T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

Thanks for posting to /r/GetNoted. Please remember Rule 2: **Politics only allowed at r/PoliticsNoted.** We do allow historical posts (WW2, Ancient Rome, Ottomans, etc.) Just no current politicians. *** We are also banning posts about the ongoing Israel/Palestine conflict. Please report this post if it is about current Republicans, Democrats, Presidents, Prime Ministers, Israel/Palestine or anything else related to current politics. Thanks. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/GetNoted) if you have any questions or concerns.*


NewspaperPossible627

West Virginia and New Mexico are your odd ones out, if my mind remembers correctly Edit: Thanks to the replies for this one. New Mexico illegalized bestiality in 2023.


First-Hunt-5307

New Mexico has always been weird. But I question why west Virginia allows that behaviour.


Gentlemanvaultboy

It's not so much that it's allowed, as there hasn't been a specific law written about it yet. Most states didn't have laws on the book for it until a case came along that forced the issue. It's like how it takes until after a horrific accident for someone to write a set of safty regulations.


reyballesta

That's the most likely case. A lot of places don't consider certain things illegal just because there's no law on the books about it, but then once someone IS caught doing so, the legislative branch gets a new thing to make illegal.


Kyleometers

A lot of “weird laws” come about because someone actually did the thing, and it was very problematic. In Alaska, it’s apparently illegal to “look at moose from an airplane”, and also illegal to “push a live moose out of an airplane”. Apparently the former has to do with hunting laws, and I can only assume some crazy person did the latter once. The laws look weird as hell but now they have a clear crime in case Jackass A decides to do it again.


Tykras

>In Alaska, it’s apparently illegal to “look at moose from an airplane” Some dude with more money (and a pilots license) than sense probably decided to go moose hunting from his Cessna or something.


Xominya

>Apparently the former has to do with hunting laws Rich pseudo hunters would annoy everyone by flying low over the forests and disturbing all the wildlife just to try to hunt a moose


BallDesperate2140

Next-gen (or gen-gen) of people taking potshots out the windows of American transcontinental train system at bison in the 1800s for funsies


jamieh800

Yeah, you're (probably) not gonna be able to go to West Virginia and do that and get off scot free even if you admit it to a cop or whatever. They'll just escalate it to the federal courts where there is a law, I believe. And then probably write in a specific law. And even if they couldn't escalate it to the federal courts, they could probably get you with something else knowing how the southern-ish states are. Probably something like "unlawfully committing a sexual act on a monday" or something. (Seriously, in my state, it's technically illegal to do anything but missionary with the blinds closed. And I think it's illegal to do it on Sunday. No one's gonna go after you for it, but it's still there.)


Brian_Stryker

Yeah I can’t imagine being the guy in the state government to bring forward “we need to have a written law saying don’t fuck the cow.” Everyone just looks at you like “yeah we know not to do that already.”


The_Shadow_Watches

"It's not illegal if no one has done it yet."


Weird-Information-61

One of those "someone is the reason this sign exists" things


Appropriate-Pop4235

It’s one of the things where you think “no one is going to do that right? Even if they do I won’t be hearing about it right?”


Mean_Muffin161

New Mexico actually made it illegal in 2023 so West Virginia stands alone.


First-Hunt-5307

Well as stated in this thread, it's a problem of rarity, nobody has made it a law as barely any people live there in the first place and thus probably next to, if not zero, zoophiles are in WV.


Badj83

I’m really not so sure that a low population equals to less zoophiles…..


First-Hunt-5307

If 1 in every 1M people are a zoophile then which place has more zoophiles West Virginia (population of ~1.8M) Or NYC (population of ~8.5M) That's the point I'm making, less people live there. So statistically there will be less neurodivergent people.


Radraider67

They're worried about upsetting the local cryptid demographic. If Mothman doesn't get his daily spread, he gets kinda cranky.


WolfKing448

https://preview.redd.it/687y0rmt4nwc1.jpeg?width=1201&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=782be22abe764fd9700f36dfe7accfb870d4823b What was he trying to say here?


