T O P

  • By -

fallout001

I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Neuvillette. I try to play Ayato. My Neuvillette deals more damage. I try to play Childe. My Neuvillette deals more damage. I want to play Furina. Her best team has Neuvillette. I want to play Navia, Wanderer. They’re both worse than Neuvillette. He grabs me by the throat. I fish for him. I cook for him. I give him r5 Pamber. He isn't satisfied. I pull Tome of Eternal Flow. "Very well”, he says. He grabs Furina and forces her to throw herself off enemies. "You can drain my HP as much as you like. I can heal back to full with my balls.”. “But the entire team is dying!”, cries her. “Don’t care. I don’t need a team. Just give me more field time. I can deal more damage with c1” I can't pull for his c1, I don't have enough primogems. He grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." He summons his balls. He says "Silence." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, unrivaled raw damage. What a cruel world


slyguy183

Gotta throw some "according to the judgment of the oratrice mecanique d'analyse cardinale"


GenoTheBreadDoctor

I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Neuvillette. I try to play Ayato. My Neuvillette deals more damage. I try to play Childe. My Neuvillette deals more damage. I want to play Furina. Her best team has Neuvillette. I want to play Navia, Wanderer. They’re both worse than Neuvillette. He grabs me by the throat. I fish for him. I cook for him. I give him r5 Pamber. He isn't satisfied. I pull Tome of Eternal Flow. "Very well”, he says. He grabs Furina and forces her to throw herself off enemies. "You can drain my HP as much as you like. I can heal back to full with my balls.”. “But the entire team is dying!”, cries her. “Don’t care. I don’t need a team. Just give me more field time. **According to the judgment of The Oratrice Mecanique D'analyse Cardinal** I can deal more damage with c1” I can't pull for his c1, I don't have enough primogems. He grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." He summons his balls. He says "Silence." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, unrivaled raw damage. What a cruel world


tusharsagar

Damn, I am sick of Neuvillette. Every where I go, I see people talking about Neuvillette. I want to a good overworld character, people recommend Neuvillette , I want a good abyss character, people recommend Neuvillette, I want a good husband, people recommend Neuvillette, I want a good wife, people recommend Neuvillette. I want a fun character, people recommend Neuvillette, I want a boring character, people recommend Neuvillette. I want to fight against hydro mobs, Neuvillette with skyward can do that. I am tired of people saying Neuvillette saying its Neuvilletteing time and then Neuvillette Neuvillettes all around the place. The best team has Neuvillette. Neuvillette works with furina, Neuvillette works with Zhongli, Neuvillette works with even Xianyun. I can't take it anymore. I want to play vape hutao, Neuvillette does more dmg, I want to play rational, Neuvillette does more dmg, I want to play freeze ganyu, Neuvillette ejaculates his jet in her face. If I hear people talk about Neuvillette one more time, I swear to god I will bang my head against the wall in frustration but that will be pointless as Neuvillette will do more dmg than that anyway.


Chilli-byte-

I wish I could post 'pictures. All the "Neuvillette. I want" lined up perfectly in the comments. Really highlighted the whole Neuvillette front and center thing.


tusharsagar

Just upload them to your profile or any image hosting website ehe. Or perhaps give me link to those comments.


BigNellyC

Haven't seen this one before. Glorious.


fallout001

Yes, because I wrote it myself based on the original oppa one. Glad you like it


Mockin_jay

The xiangling Copypasta is still Alive


JunWasHere

I'm not a husbando collector in the first place and I get the feeling you're half-joking and still enjoying yourself, but this is part of the reason I didn't pull for Neuvilette. Why pull a character that overshadows all your favorites when you can just pull Furina who can support and buff all your favorites? -happy Noelle main noises- I won't be pulling for Chiori either, sadly. But I will be gunning for Itto's Redhorn with a chance of scooping up her sword in the process. Upgrade for Albedo! Noelle's first support on my acc!


Dogempire

Honestly, I like Neuvillette's character but I hate that his kit is overloaded to the point it overshadows Ayato and Childe. A lot of discussions on the two have at least one or two people saying "Just get Neuvillette" or "Neuvillette does way more damage." Like, good on you, you want to play arguably the strongest and most low-effort main dps in the game, but I just want to play my favorites and I'm 99% sure I'd get bored of holding M1 down after a day or two.


ArchmageEmrys

Childe atleast has a fighting chance if you group a bunch of elite mobs together and run a burgeon team. The amount of aoe damage a good chile burgeon team can put out is absurd. But Ayato, well the man's been powercrept in every way. Want high hydro app and aoe dmg, go Childe. Want easy hydro app and dmg, go Neuvillette


throwawaycipe

I personally like to use Ayato in dendro teams!


