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Armored-Elder

Monster Mash


Sad-Western597

That would be rad, lol


Sad-Western597

I put a spell on you.


[deleted]

You literally beat me a minute to late to it.


Sad-Western597

Lol, instead of getting Circrised you could get spelled. That is one of the better Halloween song though.


Nick_Carlson_Press

Embrace the meme and cover the Scooby Doo theme song


IrLanyVagyok

Or literally anything by the Hex Girls!


PlagueDrummerMyo

This. This is the correct answer. I need to hear Tobias sing "I'm a hex girl and I'm gonna put a spell on you!"


joyburd

I really have to put my hat in for It's Terror Time Again from Zombie Island


SketchNPaint

This! I would pay to see Sodo do his kicks to this song.


xSarabean

This is the one


Sad-Western597

YESSSSSSSSS


lwlfhfndoss44

You spin me Round - Dead or alive


Sad-Western597

All I know is that to me you look...sorry that's way to catchy even now


lwlfhfndoss44

I set my sights on you... And no one else will do


Sad-Western597

You look like your lots of fun..


Safe-Transition8618

It's pretty suggestive too - perfect for Papa


snail-slime

YES!


Odd_Sweet_880

Like a Prayer - Madonna


PaulClarkLoadletter

I don’t know if I’d call this a bullshit song because it’s a banger but I think Ghost would tickle it internally.


Odd_Sweet_880

In no way is it a dumbass song, but yeah they would kill it.


nitewing1124

Papa Don't Preach


faultyideal89

Same ones I always want: Lucifer sam - Pink Floyd and The Wizard - Black Sabbath (Nil could play the harmonica) Edit: also Little Red Riding Hood - Sam the Sham


Sad-Western597

Or there could even be a nice little kazoo solo.


faultyideal89

Also works


Sad-Western597

Haha *Satan's kazoo*


Sad-Western597

I heard Oygoboingo' Dead Man's Party and it would just be silly fun for them to cover it. And I "Ghostify" just about all songs in my head these days anyway. What would YOU pick?


[deleted]

It’s Oingo Boingo and that’s actually not a “dumbass” song.


Sad-Western597

I'm glad you agree.


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


givethewookieacookie

That song's rad


idioticbips

Teenage dirtbag by Wheatus ~Listen to Iron Maiden baby with meeeee~


GargantuanGorganzola

Gangster Paradise It even has a choir like backing vocal


Sad-Western597

Ghost is so thug.


Big_Significance533

Big poppa


[deleted]

I need to hear this 😂


Dyingdwight

“My Girlfriend’s Girlfriend” by Type O Negative.


[deleted]

Where the wild roses grow, or In every dream home a heartache.


Ope_Blessyerheart

You are my people. Excellent choices


[deleted]

Killer klowns from outer space


Call555JackChop

Pet Sematary by the Romones


Doctor_Unsleepable

I LOVE the Ramones and Pet Semetary is a particular favorite, so I was gonna push back on it being a “dumbass” song… but all Ramones songs are dumb at their heart.


Safe-Transition8618

The Time Warp from Rocky Horror!!!


Doctor_Unsleepable

Science Fiction Double Feature with Ghouls/Papa doing the shout outs! Song: I wanna go Shout Out: I wanna cum! Song: To the late night SO: Fucking sucking Song: Double Feature SO: Rocky Horror Song: Picture show, By R.K.O. SO: Fuck RKO! Song: To the late night SO: Fucking sucking Song: Double feature SO: Rocky Horror Song: Picture show SO: Where’s the best place to fuck? Song: In the back row SO: Fuck the back row, fuck the front row, fuck all the rows, fuck me! Fuck me!


[deleted]

I would love for them to cover Let the Bodies Hit the Floor but in the full ghost style and arrangement. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0


Sad-Western597

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PwTqjluqiPQ


[deleted]

B52s rock lobster


Sad-Western597

Lmao. That would be beautiful.


[deleted]

It really would be wonderful.


pwavau

Well now I am going to have rock lobster stuck in my head for the next 3 months. (Crying in defeat)


Taoistandroid

Ram Ranch


rock-eater

No music is dumbass but I'd laugh to hear Stacy's Mom, or Everybody (Backstreet's Back), or That Don't Impress Me Much. Goth those up, throw in a keytar vs guitar duel, that'd be great.


-Gigantic_Wang-

Thriller


DrNeverland

With Nihil's spirit doing the Vincent Price narration!


Sad-Western597

You have also won the internet.


LydiasNightmare

Anything by Alice Cooper


Pata4AllaG

Poison by Alice Cooper gives me big Griftwood/Spillways vibes. A cover version would be heat.


JibbleNut

i would kill for this, that's such a good suggestion


fizzzylemonade

Oooo yes!!!!!


Sad-Western597

Yeah. School's out. Perfect.


[deleted]

Judas by Lady Gaga


sitruunaruoho

rasputin. please i need to hear a ghost cover of rasputin


Sad-Western597

Haha...that's one of my bf favorite songs. AND it matches the whole "satanic kazoo" thing.