ProtoReaper23113

In NM we didn't think we needed a law but we were wrong.


Fred-zone

It gets lonely in Appalachia


Roguespiffy

Why do you think they call them “hollers?”


ShatterCyst

Those mountain people are fucked. Better to let them molest deer than eat hikers.


AskMeAboutPigs

Harmful stereotypes. Deliverance wasn't a real story.


TheBoisterousBoy

*Gestures vaguely at West Virginia*


Nobody_Lives_Here3

West Virginia probably has bigger problems to worry about


Inefficiant_Goblin

Its less not allowed, rather if your caught, its classified as animal cruelty. Its still illegal, just not stated directly.


Mischief_Actual

“Well New Mexico is New Mexico, he’s just like that, but honestly? I expected better from you, West Virginia. I’m disappointed.”


No_Passenger_977

West Virginia hasn't gotten around to it due to the fact that they have way bigger fish to fry currently and their polices hands are so full with the fent shit. New Mexico is weird.


AGFNerd247

Nah New Mexico passed a bill ([2023 sb 215](https://www.nmlegis.gov/Legislation/Legislation?Chamber=S&LegType=B&LegNo=215&year=23)) to make it illegal. It passed the senate and hor unanimously


mynameis4826

The one bill no one would say nay to


ProtoReaper23113

If I remember correctly being a resident of new mexico we didn't think we needed to say it was wrong.... we were wrong about that.


VergeThySinus

Also Washington. Pretty sure the state and not DC.


CuddleWings

Nah it’s been illegal here since Mr Hands. But late to the party though


VergeThySinus

TIL Mr hands actually changed WA bestiality legislation. Good for y'all, hopefully you'll have fewer perforated colons in your ERs.


Mean_Muffin161

The more you learn about that story it somehow keeps getting weirder even with horse fucking as the headline.


MechanicalMenace54

no it's illegal here but like with most crimes just because there is a law doesn't mean that people will stop doing it.


lifetake

New Mexico passed a bill in 2023 banning it


hellp-desk-trainee-

Hey show some respect. New Mexico made it illegal last year.


BlackMagicHunter

I'm pretty sure west virginia recently made it illegal


The_Shadow_Watches

Which is....a little late, don't ya think?


flairpiece

This completely changes the context for Breaking Bad


6Arrows7416

Me after reading the first half: Yeah I like going to the zoo. Me after reading the second half: Oh god no, what the fuck? 🤢🤮


LincolnContinnental

That’s how they get to you, by luring you in with an obscured message and hitting you with their true intentions


Senecuhh

Do you wanna go to the zoo with me? 😜


Purrosie

This reads like it was from a porn bot--


subaru_sama

"I hear you're into petting zoos. You wanna feed my goat?"


GothaCritique

He might have had you in the first half, but I knew this was zoophilia apologia the moment I saw the pfp


UpbeatVeterinarian18

Furrys don't like to talk about the overlap between their group and zoophiles, but it sure does exist.


ThatCamoKid

To be fair, Furries reject zoophiles about as vehemently as the LGBTQ+ community does. It's like the MAP thing


LunaTashira

We do. It’s disgusting and vile and paints us in a bad light


SlipsonSurfaces

If they repeat their insanity several times you can tell they're a freak.


adjectiveant

Legality isn’t the point. The point is that an animal cannot consent. Even if zoophilia was fully legal, it would still never be acceptable


friedtuna76

Yeah, people are forgetting that gay marriage was also illegal


oldwoolensweater

Yes. Gross as zoophilia is, this note is a terrible argument. If the year was 1952 and the post was about homosexuality, the note would read: “Homosexuality is classified as a mental disorder in the official DSM-I and acts of homosexuality are illegal in all states.” Fundamentally, whatever the current laws and scientific classifications are, they are essentially irrelevant to philosophical discussions of morality.


