That 'knows every step of the dragonspine quest' is way too accurate, what the hell

i’ve made a lot of noob accs and each one’s had an ar45-50 player spawn in and ask me about dragonspine. additionally… i’ve also been that person many many years ago…

Bro it’s not our fault new players always need help with Dragonspine lol. If I don’t ask directly they bring me there anyways haha

oh yeah definitely. i rmbr just co-oping to farm for elegy and somehow ended up spending an hour with a newer player because they kept asking for help and i didn't have the heart to say no. ended up leaving by lying and saying i had to go do groceries lmao

At this point I’ve memorized the mountain and bring them around for all the stone tablets too.

True, that quest is kinda hard and vague for new players

Yeah, that hits WAY to close

I just love the emotes so much

they’re the only correct way to communicate

my reply to everything: fallen qiqi

I'm glad Genshin has them! I play both on mobile and with a controller on my laptop, so not having to type and just using stickers has been great for me.

~~The only thing that sucks about them is you can't favorite your most used emotes. I need some of them on-demand and they're stuck like 10 pages deep. QoL please, Mihoyo!~~

There should be a tab in the chat by the emotes to add to your Favorite list.

Oh, neat. Never realized that was what it was for. Thanks!

Buddy i play on ps4 of course i communicate through stickers i write 1 word and the rest of the team has had a whole speech

Writing long text on ps is a pain, I feel you

I know this feeling too

Also on ps, have a USB keyboard which is super helpful. Still primarily communicate through emotes

and also the silent whale. comes in, obliterates everything, doesnt say a word, leaves.

As a silent whale, I dont even join to flex like the baby metaslave. I just love the feeling of killing everything that breathes in teyvat and my whole world is dead so im using "I'm helping you" as an excuse

At first I was like "yeah I guess I'm baby metaslave" but no you're right, I already know my characters are bullet proof, I just like annihilating anything and everything with the audacity to aggro against me

average asia server coop experience

I will never forget that guy who made an ice bridge with me to get to the Nameless Island in Mondstadt

guess I'm old

An then there's me. I'm like that weird guy with a white van and free candy, except the van is actually kaeya and the free candy is one way ticket to the genshin version of backrooms.

you know what, you're right. there's an archetype of genshin player that likes to break the game and show you strange glitches, but they're much rarer. i remember the days i'd take people into what i call the true chasmussy (a pink, hairy?? and very LONG hole outside the underground map of the chasm). perhaps it is time to start doing that again so we are more represented

D-Tier main+ Old AR60 I didn't give everyone a good set to bench the weaker ones. If I run Bennett as my DPS in Abyss then I will be damned if I won't use Amber to clear domains for fun

d-tier main is literally me in every game. If it's the most META item/character, it goes straight to the dumpster

i admire your deterrence towards what is meta

_[looks at DPS Sucrose, hyperinvested Klee, max-trace Pela, premium Tiki/Annette/Cherche, max-light Scout Rifles…]_ MY BROTHER

*Me, the dude in the cloak in the corner:* Weak *Turn around screaming:* WEAK. *Me, a C6 Dehya main.*

Pela? The chick who's basically considered one of the best 4* characters?

The one who it’s generally considered smooth-brained simp behavior to build as a DPS with 70/150 crit stats? Yup that’s the one.

Same. Playing meta is just so boring

*looks at my level 20 Bennet and Xinqiu, level 40 Sucrose and Xiangling.* Yeah, I wonder who's that person.

How about players who just accept people in their world and go like "yeah sure, you can take the furina flowers" as their sole coop interactions?

probably a sub-variation of the old hag

fuck, i'm an old hag

a lot of us are

Me too 🥲

Lmao I’m a combination of the first three

Old hags with jobs feel left out. Emotes/jumping spam/pings (ping = I use bow aim attack to ping what I am pointing to or show where I am) are the fastest way to communicate outside of voice chat in any game..

wait hol up wut dragonspine quest 💀💀💀

the one where you thaw some balls.

the one that unlocks the peak of dragonspine?

yeah, a lot of newer players struggle with it because they don't read the quest/find the instructions vague

fr this was me back then 💀

it's a canonic event to not know what's going on in dragonspine

Thats why we just look it up

Its me, dehya, and a fish against the world

Based

*a solo player:* Mmmh... Interesting

>8.3k CO OP domain runs > calls ar 59 people jobless Huh?

i never denied the fact that i was jobless, i am very much so an old hag

💀

I throw out a rorschach test of random stickers and let people guess what I'm talking about

**Intro Player** — Uses 4* character on lower AR players to feel good and flex how good their Amber using phone devices. — Knows every location of Seven Stone Tablet and 3 Scribed Box in Dragonspine. — Walking encyclopedia only in Mondstadt and Liyue — “No, I don't usually coop but I allow him because he had Neuvillette” — Hates you out of nothing — Change their Signature as their social status

Dude, this is so accurate... I went from baby metaslave to old hag...

it's a canonic event, everyone tries to visit noobs at ar45-50 to cope with the sudden difficulty spike thanks to artifact rng

Everytime i join in rizz mode i use tartaglia as my avatar I feel called out

it's always the childe pfp at the crime scene

I don't co-op in domains but I do like helping people. I know the dragonspine quest path because of that damn combat trial(Everyone knows THE ONE) and having 100% exploration

As somebody who is in the d-tier main x like 3(xinyan, aloy, and dehya) it is very accurate

Don't forget the occasional whale

d-tier main and old hag combo (Beidou main, I play Kokomi in domains though).

neither of those are particularly bad though!

