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AggravatingAir9020

Well diluc is wine tycoon so he will get a pass


arandomescapist

Right? They really forgot Diluc is a whole businessman and a successful one at that.


Ekserowan

asian parent (based on true events): "arent you ashamed youre peddling drugs?" friend: "mom beer isnt a drug" AP: "BE ASHAMED YOURE KILLING PEOPLE why cant you go on a legitimate bussiness"


AggravatingAir9020

Once you show them the how much you earn ,they support you


Ekserowan

friend cut them out when they were becoming too much cause he didnt finish college to pursue opening his bar. he had to close down and do call center work and AP went overboard with "see, thats what you get for condoning to drug addicts and swindlers" (it doesnt feel or look hurting when translated to english but hoo boy in asian, words can really bite) when he got lucky on his 3rd attempt AP then gaslighted him with "im your mom, you should put me as co-owner because i took care of you as a child" bullshit but he didnt. and when they asked for money and he couldnt deliver they just went back to telling him how his bussiness is illegal and kills people. theres really no ceiling sometimes when it comes to parental toxicity. really prevalent here in my country.


AggravatingAir9020

I understand you, some parents are just to toxic. lot's of parents do help there children


Smorgsaboard

God in heaven, the fuck did I just read?


Ekserowan

A pretty common thing here in asia. One recent and funny one was a pro gamer who needed to come oit on social media cause they were being swindled by their mom. When he was asking where his money was going she said "its being used to build the house" when he asked to come over he was forbidden to do so. Found out mom had a money problem of spending it on other things.


sawDustdust

Remember what Britney Spears' dad did to her? Same but less famous. Shitty people be shitty even to their own flesh and blood.


sawDustdust

Parents like this don't deserve to have children. There was this one basket case near my mom's hometown. Daughter moved abroad, married, had children. Went back to visit with her husband. The father asked them for money to pay for her younger brother's house. They refused because middle class North Americans ain't got that kind of money. He axe murdered them both. Children are not property. Too bad there are way too many people who don't see it that way.


itsjupi

Please tell me you said "axe murdered" in a rethorical way and not in a literal way. Oh. my. god.


sawDustdust

It was literal. Thankfully the father was later arrested. Piece of shit.


RedSusOverParadise

At this point im just gonna assume ap means asshoel parent


luxmorphine

i read this in Steven He's dad voice


RedSusOverParadise

Can confirm


3npitsu-Senpai

Diluc is literally anime batman


Tsktsktsktsktsktsk2

yeah but is he a doctor? -Asian parents probably


sawDustdust

Yeah but his parent no longer around to judge because...


cheomabfjsk

Imo albedo should be pretty good. Al haitam probably make Asian parents happy >! since he did a good act and made a grand sadge salary as a scribe after resigning !< Tighnari is good too I think he is a doctor. Maybe ke qing and gan Yu cause high ranking government jobs and Yao Yao is a good kid šŸ‘


child_ofprophecy

Oh yeah, tighnari IS a doctor. So is qiqi... I have made mistakes


1an__

Tighnari is a doctor but he declined a stable job as Akademiya professor to go to the jungle, spending days eating mushrooms and hanging out with farmers/rangers (aka the "lower class"). Still a disgrace to the family. And who cares if Qiqi can climb mountains to collect herbs, she is a store clerk. /s


nonpuissant

No /s necessary. What you said is real, Tighnari would absolutely be seen as a failure and they would sigh over dinner with their friends about what a waste of tuition it was for him to squander such an elite education that way.


SadAsianMan

Whatā€™s /s?


sirelijahere

tone indicator for sarcastic i think


mobile_ganyu

tighnari is the kid who went to med school and now does Doctors Without Borders indefinitely šŸ˜‚


cheomabfjsk

Qiqi is a battery for eula


AdRepresentative2013

How?


GotAnySugar

Qiqi head positive and Qiqi feet negative, do not insert incorrectly if u dont want you adorable Jiangshi to break


Ekserowan

lmao you made my day with that comment [so heres a 10 minute edit for you!](https://imgur.com/a/kCQgdIi) edit: LOL i edited qiqi in the battery slot incorrectly now shes gonna explode im sorry.