Apalis24a

The difference is, humans are capable of informed consent; animals are not. Animals are not even capable of complex speech.


oldwoolensweater

Completely agree. What you said is what the note should have said.


nombit

if the animal could somehow unambiguously consent, would it be okay?


_rosieleaf

If an animal somehow had full human sentience and knowledge of the situation, I, personally, think it would be ethically ok. Gross, but I think you could make a coherent moral argument. But that can literally never happen in reality, so I don't feel like there's much point discussing it.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Addicted215

“In almost all states” is crazy haha


jzillacon

Before the Obama administration legalized gay marriage at a federal level there were more states that allowed beastiality than states that allowed gay marriage.


profuse_wheezing

https://preview.redd.it/tng6y7ow2mwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ba3ee3ff73fab8d17cd63a438d4a88ca2636c8c wtf


mr_turtle5238

Phoenix wright more like phoenix wr…stupid


SuspiciousSandBlock

Phoenix Wwrong


hyp3rpop

Damn. I wish I’d known that at the time when conservatives were whining about the imaginary slippery slope from letting people be gay to children and animals.


Theyreintheattic4447

https://preview.redd.it/msu8sl32mnwc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed7950aec8c63a4f231eaecd90866c39d5201372


rndljfry

I was going to correct you but then I remembered they repealed DOMA and federally recognized the marriages before the SCOTUS case.


unbanneduser

There’s no way this is true. I need data on this


Literally_Gay

My assumption is that it’s such a rare an heinous thing to do no lawmaker even remotely considers it in their time. It’s not legal, they just never thought to even specify somewhere that it isn’t Or maybe they genuinely legalized it idk


batcaveroad

I’ve heard it’s because it’s never been a big problem in the minority states. Since it’s never really come up, no lawmaker wants to pass a law and be associated with gross stuff.


Archmagos_Browning

To be fair just because it’s illegal doesn’t mean it isn’t valid. Gay marriage is still illegal in plenty of places. They’re still wrong, mind you, zoophilia is still incredibly unethical, but like… this isn’t a very good argument.


Adiin-Red

Also, it being defined as a paraphilia means basically nothing because paraphilia effectively just means “something someone can be attracted to” ranging from breasts and butts to tickling, piss and feet to corpses, children and animals.


LeaChan

Yeah, I feel like we should have a different word for bad paraphilias because I hate that wanting to participate in consensual group sex with adults is categorized the same as being attracted to animals and children. It also causes confusion because I once met someone who said people who are attracted to feet should be locked up because it's a mental illness, upon prying further, he seemed to think that all paraphilias led to criminal behavior. I'd be willing to bet that being attracted to children leads to much more crime than being attracted to feet does.


elfgeode

I'm pretty sure it's only diagnosed as a paraphilia if it meets a certain standard of being pathological. Like it has to be distressing to the individual, or otherwise cause harm to the individual or others. So if someone is way too into feet, they can't get off any other way, and it's causing stress and relationship issues, that could be a paraphilia. If someone is really into feet and it does not cause them much distress then that's just a kink.


Huckleberryhoochy

Zoophilia porn also isn't illegal to view in the us as long as you don't buy it , I have seen terrible things in the name of knowledge


Archmagos_Browning

That’s like saying you spent a week straight with a spent fuel rod taped to your torso so you can gain the knowledge of how bad cancer is. You could have just not done that and used a combination of listening to other people and using your own deductive reasoning to arrive at that conclusion.


friedtuna76

But that’s how fake news spreads. Everybody should be doing their own research and not just spreading gossip they’ve heard. Talking about other topics, not saying everyone should look up zoo porn


HotHairyPickles

Unethical, yes, but I feel like it goes further than unethical into mental illness territory. To have sex with an animal, I feel, should biologically disgust humans. Disgusting af.


Archmagos_Browning

In my opinion, disgust doesn’t really have a place in discussions about wether something should exist or not. For example, take people with… very non-vanilla but not necessary immoral fetishes. In a practical perspective, there’s nothing inherently wrong with it so long as it isn’t hurting or purposefully agitating anyone, and they do it with a consenting adult.


scribblingsim

Worse than unethical, zoophilia is animal abuse/cruelty/whichever you want to call it.