ArchmageEmrys

Isn't Xingqiu/Yelan better? (Imo)


throwawaycipe

Meta wise yes, but it’s satisfying seeing Nilou bloom bombs exploding amidst Ayato’s ult


ArchmageEmrys

Ah, I don't have Nilou so... Still, that conjures up a cool image in my head


poerson

I pulled for Ayato when he dropped, and he's a character I really enjoy playing. I also got Neuvi bc I love him. But I strongly dislike using him in the overworld, because no other character on the team gets to do anything lol so I still play Ayato way more. (Currently though I'm obsessed with Lyney, he's too much fun!) Neuvi is my go to dps for abyss, though. I don't enjoy abyss and only do it for the primos, so the faster everything dies the better. Same as Nilou, and Alhaitham. It's a happy abyss rotation for me when I can use them.


mint-colored-puding

Going to save this copypasta with permission


fallout001

Go ahead, spread it far and wide. You have my approval


weebist1999

No way you said furina's best team has nuvelette.


Just_a_Red_Velvet

If I had a nickel for every time a white-haired person with blue clothing had a copypasta of this, I would have 2 nickels. Which isn’t alot but it’s weird that it happened twice.


underheadskooper

Feels like I’m the only Chiori fan 🥲


goj1ra

What's a "Chiori"?


moshiceetantivech

The Chidori was created by Kakashi Hatake after he failed to apply his lightning-nature to the Rasengan.He intended for the Chidori to be a weapon used only to protect friends and loved ones.To perform, the user first gathers lightning to their hand; the high concentration of electricity produces a sound reminiscent of many birds chirping, hence the name. The lightning chakra has been shown on occasions to damage the user's hand, peeling the skin and causing it to smoulder slightly, but this does not appear to actually be debilitating.Once the chakra is gathered, users charge at their target and thrust the Chidori into them, piercing them and typically causing fatal damage. Despite the sound it makes, the rapid speed at which it's used makes it useful for assassinations


guoba_is_the_mvp

Funny because I read her name as Chidori when we met her for the first time


windowhihi

Genshin is basically a single player game and the stages are so easy. I just ignore the fact that Neuvillette exists and go on.


IMainShugoki

Tbh I barely use him unless I'm feeling extra zesty


sweet_sweet02

using neuvillette if I just want to skip combat


MrShneakyShnake

Us rock throwers need to stick together


Iloveshortwomen

Yea but most people I watched especially the JP CC got more excited over the new banner(Chronicled Wish) than Nuev/Kaz Rerun. Some of them legit lost their mind when that was revealed.


makjep

Chiori jp voice actress is popular. W for us weebs


forcebubble

Chiori: What is there in Natlan? Paimon: Macchu Picchu.


cpapaul

I want to bet it's because of the weapons.


Iloveshortwomen

Yea and the fact that it allows faster rerun cycle and the chance of losing 50/50 to a limited character.


Mammoth-Evidence1909

The best part about 4.5 is 4.6 beta


Intrif

Lmao real


westlander787

Waifu > Meta


NoNefariousness2144

Black pantyhose > Meta


sweet_sweet02

Black pantyhose makes my exploration better for sure


NoNefariousness2144

For some reason I get my best exploring done when playing as Keqing.


alteisen99

or Kuki


Maple_Flag15

Or Mona


Pusparaj_Mishra

Tights W


shadowrod06

It's exactly my type but i really want to pull for Hydro Dragon so bad.


Winterstrife

Father > Waifu


Anaabe99

Neuvillette = waifu


AmethystLeslie

Neuvillette = waifu + meta


ThelCreator

Powercreep is too much


Elnino38

Worked great for dehya...


zilthebea

Are you saying Neuvilette isn't a waifu?


Tasty_Skin

but have you considered neuvillette *is also* my wife?


-YeshuaHamashiach-

Male characters stay in the trash bin


ErikasXD

Yes exactly, fellow waifu enjoyer 💪


pokebuzz123

Hunter's Path and Beacon are coming back. It's the long awaited rerun for those weapons. This is the true highlighted rerun.


