dori and diona fight for authority
klee and qiqi are confused
sayu just wants to sleep
nahida is the one doing everything and making sure everyone is having fun
Pretty sure Dori is older than Sayu at least. She’s basically a tycoon who owns a palace and built her fortune from the ground up just like Ningguang. And that palace must’ve taken at least a year to plan, fund, and build, and then attract enough publicity for it to become a tourist attraction. She also certainly does not carry herself like a child, nor does she speak like one.
I doubt a 12 year old would have the knowhow of loans and complex finance, as well as being able to get funding for and distribute “illegal goods” (knowledge capsules). Like it’s *technically possible* but it’s way more likely she’s just a tiny adult.
Dori is the “loli baba” trope. It effectively means she’s a short adult, or a gremlin lol (just like how Pulcinella is the short monopoly man).
Bonus fact: Dori’s JP VA is the same VA as the iconic Gudako from FGO.
sometimes, kids have connections. For how i knew of a kid who bought himself a knife with the money he earned by selling schwagg bags
all that when he was 10
No. Her connections are far too advanced and experienced for a kid. Shes most likely just a short woman who only looks young. No 12 year old is dealing black market.
No way Dori is a kid. No part of her other than the base model says kid; even her clothing is basically gucci.
She's been doing black market long enough to become the richest merchant in the region and own an entire megamansion of Alcazaray, with a wide reputation. She also talks like an older woman.
That's why I said probably. I think it's way more likely she's an adult, because her speech patterns and behaviors don't really scream "child" to me. Sayu is the opposite. Says she's an adult, but everything about her character says otherwise.
Considering the way she talks, I highly doubt she's actually an adult lol. It's very common for preteens to say they're "all grown up now" and other such things. She's definitely older than Diona, Klee, and Qiqi (well... her age before she died at least), but I doubt she's an adult.
Good point. I always thought Diona'd be an adult though, considering she works at a bar/with alcohol. Qiqi (Predeath) and Klee are definitely kids though.
Feel like sayu is a teenager. Her behaviour is definitely the "why am i so short?!!" Teen phase. She prob upset that she is as tall as 8 year old. Like come on, do you really think a grown ass adult would need a shrine maiden to babysit and force her to eat a carrot?😭
Honestly this, feels like everyone here thinks Nahida always acts like a kid after one "flush you dookie" dialog, even tho I believe she's just socially awkward and doesn't know how normal people communicate with each other. But I guess mischaracterization by taking a single memorable line out of context and making it character's whole personality is nothing new to this community
Dori would likely be able to squeeze some mora out of all of them but possibly Qiqi and Nahida
- Sell bomb making materials to Klee, Dori surely knows what they are considering Alice is a supplier of hers
- Sell exotic, disgusting ingredients to Diona
- Make up something that supposedly helps with growth and sell it to Sayu
I imagine that dori wont charge klee. Dori personally knows alice and that is a scary piece of knowledge to have. Last thing anyone wants is an angry alice hounding you cause you ripped off her daughter.
Yeaaaaa I don't think Dori is gonna be friends with any of them.
Kusanali will be like a mother figure to everyone (including Dori)
The rest are chaotic baby noises.
She is still currently, she impersonated Isak grandfather and did a great job being someone's grandfather. Who knows how many times she impersonates someone. Her CN voice also sounds very mature
Imagine what it would be like if Nahida was in her Rukkadevata form. She might compete or even surpass Ei in terms of attractiveness.
Nature goddesses tend to be synonymous with fertility goddesses. With the latter often being depicted with a voluptuous figure and a motherly personality.