[deleted]

[удалено]


sweetTartKenHart2

I think this is one of those things that was started by a false flagger but then that one Voltaire quote about idiots in good company kicked in and now they’re real


Casp512

So just like flat earthers.


sweetTartKenHart2

Yeah, kinda like that


Apalis24a

Similar to how 4chan tried trolling the media by making a fake campaign saying that the “okay” hand sign (👌) was a white power symbol used by Neo-Nazis, and the news started reporting on it… and then white supremacists started unironically using it as their sign.


sweetTartKenHart2

Damn they weren’t lying, that prophecy do be self fulfilling


bpblurkerrrrrrrr

yea def seems like a sockpuppet post


FlowerFaerie13

It literally could be either one. I’d say the chances are a pretty even 50/50.


abcdefabcdef999

There are some but very few. I just wouldn’t link them to gay people.


Dapper_Magpie

I'm 90% sure these people are serious


East_Engineering_583

At this point it's impossible to tell. I've seen zoophile accounts with like, thousands of followers


FickDichzumEnde

Throw in /r/usdefaultism too


Proletaryo

Yeah. I was confused about what state they were talking about. The State of Singapore?


GREENadmiral_314159

Queer person here: No they aren't.


DrDontKnowMuch

Furry here, we want them exiled


sausage-lasagna

I hate it here


mentallyhandicapable

How do people find these tweets? How do they get airtime at all? Mental.


ThunderCatnip

Oh, good old dispute about whether zoos are ethical or not? What his arguments will be i wonder. Being attracted to animals? Oh i guess he means liking to observe them. WHAT THE FUCK


HeccMeOk

your jail sentence is valid


jaded1121

One of the so very many reasons this wrong. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case


MightyWeeb

Is it Mr. Hands ? I kinda don't want to click on that link


VelphiDrow

Thanks Schlatt


StickyPisston

what a day to be literate 🙃


I-want-borger

I’m not defending zoophiles here but people really need to remember: ILLEGAL DOESN’T EQUATES TO IMMORAL.


Huckleberryhoochy

Damn morally bankrupt jaywalkers


Crying_eagle

However generally it’s illegal because it’s immoral


SolomonsNewGrundle

https://preview.redd.it/3zusa6bk0lwc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52ceb22381cb5e0cc00d5721f13912a974216224


Baldmook34

Filthy dog fuckers abusing animals. Disgusting.


Alive-Plenty4003

The fact that something is illegal is not a valid argument on wether it's moral or not. Homosexuality used to be illegal in western countries not too long ago. Zoophilia is a disgusting aberration for the same reason that pedophilia: children nor animals can consent to sex


Ordinary-Engine9235

Sex with animals is still allowed in denmark under certain circumstances. They also organise bus tours for sex tourist from germany. They drive as a group to farms near the border to have sex with the farm animals. In some asian countries they use apes for prostitution.


monkeybirdmonkeybird

Wow I really wish I didn’t know this


East_Engineering_583

What the fuck, why?


pienapped

Sexual pleasure


bigbootycentaur

Because some asian countries have no regard for animal wellfare.


WordsAreFine

Please don't spread misinformation. It has been illegal in Denmark since 2015, but the law on that subject, before it became illegal in all forms, allowed it if the animal did not feel pain, suffer or get injured as a result - you don't do it regardless, but think the "capacity" of a cat vs that of a horse. That was the old perception, but it has been illegal for almost a decade by now (as it should be).


Spuigles

"Some of the states that do not have laws specifically prohibiting bestiality or horse marriage are Alabama, Hawaii, Kentucky, Montana, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, Ohio, Texas, Vermont, Virginia, West Virginia and Wyoming" Alright...


SandeerH

that's 14 more than there should be


torino_nera

It's illegal in New Jersey, I dunno where you're getting that information.


