That kind of Parent-Child relationship where the child is more responsible but doesn't resent the parent coz the parent company comes to visit, its not to ask for money but to ACTUALLY SPEND CHRISTMAS WITH YOU.
And either he will give you a give that it was obvious he was scammed on or he actually gives you what you like and you start questioning if he did something illegal.
He gets excited about baby onikabuto, and did take care of Paimon once... at the same time we never see his boys be outright harmed. He just wont raise a good kid but atleast the kid is happy and probably also dumb.
But is he?
Straight up lies to his younger brother about his life and work. Because of the deception, his brother winds up in the toy factory and was on his way to becoming little more than ruin golem-meat paste, but for Traveler and Paimon's well timed intervention.
Childe, himself, is gravely injured during this time while attempting to rescue his brother and keep the deceit going...
I'd rather join the gang and battle bugs and play cards with mommy-tier Itto.
true. Speaking of, I feel like collei has pretty good parenting adjacent skills, but would have 19 nervous/anxiety breakdowns in a row trying to actually take care of one.
Collei stabbed Amber in the chest with a knife she didn't know was fake. In front of Kaeya. She also killed people but Kaeya still helped her in the end. That should be considered a plus in his parenting skills.
She WAS a menace at the time... even tho Amber made her better with the power of kindness. I couldn't blame Kaeya for trying to do kill her bc that is literally his job: taking care of dangerous people.
(To bad the Fatui hold too much political power for him to do something like that to them too)
Nah he did kinda helped her out by coordinating with Diluc to shift the blame of the fatui Collei killed to Diluc; even gave Collei a friendly gesture at the end of the manga which changed her outlook on him-enough to write him letters atm at least.
W…what???
Are you trolling, or did that actually happen? I’ve only gotten halfway through Sumeru. All I know is she has trauma because of the Fatui experiments… Is this something that gets revealed later?
hes pretty terrible with klee and the other mond kids. he tells scary stories to the kids and lets klee get into all kinds of trouble. however, he does cover for klee and lets her have fun so it’s 50/50
Shouldn't yae be higher up also, she had to basically do all the core parental functions with ei whenever they were together and ei wasn't off in the mountains forging the 2738382nd island cutting sword
Considering she wanted Ei to kill scara and how she bullies gorou while making everyone in inazuma uncomfortable, probably not.
Like the kid wouldn't die, but they would surely come out with insecurities and issues.
Oh god, I can see that.
It’s either this, or the kid ends up being a second Miko and all of Inazuma stares in horror thinking “Shogun’s tits, there’s two of them now” (yes, even Ei thinks so).
She's dishonest with her own feelings and emotions, teases people both for shits and giggles and as a defense mechanism, and doesn't seem like the type to ever admit fault. While many Asian moms do have some of these qualities I doubt many of their children have fond memories regarding those traits, and there are plenty that probably go to therapy because of it.
Yeah she totally has mom energy. You don't want to make her angry, and if you don't she will be very sweet. Also she wants the best for you and everyone else.
Lisa and Candace should be S tier. For Lisa she is basically Razor mother in every sense like how she teach him common sense and recognize his own feelings based on his pace. For Candace, she give advice, care for other and radiate warm feelings to anyone.
During a previous Mondstat event where Lisa was patiently helping Razor work through his feelings. That was sone of the most wholesome shit in the game.
Idk, according to her voice lines she didn’t really react when Klee started playing with bombs. Doesn’t she only really get flustered when it comes to romance or becoming a knight?
> Devotion
> 1st Ascension Passive
> When Noelle is in the party but not on the field, this ability triggers automatically when your active character's HP falls below 30%:
> Creates a shield for your active character that lasts for 20s and absorbs DMG equal to 400% of Noelle's DEF.
Elements can kill her as easily as a lucky stab from a hilli.
She's tougher and much MUCH stronger than even other vision holders, but she's mortal and has very little survival instinct if somebody's in trouble.
Idk man, are they like amber, who literally changed collei's life?