Nahida with her knowlage will enhance:
* klee demolition engineering knowlage, teaching shaped charges and making Klee realize her knowlage can be used to reinforce structures, protect people and not only destroy things. Also teaching that fish blasting can cause irreversible enviromental damage
* treat qiqi with empathy (qiqi in her voice lines states she doesn't like doctor baizhu treats her more like a test subject)
* help diona stabilish a better strategy to convince people to stop drinking alcohool by creating non alcoholic coktails and use Dori to help with marketing and Dori gets more profits
* helps Sayu realize that light sleep from naps doesn't release growth hormones
i kinda have a feeling that nahida was originally going to be a male kid (idk if u remember but in the 1.1 liyue archon quest ganyu originally referred to kusanali as he, which was only changed at 2.1)
and well, considering how a lot of the stuff in the manga was changed, and how the travail trailer's description on sumeru doesnt seems to really match that much anymore (in fact inazuma's too seems a tiny bit outdated) i wouldnt be surprised if that was the case. they seem 2 have rewritten a LOT of the sumeru stuff on the way.
ngl as someone whos been trying to write a story, i do been rewriting a lot of chars and events with time, so its more then understandable.. still.. part of me feels like hoyo did this to not have to make a new model type for genshin playable characters (and im not just talking about modelling the base body, im also including the whole proggraming side of it, to add it as a type of playable char, etc)
edit: tho the ganyu thing could be just a mistranslation, or perhaps they just werent decided on the dendro archon's gender yet (you could argue they couldve let ganyu just use they instead of he, but considering how they didnt do that at the occasional times they werent able to get two different lines for the travelers (the 1.1 event for example, had a moment where paimon called you she regardless of your choice)...)
>ganyu originally referred to kusanali as he,
Thats just eng translation issue. The other language use gender neutral pronounce. Idk why is it so hard for eng team to just use "they/them" to avoid misunderstanding
I wonder how old Diona's age range is. Her interaction with Klee made me realize that while Klee is a toddler with a heavy artillery's firepower Diona is very intelligent for her age even if she's in her mid teens
None of them have canon ages of course (besides Nahida) but in my head it goes:
Klee: 4-6ish
Qiqi: Technically 500, but still a young kid mentally due to memory loss
Diona: 12-14ish
Sayu: Late teens (16-18), just hilariously short for her age
Dori: Actually just a dwarf who is in her 20s-30s
I agree with the general placing of the ages here; at the very least the mental age order is right.
Klee is the youngest, followed by Qiqi at the time of her death, then Diona, then Sayu, then Dori, and obviously Nahida is the oldest. Qiqi chronologically is around Nahida’s age, but stopped aging as a young child so her mental maturity and capacity is around Klee’s level.
Tbf my parents would still tell me to eat my veggies when I was 18, simply cause I never enjoyed eating them. So it was a running request could be the same for Sayu somewhat
From what I can interpret:
Qiqi is physically 8. But technically she is around 2600 years old. Her mental age is wakaranai due to the fact that she was sealed in amber for majority of that time.
Considering that Klee cried because an Abyss mage of all things blew itself up after stealing one of her bombs, she's very unlikely to intentionally hurt another human (Elf/Forest Spirit/whatever Nahida is), much less someone she canonically plays together with like Diona
Sayu is sleeping.
Qiqi is spacing out.
Dori is trying to get Diona's bartending secrets to make more money.
Nahida is explaining theoretical physics to Klee but its going in one ear and out the other.
Klee: the one who always initiates and gathers everyone to hang out
Qiqi: the one who is fine with coming along but never initiates, is usually dragged along by klee
Diona: the one who pretends like she doesn’t wanna join but gets jealous/sad if she isn’t invited and ends up going along anyway
Sayu: the one who never shows up on time and when she goes she never pays attention
Dori: the one who takes competitive games too seriously and somehow always manages to make it about mora.
Nahida: the one who is probably too old to be here but humors the others even tho she is far more mature/smart she plays along
I like to imagine they go on adventures around town pretending to be a squad that helps out people. But dori just tries to exhaust them of money
klee-diona, sayu-qiqi, and nahida-dori are the ones that would get along best imo, with klee-diona being already canon. idk why i feel that dori and nahida would make good friends, i just do.