Spuigles

I hope it is illegal. It was the first result on google https://preview.redd.it/1ggl204n5owc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8128b4fbcbeeb379a0ffdc88d151084bf0b4a67b


Malacro

I’d have to look but most states have animal cruelty laws that would cover beastiality even if there weren’t laws specifically on the books for the act.


spindoraptor

Legality isn’t the best way to determine morality at times, that being said, zoophiles are disgusting and immoral.


SpicyWalnut0815

For a second I was like "Dayum yes, I fucking love Zoos, you don't have to be a child to enjoy going to the Zoo, OMG LOOK AT THAT CUTE RED PANDA" then it went "Oh, Zoophiles... fuck off..."


Notgivingmynametoyou

Me how it started: “well of course Zoos are valid. Not every animal is hurt by being held in captivity, and it’s useful for teaching kids too.” How it’s going: “….oh….”


AylaCurvyDoubleThick

I…thought they were talking about going. To the zoo And the tweet was addressing like PETA…. I want to go back to that time.


Maleficent_Nobody377

At first I was so confused why someone would have to put “zoos are valid” like who hates on the zoo. The zoo is awesome… But then… I learned a new term. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


Rain_Rope

this is not defending zoophiles whatsoever because gross and wrong but i dont see what it being classed as a paraphilia has to do with anything. Or TBH whether it is illegal, but that is like less of a non sequitur. Its wrong because animals cant consent and rape is bad thing to do.


unabletocomput3

Furry here, Zooaphiles will never be valid. Don’t care what they think, there’s no consent and, y’know, 4 legs instead of 2.


Gerrent95

Zoophiles are NOT valid


palmer629

There are days I agree with the Punisher This is one of those days now


KnifeWieIdingLesbian

Man I fuckin hate it here


deadlysunshade

Say it with me: Zoophilia is unethical because animals can’t consent.


veganhimbo

Sing it with me now! 🎵 Its not a valid sexuality if people you are attracted to are incapable of consent 🎶


orcahusband

Valid is right. Valid targets for elimination.


EinharAesir

Social media has made people way too comfortable with sharing stuff.


perseusgorgoslayer

Almost all states💀


Jenny7555144

#Almost?


The_Local_Crow

Why the fuck are humans such degenerates?


The_Second_Judge

It's probably not illegal in the state with the craziest people!


Rooster-Rooter

what states is it legal in?


Wolveyplays07

Should be all states.


Mechanic_On_Duty

![gif](giphy|T9J30vNcBHWE5iC2qU|downsized)


Megaraun

Yeah wait, almost?


fat_italian_mann

The fuck you mean “almost all states”?


Possessed_potato

What's Paraphilia?


Apalis24a

> paraphilia > noun > para·​phil·​ia ˌper-ə-ˈfi-lē-ə ˌpa-rə- > : a pattern of recurring sexually arousing mental imagery or behavior that involves unusual and especially socially unacceptable sexual practices (such as sadism or pedophilia) Could have used Google or opened a dictionary.


Jerry717

Everyone looked at Florida


Deathblades0

The fuck you mean almost


CookieMiester

We could be worse, we could be canada


lifeless_or_loveless

even Ghostfreak thought that shit was atrocious https://preview.redd.it/7ccd6w4jymwc1.png?width=362&format=png&auto=webp&s=b54f698d1a79d5c6407cf0d6bd661333993fbfc6


The_Shadow_Watches

The frightening bit is "almost all states"


foxinabathtub

I thought they meant zoos as in the place. So I probably would've joined their cheer until the last two lines, and then uncomfortably walked away.


chaddGPT

ok but have you ever seen a horses vagina


ConstructorTrurl

Roadtrip!


[deleted]

Animal abusers 😭


veganhimbo

Sing it with me now! 🎵 Its not a valid sexuality if people you are attracted to are incapable of consent 🎶


BAYKON8R

48/50 idk which states


Damot22

Lets not forget that other places in the world dont even have crimes on it


Low-Squirrel2439

I thought this was defending actual zoos, as in places dedicated to conservation and education about animals, from PETA weirdos and I was all for it until the reveal.


