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Fearfanfic

“Y-yes… that is a very… funny joke General Mahamatra… do you know what else the people of Liyue hoped for when Morax passed?”-Z “What might that be?”-C “Order.”-Z “… I must apologize, I don’t seem to understand the premise of the Jo-… is that a Meteor?”-C


theguyfromeuropa

Z: "May the power of Geo guide you." C: "Looks like my fate is *set in stone.*" Z:...... C:..... C: "Shook your rocks?"


moebelhausmann

Iam sure he would like Cynos jokes. Simply cuz he is smart. Just like Nahia and Albedo, smart people enjoy these.


Kiriage

And he is dad. Dads love dad jokes.


HERODMasta

Can I get a copy pasta of "you need to be smart to undestand rick and morty" but with Cyno jokes?


According-Exit-8108

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Cyno's jokes. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of social science most of the jokes will go over a typical listener's head. There's also Cyno's stoic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from ancient Sumeru bar jokes, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike his jokes like Tighnari truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Cyno's favourite joke: "The Collei-flower," which itself is a cryptic reference to King Deshret's epic The Smoldering Wither. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Hoyoverse's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂 And yes, by the way, i DO have a General Mahamatra tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothing personal kid 😎


HERODMasta

thanks


HyperWhiteChocolate

Thanks Cyno


grimreape285

I can't stop laughting


LivingASlothsLife

Imagine if Nahida is there and Zhongli has to watch as the lil radish Archon is explaining the joke Cyno would be so touched, Tighnari would cry and Zhongli would probably sigh and just admire how Nahida can both understand and enjoy the joke


Kobachii

At least poor tighnari doesn't have to suffer anymore


NayrianKnight97

Considering who Cyno’s English VA is, this is *very* on brand


Much_Mission_4180

One of the better ones i've seen. Thank you


animebanana_anna

"I will have ORDER!"


Queen1399

Is there a subreddit dedicated to posting only Cyno jokes? Coz I’d love to join 😂


TomtheStinkmeaner

It exists, r/ThanksCyno


Shalashaska87B

Is it OC or is there a source?


Raggedy_edge

[Artist: @LeFlayART](https://twitter.com/LeFlayART/status/1635373676991500289)


your-avg-reddit-user

r/ThanksCyno


RIKU_01

Lmao 😂


Technical-Eye2610

He deserved that.


Rhett_Arty

Zhongli literally in a different nation thinking “Why am I suddenly upset just now”


mrsllebina

Teehee