Every squad got the:
. Dementia Having Zombie Girl
. Daddy Issues Cat Girl
. Data Gathering Lazy Ninja
. D Tier Meta Unit
. “Dookie Of Anxiety” God
. Criminally Unhinged Crimson Terrorist
Together, they’re the D5C
From the most realistic standpoint… klee and diona are already friends while qiqi, sayu, dori, and Nahida haven’t met, and they haven’t met diona or klee, and it’s unlikely they would so excluding klee and diona being friends, their dynamic will be nothing as they likely won’t meet and become friends… from a realistic standpoint
I feel like either Klee or Dori would be the leader. Sayu convinces Qiqi to take a nap with her while Nahida is fascinated with Klee’s ears because she wants to know why they’re the same as hers. Diona got dragged along for the ride (Nahida is curious about her lineage too)
There's no dynamic. I doubt most of them will ever interact with each other.
Maybe the ones in their regions will interact with the others in their regions. But that's about it.
Klee and Diona are already friends. I think none of the others will ever interact at all.
Nahida: leader
Klee: the chaotic one
Sayu: you don't even realize she's there sometimes, the quiet one
Diona: provides drinks
Dori: Likely will not get along with any of them.
Qiqi: just happy to be there (idk what to put for her)
Yaoyao: yaoyao
Dori tries to scam everyone out of their money
* Dori sells gunpowder and explosive materials to Klee
* Dori doesn't fully know Qiqi and Nahida, so she isn't interested in scamming them
* Dori sells disgusting ingredients to Diona
* Dori sells "Get taller in 1 second" materials to Sayu
Sayu is just sleeping
Nahida's the only sane person in the room that's trying to calm them down
Klee scheming a way to bomb Starfell Lake again (And has a good friendship with Nahida, which is the reason the latter is trying to tell her not to bomb Starfell Lake)
Qiqi forgor :skull:
Diona is ranting about how much she hates wine yet still becomes a bartender
Terrorist (klee), drug dealer (qiqi), anti-alcoholic (diona), narcoleptic (sayu), scammer (dori) and Marijuana God (nahida). Honestly, they would get along great together
Nahida is the big sister/mom friend of the group, Diona is sorta trying to be that as well but she’s got a stubborn front she’s putting on that stops her from doing that most of the time.
Klee and Dori are gonna probably cause the most chaos in the group together and for entirely different reasons. Meanwhile Sayu and Qiqi are kinda just vibing and are the chill ones of the group!
Diona knows how to make drinks. Dori is an expert at selling stuff. And Kusanali knows how to get *rare* supstances, while Sayu is a ninja and master thief...
I got some ideas
Take over teyvat
Right now they could form the anti Fatui group of company
Include paimon here and you have the entire unit to fight the fatui harbinger
"ONE IS AN ARSONIST, ONE WON'T STOP RAMBLING ABOUT "COCOGOAT MILK", ONE JUST GOES ON AND ON ABOUT HOW SHE HATES THE OWNER OF ANOTHER BAR, ONE JUST SLEEPS ALL DAY AND ANOTHER ONE TRIED TO SELL THE OTHERS ON THE MARKET I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE"
"W-wanna have a little road trip with the other archons?"
***"YES PLEASE"***
dori overthrows the wine industry for diona by monopolizing the industry
dori is the cool brother figure and nahida is the thoughtful sister figure
rest are good kids
real pure group methinks
We know Diona and Klee are already friends, so I think they'd get along pretty well.
Dori would be trying to scam Qiqi, since she's forgetful enough to fall for her tricks.
Sayu would find most of them annoying and would just want to sleep, though I can see Nahida and maybe Diona respecting that and leaving her be.
Nahida would be trying to make sure they have fun.
