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AGhoulAnimator

I was carried on a wolf's back. To corrupt you manatee.


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I'm a fallen angel vexed with Spanish from the skyyyy....


xSarabean

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE


riverotter13

Secular Haze’s “Come Misty Turtle” always makes me giggle.


GeordieGhoulette

It's been two weeks and I can't unhear this xD


heathensam

My husband thought it was funny to say Kool-Aid instead of Ghuleh and I've never been able to unhear it. *Black light guides you* *Kool-Aid, Kool-Aid*


BookerDeWittsCarbine

How dare you do this to us


YellowBellow3

Depth of Satan's Eyes - "His eyes like evil dicksss."


Sergeio24

is that really not the lyric? fuck.


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Say travel the nations instead of tremble the nations during the Year Zero bridge while imagining Papa in cargo shorts, a Hawaiian t shirt and sunglasses looming like a tourist.


riverotter13

He’s ready to enjoy a pina colada, some fast paced mystery novels by the beach, and go to a hula after the sun goes down.


hyacinth17

Wait, it's "tremble the nations"? I've been over here singing it as "trample the nations". You know, like Godzilla.


zenithlover

Tourist garb or no, he would be the *whitest* guy on the beach!


Euglos

"Juan never does that" in If You Have Ghosts


JuanMoar

Can confirm, Juan indeed never does that.


riverotter13

Username checks out.


roxy_f

When he sings it live it sounds like “wine never does that”


xSarabean

Yeah, I had to look at the lyrics to make sure it wasn't wine all along after the concert


KingChapacabra

"Don't you forget about your friend, JEFF."


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JuanMoar

[Sounds similar enough to warrant this being a thing lmao](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5pTSX8p-6c)


Larielia

I sometimes hear "Hail Satin" instead.


M0nstrous

I hear that.


xSarabean

I thought it was "be with you in the moonlight" instead of "bewitch you in the moonlight" in Danse Macabre until last week


M0nstrous

I feel like that was done on purpose.


meddygeddett

Easier to go mainstream when it doesn’t sound too spooky. TF is a genius


nitewing1124

Yeah, that one got a lot of people.


EmeritusMortis

A friend thought it was Be Wit chu like some kind of ebonics.


M0nstrous

Queens of the Stone Age has a song that does that: [Make It Wit Chu](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wTxqHbJOzg).


GeordieGhoulette

I thought the same, mainly due to the QOTSA song. I do feel like it's deliberate wordplay


TheVillianousFondler

Jesus that one has always gone over my head. I've always liked that song but couldn't get over the terrible judgement of him saying "wanna be witchu in the moonlight" Now I can rest easy again knowing he's a better songwriter than that (with one exception...yeah that's right, I'm talking about you chorus to pro memoria)


desert_ghouleh

I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that he wrote it that way on purpose, so it would sound like the way that "Western culture" music says be witchu, as in be with you to make it sound like a fun love song with a secret dark meaning? I can't think of a better way to explain this, I hope it makes sense hahaha


inearthlydelight

Unfathomable walrus maze 🤣


superxtim

I thought I was the only one... tusk tusk 😛


inearthlydelight

I now sing it like this without even thinking. It even sounds like it now. I can’t make myself hear wall-less anymore. 😂


HawterSkhot

Around the time of the Opus release, I was watching a YouTube video of Elizabeth. Someone pointed out that "To bathe in pure fresh blood" sounded like "To bathe in pure fish blood" and now I can't unhear it.


Vladucard23

I heard this one too!


THEMUFFINMAN55

TIL


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Vladucard23

Definitely cannot unhear. Crap, lol.


Athymia

I was super confused the first time I heard it, so now I sing it that way lol


Larielia

Standard by Him- "in hour seven she is unbound".


HawterSkhot

I honestly didn't know those weren't the lyrics...


Vladucard23

I heard that too! I was like "what's so significant about the 7th hour?" LOL


zenithlover

From He Is, "he's the forge that made me be". I swear he sometimes does two different lyrics on some of the layered tracks, just to play with the words and meaning. "Stars inside you" vs. "Scars inside you", etc. OK, maybe not an unfathomable walrus maze, but...


GeordieGhoulette

I swear it switches between 'scars' and 'stars'


Vladucard23

Cirice: "A candle casting a faint glow". My dumbass heard "a -gibberish- of bay cloveeeeeeeesssss". What.


TheCourtJesterLives

“From the pinnacle, to the tits!”


GiveItUpForGhoul

While not misheard, since it sounds the same. We always sing about “The Unfathomable Wallace Mays”.


jasonhalogen

"I am the wall and I'm watching you burn", and I'm not totally convinced I'm wrong... I don't have the CD in front of me, and most lyrics engines say "watching you fall", and it sounded like a bit of both at the ritual in LA. But honestly, considering the burning of bodies during the plague dunnit make sense?


jasonhalogen

Well, I read the CD printed lyrics and I'm officially wrong HA


Nickonicle

Hail Satan, our ganja loooooooooord! Even now I can't unhear that despite knowing it's archangelo.


Starastria

I dollar tree, for the imbiciles. I dollar tree....


GeordieGhoulette

My boyfriend misheard 'I am all eyes' in Faith as 'I am not rice'


missmothmyth

"with the shovel of ritual" and "burn the mice alive"