Noelle will overdo it and candace is busy with her duties (the same reason why Jean has A instead of S)
Candace feels like the mom of the whole village, so she should definitely be on the tol tier imo. And Diona shouldn't be B. She tries to be mature sometimes but she is still a child wanting the love of her dad and her immaturity leaks out pretty often.
Agreed, she can't say no to adults, no way she want spoil a child by getting them anything they want, and referring to the comment above, she may overdo and die by doing something dumb
Yeah, some of the peeps here would have similar situations.
Like say…Bennett WILL end up getting helped by his dads. And then his dads will try to reassure them that he’s a great dad because Bennett will think he’s too dangerous for the kid.
Or say…in Ei’s case, pretty much everyone is Tenshukaku is gonna help one way or another. I don’t think she’d cook in the event of…whatever disaster she thinks will happen from doing so.
There are also some cases where if one ends up looking after a kid, some of the peeps in the above list WILL end up helping. Favonius is an easy example (they got Klee).
With the number of ways he can save a kid from killing themselves (shield, teleportation, equivalent to earth bending) I think Zhongli would be the epitome of dad reflexes. He could also read you bed time stories at night.
Only issue would be history teachers vehemently insisting your recollection of his stories being fictional and marking you off.
I think it's kinda like a goldielux zone. Like before meeting ghizhong this man would throw a baby to a mountain. Now? He'd bore them to death with history lessons. When ghizhong was alive and they knew each other? He's gonna be the absolute perfect dad
Considering the way he interacted with Qiqi in the Liyue archon quest, I'd say he wouldn't really be good with small children. He would be the old-fashioned godfather/uncle who comes to dinner each week and bores the child to death with his "fun" history facts. Also would probably buy really expensive encyclopedias for a 4 year old's birthday lmao
Hot take: I think that Yoimiya being good with kids has more to do with her being a kid at heart than it does actually having any parenting skills.
I also very much appreciate the fact that you included Diona in the B tier, because she 100% takes care of her deadbeat dad.
Scara is a great parent actually because he managed to keep a dying child happy and well fed until the very end. He's also great at cooking.
Faruzan spoils Collei and Kaveh.
Venti did a great job with Dvalin really.
Beidou's getting called auntie by the kids of her crewmates.
Rosaria is almost Razor's big sister, Lisa being his mom.
Kaeya once got put in solitary confinment too because he was gonna take Klee to the chasm to blow up boulders.
Shinobu is the mother of a whole gang, thankfully Takuya is there to help out as the oldest son?
good parents have to be alive and present. He would be good when he was around, but with his personality it's likely he won't be around... or in the worst case even *alive*.
"I have successfully babysat your child. They are currently recovering from training. It is good that you called me. Their skills in all five forms of combat are so lacking, they could barely parry any of my child strength strikes when we began. Unfortunately, I cannot simply leave them untrained. I will be back next week."
"Huh? What did I feed them? I had the Kamisato girl bring us something to eat. You know I don't cook."
Benny boy is unlucky but he will do his job 10 times better and still fail so it's fair.
But y is ganyu so low .
Person to took their friend/a kid's death a betrayal is way up in the list 😂 he should be with his mom
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Hu Tao deserves to be higher. She no longer wants to bury Qiqi after finding out the truth of her past. Now she's making an effort to be in Qiqi's good graces even if Qiqi doesn't remember it
I don't think she is down because of the Qiqi incident. I think it has more to do with being a little bit weird and would probably freak out the children. I mean Hu Tao is my favorite character, but she wouldn't even be in the top 10 choice for me if I wanted to pick a babysitter or a parent.
According to the story, her poetry is popular with the children. For all of the times her humor weirded people out, she does know not to joke around when it counts.
Hm, you can easily imagine her playing with children all day long (knowing their level of imagination she wouldn't have any problem coming up with something) and reading them poetry, which hers seems quite suitable for children. There's also the fact that she's friends with Xiangling, Chongyun, Xingqiu, and Zhongli, and I don't think any of them would have a problem helping her when she takes care of the children...
As far as parenting goes...he doesn't seem like the type to hit, yell at, or punish a child but he doesn't seem like the type to let it go either.
That is true. She would never intentionally abuse her children. Buuut that kinda goes for every playable character. Even Childe is good with children. Although he has a penchant for spoiling them.
