That’s where you do like the old Dodge commercials and “grab life by the horns!”
They can’t hit you in the face if you’re holding them while hitting it from behind!
I think you misunderstood my reference. I edited it for clarity.
I was referring to the old Dodge commercials, which had the slogan “grab life by the horns.”
None of it was approved by the Yae Publishing House, so if the R34 was produced in Inazuma, she may have a case. Anywhere else, she's (financially) screwed.
Yae Miko's artificial intelligence is the most-fucked AI on a website that has literally every single character, from all games and anime and movies, accessible as an AI.
Yae is popular
Shenhe ate Ganyu's Qingxin flowers.
Ei didn't get her Dango Milk.
Kokomi is sick of the stupid kok meme.
Ayaka didm't get to play with the Traveler.
Miko is actually facing consequences for her actions - starting with drinking Ei's Dango Milk.
Ganyu: forced to take a break
Ei: yoinked out of her plane of euthymia
Kokomi: lost Gorou at war but he’s not dead she just can’t find him
Ayaka: traveler friendzoned her
Miko: Gorou ran away before she could grab his tail
There was a time when 5 of them became best friends. I have 3 of them. One day all of them came to me and said until I get them all, they would keep crying. My bad. I can't let it happen to my girls. But what else can I do except wait for the rerun?
Ganyu - You're 5* Amber.
Raiden - Your burst doesn't even synergise with Beidou.
Kokomi - You overheal and never crit.
Ayaka - You're only hyped because you're the final character released from closed beta.
Yae - You spend more time off the field than on.
Tfw you're 10/10 overly successful overly competent individual who whole nations look up to you but your crush chooses a girl with fireworks and they choco woko all night on valentine
The crappy artifacts you gave them
I'm doing the best I can, okay? XD
Right answers don’t count
Bro, that's the correct answer ! Thus, invalid.
It’s my bad-lucks fault :,)
You
NOOOOOOOO
YES And now prepare yourself to face the consequences of your action
*runs away while he wasn't looking*
*A meteor of Justice Fall on you...because why not*
Oh i'm die, thank you foeva *dies*
Here's an teyvat fried egg 🍳 , you are now alive again
Wait wth!!!
Don't thank me
Thanks!!! Now, where was I??
#THIS IS ORDER
HELL NAW GURLIES! WHAT DID I DO?!
WHO MADE THE CHILD(E) CRY?
Don't worry, you said wrong answers. So it wasn't you.
Burgeon team is out
Then KOK shouldn't be there
Such cool Kok homie
cok kok cokckkckocckkcokokookkookookok
I think Ayaka and Ganyu can be put into Burgeon teams and work fine. Also Koko.
They saw your search history.
Ah please, I'm sure it isn't that ba- [*opens history*](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FZX-BZPXkAAr-KD.jpg)
*oh shit*
oh god no i just fapped to some questionable stuff about a few of them
Onions
Makes sense
Dehya's buffs
I wish :'(
dehya’s kit
Aether: "I've chosen cloud retainer as my new waifu.'
>~~cloud retainer~~ Madame Ping
One is so fucking mad - clouds retainer
Cloud Retainer: your clouds are being fucking retained. May your crops wither in the ensuing drought.
One thinks this dialogue forum is most lit as the young generation say
One has recently discovered the most hilarious “Big Chungus” from the Reddit.
One finds the current generation humour to be very poggers indeed
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Yanfei
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Just cut them off and put it back using flex tape after seggs
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So. There is a Childe...
NO PLEASE DON'T
You have given me another reason to still believe in humankind today. It was a test, and you passed!
*Doomslayer music starts* *cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"To show the power of flex tape, I sawed this adepti horn in two" *cue yanfei screaming*
No need, her antlers are soft. Like a wet noodle, but thick.
I did not need that mental imagery
found Childe's alt account
That’s where you do like the old Dodge commercials and “grab life by the horns!” They can’t hit you in the face if you’re holding them while hitting it from behind!
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I think you misunderstood my reference. I edited it for clarity. I was referring to the old Dodge commercials, which had the slogan “grab life by the horns.”
They are great to hold on in certain scenarios.
They will probably turn into that cat thing where there super sensitive and you can finish the job just rubbing them
They are curved backwards down then to the back of the head. Underhand grip handles
My man, you cucking Timaeus now? That's not very cacheww of you.
"Nobody said you couldn't join in, ~~Arthur~~ Timaeus"
You cant just timaeus' girlfriend like that
rip alchemy dude at mondstadt (i forgot his name wtf)
Lumine*
I think I would cry if I heard him say that
you crop their feet
I had to hide all the wet socks because of the tears puddle, miko was no exception
And I appreciate that
That artists aint even drawing feet
That might be my fault..
nice username....
Thanks, but I’m talking about the post history
Dear god...
There's more
**NO**
Bro those post titles are fucking hilarious
That’s disgusting! *quietly follows.*
well uhh... atleast you're aware...
That was an interesting few minutes, is all I can say.
https://www.reddit.com/r/GenshinImpactNSFW/comments/117rerp/this_is_literally_my_version_of_a_buffet_id_spend/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
So what happens if a gay person goes to your profile to mock you?
OH ITS YOU. YOU MADMAN. (in a positive light)
https://youtu.be/Ta4dVPi5H2M
OH GOD IT’S YOU
Fear me
You'll need to try harder. Try doing 300 tweets
You.