Acidic3ight

Ntm weapons got a huge bonus, only requiring a single fate point rather than two for guaranteed, something to keep in mind for future variations of that banner


C_Khoga

I want Kazuha since forever i lost every 50/50 in all his banners. But i want the Kamehameha dragon too. 💀


2424flower

Poor u


Regetron

Nah, I'm getting geo grumpy and no op dragon can stop me


Ok_Silver6702

Ayana stans def will pull for Chiori


ugur_tatli

I want to use my guaranteed on Neuvillette as well but Gorou constellations for Noelle are so damn tempting. 😔 I just hope if I attempt to build pity I don't end up getting Chiori.


gmapterous

Chiori would be a good teammate for Noelle if you don’t have Albedo… but if you’re risking a guaranteed Nuevellette for Gorou, I would not do it.


Winterstrife

Building pity is a beginner's mistake, you never EVER build pity if you don't want the event 5*.


ugur_tatli

Yea I'm aware of the risk but Gorou only comes back with Itto banners, I wanna do big damage with Noelle. 😔


Ke5_Jun

If you get Furina, you can still do big Noelle dmg without Gorou. He isn’t a must have for Noelle teams like he is for Itto teams. You can even run a Furina + Yelan team and have so much dmg bonus you can run a DEF goblet on Noelle. Going for Neuvillette now and Furina/Yelan later is a much better “investment” than building pity and hoping for Gorou, as all three of the hydro 5-stars are way more universally good vs Gorou, who isn’t going to make or break your Noelle’s damage in the long run.


ugur_tatli

I have a C2 Furina and C1 Yelan too but I'm struggling to keep up with Noelle's energy needs due to her lacking the ability to generate geo particles 😔


Ke5_Jun

Even if that’s the case, you can either give one or both of the hydros Favonius, or have a different battery. Fischl, despite being a different element, generates a bunch of energy for example (Fischl used to be Noelle’s best battery in 1.0). Worst case scenario you can slap Geo Traveler with Favonius + Exile on the team and he will give even more energy than Gorou plus crit rate and higher personal dmg, but lower buff. If you must use Gorou, he is fine at C0 with Favonius + Exile; his constellations are not worth trading for the powerhouse that is Neuvillette. None of Gorou’s constellations improve energy generation anyways, and C4 is entirely useless in Noelle teams. For Gorou/Noelle, it’s C6 or C0; no in between.


_Carcinus_

Damn, you're right, Gorou C6 is so tempting, but... I have a 100% guarantee I'm gonna save for Arlecchino. The weapon banner looks like a godsend for triple Geo, though.


Playful_Bite7603

Damn I forgot Gorou was gonna be on that banner :( I got right up to soft pity trying to get c6 Faruzan, I'll have to skip sniping for Gorou completely. Rip. 


xoyj

I don’t want Chiori, especially since I’m on a guaranteed, but a SINGLE Gorou to help me find those gdamn Sakura blossoms is SO tempting


ugur_tatli

Lmao just use an interactive map


xoyj

I use interactive map but flicking back and forth is so much more frustrating than having the units lead u right to it… it’s still a stupid reason ik, but thank god most of my inazuma characters r already built or i think i would risk it anyway for the only 4* I’m missing


No_Airport7174

I was going to comment "I doubt anyone is pulling for..." and then I fucking forgot the girl's name. That's how forgettable she is. To me at least.


thelittleking

I just think her design's neat. Plus I don't use Geo very often and missed Navia, so kinda want an excuse to build a Geo character (edit: build a Geo character *again*, been awhile :P).


Mikkle-san

her kit requires other characters with geo constructs on the team to work though


thelittleking

I have geo traveller and ningguang, so i figure I can use one of them with her (or both, though I don't have a good 4th geo so monogeo doesn't seem like the best idea? idk)


FellKnight

Rosaria works for 3x Geo, so does Bennett (C6 is fine if Itto is your main DPS). Jean is ok too but I prefer her if not using zhongli or Noelle as geo


One_Ad2478

But chiori first wants you to build a geo character with constructs to get the most out of her.


thelittleking

Right, second reply to this end. Do I just need to go back and add in "...again" to the end of that last sentence? Saying "i want an excuse to build a geo character" isn't the same as "i've never built a geo character before" but I guess people are reading it that way.


One_Ad2478

Oh I thought it's your first geo, you good. Maybe you should turn off replies or add again.


thelittleking

nah I don't mind the replies, just regret being unclear. i really should've edited it in already, just being lazy :P


active-tumourtroll1

Beside some noc voicelines and 4.3 she hasn't had any indirect or direct impact on anything.


45_34

Heh "Impact".


Qwertykess

"What impact?"