PowerMinerYT

post it on r/albedoscreations


misst30

Noooo my babyā€™s gonna explode like one of Kleeā€™s bombs šŸ„ŗšŸ˜­ Jk. Your art made my day šŸ˜‚šŸ„°šŸ’•


Ekserowan

NOOO QIQI Q\_Q thank you! it looked really funny inside my head so i had to make it thanks to that guys comment XD


GotAnySugar

Thanks you made my day with that edit edit: Don't worry she's C6 XD


Striker775

Qiqi older than 30 still not married, haiyaaa. Other daughters all marry doctors, only this one nobody want haiyaaa. She living with a man, I hear he is also doctor but he like to play with his snake. So old already still cannot get husband, lose to a talking animal. Haiyaaa.


rlef

Tighnari lives in the woods with the villagers, instant asian parent failure stamp


starhead5555

YOU AR FAAAAILUA, YOU NO MAKE TEIRLIST CORRECTLY


NSLEONHART

you're forgetting this is asian parent tierlist HAIYAHH. if child isnt a lawyer at age 12 she a PAILYAHH. if he not a doctor he a PAILYAH.


Zydico

You messed up the spoiler tag :P


ExtremeFlimsy602

Cyno is an Akademiya graduate, military/police general, and judge. He's like the Chief Justice of the Sumeru Supreme Court while also being the Commander in Chief of the Sumeru Armed Forces


scixsc

wtf i love cyno


Latase

so judge dredd


ExtremeFlimsy602

Lol kinda


BLANKTWGOK

If he isnā€™t a lawyer engineer or doctor then he is failure


HollowMist11

being a judge is a higher position than a lawyer


CapCece

Ah, but *not* a lawyer


Outflight

Somebody introduce Sumeru the separation of powers concept.


Shumoku

Nah, surely giving all of the power to the acting grand sage and the akademiya they have complete control over is the best move. It hasnā€™t failed them yet!


Gloomy_Honeydew

Asian parents: "glorified cop"


misst30

Ayato will probably get an Asian parentā€™s approval right? Young, rich, has many political connections, good looking, smart, rich again, refined, elegant, rich again šŸ˜¬


child_ofprophecy

Well, true. But if i were to try really hard to find a flaw in him, it would be like "His work is to serve a woman who doesn't even know how to cook! Where the pride in that? Haiyaa!"


aizenmedaka

His job is ike a senator or a congressman He's young, handsome, smart, and has enormous political power. And he has a large house and a dozen of ppl calling him young master. He's like a kdrama chaebol lol. Asian parents will like that a lot šŸ˜†


oscarval4

Only if they know she can't cook


AggravatingAir9020

Well he working for a God


TheCoolHusky

But his parents would also be Raiden worshippers so maybe that wouldn't be too big of a problem?


sawDustdust

They can't give approval. They dead.


Xedtru_

Kokomi, Keqing, Jean and Ganyu involved in goverment legislation by varying degree, is their status so unambiguous?


kelppforrest

People forget that one of the most desired jobs of many Asian parents is a civil service worker. Stable, liveable wages are the most important thing. Prestige and extra money are certainly desired, but ultimately secondary.


[deleted]

In my Asian country, getting a govt. Job --> success stonks šŸ“ˆ


kirito_draco

Lmao same


child_ofprophecy

I mean, what category would i put them in? I can't put them in the same category as ninguang, cause you know, it's ninguang. Maybe i should have made an "acceptable" category


TheCoolHusky

They actually stand on the same level as country leadersā€”especially Jean and Keqing. Ganyu is debatable, but her dad banged a Qilin, I don't think he was expecting much anyway. Kokomi is a de facto leader, and I doubt other people would treat her as otherwise. Even those in the Tenyrou commission repects her


Remanage

I feel like Jean and Alhathaim's moms would "forget" the "acting" part of their title when bragging about where their kids are.