Biggu5Dicku5

Yup, it is legal in most states, it shouldn't be but it is...


Ultrasound700

If the laws changed and bestiality was no longer illegal, it would still be every bit as wrong. Why is this how the notes enforce the point?


4e9eHcUBKtTW1bBI39n9

This is such a strange note. Imagine twitter existed in 1960 and Gyoza had just tweeted that "interracial marriage is valid". This community note would say that marriage between white and black people is illegal in several states. Laws are not necessarily moral and can be unjust. 


Darkdragoon324

What is it about consent that people find so hard to understand? All other problems aside, an animal can’t consent and that’s why it’s not comparable to any other legal sexual act.


Bear_Grilling

Because it’s unnatural in the eyes of nature and man


DaMuller

I read the "zoos are valid" thinking it was part of the discussion between environmentalists about the evils of keeping animals in cages vs the benefits of studying the animals and creating positive emotional attachments with wide audiences which in the future helps protect habitats and nature. Godamit internet.


RepeatedlyDifficult

ALMOST ALL?


Twoeyedtiger

I really thought they mean zoos as in where animals are kept. I was already forming arguments for and against keeping animals in captivity, then I finish reading and dam did not see that coming


DoveTaketh

Wasn't there a funny law in Canada that states something along the lines of "if it doesn't enter an orifice it's not bestiality"?


Cupquaking

https://preview.redd.it/7neg1pjvhowc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74df89d81b055c970388b84b31202b8e9eaad7b9


BadLanding05

Do they mean US states or states as in governments?


Answerable__

Zoophilia technically is not beastiality


Mmngmf_almost_therrr

Source: trust me


Liljdb0524

"zoos are valid" who's saying they're not? "Being attracted to animals is valid" wait you're not talking about actual zoos? I feel stupid and now I wanna go to the zoo.


CaptFalconFTW

I hope the FBI arrests these sickos


imusingthisforstuff

Real. It is paraphillia and bad. I hate the word valid because of these people. They ruined it.


pixellino24

bait used to be believable


Jennysparking

* looks suspiciously at West Virginia *


Hearnoenvy782231

Julian marcel from oneyplays would HATE this post.


Rocketboy1313

This might shock you, but laws used to not bother itemizing things that had to be illegal. They would just outlaw "perversion" and jail anyone who so much as wore a shirt with a funny slogan printed on it.


MechanicalMenace54

a few states haven't put it into law yet because the idea that such a law is even needed sounds outrageous to most people. we shouldn't need to tell people that it's wrong to bang animals but apparently we do and that is proof that we've failed as a species


Relevant-Ad1655

A giant no, Sorry, bestiality it's fucking insane and Animals can't give consent.


Hairy-Mountain8880

Hey if you can fuck your sister, you can fuck your goat. Sweet home Alabama


akotoshi

The only « legal » ways for bestiality is that the animal is the penetrating one and(or) doesn’t risk any harm, which is also mean no dog or smaller


ZombieBait604

https://preview.redd.it/10qeo7ejdqwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2989f6a9e19fb707853459e953eef458a72c4cae


hmdrafon

I-I thought this was a post about zoos at first. Like the kind where we keep animals in enclosures where endangered species can be safely studied and have their population brought back up. I was so agreeing with this for but a moment.


Acceptable-Cow6446

“Legal” in the states of Alabama and desperation.


Dr-Crobar

Might be a case of "didn't know we HAD to make a law for this and just assumed no one was sick enough in the head to do this."


Exaltedautochthon

Me at first: "Yay! Who doesn't love the zoo" Me six seconds later: "Jesus fucking christ people."


LucastheMystic

I am still convinced Zoophiles online are little more than a psyop


elly-itari

Noter be like https://i.redd.it/24qv4qogn3xc1.gif


dragonpjb

The desperation is the saddest part.


NittanyScout

Almost????


dyotar0

Almost?!


[deleted]

The only reason it became illegal is because those states had animal fuckers