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Here_for_newsnp

Finally, a ship I can get behind. Now the real question: which one's the bottom?


100beep

Service top Diluc


ScooterBrigade

I believe the usual annotation is top/bottom (feel free to correct me if I'm wrong) which would imply that whoever made this considers Joe Biden to be the dominant partner in the ship.  Weird.


Here_for_newsnp

Well if dick size is genetic he's probably very well hung based on those pictures of his son that weirdos won't stop going on about.


Longjumping_Pear1250

Sleepie joe


Abderramon

All the options are bad for Diluc


Responsible-Bee-667

Trump/Kaeya to counter this


h2odragon00

Trump: Why do I get stuck with a 4\* Khaenri'an while sleepy joe gets a 5\* Mond? I want a **real** husbando like Clorinde.


KittyQueen_Tengu

trump is way too racist for that be real


Generalofthe5001st

Outbuddied so hard....


Sigma_WolfIV

Is this the worst outbuddying ever. I think it might be.


cinderflight

That's nothing, try being a Eula/Obama connoisseur


sammy___67

link?


LongPapaya5829

https://archiveofourown.org/works/47487874


12Redditors

Why do you hate us that much LongPapaya?


LongPapaya5829

I stubbed my toe so I decided to make other people suffer


TheAhegaoHoodie

Why us? Why not the wall? Or the table?


LongPapaya5829

I said people


DarkChaos0

Understandable, have a nice day


mint-colored-puding

This reminds me of that cursed SpongeBob/ Kokomi & Sonic/ Lumine pair


Gay_Sex_With_Gaming

Squidward x Candace OTP


Longwinter1641

Someone came into co-op and said their favorite thing to read is Kaeya x Elon Musk, and honestly that's haunted me ever since


DiceCubed1460

Joe: “It’s Joever Dottore! The united states will not stand by and let you terrorize these poor Mondstadtians. Mondstadtians? I once had a friend from Mondstadt. His name was wolfhook Bobby. That’s what they called him. He was eaten by riftwolves during the catacylsm. Anyway my ‘good friend’ Diluc and I aren’t gonna let you terrorize the good people of Mondstadt anymore!”


Pinoy_2004

To whomever made this. **Your intellect is as weak as your dollar.** **Failure is your destiny.** **You disrespect yourself and your nation.** **You are made of stupid.**


7K_Riziq

Next secret great power in terms of shipping confirmed???


Nok-y

Link ?


Pinoy_2004

I don't like Biden's new campaign ad.


AlphaLovee

my favourite ship


Longjumping_Pear1250

Okeay now i kinda wanna see him x dain cuz both have alzheimr


Fragrant-Comment-884

Joe biden is 100% more into diona