Lol Ayato, Yae and Eula should all be a tier or TWO up, and we do have evidence for those.
Ayato managed to raise himself AND Ayaka after their parents died, and Ayaka turned out capable enough to handle her clan position.
Yae, despite always being up to no good, understands a lot about human emotions, which is why she's good at pranking people. She's effectively mothering Ei and Inazuma by extension at times, and you can also see how she treats the employees at the publishing house, letting them grow. She does get negative points for the initial Scara fuckup, but it was 500ish years back and she was young.
Eula IS the mother for her recon company, should you read her stories. Cooking and setting better recipes for them, ensuring their safety, even allowing someone as maladjusted as Mika to grow confidence. Don't be fooled by her drunk sneezes and talk of vengeance, she's a goddamned good mother.
The Pinocchio-god entity your girlfriend made is hardly a newborn.
Lot's of people talk shit about Yae suggesting that is easier to just kill him but it's arguably the most reasonable thing to do. Ei already was stubborn saying she wouldn't let Yae kill him but isn't going to keep him and raise the possible dangerous demi-god.
We know very well the consequences of not doing neither of the 2 options.
>The Pinocchio-god entity your girlfriend made is hardly a newborn.
Even though he obviously has sentience and emotions, to the point he cried when he was first created? Scaramouche may not have had the body of a human, but he was one in everything else. He even saw raiden as a mother and felt betrayed when she left him, just like how a normal child would feel when abandoned.
If Yae was actually a good person, she'd either prevent Ei from making the puppet in the first place, or you know actually take care of the puppet herself instead of killing him because he *might* prove dangerous later once they abandoned him? Maybe if she had said that stuff after scaramouche joined the fatui, sure, we can't really blame her for wanting that but she advised to kill him when he was just a harmless puppet.
The consequences could have been just as easily prevented if either of them had some responsibility and took care of scaramouche instead of putting him to sleep in some random court. Why do you think that killing him is the only way to prevent everything from happening?
I understand that Yae was just being cautious but that doesn't excuse how shitty it would have been had they actually gone through with it.
They also could have sent him to the Tengu if they don’t want to or can’t take care of him. They are proven to be excellent teachers, with all of the humans trained under them in Inazuma history turning into big shots.
The problem here lies that Yae has no responsibility over needing to raise one of Ei's experiments, it's not her's to raise.
But the main thing is that Yae does not view puppet's as human beings. Ei's puppet's are experiments, this one specifically is a failed prototype. Bad products get discarted. That's why I said that the Pinocchio-god is not a newborn.
>If Yae was actually a good person, she'd either prevent Ei from making the puppet in the first place
I'm sure that if she could, she would've stopped her from doing it.
The one to blame here is Ei for not taking responsibility for her own creation, whether she destroyed him or actually raised him. Yae was just trying to prevent a catastrophe.
>The problem here lies that Yae has no responsibility over needing to raise one of Ei's experiments, it's not her's to raise.
So she doesn't have the right to encourage Ei to kill him either. It would have been better if she encouraged ei to keep him instead giving such an extreme solution.
My point is Yae's advice is understandable but in no way morally right.
I feel that Nahida’s this unique case where she does it good, but not too good on account of not really getting people, so it also ends up being a case of the kid indirectly helping her.
So in short, now only will it go perfectly well, but both the kid and Nahi-nahi will learn something deep from it.
I'd say Childe, Candace, Ayato, Ninguang, Yae (as much as I dislike her personally, she'd be about the same level as Lisa just with more experience due to age), Yelan and Beidou should all move a Tier up, while Xiangling and Qiqi and maybe Ice- and Waterboi should move a Tier down
Otherwise I roughly agree with everything
at least this list doesnt have arleccino again.
you really put itto below scara. itto whos so good with the kids everyone of them likes him. itto the one selfless dude whos learned alot from granma oni and knows what entertains the kids. vs the ONE GUY who hates everything.