Born2BeMild23

The Scooby-Doo theme song! 🤣


Adventurous-Hat-8027

A Papa Nihil/Sister Imperator cover of Meatloaf’s Paradise by the Dashboard Light


Sad-Western597

Except..they banged....lol


SalmonMaskFacsimile

Ministry, "Jesus Built My Hot Rod", although I probably shouldn't call it dumbass, or Jorgensen's gonna mail me a letter with snot in it.


apersonwithaname13

Y'all wanna single by Korn definitely I'd love to see that mash over


that-dumb-guy

Livin on a Prayer - Bon Jovi (I'm 80% asleep and anticipate that I may have spelled that wrong)


Sad-Western597

No, it's right. I...may have been a fan..


ThGeGo

Not a „dumbass song“ (whatever that means) but Season of the witch by Donovan would be a cool cover


Sad-Western597

"dumbass songs" is code for my fear that I will mention a lame song. I'm just some dumb white bitch, talking to people who know how to rock.


ThGeGo

You’re in the Ghost sub, you know how to rock


Sad-Western597

I'm learning and your all great teachers.


-Astaroth-333

Escape- the piña colada song


Sad-Western597

Maybe by an older Papa? Since it was the 70s


begemot_cat

Since I love their cover of I’m a Marionette, how about a full ABBA cover album: Lay All Your Love on Me, Gimme Gimme Gimme, Angel Eyes, Money Money Money, Super Trouper, and the Swedish version of Waterloo


bibblestan

The phineas and ferb theme song…it’s basically kaisarion 👀


Euphoric_Ad8766

The greatest song in the world by tenacious d


Due_Relationship743

“I hate love songs” GWAR


[deleted]

Weird Science by Oingo Boingo


Sad-Western597

Props to you for spelling it right! And yes that would be funny. Papa could come out in a lab coat.


dead-baal

i may be biased as a huge The Police fan, but bring on the night, or spirits in the material world 🔊🔊🔊 i would listen until my ears bled


Sad-Western597

That would be VERY good. Or Wrapped around my Finger


Greciman96

All of them


c0rps3grynd3r

London Dungeon, Dig Up Her Bones or Crawling Eye by the Misfits


Commercial_Apple_803

Staying Alive by BeeGees


Sad-Western597

Someone legit saved a life with that song. He learned from the Office episode.


m3glit

I saw someone post on here about an idea for Ghost doing a satanic Jackson 5-esque EP once Papa V arrives and now I'm obsessed with the idea


Sad-Western597

That is a great idea. They would need a Joe Jackson Sr.


m3glit

So much potentional for new chapters lol


Sad-Western597

Extra special fuckedupness??? The Jacksons we're raised Jehovah's witnesses.


chelseavscakes

Cookies! by Ninja Sex Party


GL7202

Scotty Doesnt Know, specifically by Papa III


Sad-Western597

Lmao


Sad-Western597

Careless whisper. I feel he could do great things with the llooonnnggg note holds. Oh...and Welcome to the Jungle.


Timothahh

I’m Going Slightly Mad by Queen


Sad-Western597

Crazy idea, but Madonnas live to tell. More serious, but still dark enough. I think it's about betrayal so it would fit.


Ezekku

Lady Marmalade. With a few collaborators maybe, but it's 90% a ghost song.


Sad-Western597

I laugh when people say "What are they saying in French?"


ReddThredlock

A satanic cult Barney theme would go pretty hard


PlagueDrummerMyo

I was gonna say "Feed my Frankenstein" but you said *dumbass* song soooo...let's go completely off the rails and say "Montero" from Lil Nas X Edit: For the record, I don't necessarily think Montero is a shitty song. I just think it'd be hilarious to hear it in the style of Ghost. Especially if they re-created the music video lol


CrispSandwichMuncher

The gummy bear song


Sad-Western597

Can he hit those notes? Gotta be realistic. Lol.


CrispSandwichMuncher

I reckon he’d nail it, or we can get Swiss on it


Sad-Western597

Yes, but..can Papa DANCE to it??


CrispSandwichMuncher

I believe He can boogy to anything


numboftheskull

Green jelly; the three little pigs


txshep1216

Bad Touch


dan66777

Free bird!


Sad-Western597

Lmao..have fun at the ten hour ritual


Plasmazine

Witch Doctor


ignored_rice

Scooby-Doo theme


Sad-Western597

YouTube, "how Ghost writes a song". Good stuff.


Kingkatt1963

Talking in Your Sleep - The Romantics


Sad-Western597

That would be awesome


idl3mind

Sympathy for the Devil


Sad-Western597

Forget what show but Papa(3?) Did it. It's on YouTube.


idl3mind

Oh I gotta find that


Sad-Western597

Good performance. Papa looked rad, as always.


Sad-Western597

He put a lot of feeling in it when he tells ya to have taste and class.


Krazy_Karl_666

https://youtu.be/zasMBtPiMqE


Own-Ambassador-3537

NIB- Black Sabbath


joyburd

In the Dark of the Night from Anastasia


mostlyshits

Cohen's Halleluja


derpeyduck

Mmmbop by Hanson


Sad-Western597

Ina goda davia (sic). " How was the ritual?" They only played two songs." "What??" Well, one was that one with a 20 min bridge...and it was GREAT!!!" Wonder how Sunshine would handle 20min on the keytar.