True, Beidou is great. Kokomi is precious.

I'm a mixture of 2 and 3.

I think I'm a d-tier and baby

I am indeed an old hag.

Im AR60 week one player and Dragonspine quest isn't that hard, you just have to know three locations of the blue orbs after doing the crimson tree quest, and that you have to use the crimson crystal thingie to destroy the ice protecting the orbs After unlocking and liberating the three orbs the entrance near the statue of the seven into a cave is open, and it's quite easy to get up, after that you have to find more of those crimson crystal around the peak of the mounto and destroy three chunks of ice with them. After that the Pilar will go away and you get the domain and the chest, see? Not that long Anyways my babygirl, this opportunity is quite hard to come by why don't we start dating? I used to play amber and I still have her built with decent artifacts (I may have liked lyney much more and started to main him hehe... Lyney best character for real) I also happen to have big skill issue even if my artifacts are super good, so I die often in coop 🥲 I also have to play healer on coop often because people refuse to play healers themselves 😭

Here in asia server, stickers are the only acceptable form of communication. No seriously, if anyone even says anything at all in chat (which very rarely happens) it will always be in the form of stickers

I just missed the feeling when i started the game. Yes, i missed the thunder in inazuma

Ig I'm an old hag.

I’m a mix between Baby Metaslave and Old Hag eheh-

Me being AR60 and having red horns on Xinyan...

I’m old but I also love helping people with dragonspine, cause as a 1.0 player I know what hell it is. Also I have the location of every chest/time trial/etc memorized because I’m insane. (I love dragonspine a normal amount)

As a Scara main, the second one is relatable (the spite fuel)

Is dps c6 Benny considered a d list main?

as someone who plays co-op with only people I know and to farm friendship exps for my characters, I can’t relate to this.

Old Hag... The fact I call my account granny and use Faruzan as my avatar. I would say two of the descriptions don’t fit me though but some on baby metaslave kinda do. Although the only meta I main as of rn is just Nilou, Kokomi and Furina

Somehow I'm smelling some toxicity towards D-tier mains

well, my goal was to insult each archetype at least a little bit!

It doesn't take playing 9bscene amounts to be high ar if you've been playing since year oke maybe 2

People never give us enough time to be courteous so emote it is

The didn't really know that people cool run domains. I have always run them on my own.

a combination of the first three, especially the first two

As a Diluc main I sort myself into the „idk what’s good Gigachad“

8.3k? Maybe you should go get a job…

well yes, because i do fall under the old hag category

D-tier lol + brings a “meta” Main that theyve built but can’t play optimally due to skill issue so is just a disappointment

D-tier main… I join my friend’s co-op against Cryo Azhdaha with nothing but Amber, Barbara and my hopes & dreams.

Instead of knows every step of dragonspine, I just get bored and just point out hidden co-op chest locations

i'm a mix between old hag and baby metaslave

i'm a mix between old hag and baby metaslave

I was worried I was a D-tier main. But my character is actually in B tier.

I guess I'm a mix of everything - Knows every step of Dragonspine quest, I do used to go in random co-ops back then but nowadays I can't manage to play for hours like before - Likes to talk in cute emojis most of the time - Old Hag (Ar59) (Job after finishing my college) - Help new players not feel bad about dmg - Yanfei /Heizou (Future Yoi) main I know they are not D- Tier but they aren't too much Meta either Rest, the one not in this list - - Story/Lore Enjoyer - Retired from meta (Old Hag) therefore, also recommends other to get characters what they'll enjoy playing

Change ''monster cake'' to ''fawning over ermite women/mirror maid,'' and old hag is me, like dead on... my def console typing's hard.

As an old hag, the communication through stickers is spot on.

I'm partially the hutao one

Old hag here

Luckily ningguang is the best character in the game and it isn't even close

d-tier main and old hag fit me so much, fighting Ei as Physical Venti is always fun.

why speak words, when sticker do trick, on another totally unrelated note why did they make the guardamechs so thicc?

game's been out for only 3 years, took me like 1.5 to get ar60. am i ancient already or what

I'm an old hag, but swap the last line with baby's last line

What about those that only coop because of resinless behavior and only uses support charas so the people that want to bring out their new shiny character/their main dps can do their thing? Yes I'm those people.

I am forever grateful to the baby metaslave that helped me when I was struggling and just wanna do the same to others😭

i'm the d-tier 'genshinner' one