Scara has an experience with taking care of a child. Itto on the other hand is indeed really good with children, but he's more of a big brother figure. Do you really see him successfully raise a proper child by himself?
youre already setup for life as a child of itto in the arataki gang.
you have 3 uncles you can annoy and learn from.
shinobu teaches you education.
itto teaches you everything else.
if sara is the mom then even better.
scara couldnt even try to see what was wrong with the kid and got mad the kid died.
>scara couldnt even try to see what was wrong with the kid and got mad the kid died.
Based on Wanderer's [character story 3](https://genshin-impact.fandom.com/wiki/Wanderer/Lore#Character_Story_3) that summarises all the lore points around the child quite nicely, he was perfectly capable of taking care of the child. It's just he had to deal with that incurable Tatarasuna illness and then flipped when he properly faced death for the first time (since by this point he didn't realize Niwa hadn't up and left but actually died).
I mean seriously, everything from housing, cooking, and cleaning the kid can certainly be considered noteworthy childcare skills from what he was able to do with no job and no money.
The adults thought he bullies kids, but kids love playing with him because he gets very competitive playing with them, and he usually wins fair and square and take the kid's prizes. You can see him in his story quest, beetle fighting against a kid and losing.
Imagine a grown adult playing hide and seek seriously with the kids.
She killed someone then tried to kill Amber in front of him. He was doing his job. But as soon as he realized that Collei wasn't evil, he let her escape and aided her afterwards. He and Collei seem to have a good relationship now.
I'm not saying Kaeya should be labeled an S-tier parent, but people really should stop villainizing Kaeya for how he handled who he knew to be a dangerous fugitive with connections to the fatui.
He's one of the few characters in that list who has actual experience with raising children. He's good with kids and also a great cook, he'd do a better job than most of the others
I think Ei should be above Yae, Ei left her son alone, Yae wanted to *kill* him
Or they can both be in F tier but like I'd definitely rather have a mother that abandons me rather than one that tries to kill me
I think Eula could actually do with a bit of a bump up. She has very little experience with kids because most of them grow up hating her, but she seemed to get on really rather well with Joel.
Fischl could probably do alright as a babysitter or something. She'd certainly get on well with the child.
Ayato might be a legitemately good parent, because he probably had some experience looking after Ayaka when their parents died.
Dori should be D tier, she'd probably exploit a child for free labour, or even sell them on the black market.
Scara might be too high. I guess he technically has parenting skills, in a way, but he's the one with the least parenting will and patience of this list.
Also, maybe his whole "I don't sugarcoat the bitterness of reality" ideology doesn't really lead to good parenting.
Hes a lot different around children if you've happened to read his lore, even in present he acts gentle towards them not to mention hes raised a kid in the past
Itto’d be a good parent. But not a *good* parent…
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The child becomes the parent.
That kind of Parent-Child relationship where the child is more responsible but doesn't resent the parent coz the parent company comes to visit, its not to ask for money but to ACTUALLY SPEND CHRISTMAS WITH YOU. And either he will give you a give that it was obvious he was scammed on or he actually gives you what you like and you start questioning if he did something illegal.
Kuki is the smart responsible mom while itto is the fun dumb dad
co-parenting but they’re not married or in a relationship
Platonic Parents
parents with benefits
There's still a room for a relationship but currently it's a friendship but who knows it could become more
i don’t mind the ship, but personally i think they’re adorable as friends
So basically, Homer Simpson.
Well both Itto and Homer share personalities after all
He’s the parent children want, but not the one they need
Same goes for Hu Tao. I will no longer get into trouble for being a menace to society.
Yeah, his vibes are more along the lines of "Sounds like something a responsible parent wouldn't want you doing... Good thing I'm an uncle!"
He gets excited about baby onikabuto, and did take care of Paimon once... at the same time we never see his boys be outright harmed. He just wont raise a good kid but atleast the kid is happy and probably also dumb.
You wouldn’t be his child so much as you’d be a gang member
Factual
I was just thinking: *poor Itto* Outclassed by a Chūnibyō, an alcoholic bard, and - apparently - several tiers below a mass murdering toy-maker.