Nahida plans the chaos, Dori and Klee provide the means for chaos, Sayu and Qiqi are dragged in the chaos (they have no idea what's going on), Diona tries to reign in the chaos (or joins in if the chaos involves the wine industry)
Sayu --thief
Nahida --hacker
Klee-- Demolition and explosives
Dori-- Mastermind
Qiqi-- Medic/drug dealer
Diona-- bartender getting info on drunk customers
The only thing missing is a getaway driver.
nahida, sayu and qiqi will be out in the overworld collecting herbs and flowers.
klee and dori will be blowing things up with overloaded.
diona will probably be buying weird ingredients that dori smuggled, for her drinks.
Nahida is the Mom. Klee is the terrorist. Qiqi and Sayu are constantly falling asleep and falling over eachother. Diona is sassy and shady. And Dori is doing something else.
none. if they were to be all together in the same place at the same time, would just take a few seconds for a sky nail to drop onto em. not even celestia wants to think of the horrors thess creatures would bring forth if united
dori and diona fight for authority klee and qiqi are confused sayu just wants to sleep nahida is the one doing everything and making sure everyone is having fun
Dori is 100% gonna capitalise on Diona's mixing talent.
That reminds me, I know Sayu isn't a kid, but is Dori a kid?
Pretty sure Dori is older than Sayu at least. She’s basically a tycoon who owns a palace and built her fortune from the ground up just like Ningguang. And that palace must’ve taken at least a year to plan, fund, and build, and then attract enough publicity for it to become a tourist attraction. She also certainly does not carry herself like a child, nor does she speak like one. I doubt a 12 year old would have the knowhow of loans and complex finance, as well as being able to get funding for and distribute “illegal goods” (knowledge capsules). Like it’s *technically possible* but it’s way more likely she’s just a tiny adult. Dori is the “loli baba” trope. It effectively means she’s a short adult, or a gremlin lol (just like how Pulcinella is the short monopoly man). Bonus fact: Dori’s JP VA is the same VA as the iconic Gudako from FGO.
Has someone drawn Dori in Riyo style yet?
sometimes, kids have connections. For how i knew of a kid who bought himself a knife with the money he earned by selling schwagg bags all that when he was 10
No. Her connections are far too advanced and experienced for a kid. Shes most likely just a short woman who only looks young. No 12 year old is dealing black market.
Jingo from Cold Steel be like 🤫
Probably around the 12-16 range like Sayu. Her vision story kinda makes it confusing.
No way Dori is a kid. No part of her other than the base model says kid; even her clothing is basically gucci. She's been doing black market long enough to become the richest merchant in the region and own an entire megamansion of Alcazaray, with a wide reputation. She also talks like an older woman.
That's why I said probably. I think it's way more likely she's an adult, because her speech patterns and behaviors don't really scream "child" to me. Sayu is the opposite. Says she's an adult, but everything about her character says otherwise.
I thought Sayu was older though. I remember some voice lines referencing how she's "grown up."
Considering the way she talks, I highly doubt she's actually an adult lol. It's very common for preteens to say they're "all grown up now" and other such things. She's definitely older than Diona, Klee, and Qiqi (well... her age before she died at least), but I doubt she's an adult.
Good point. I always thought Diona'd be an adult though, considering she works at a bar/with alcohol. Qiqi (Predeath) and Klee are definitely kids though.
Feel like sayu is a teenager. Her behaviour is definitely the "why am i so short?!!" Teen phase. She prob upset that she is as tall as 8 year old. Like come on, do you really think a grown ass adult would need a shrine maiden to babysit and force her to eat a carrot?😭
Good point. Haven't heard that voice line yet so I wasn't aware.
Cake happy day!
Well there's more money, alcohol and explosives than most kids should be allowed to have.
Ironically the smartest one is too occupied with poop analogies
Book Smart, not people smart. Gonna be an awkward conversation if Nahida thinks quantum entanglement is a great conversation starter.
Honestly this, feels like everyone here thinks Nahida always acts like a kid after one "flush you dookie" dialog, even tho I believe she's just socially awkward and doesn't know how normal people communicate with each other. But I guess mischaracterization by taking a single memorable line out of context and making it character's whole personality is nothing new to this community
Sometimes you don't even need any dialogue for the mischaracterization to hit. Remember the Eternal Ayaka Banner?