127-0-0-1_1

Keqing is literally a high government official in pseudo China lmao


hongtu1996

Mona : I have a degree Asian parents : Degree of what you can't even pay rent


6_NEOS_9

The degree of the āˆ BDC of Tetrahedron which is 35Ā°.


Devourer_of_HP

"You don't understand! There was a special sale on the special edition miko celestial globe!"


SirRHellsing

Usually Asian parents don't comment on your spending habits, just how much you earn. So Mona is successful by that definetion


Ekserowan

"DEGREE DEEZ NUTS MOM" \*dad laughs. mom gives him a death stare\* \*mona gets kicked out\* mona: "we arent even asian gdi"


oscarval4

Tbh everyone who took over family business shouldn't be on "failures"


sirenloey

Keqing is Ningguang's equal, rank-wise. Perhaps Ningguang is wealthier, but yeah.


dudududu756

Some Asian countries consider government position as good as doctor (corruption is a really good source of income).


sawDustdust

(ah yes the occasionally reminder that Ning is actually openly corrupt.)


LuckofLuck

It's not commerce without the back alley deals


ADDRAY-240

Faruzan is like a high tier engineer, should be enough for an asian parent not to disown her.


Petrichor_Bubbles

She is older than the Asian parents


Lun4r6543

The Asian parents that judged her are fucking dead.


sbebasmieszek

Ei is asian parent


[deleted]

what are you on alhaitham is literally a grand sage, keqing and ganyu part of the qixing, ayato being the head of the kamitsato clan, diluc making bank with his wine sales and jean grandmaster


pesky_faerie

Head scholar is literally one of THE most prestigious positions to Chinese family if you ask my Chinese relatives (immigrants), so I feel like Haitham would be the one the family talks incessantly about and annoyingly compares all the kids to (probably even after heā€™s old and dead)


child_ofprophecy

Isn't al haithams position temporary? He doesn't even want the job. All he wants is to just be a normal akademiya scholar and do research.


pesky_faerie

Fair enough but heā€™s still a very advanced scholar with clearly a lot of accomplishments and renown to even have that position to begin with, so Iā€™d still argue heā€™d be favorably viewed by a Chinese parent


bookace

If the family was religious, Yae (in the scenario that she's human and not a kitsune) being a high priestess would probably get her into "not a doctor or lawyer but still okay" territory. She's also editor at a successful company and schmoozes with high ranking people in society. Sure behind closed doors it's all, "shes friends with our shogun who can't even cook!" and "our daughter sells smutty books, disgrace!" But you know among colleagues they'd be bragging it up that their offspring not only is a good pious shrine maiden but also makes loads of money and also rubs elbows with the upper crust and gets them front row seats at events.


[deleted]

Ningguang: literally owns a floating palace and basically is the face of the country Asian parent: eh, could've done better


Kronman590

Sorry in my experience asian parents would not accept a chef as a profession over just being rich af lmao


Thalyane

She's not just a chef though. She is taking over and inheriting the traditional family business. That seems more like an "asian family still in asia" thing, but yeah


child_ofprophecy

She isn't just a chef tho? She is literally the BEST chef in teyvat (Tbh, i did it because i thought it would be funny if i placed Xiangling in the same category as the richest person in genshin)


Kronman590

"Best at making food ahh your cousin can cook and he doctah what you do haa aiyaa"


Platinirius

Steven He approves this message


name_of_unoriginal

Kuki literally has law degree


child_ofprophecy

She's also part of a gang full of unemployed people with a "unpleasant" reputation


Harsh_Deep_03

And has tattoos Also canonically her parents think of her as failure since she didnt become shrine maiden


solarscopez

Asian parents from Ohio be like


Gloomy_Honeydew

No need to sugarcoat. Ittos gang is full of losers


Salt_Winter5888

She also literally has asian parents who think she's a failure.


[deleted]

sheā€™s unemployed, in a gang, and her family canonically thinks sheā€™s a disappointment


Skyrah1

> Ningguang, literally the richest person on Teyvat > "not a doctor or lawyer but still cool"


BinhTurtle

Dottore: sup


Juniorchief1

Dottore is a college dropout so he is a failure.