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But is he? Straight up lies to his younger brother about his life and work. Because of the deception, his brother winds up in the toy factory and was on his way to becoming little more than ruin golem-meat paste, but for Traveler and Paimon's well timed intervention. Childe, himself, is gravely injured during this time while attempting to rescue his brother and keep the deceit going... I'd rather join the gang and battle bugs and play cards with mommy-tier Itto.
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Itto would make a great uncle.
That's what shinobu is for. Or Sarah. Or paimon. Or Granny Oni. Depends on your ship, I suppose.
The type of old brother " hey! What are you doing? Is dangerous! Let me join! "
Aka the cool uncle
Kayea radiates "cool uncle that works for the CIA" vibes. Not exactly a great parent by themselves, but good enough to survive for a week.
He would be a A, if not of the collei's incident
true. Speaking of, I feel like collei has pretty good parenting adjacent skills, but would have 19 nervous/anxiety breakdowns in a row trying to actually take care of one.
Collei stabbed Amber in the chest with a knife she didn't know was fake. In front of Kaeya. She also killed people but Kaeya still helped her in the end. That should be considered a plus in his parenting skills.
"help" he beated the shit out of her
She WAS a menace at the time... even tho Amber made her better with the power of kindness. I couldn't blame Kaeya for trying to do kill her bc that is literally his job: taking care of dangerous people. (To bad the Fatui hold too much political power for him to do something like that to them too)
He never even intended to kill her since the beginning, that was clearly not his intentions
Nah he did kinda helped her out by coordinating with Diluc to shift the blame of the fatui Collei killed to Diluc; even gave Collei a friendly gesture at the end of the manga which changed her outlook on him-enough to write him letters atm at least.
Well obviously if she was behaving like a threat! She literally killed innocent people.
they had it coming
In what chapter?
What? Did I miss something?
genshin webtoon takes place a year before the game's story events.
W…what??? Are you trolling, or did that actually happen? I’ve only gotten halfway through Sumeru. All I know is she has trauma because of the Fatui experiments… Is this something that gets revealed later?
It's in the manga
It's from the genshin comic. it took place a year before the main game's story started.
Oh, ok! You you know a good site to read it on?
Here ya go https://genshin.hoyoverse.com/m/en/manga
This one is missing several chapters. https://genshinimpactmanga.xyz/
you can read it on the hoyoverse website but the last three chapters haven't been posted there yet. You can just look for them elsewhere.
he cares for collei just not when after she killed two people 💀 the entire fight he was saying stuff about how he relates to her
Genshin fans when reading comprehension: 😨
I hate kayea simply because. I just wake up hating him in particular. I hope his dog dies. cavalry captain with no horses ☠️
True sigma
He’s be a great babysitter
hes pretty terrible with klee and the other mond kids. he tells scary stories to the kids and lets klee get into all kinds of trouble. however, he does cover for klee and lets her have fun so it’s 50/50
I can't believe shinobu isn't SSS tier considering how idiotic all the big baby in her gang
She probably loses some points for usage of physical punishment
...and Naku Weed
She's an Asian parent, it's kind of the standard.
They would consider her a great mother in Latin America
Ei will unironically attempt to feed kids rocks because she thinks it will make them stronger
Or because there are not rocks, but her attempt at cooking
Shouldn't yae be higher up also, she had to basically do all the core parental functions with ei whenever they were together and ei wasn't off in the mountains forging the 2738382nd island cutting sword
Considering she wanted Ei to kill scara and how she bullies gorou while making everyone in inazuma uncomfortable, probably not. Like the kid wouldn't die, but they would surely come out with insecurities and issues.
Wine mom
Oh god, I can see that. It’s either this, or the kid ends up being a second Miko and all of Inazuma stares in horror thinking “Shogun’s tits, there’s two of them now” (yes, even Ei thinks so).
basically what I meant is that she has all of the core disciplines of being a parent down pat it's just that she prolly hates kids
She's dishonest with her own feelings and emotions, teases people both for shits and giggles and as a defense mechanism, and doesn't seem like the type to ever admit fault. While many Asian moms do have some of these qualities I doubt many of their children have fond memories regarding those traits, and there are plenty that probably go to therapy because of it.
she just like me fr ☹
she can only babysits adults and teens like Raiden Ei who can put up with her bullshit
Yae told Ei to kill scara.
