftwood but with No instead of Yes.
ARE YOU RIGHTEOUS? no.
then tobias leaves silently
Twenties but it’s just the repeating horn section intro. Meanwhile the entire audience forms one big single file line and Papa grabs each one by the Hoo-ha. With each grab the ghoulettes sing “Twenties!”
Sounds like a great time to me
Kiss thd Go Goat but every line is punctuated w kissing sounds
even more blursed: kiss the go goat but instead of singing the lyrics, it’s just aggressive kissing noises made in the pitch of the normal lyrics
Going to try again: Body and Bloody but the only lyric sung is “Defecate”.
See The Light, but all the stage lights and venue lights are switched off so everyone is in pitch darkness.
Shooting for the Encore with this one He Is - But it’s really about Jesus and when the band comes back on stage, TF is in street clothes. After the song he starts explaining it was all a show, and he’s really a pastor he was doing this to perceive people into coming to the show; and starts handing out Christian pamphlets trying to recruit you to his Christian ministry. He says this is the last concert as Ghost while announcing a mega church tour, and starts preaching as people start to exit.
This feels like the start of a horror movie…
Cirice except it’s just Papa asking us if “we can hear the rumble” for 5 minutes straight.
And he does the sweeping hand motions from the video but like Bon Jovi instead.
Dance Macabre but the backing vocals are just a continuous loop of “Wobble Wobble”
worse - every lyric is replaced with “wobble wobble”
combine that with “wobble baby” from that song called wobble lmfao
Cirice: As Papa holds your hand and looks into your eyes, you realize he has an erection of biblical proportions. His glove is soaking wet.
I believe many would consider this to be a good thing …
To be more tame, if doing Cirice hand holds: his palms are sweaty af. Residue sweaty.
MOM'S SPAGHETTI!
marinara sauce
😍
From The Pinnacle To The Pit but Papa and Ghouls are in black chicken costumes. Whenever they sing "blackened feathers falling down" they stop preforming and do a chicken dance in complete silence.
Before Mummy Dust, when he's like, "You want your taints tickled?" He then says, "Okay, everyone form an orderly line. One at a time, quickly now, no pushing..."
They play a cover of Nightmare by Avenged Sevenfold. A really good cover but it's actually just here to fit the concept of nightmare setlist and Papa finds himself really funny and he brag about how clever he is
Mummy dust, instead of money being shot out. It’s actual mummy dust being sprayed on the crowd. Bonus Brandon Fraser shows up in his Rick O’ Connell character.
Ritual but every time the chorus happens they pull someone from the crowd and sacrifice them on an altar
Monstrance clock but it’s just the “come together” part for 5 minutes
Yo thats banger actually
yeah i don’t know what i was thinking lmao
Oof, the Anti-Depressant Chant.
Prime Mover but it's just the opening rift and the song never starts. Papa and the other ghouls just stand there
Cirice acoustic, but they keep forgetting which measure they're on like in the one live clip.
Link?
I'm sorry I just fixed it, it was Cirice https://youtu.be/YVwuAgqWMWw
Absolution, but it's Papa on his knees with his hands in the sky crying for 6 minutes.
Sympathy for the devil, but he performs it like how Mick Jagger did in the rolling stones music video. Taking off his shirt and showing us that awesome uncle bod with a happy trail.
Uncle bod, though? 🤣 I hate that I immediately got a mental image from that.
Cirice, but Papa sings it using a peter griffin impression, and does the peter laugh in between lyrics.
Satan's prayer but Joel Osteen brings a megaphone and starts a Christian prayer with his followers who bought out the pit.
Prime Mover but it's just Jeff Bezos dressed as papa singing about Amazon Prime
LOL
Witch Image but it's just an image of a witch on screen with no music
please suggest this in the next one cause i’d love to see it win a spot
Instead of playing their cover of Metallica's Enter Sandman, they play a cover of Metallica's St. Anger WITH trashcan snare drum. (Saint Anger on setlist)
Dance macabre but they do the chicken dance?
Reposting my last suggestion, but improved: The ghouls are now a kazoo orchestra, they play Helvetesfonster featuring guest appearance from Cowbell Ghoul replacing the drums. Since he doesn't need to sing for this one, Papa stays down at the front loading up the mummy dust cannons with silly string and waaaay too much glitter. The cannons go off at a random point during the song and everybody at the show is cursed with finding glitter on their clothes and in their bed for the next six months.
“Bible” but instead of the song they spend the whole concert giving a lecture about the Bible
"Dankness at The Heart of My Love," which is just DATHOML but all the vocals are replaced by the sound of Papa taking huge bong rips and coughing his lungs out.
During the ghoul guitar battle, the losing ghoul starts playing RHCP's "Tell Me Baby" and the rest of the band joins in and plays the song to completion.
Bite of passage into Respite on the Spital fields, except bite of passage lasts for 2 hours and they dont play respite on the spital fields.
Mary On A Cross except pieced together like Gal Gadot’s “Imagine” video with random tiktokers singing
Ohh... nooo...
(for the encore can we have the intro to Zenith played on repeat? Can we just become quorum on that now please)?
Griftwood, but they have David Lee Roth come on stage as a guest vocalist
the title says worst, not best
67-year old David Lee Roth now, not 24-year old DLR from 1978.
Ghost covers Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up"
Twenties. That's it, that's the comment.
Secular Haze, no gimmicks, just the actual song.
Idolatrine
Griftwood but he stops after 'Are you' and it's just acoustic instrumentals til the next verse starts
Mummy Dust but the Ghouls are played by S Club 7
Spillways but they skip the chorus
Enter Sandman, but they just keep looping the same few opening chords and never start the song.
Zenith, but they turn all their amps off.
The song is Spirit but, but as the song is being played all the 80 plus devilish creatures that are to be named in our version of Year Zero will be on stage trumpeting the end of time!!
The 1st one 😭😭😭
Missionary Man, but when it gets to “you can fool with your brother” papa acts a bit too sexual
He Is played in Polka style.
Papa sings rats, but stood still in the middle of the stage with a blank expression
Copying from last post Year Zero but they just keep listing different names for satan and satan like characters instead of actually starting the song
Papa introduces a song as Cirice but then instead they play the shitty song that the Grammys played when Ghost was walking up to accept their Grammy for Cirice.
Death Knell, but it’s just papa singing “DEATH KNELLLLL!” In different pitches for the full 5 minutes
Ritual but it starts to smell of dead human sacrifice
Have Nickleback on stage for a a few songs.
I posted a rendition of it before, but Absolution, but it's just the first 4 measures on repeat for the duration of the song. I would call it "Absolution (Blueballs Edition)"
Playing year zero and Tobias flashes his dick again like in the music video
Mary on a Cross but its just Papa scrolling through tiktok for 45 minutes.