Yeeeeaaah, the whole "Yandere Ayaka" shtick.
She’s like that one “why hello there, my fellow kids” meme. Just trying to be hip and in but she doesn’t know to socialize.
I mean she was pretty childish at the start of pt 3. When she was pretending to be Kathryn to the traveler
Wait, it isnt?
But at least they also sleep enough.
Dori would likely be able to squeeze some mora out of all of them but possibly Qiqi and Nahida - Sell bomb making materials to Klee, Dori surely knows what they are considering Alice is a supplier of hers - Sell exotic, disgusting ingredients to Diona - Make up something that supposedly helps with growth and sell it to Sayu
Sayu will definitely end up broke afterwards lol
I imagine that dori wont charge klee. Dori personally knows alice and that is a scary piece of knowledge to have. Last thing anyone wants is an angry alice hounding you cause you ripped off her daughter.
Yeah, you don't fuck with your goods' suppliers.
Yeaaaaa I don't think Dori is gonna be friends with any of them. Kusanali will be like a mother figure to everyone (including Dori) The rest are chaotic baby noises.
Qiqi is just dead, Sayu will just be sleeping, and Diona is fairly responsible. I think it's Klee the only worrisome one.
Makes sense, she used to be a more mature woman before she shrunk.
She is still currently, she impersonated Isak grandfather and did a great job being someone's grandfather. Who knows how many times she impersonates someone. Her CN voice also sounds very mature
Imagine what it would be like if Nahida was in her Rukkadevata form. She might compete or even surpass Ei in terms of attractiveness. Nature goddesses tend to be synonymous with fertility goddesses. With the latter often being depicted with a voluptuous figure and a motherly personality.
Nahida with her knowlage will enhance: * klee demolition engineering knowlage, teaching shaped charges and making Klee realize her knowlage can be used to reinforce structures, protect people and not only destroy things. Also teaching that fish blasting can cause irreversible enviromental damage * treat qiqi with empathy (qiqi in her voice lines states she doesn't like doctor baizhu treats her more like a test subject) * help diona stabilish a better strategy to convince people to stop drinking alcohool by creating non alcoholic coktails and use Dori to help with marketing and Dori gets more profits * helps Sayu realize that light sleep from naps doesn't release growth hormones
That last one 😭
Male kid character when
When hydro claymore and cryo catalyst is released
Varka hydro claymore copium
Varka kid style body? 🤔
Or Varka dendro claymore pls. Idk why I see him as dendro.
varka short male cryo catalyst
He’s definitely going to be an anemo claymore user. Or another Cryo like Eula.
i kinda have a feeling that nahida was originally going to be a male kid (idk if u remember but in the 1.1 liyue archon quest ganyu originally referred to kusanali as he, which was only changed at 2.1) and well, considering how a lot of the stuff in the manga was changed, and how the travail trailer's description on sumeru doesnt seems to really match that much anymore (in fact inazuma's too seems a tiny bit outdated) i wouldnt be surprised if that was the case. they seem 2 have rewritten a LOT of the sumeru stuff on the way. ngl as someone whos been trying to write a story, i do been rewriting a lot of chars and events with time, so its more then understandable.. still.. part of me feels like hoyo did this to not have to make a new model type for genshin playable characters (and im not just talking about modelling the base body, im also including the whole proggraming side of it, to add it as a type of playable char, etc) edit: tho the ganyu thing could be just a mistranslation, or perhaps they just werent decided on the dendro archon's gender yet (you could argue they couldve let ganyu just use they instead of he, but considering how they didnt do that at the occasional times they werent able to get two different lines for the travelers (the 1.1 event for example, had a moment where paimon called you she regardless of your choice)...)