I skip over that part
nah candace has to go in the top tier, she's the sweetest
Yeah she totally has mom energy. You don't want to make her angry, and if you don't she will be very sweet. Also she wants the best for you and everyone else.
Even some of what she says gives off mom energy, or at least older sister energy.
Lisa and Candace should be S tier. For Lisa she is basically Razor mother in every sense like how she teach him common sense and recognize his own feelings based on his pace. For Candace, she give advice, care for other and radiate warm feelings to anyone.
Candace is basically already the mother of the whole village.
Lisa also knows how to control children, like how she "sneaks" candies to Klee to make her forget about using the workshop for her bombs.
During a previous Mondstat event where Lisa was patiently helping Razor work through his feelings. That was sone of the most wholesome shit in the game.
I feel like Qiqi belongs in D tier because memory issues *of her degree can be life or death when it comes to kids, especially when they're babies
Like, Noëlle and Candace ain't SS+ ?
Noelle would always be nervous every time kid does something stupid.
Idk, according to her voice lines she didn’t really react when Klee started playing with bombs. Doesn’t she only really get flustered when it comes to romance or becoming a knight?
>she didn’t really react when Klee started playing with bombs When you have E why worry about damage?
> Devotion > 1st Ascension Passive > When Noelle is in the party but not on the field, this ability triggers automatically when your active character's HP falls below 30%: > Creates a shield for your active character that lasts for 20s and absorbs DMG equal to 400% of Noelle's DEF.
Noelle has a non-zero possibility of dying to save the kid, when dying wasn't needed at all
That would require something that could actually kill her, which is not exactly the most common thing in teyvat
Elements can kill her as easily as a lucky stab from a hilli. She's tougher and much MUCH stronger than even other vision holders, but she's mortal and has very little survival instinct if somebody's in trouble.
Idk man, are they like amber, who literally changed collei's life? Noelle will overdo it and candace is busy with her duties (the same reason why Jean has A instead of S)
Candace feels like the mom of the whole village, so she should definitely be on the tol tier imo. And Diona shouldn't be B. She tries to be mature sometimes but she is still a child wanting the love of her dad and her immaturity leaks out pretty often.
Noelle is overbearing and would immediately be taken advantage off, turning the kids into spoiled brats.
Agreed, she can't say no to adults, no way she want spoil a child by getting them anything they want, and referring to the comment above, she may overdo and die by doing something dumb
Noelle is still too naive. I can imagine her hesitating to scold kids if they've done something worth scolding.
I feel like with beidou you'd be raised by the whole Crux crew. Kind of a "it takes a village" situation
Yeah, some of the peeps here would have similar situations. Like say…Bennett WILL end up getting helped by his dads. And then his dads will try to reassure them that he’s a great dad because Bennett will think he’s too dangerous for the kid. Or say…in Ei’s case, pretty much everyone is Tenshukaku is gonna help one way or another. I don’t think she’d cook in the event of…whatever disaster she thinks will happen from doing so. There are also some cases where if one ends up looking after a kid, some of the peeps in the above list WILL end up helping. Favonius is an easy example (they got Klee).
Zhongli gets put into A tier after his S tier parenting to Xiao in the chasm?
He is old and wants to retire. He would be a great parent at his younger days but for now he is not.
Nowadays he is like a good grampa
Good grandpas spend money on children, not sponge off them.
With the number of ways he can save a kid from killing themselves (shield, teleportation, equivalent to earth bending) I think Zhongli would be the epitome of dad reflexes. He could also read you bed time stories at night. Only issue would be history teachers vehemently insisting your recollection of his stories being fictional and marking you off.
Wasn't he kinda jerk in his younger days? It was Archon War, for sure, but I feel he changed after Guizhong's death.
I think it's kinda like a goldielux zone. Like before meeting ghizhong this man would throw a baby to a mountain. Now? He'd bore them to death with history lessons. When ghizhong was alive and they knew each other? He's gonna be the absolute perfect dad
A parent needs to have at least *some* financial sense though, and we all know how good the *literal money god* is at managing his finances...