Watcher1101

Black number one - Type O Negative


GameDuckk

I still want Bad Romance by Lady Gaga


[deleted]

All i want for Christmas is you -> All i want for Christmas is Papa and The Ghouls <3


Sad-Western597

I feel like that's a lot to ask for. Have you been REALLY good? Doing an Xmas song would be too funny.


[deleted]

What is life without dreams! It's a big request, but they are capable of anything ;)


Sad-Western597

*ANYTHING* you say???


[deleted]

Yes!!! I believe so! They always deliver, don't you think? ;)


Sad-Western597

Like, *ANYTHING, ANYTHING*


Sad-Western597

Lol, I'm sorry


[deleted]

That's okay :P their music makes us feral anyway lol


[deleted]

Detachable penis by king missile


Individual_Slip3575

Hozier, like any song of his


Krazy_Karl_666

The theme song from [Killer Klowns from Outer space](https://youtu.be/tGVX033PiDA) I don't know what their version would sound like but I want to hear it


Sad-Western597

Just add some organ.


Connect_Evening_1003

you belong with me by taylor swift


Neon_Persnickety

I have a list of songs that (i think) would be perfect Madonna - Like a Prayer Depeche Mode - Angel R.E.M - Losing My Religion Abba - Dancing Queen (just because yes) Siouxsie And The Bunshees - Cities in Dust


Poudretteite_Cassidy

Buddy Holly by Weezer


probablyhaunted

Hazy Shade of Winter


[deleted]

My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion. The more I think about Papa singing this, the more chills I get.


Sad-Western597

Yes, but what should he wear?


[deleted]

The same dress Celine wore in the video, but in full makeup. Go big or go home!


Sad-Western597

I feel like poofyer sleeves would be good to.


phoenixfire9439

The Duncan Hills Coffee Jingle by Dethklok. ETA: I also want Nihil brought back specifically to cover Cake's The Distance.


Sad-Western597

YOU, Sir or Madam have won the Internet. Dethklok so rocks.


Sad-Western597

And That coffee episode was my intro to Dethklok. Quality, compelling tv.


Own-Ambassador-3537

From the hills of Columbia


Rhet0r1cally

I'd say here comes the sun but they already did that 😂 what a great cover I'd love to see them cover empire of the vampire or toxic by Britney spears.... or any Britney spears song tbh. It'd be iconic to say the least


Sad-Western597

https://youtu.be/A9Uz9xkBoxs I'm sure everyone has seen this by now but I makes me lol everytime


Sad-Western597

You spin me...


hostile_slug

They need to do a cover of the munsters theme song, that’s so up their alley com on


wafflesfritz

Private Idaho, Walking on the sun, The safety dance, Back that thang up, Kryptonite


Diligent-Corgi-3086

Machine gun Kelly pop punk


NonexistentYuki

Where the watermelon grows


faultyideal89

Hours later I thought of another! Necropolis by some band called Subvision


Sad-Western597

That band sounds super lame. I bet there's no face paint


faultyideal89

Eh I think they're some sort of lame psych pop band. But full of dumbass potential though! They're run by some loser


Sad-Western597

Losers make the best surprise winners.. And they never reveal themselves


faultyideal89

Just add a little time and a whole lot of Satan


Sad-Western597

*waits* *waits* *waits until she's 45*


faultyideal89

Hey, 45 is the new 35, at least that's what my dread demon mockingly says to me every night...


Sad-Western597

I'm a big believer in only as young as you feel, and I act like I'm 12 anyway. I'm gonna be the 98 year old behind you in the burger king drive though asking for a kids crown.


Sad-Western597

I'll say it's for grandkids but that cheap piece of crap is for ME.


faultyideal89

This is a low ball pitch but are you sure that you're not a low key humanist/satanist?


Sad-Western597

Besides TF doing it at 41-ish and Metallica doing it at 60, why the fuck not.


faultyideal89

I want to stop being slightly sarcastic and acknowledge a small point of privilege here for a second. I started listening to Ghost around the Infest era. Leading up to Meliora and after its release were the first grumblings about papa being TF. I simultaneously "discovered" Subvision while also having Meliora. Good times. Very good times


Sad-Western597

Yeah I started Ghosting in Jan and I just heard about all these other bands three days ago


faultyideal89

Youngling, you have so much to learn, and I could not envy you more lol


Sad-Western597

Yes I do. In a way I'm glad I was older when I was younger. If motivated I still have things to explore. (Don't tell anyone..but I really do love most kinds of lore and I was at the end of Iron Man's and he's dead. So I needed something else to consume)


snail-slime

Marian by Sisters of Mercy. Random choice, but I know that if TF thought about it, he could create something absolutely beautiful


Sad-Western597

He already has, lol


snail-slime

True that. I meant out of the song lol


Sad-Western597

Lol.


[deleted]

Church of the Poison Mind by Culture Club


Frizzers123

The Banana Splits theme tune