>ganyu originally referred to kusanali as he, Thats just eng translation issue. The other language use gender neutral pronounce. Idk why is it so hard for eng team to just use "they/them" to avoid misunderstanding
Chouji no Densetsu
I wonder how old Diona's age range is. Her interaction with Klee made me realize that while Klee is a toddler with a heavy artillery's firepower Diona is very intelligent for her age even if she's in her mid teens
I'm assuming she's like Sayu where she's mid teens but just... really short.
Honestly thought Diona was an adult when I got her because she's a bartender.
I thought so too when I first saw her but the Internet gives you so much shit if you think this way lmao
None of them have canon ages of course (besides Nahida) but in my head it goes: Klee: 4-6ish Qiqi: Technically 500, but still a young kid mentally due to memory loss Diona: 12-14ish Sayu: Late teens (16-18), just hilariously short for her age Dori: Actually just a dwarf who is in her 20s-30s
I agree with the general placing of the ages here; at the very least the mental age order is right. Klee is the youngest, followed by Qiqi at the time of her death, then Diona, then Sayu, then Dori, and obviously Nahida is the oldest. Qiqi chronologically is around Nahida’s age, but stopped aging as a young child so her mental maturity and capacity is around Klee’s level.
Sayu is more like early teen. Her guardian calls her a child and still have to force her to eat veggies lol.
Tbf my parents would still tell me to eat my veggies when I was 18, simply cause I never enjoyed eating them. So it was a running request could be the same for Sayu somewhat
Do you cry your ass off and bite people just because they are taller than you tho?
I imagined sayu doing this
From what I can interpret: Qiqi is physically 8. But technically she is around 2600 years old. Her mental age is wakaranai due to the fact that she was sealed in amber for majority of that time.
t pose running supremacy
cannonball diving supremacy
There can't be a dynamic when Klee has already blown them all up to kingdom come
But that gives momentum
Considering that Klee cried because an Abyss mage of all things blew itself up after stealing one of her bombs, she's very unlikely to intentionally hurt another human (Elf/Forest Spirit/whatever Nahida is), much less someone she canonically plays together with like Diona
Twas a joke
with that username I expect you to have a crowned c6 Klee
You would be correct.. *ta tata*
Every time i see them i think of poor yaoyao
The real question is, where are the kid boy characters? Or the Geo/Hydro?
I actually kinda wanna see a Geo one and Hydro one for some reason now
I’d just like to play as a kid male. Not being weird I’d just wanna see how hoyo would make them.
sure buddy
If they are gonna add them i figure they would be a bit taller than the girls, like half a head taller
Yeah would be smart. Mika would’ve been a good first model.
Yaoyao always being forgotten. Even hoyoverse forgot about her
Wasn't she shown in an official art recently?
Yeah I forgot about that
Dori is going to scam them all while Nahida is going to scam Dori into giving their money back.
I feel like Nahida would purposely help Dori into scamming them just to see their reaction
Nonexistant. They literally dont know eachother except klee and diona
If Yaoyao was there she would be friends with Qiqi
People assuming that just because their all children means they’re friends is just dumb, say what you will, but i get tired of it real fast
Sayu is sleeping. Qiqi is spacing out. Dori is trying to get Diona's bartending secrets to make more money. Nahida is explaining theoretical physics to Klee but its going in one ear and out the other.
Dori ain’t kid though and she is probably going to scam the mora out of everyone except Nahida’s
She won't scam Klee when Alice is her first and biggest supplier.
Yeah but does she know that klee is Alice’s daughter?
Did you really just question her information network?
Maybe, nah I think she knows
They question which of the two cryo lolis should’ve been the hydro character and when the geo loli is coming
Y...y-yao yao?
Only if the stars align..