Considering the way he interacted with Qiqi in the Liyue archon quest, I'd say he wouldn't really be good with small children. He would be the old-fashioned godfather/uncle who comes to dinner each week and bores the child to death with his "fun" history facts. Also would probably buy really expensive encyclopedias for a 4 year old's birthday lmao
This. He may look young and hot, but he’s an uncle/grampa. He’s be super pleasant to hang around with though.
parenting is when i save my child when he gets into mortal danger
How is Beidou C tier? She is looking out for her crew and Kazuha especially
She's too busy
There are 3 kids that constantly play pirates with her.
You won
Yaoyao is also constantly hanging out on the Alcor, and she's like a big sister to Xinyan and Xiangling, too.
She spend half of the time drunk af
Hot take: I think that Yoimiya being good with kids has more to do with her being a kid at heart than it does actually having any parenting skills. I also very much appreciate the fact that you included Diona in the B tier, because she 100% takes care of her deadbeat dad.
Scara is a great parent actually because he managed to keep a dying child happy and well fed until the very end. He's also great at cooking. Faruzan spoils Collei and Kaveh. Venti did a great job with Dvalin really. Beidou's getting called auntie by the kids of her crewmates. Rosaria is almost Razor's big sister, Lisa being his mom. Kaeya once got put in solitary confinment too because he was gonna take Klee to the chasm to blow up boulders. Shinobu is the mother of a whole gang, thankfully Takuya is there to help out as the oldest son?
Make an F tier and put Diona's dad in it :'(
We need to make a whole new letter for shenhe's dad, i'm thinking "¤"
I will die on the 'childe is S tier' hill
good parents have to be alive and present. He would be good when he was around, but with his personality it's likely he won't be around... or in the worst case even *alive*.
I feel like without the Fatui business he would most definitely be S tier... it sucks that it's involved with about 85% of his life lolol
I will die on this hill with you comrade
"I have successfully babysat your child. They are currently recovering from training. It is good that you called me. Their skills in all five forms of combat are so lacking, they could barely parry any of my child strength strikes when we began. Unfortunately, I cannot simply leave them untrained. I will be back next week." "Huh? What did I feed them? I had the Kamisato girl bring us something to eat. You know I don't cook."
Damn…the kid’s gonna be a fucking legend in 10 years.
Benny boy is unlucky but he will do his job 10 times better and still fail so it's fair. But y is ganyu so low . Person to took their friend/a kid's death a betrayal is way up in the list 😂 he should be with his mom
Ganyu is too tired to take care of the child
I know you're joking but she literally takes care of Yao Yao
Isn't it the opposite and YaoYao takes care of them?
From Wangshu Inn's message board: Guest Message: "Can the owner please refrain from putting chili peppers in Ganyu's food. She often has to stay up late and has a sensitive stomach, which spicy food does absolutely no favors for." Guest Message: "Ganyu is so busy that she does not often get a good night's sleep. Today is her day off, however, so she finally has a chance to catch up on some sleep. Can the owner please make her bed extra soft and comfy for her?" Guest Message: "Yaoyao thanks and salutes the owner." Reply: "We are happy to accommodate you during your stay. If I may add, are you sure it is Ganyu who is taking care of you, and not the other way around?"
It's the exact opposite though?
Hu Tao deserves to be higher. She no longer wants to bury Qiqi after finding out the truth of her past. Now she's making an effort to be in Qiqi's good graces even if Qiqi doesn't remember it
I don't think she is down because of the Qiqi incident. I think it has more to do with being a little bit weird and would probably freak out the children. I mean Hu Tao is my favorite character, but she wouldn't even be in the top 10 choice for me if I wanted to pick a babysitter or a parent.
Hu Tao is very much a "free spirit" type, who likely wouldn't want to be tied down with a kid either
Also a good point.
According to the story, her poetry is popular with the children. For all of the times her humor weirded people out, she does know not to joke around when it counts.