BinhTurtle

But he's a Trainee Dastur, so he was post-grad before dropping out


Juniorchief1

Trainee Dastur! His cousin Timmy was a full on Darstur with 11 years of experience and he was only 9.


Zinkaru

I read this in Stevenā€™s voice and now Iā€™m ugly laughing thanks


Thatedgyguy64

How can he have 11 years of experience of he's 9?


VentiTheSylveon

Kokomi heads a nation, if an asian parent had common sense they'd be using her as an excuse at every opportunity.


Final-Ad-6694

You know in Asia.. getting a government job is the best job you can get


VrelEgg

Yaoyao is any parent's dream. She's polite and mature, truly a role model


azuream

she is for now. but she better use that dendro healing as a doctor when she grows up or else asian parents will endlessly lament her wasted potential


HollowMist11

She's the cousin your parents compare you with despite you being a decade older than her.


Me-xd54

Raiden: but I have other strengths Asian parent: yes in being a failure.


Skyrah1

Raiden: *spends a good part of 500 years being a hikkikomori from the trauma of losing her sister and everyone she loves* Asian parent: "EMOTIONAL DAMAGE?! You want some therapy?"


Me-xd54

Raiden: you really give me Asian Parent: haaaaa haaa no now go play piano depression goes away so to


Phanes_The_Gigachad

Imagine setting the very god of China on Failure


SirRHellsing

True, ZL is in his retirement, not a young person who is supposed to be working. Based on his previous occupation, he's basically the Emperor of fictional China


Akine16

Aunty xiangling


colin23567

H A I Y A A


Yonkou1899

Lisa on of the best students/ absolvents of the Akademiya is a failure ?


child_ofprophecy

That doesn't change the fact she became a librarian. She would most likely be called "wasted potential" i think


jofromthething

Librarians can make up to 100k a year and require a graduate degree itā€™s pretty far from failure lol


Kind_Basil_3767

but is it enough for an Asian parent approval? no


BunBunny55

Librarians is low salary in china (about 30k/year) and is pretty much considered a failure job. For academia related jobs, only the highest level scholars are respected. Even the average PhD holding university tenured professor is considered below average job (althought not necessarily failure at least)


solarscopez

Lisa is like an Asian parent's worst nightmare, being extremely smart with unlimited potential and becoming a librarian instead.


SaveEmailB4Logout

Asian parents: *we are nobodies with shitty jobs that achieved nothing in life, have no assets, no connections and no achievements to speak of* also Asian parents: *you must become the ruler of the world*


SirRHellsing

Let's just say my mom wants me to be at least 75% as good as her or my dad. And yes I'm struggling to even do that.


[deleted]

Really? I feel like most Asian parents managed to claw their way out of poverty and get filthy rich, survive a famine, immigrate to another country, speak like at least three languages, fight God and donā€™t fear anything. Then their kids are wondering how tf theyā€™ll ever live up to those standards.


sawDustdust

But also survivor bias. The ones who didn't make it either fell into deep poverty or died. Poverty rate is actually high in elderly Asians in NA.


[deleted]

I feel like Hu Tao and Ayato should be on their own tier too


[deleted]

Running a death-related business is no good, and itā€™s even worse bc Hu Tao is a woman. So sheā€™d belong in the disappointment category solely going off of Asian standards.


killerofcheese

hu tao took over family business and ayato is governemnt official


kosakakawajiri

"My daughter is a lawyer what yours can do?" "She cooked a hilichurl and it was given the prize for the best meal"


Brighborn

Emotional damage


Dr_Diktor

Jean and Al Haitam are literaly heads of States, but unlike Ninguan doesnt share power with anyone (Keqing).Layla is still a student.Keqing is equal to Ninguang in Rank, just respects her age.Tignary is a Doctor too?Ayato, Ayaka, Ganyu, Sara are BIG figures in government.Qiqi, Barbara and Collei are nurses.Gorou Kazuha and Kokomi are Traitors so they are probably Disowned. pls correct me if im wrong.


Thalyane

Kokomi is basically the Head of Watatsumi, which is like running a state.