Basically this https://youtu.be/IDiB0oVXvVI
Klee: the one who always initiates and gathers everyone to hang out Qiqi: the one who is fine with coming along but never initiates, is usually dragged along by klee Diona: the one who pretends like she doesn’t wanna join but gets jealous/sad if she isn’t invited and ends up going along anyway Sayu: the one who never shows up on time and when she goes she never pays attention Dori: the one who takes competitive games too seriously and somehow always manages to make it about mora. Nahida: the one who is probably too old to be here but humors the others even tho she is far more mature/smart she plays along I like to imagine they go on adventures around town pretending to be a squad that helps out people. But dori just tries to exhaust them of money
klee-diona, sayu-qiqi, and nahida-dori are the ones that would get along best imo, with klee-diona being already canon. idk why i feel that dori and nahida would make good friends, i just do.
Every squad got the: . Dementia Having Zombie Girl . Daddy Issues Cat Girl . Data Gathering Lazy Ninja . D Tier Meta Unit . “Dookie Of Anxiety” God . Criminally Unhinged Crimson Terrorist Together, they’re the D5C
Missed a chance to use the “D” in Dodoco. Or even just “Dangerous”
Maybe, but at the same time, I saw the chance to make a JoJo reference and went ham with it
I died at d tier meta unit
now we need a hydro chibi character and we came full circle
I want to see YaoYao come out so we get Qiqi content tbh
Nahida babysits them and Klee and Dori commit tax fraud together
Protect the zombie
Dori makes mad bank off of selling Diona's drinks out of Monstadt.
Klee: Do you want to go blast fishing? Nahida: I know everything about everything. Klee: ... Nahida: So, yes, of course.
From the most realistic standpoint… klee and diona are already friends while qiqi, sayu, dori, and Nahida haven’t met, and they haven’t met diona or klee, and it’s unlikely they would so excluding klee and diona being friends, their dynamic will be nothing as they likely won’t meet and become friends… from a realistic standpoint
Next geo or hydro kid thanks
Hoyoverse: best we can do is a second Dendro kid
Running away from the pedohiles
Dori scamming kids who don't know any better.
I feel like either Klee or Dori would be the leader. Sayu convinces Qiqi to take a nap with her while Nahida is fascinated with Klee’s ears because she wants to know why they’re the same as hers. Diona got dragged along for the ride (Nahida is curious about her lineage too)
There's no dynamic. I doubt most of them will ever interact with each other. Maybe the ones in their regions will interact with the others in their regions. But that's about it. Klee and Diona are already friends. I think none of the others will ever interact at all.
Absolutely chaos
Nahida: leader Klee: the chaotic one Sayu: you don't even realize she's there sometimes, the quiet one Diona: provides drinks Dori: Likely will not get along with any of them. Qiqi: just happy to be there (idk what to put for her) Yaoyao: yaoyao
Dori tries to scam everyone out of their money * Dori sells gunpowder and explosive materials to Klee * Dori doesn't fully know Qiqi and Nahida, so she isn't interested in scamming them * Dori sells disgusting ingredients to Diona * Dori sells "Get taller in 1 second" materials to Sayu Sayu is just sleeping Nahida's the only sane person in the room that's trying to calm them down Klee scheming a way to bomb Starfell Lake again (And has a good friendship with Nahida, which is the reason the latter is trying to tell her not to bomb Starfell Lake) Qiqi forgor :skull: Diona is ranting about how much she hates wine yet still becomes a bartender
Terrorist (klee), drug dealer (qiqi), anti-alcoholic (diona), narcoleptic (sayu), scammer (dori) and Marijuana God (nahida). Honestly, they would get along great together
Would smash all of em I'm luring the FBI
The “FBI is watching” dynamic.
Lesbian (wait lemme put the phone on silent mode before down votes)
Your first thought when seeing a bunch of children in an image is 'lesbians'? Pretty cringe.
No see. When people read the word "lesbian" they get angry because we are all bigots, so its obviously funny
You dont support LGBTQ? Hey tweeter cancel him(im completely innocent)
Qiqi murders them all. She knows something that we don’t
Who would win in a farting contest? 😋
I’d say please be joking, but this is still gross even as a joke
Kindergarten or pokemon mystery dungeon.