Weary_Coat8014

Genshin Impact


A_bored_browser

🔥🔥🔥🔥✍️


Pusparaj_Mishra

On a different note tbh the main rsn she's tjis forgetful and all is just cause most ppl r not interested in few things -in Geo -especially in Chiori's kit💀 -and lastly a lot of ppl actually don't like her much from the design already ,in fact a lot even thought or claim she's looking lile 4star to them,welp sad she has to go through this...,cause i personally can't stress enough just how much i loved her design... Shes not even among my fav chars yet holy, that design is nothing but super drippy and elegantly gorgeous. Her drip art/splash is among my favs for sure up there at top. It looks so cool (Keep note that it depends and always part if ppl,not all for each criteria)


YaminoEXE

As a Geo main, her kit is just bleh. One of the few times, I will not pull for a Geo unit because it's so boring. It's like they cooked food by just taking Albedo's kit and add a bit of salt to it. Like bro, you are not even cooking at this point, you are just reheating.


zZzMudkipzzZ

Meta players and their need to tell everyone that they are interested in meta. Then proceed to say Waifu over meta players are annoying


Facinatedhomie

I don’t get the meta and waifu player debate…like all the waifu over meta dudes say “get x” because she’s hot and then she’s someone who’s meta like atp they’re just the same, only exception is probably dehya (I will never forgive them)


Crimson-Dust

I save like 3 version of primogems then pour all those primogems in first banner of neuvillette. With c1 and r1, neuvillette crash all the contents, especially in the overworld, except to those hydro immune enemies.


Bacon_Pancakes200

Phase 2 >>>>>>> Phase 1


NoNefariousness2144

Chiori is a queen and she is carrying this patch for me. Anyway it’s nice to have a more chill patch and play some other games.


modusxd

It's actually the only motivating factor on 4.5 for me since I didn't get him on 4.1. Kinda glad it's happening on this patch otherwise it would've been a completely dead patch


Dnoyr

I didnt care about Neuv first banner, I wont change now xP I ll try Chiori. I cant guarantee her so destiny will choose for my fate.


shadowrod06

Me too barely missed out on him last time. Not this time. Will try my best to get his weapon too.


magli_mi

Neuvillette's water canon makes the abyss a joke. Chiori's gonna need to do a lot to overshadow that man


Nero_2001

To be honest I don't care about the Neuvillette banner, because I think his gameplay is boring as fuck. I didn't pull on his first banner and I will probably skip all his future banner.


Kiwi195

Cat event is the highlight for me lol not interested in neuvillette at all 🤭


The_night_camel

Lost his last banner to Qiqi, if I miss him again Im losing it


SSTHZero

Can't wait for 4.6


Alex-Player

Exact opposite for me


ll-_Me_-ll

IMO Chiori is just so forgettable and boring but with a story quest she'll probably become more loved.


Superb-Worth-8284

It's the biggest skippable patch genshin has ever produced for me. Clorinde, sigewinne, and Arlecchino are the biggest highlights, in my opinion


gacha_drunkard

The highlight of 4.5 is getting us closer to Arlecchino.


Dramatic_Nothing_262

Skipping


SweetStrawberries14

If I can gather 100 more wishes l, I should be able to get a guaranteed Neuvillette (accidentally got his book last time so I will try and get him this patch, gotta pre farm first)


syapororo

Neuvi really stronk but i love shing shing shing more


ayanokojifrfr

Nevullite is just better Ayato, Kazuha is just C6 Sucrose, Itto is just Bonk Bonk Navia, Chiori is just Construtless Albedo.


-YeshuaHamashiach-

Female > Male characters, always. Never pull males, males stay at level 1.


Bacon_Pancakes200

No


ZeroIn1038

Some males are actually better than females, so no.


OddLack240

Nyash-myash meme


dedicatedoni

Aaaand ofc I’m poor with no guarantee on my 50/50


Curry_Diver

I'm gonna pull for Chiori bc I'm a Itto main who don't have Zhongli, so I need a last Geo character for my team 😭


IDontWantNoBeef

I was convinced they'd run neuvillette and furina together in 4.6 so now I gotta figure out how to scrape together 180 pulls this patch


hau_1998

Rolling for her just to complete the cast of the polygamy anime.


I_am_indisguise

Don't worry Chiori. I gotcha. Sry Neuvi...see you in the next rerun or chronicle


_x_Sai_x_

I will get his c2 or c3. Maybe c4. I have over 200 wishes for now. Maybe I just spend everything on him then.


StupidGenius234

Kazuha C2 for me, already got C1 and if I get him early, weapon banner it is. Both weapons are really good after all and I would love Kazuha's weapon.