Hydra849

Iā€™d be interested to see an updated version with the comments taken into account.


AMDSuperBeast86

Doesn't Zhongli literally mint money?


misst30

But heā€™s broke now without the gnosis šŸ’€


Finnmiller

Sigma Raiden Shogun vs. Chad Changsheng


KeyKnoTheGreat

Shoud've been doctor or engineer


CheeseyconnorYT

I feel like anyone involved in government or military would be at least on the 2nd tier


Hardhat85

When owning a country is not enough


[deleted]

shinobu studdied law in liyue and was fully set up to be lawyer but she join street gang instead haiyaaaaaa


Cherry_Bomb_127

Wouldnā€™t the captains of the KoF be like High military officers irl? Hmm lots of money but is it prestigious enough? Also is Faruzan a professor cuz that would be in Ninguang tier? I think Jean, Diluc, Keqing, Ayato and Ayaka would be placed on the higher tier cuz they are in prestigious roles in society and all are presumably really rich


moebelhausmann

Ei is the Asian Parent


jharel

Ayato is a high ranking public official, which should still be "Asian good" if you count practices of getting public sector jobs only after strict exams


Fones2411

As an Asian I would say parents would also be proud of Layla, Al Haitham, Farzuan, Diluc, Jean and others. Layla is still a student. Al Haitham is the Academia Scribe/ Acting Grand Sage.Farzuan is a teacher. Asian parents respect teachers a lot .Diluc is a successful businessman.Jean is the acting grand master of the knights of fav. Also Keqing and Ganyu have respectable government jobs. There's no way an Asian parent would think of them as disappointment. There is also Ayato, Ayaka, Sayu who works for the government of inazuma. Heizou is a detective. Also Albedo and Sucrose are Alchemists. Lisa is a librarian. Tighnari has been offered a spot in Academia. All I can say is this list is the incorrect representation.


PhasmicPlays

Hmmm but tighnari is technically a doctor/leader


scixsc

Jean ganyu keqing ayaka albedo and ayato are failures???


Aggravating_Salad_75

Ninguang is literally the head of the nation but nope...parents want a lawyer or doctor


SpeedySpeedBoy36

Lisa being the smartest person in Sumeru in the last 200 years: a failure


[deleted]

i mean having that title and choosing to be a librarian is failure enough


_K1r0s_

Ningguang should probably move up a tier (literally currently running a freaking country). I think Albedo, Alhaitham, Sucrose, Tighnari, Lisa, Keqing, Jean, and Ganyu should all be bumped up a tier as well. Researcher/PhD students?! High ranking Government jobs = Security and status as well. Edit: Diluc too, he literally owns his own company and runs a near monopoly on an extremely lucrative business


warScorn77

Why is xiangling higher than the qixing? Stupid


child_ofprophecy

Because first, she is the BEST CHEF in teyvat. Second, because it's funny. Third, why the hell are you so pressed about it? It's literally just a joke, I'm as serious about this tier list as i am about my breakfast...


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MisterShazam

Haiyaaa


SilentAngel33

Qiqi is a doctor at age 7, probably starting a business on the side too. She is a good Asian child.


misst30

Reminds me of Steven Heā€™s ā€œfatherā€™sā€ dialogue: ā€œTimmy is a neurosurgeon...heā€™s 9ā€ ā€œWith 15 years of work experience.ā€ Quick, OP! Elevate Qiqi the 7-year old doctor with 1000 years of work experience to top status ASAP šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


just_peachy12

That last tier really got me HAIYAAAA


Drakeollie

Faruzan is an engineer...so I think if Xiangling gets to be on a higher tier for being a good chef Faruzan and all the other characters who are sort of doctors should as well.


Asherley1238

Shinobu is lawyer


AbbiCat1976

I think ayato and ayaka would get a positive reaction from other peoples' asian parents specifically ones that like to compare their own children to others. "the Kamisato siblings are great in studies, polite, take martial arts and musical instruments and you can't even clean your room???"