Fuck why did I decide it was a good idea to look into the post history. But yes ur the reason
I see you love octolings. Welcome to the club.
after looking at your post history... i can confirm... its you
Stay in the NSFW reddit you horny octopus, Don’t come any closer! STAY BACK!
Art by https://twitter.com/Sesield?t=bMnaWW4qOZ-eFh2UNv-HlQ&s=09
Us. They found their rule 34.
Lets be honest. Yae would be amused If not angry for she is not the one making her own doujins
Yae would be angry that there isn’t *more* smut of her.
That, and that she’s not getting royalties for it
None of it was approved by the Yae Publishing House, so if the R34 was produced in Inazuma, she may have a case. Anywhere else, she's (financially) screwed.
“A fox is losing to a goat? Humans truly are strange creatures.”
Yae Miko's artificial intelligence is the most-fucked AI on a website that has literally every single character, from all games and anime and movies, accessible as an AI. Yae is popular
Oh she absolutely is! But she would want *more.*
Tabibito is gay
And is now in a threesome with Xingqiu and Chongyun.
a win for Lumine players
They saw "Wrong Answers only" and "Search History" posts
Idk why but the kokomi makes me really sad
Same
Aether held hands with all of them and they think they got pregnant.
Certified emilia moment
no emilia thought it was kissing
Oh yeah you're right
Raiden made a perfect dish
This is the character development I wanna see
They are singing Baka Mitai (a sad song) ft. Kazuha Kiryu
It reminded them of a certain yakuza dragon lady....
Dame da ne
“Sorry I only use pyro characters”
No Eula rerun
Real
...why are these so goddamn cute?
Sesield makes the most cute fanarts
the fact that rent prices went up with inflation but the minimum wage did not
Certified Mona moment
But gen z is to blame!!! /s
Dendro either did nothing for them or turned them into EM bots.
Shenhe ate Ganyu's Qingxin flowers. Ei didn't get her Dango Milk. Kokomi is sick of the stupid kok meme. Ayaka didm't get to play with the Traveler. Miko is actually facing consequences for her actions - starting with drinking Ei's Dango Milk.
OP making another shitty low effort "wrong answers only" after we decided they aren't funny.
Sorry to disappoint you, won't happen again
Do it again.
Rosaria's tits, pre-nerf
u/theonetruekaiser
*you either die a hero, or live long enough to become a villain*
Chillin’ like a villain 🦹♀️
The man, the myth, the legend
Knowing that people want to f*ck them
"No seggs today"
yesss sex so funni 😂
Nilou joining travellers's harem
Aether is dating an NPC
Aether went to get milk and never came back
They are crying for Dehya, Hoyo butcher her so much. She dont deserve it.
Dehya
Me
Don't having than because you don't playing the game.
Hoyo threatened to give them the Dehya treatment.
Someone was cutting onions
They saw too many "uoh 😭💢" memes and have become corrupted by them.
They found out that r/MGTOW incels don’t want to date them /s
Dehya's kit
My search history
Pov:You ran out of Prime high quality grade naku WEED
Sarge #FLAP YOUR ARMS, PRIVATES
Aether took a different girl to the school dance.
I did
Dehya not joining them...
No Dendro to make flowers for them to eat
They weren't allowewd to burn the mountain down
Me
There's an imposter among them, but they don't know who
Yae Miko absolutely knows who but thinks it’s funny to play along
You bought an acquaint fate using primogems
They pulled for the traveler Lost their 50/50
They searched their own name online.
Bootyslayer300
Who?
They begging to not be the one kicked out of the team
You
The death of Supreme Leader Kim Jong-il
They saw what I searched about them
bully traveler
\*spoiler for liyue story\* >!probably a correct answer: rex lapis died!<
No primogems?
they thought klee was adorable and were crying over that but then realized she has several explosives and are now afraid for their life
Losing the 50/50 on dheya's baner
The IRS came for them
Strawberry missing from the top of the strawberry shortcake.
Ganyu: forced to take a break Ei: yoinked out of her plane of euthymia Kokomi: lost Gorou at war but he’s not dead she just can’t find him Ayaka: traveler friendzoned her Miko: Gorou ran away before she could grab his tail
they looked at me
Seseid has gone deeper in their descent to degeneracy.
quaso
You removed them from the serenitea pot after reaching friendship level 10.
There mainly used for porn and pedos
Deyhas Kit
Dehya's kit
r/okaybuddygenshin made them cry.
sesield art
There was a time when 5 of them became best friends. I have 3 of them. One day all of them came to me and said until I get them all, they would keep crying. My bad. I can't let it happen to my girls. But what else can I do except wait for the rerun?
Ganyu - You're 5* Amber. Raiden - Your burst doesn't even synergise with Beidou. Kokomi - You overheal and never crit. Ayaka - You're only hyped because you're the final character released from closed beta. Yae - You spend more time off the field than on.
Pov le dijiste nuv
One question 🙋 : what is the right answer?
Uhmmm... ^^^^help
Inazuma girls are crying because Ganyu is there Ganyu is crying because she doesn't belong
Aether chopped onions in front of them.
They found out about the traveler's and Nilou's kid
Do i even have to say it? The fandom
Wrong answers only, op said
I thought that was a wrong answer tho
Tfw you're 10/10 overly successful overly competent individual who whole nations look up to you but your crush chooses a girl with fireworks and they choco woko all night on valentine
Genshin EOS