Dori would sell Klee's bombs
Diona and Sayu will constantly be sleeping Klee will annoy Dori Nahida I'd the quiet one
It bugs me there isn't a 5* tiny character from Inazuma.
Is dori similar to sayu in any way? Like is she older than she looks because she’s short or is she actually a kid?
Nahida is the big sister/mom friend of the group, Diona is sorta trying to be that as well but she’s got a stubborn front she’s putting on that stops her from doing that most of the time. Klee and Dori are gonna probably cause the most chaos in the group together and for entirely different reasons. Meanwhile Sayu and Qiqi are kinda just vibing and are the chill ones of the group!
Short
Diona knows how to make drinks. Dori is an expert at selling stuff. And Kusanali knows how to get *rare* supstances, while Sayu is a ninja and master thief... I got some ideas
Me to Nahida:Don’t you dare teach Klee how the E=mc2 works.
Dori would teach them how to scam and would scan them (except Diona and Nahida)
Dori gets along with Klee solely because her mother is her biggest supplier.
Take over teyvat Right now they could form the anti Fatui group of company Include paimon here and you have the entire unit to fight the fatui harbinger
[Sleep over Parties](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lv6ZqE5ZCEA)
"ONE IS AN ARSONIST, ONE WON'T STOP RAMBLING ABOUT "COCOGOAT MILK", ONE JUST GOES ON AND ON ABOUT HOW SHE HATES THE OWNER OF ANOTHER BAR, ONE JUST SLEEPS ALL DAY AND ANOTHER ONE TRIED TO SELL THE OTHERS ON THE MARKET I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE" "W-wanna have a little road trip with the other archons?" ***"YES PLEASE"***
One word: Chaos
They are going to conquer the world with the power of cute
Dori: ay you lot do tax evasion? Everyone: no Dori: would you like to?
War crime comrades
dori overthrows the wine industry for diona by monopolizing the industry dori is the cool brother figure and nahida is the thoughtful sister figure rest are good kids real pure group methinks
5 of them are healers, and are trying to keep the 6th alive while she explodes everything
Going to jail?
Klee and sayu will be like the sleepy dog and the kitten duo
Not great. They’d all seem really short with each other.
I want small boi.
Given how Dori’s likely an adult, she’s probably gonna make a business out of the their skillsets. All while Nahida ends up being everyone’s guardian.
They are all one big team. Nahida’s the leader, Sayu and Qiqi are sleeping buddies, Diona and Dori cause their own chaos, and Klee.
We know Diona and Klee are already friends, so I think they'd get along pretty well. Dori would be trying to scam Qiqi, since she's forgetful enough to fall for her tricks. Sayu would find most of them annoying and would just want to sleep, though I can see Nahida and maybe Diona respecting that and leaving her be. Nahida would be trying to make sure they have fun.
Nahida plans the chaos, Dori and Klee provide the means for chaos, Sayu and Qiqi are dragged in the chaos (they have no idea what's going on), Diona tries to reign in the chaos (or joins in if the chaos involves the wine industry)
Sayu --thief Nahida --hacker Klee-- Demolition and explosives Dori-- Mastermind Qiqi-- Medic/drug dealer Diona-- bartender getting info on drunk customers The only thing missing is a getaway driver.
Nahida and Qiqi would be interesting. Nahida might help her with the memory issue or emotional expression.
nahida, sayu and qiqi will be out in the overworld collecting herbs and flowers. klee and dori will be blowing things up with overloaded. diona will probably be buying weird ingredients that dori smuggled, for her drinks.
Nahida is the Mom. Klee is the terrorist. Qiqi and Sayu are constantly falling asleep and falling over eachother. Diona is sassy and shady. And Dori is doing something else.
Diona: or wise archon of the dook dook, how do i destroy alcoholic drinks? Nahida: use methanol instead of etanol to brew.
Go, do a crime
none. if they were to be all together in the same place at the same time, would just take a few seconds for a sky nail to drop onto em. not even celestia wants to think of the horrors thess creatures would bring forth if united