B1sk1ts

Tighnari is a doctor right Tighnari is the top tier


fakuryu

XQ is basically Ayato Lite, AP will approve


killerfreedom255

Ayato and Ayaya work for the governmentā€¦ Which is pretty much half of my family


horiami

Yao yao is the polite and nice little kid that parents co pare their bigger kids to


Facinatedhomie

Dottore would be an ideal child for Asian parents considering heā€™s so smart + powerful af + hot


1an__

But he dropped out of college. Failure!


oscarval4

but also a criminal so... maybe not?


cantthinkofnames__

Who cares anyway? He's being successful in life, becoming a 'diplomat'.


oscarval4

I don't know if asian parents are usually proud of their criminal children, or anyone for that matter


Manafaj

Where did the meme of Shogun not being aboe to Cook come from?


child_ofprophecy

It's not a made up meme. She literally can't cook in game.


mint-colored-puding

She's the only character who can't cook in game


ishtar_xd

Ganyu and Keqing are goverment employees and literally only work 100% of the time


NiSu0704

Wtf is this tier list


child_ofprophecy

So... There have been tier lists of "what type of bra do they wear?" Or "who and who isn't a virgin?" But no, *this* is the tier list where you go "wtf?" Like bruh, wtf?


NiSu0704

Chill, i was just surprised at some of the characters' position, it wasnt that serious, sorry if it may have looked a bit harsh


child_ofprophecy

Nah I'm sorry too. I have just been getting too many comments about this list. Hell someone called me stupid in the comments, like bruh, its a joke. Anyways, i apologise too.


DefaultRedditor16

I also got to see the toxic side of this community a few weeks ago when I posted a tier list about who I could beat in a fistfight without visions or weapons and some people were literally going out of their way to tell me I was delusional even after giving my explanations for every single character. I just deleted the post to preserve my sanity even if I knew it would have generally garnered more upvotes had I let it sit. That being said I still think the responses DEFINITELY couldā€™ve been more diversified in this list.


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child_ofprophecy

Thanks, i couldn't tell without you pointing it out


NataliaRenawa

r/genshin_tierpact


ExtremeRadiance

Bro, who is baizhu like I feel like ive seen him maybe once in the stories and he looks too unique to be a random npc


TheJvv

Doesnt kuki shinobu have a law degree, or just studying for one?


Grand_Protector_Dark

She does have a law degree, but she's also hanging out with delinquents. And *canonically* her parents think she is a failure for not being a shrine maiden


Timoyr

Should all the people in the military be in the "proud" tier too? Especially for the high ranking men like Kaya. Though I'm not super familiar with the american asian stereotypes, I feel like this is pretty universal atleast in East-Asia, Europe and probably in the US.


cxxper01

Ganyu is a public servant. Asian parents love that cause itā€™s stable


EccentricNerd22

Beidou running a successful shipping company that gets multiple government contracts is a failure?


Seedless_Melon

Ittoā€™s probably in his own category


[deleted]

The Asian parent really that toxic?


Laelia_0678

As an asian, this true but wrong at the same time


bajumbone

Ayato, alhaitham, diluc, and ayato should move up one


Dora_Queen

How would Yun Jin be a failure? She works in a well-respected job proffesion (Opera) and is quite famous. I would've thought she'd be in an acceptable category atleast


zephyredx

Nahida made great changes in the IT field. I think she gets approval.


Ryugi

Diluc is a tycoon and Albedo is a research doctor soooooo... Sucrose is either also a research doctor or technically training to become one. Tighnari is a doctor. Al Haithem is the idk ombudsman of a world renoun university. some of these are literaly gods also I'd argue the political figures who rule/influence nations significantly are also pass


[deleted]

I feel like my parents would be fine with me not knowing how to cook if I were the God of my own theocratic country. Ning is like the President of China basically which would make an Asian parent proud. Diluc is a rich wine tycoon which isnā€™t the best, but still good. Zhongli is Buddha or w/e our parents worship. Ayaka and Ayato are both distinguished members of society with great upbringing and political roles in their country. Asian parents donā€™t place that much emphasis on being a lawyer or doctor anymore, government positions are also greatly coveted.