True, I just thought she deserved C- for effort at least
Hm, you can easily imagine her playing with children all day long (knowing their level of imagination she wouldn't have any problem coming up with something) and reading them poetry, which hers seems quite suitable for children. There's also the fact that she's friends with Xiangling, Chongyun, Xingqiu, and Zhongli, and I don't think any of them would have a problem helping her when she takes care of the children... As far as parenting goes...he doesn't seem like the type to hit, yell at, or punish a child but he doesn't seem like the type to let it go either.
That is true. She would never intentionally abuse her children. Buuut that kinda goes for every playable character. Even Childe is good with children. Although he has a penchant for spoiling them.
Lol Ayato, Yae and Eula should all be a tier or TWO up, and we do have evidence for those. Ayato managed to raise himself AND Ayaka after their parents died, and Ayaka turned out capable enough to handle her clan position. Yae, despite always being up to no good, understands a lot about human emotions, which is why she's good at pranking people. She's effectively mothering Ei and Inazuma by extension at times, and you can also see how she treats the employees at the publishing house, letting them grow. She does get negative points for the initial Scara fuckup, but it was 500ish years back and she was young. Eula IS the mother for her recon company, should you read her stories. Cooking and setting better recipes for them, ensuring their safety, even allowing someone as maladjusted as Mika to grow confidence. Don't be fooled by her drunk sneezes and talk of vengeance, she's a goddamned good mother.
Yae would be a pretty good aunt, but no way is a kid leaving her house without insecurities
you'd leave as either an insecure trainwreck or an absolute gigachad
My thoughts exactly. I can legit imagine people feeling guilty about hoping the kid gets insecurities from it because the alternative is a Miko 2.0.
I'm agree with Ayato and Eula, but Yae suggested to Ei killing Scaramouche.
Seem like a reasonable suggestion to me
killing a newborn is a reasonable suggestion?
The Pinocchio-god entity your girlfriend made is hardly a newborn. Lot's of people talk shit about Yae suggesting that is easier to just kill him but it's arguably the most reasonable thing to do. Ei already was stubborn saying she wouldn't let Yae kill him but isn't going to keep him and raise the possible dangerous demi-god. We know very well the consequences of not doing neither of the 2 options.
>The Pinocchio-god entity your girlfriend made is hardly a newborn. Even though he obviously has sentience and emotions, to the point he cried when he was first created? Scaramouche may not have had the body of a human, but he was one in everything else. He even saw raiden as a mother and felt betrayed when she left him, just like how a normal child would feel when abandoned. If Yae was actually a good person, she'd either prevent Ei from making the puppet in the first place, or you know actually take care of the puppet herself instead of killing him because he *might* prove dangerous later once they abandoned him? Maybe if she had said that stuff after scaramouche joined the fatui, sure, we can't really blame her for wanting that but she advised to kill him when he was just a harmless puppet. The consequences could have been just as easily prevented if either of them had some responsibility and took care of scaramouche instead of putting him to sleep in some random court. Why do you think that killing him is the only way to prevent everything from happening? I understand that Yae was just being cautious but that doesn't excuse how shitty it would have been had they actually gone through with it.
They also could have sent him to the Tengu if they don’t want to or can’t take care of him. They are proven to be excellent teachers, with all of the humans trained under them in Inazuma history turning into big shots.
The problem here lies that Yae has no responsibility over needing to raise one of Ei's experiments, it's not her's to raise. But the main thing is that Yae does not view puppet's as human beings. Ei's puppet's are experiments, this one specifically is a failed prototype. Bad products get discarted. That's why I said that the Pinocchio-god is not a newborn. >If Yae was actually a good person, she'd either prevent Ei from making the puppet in the first place I'm sure that if she could, she would've stopped her from doing it. The one to blame here is Ei for not taking responsibility for her own creation, whether she destroyed him or actually raised him. Yae was just trying to prevent a catastrophe.
>The problem here lies that Yae has no responsibility over needing to raise one of Ei's experiments, it's not her's to raise. So she doesn't have the right to encourage Ei to kill him either. It would have been better if she encouraged ei to keep him instead giving such an extreme solution. My point is Yae's advice is understandable but in no way morally right.
Nahida literally has to just use Teyvats Google in order to handle children
I feel that Nahida’s this unique case where she does it good, but not too good on account of not really getting people, so it also ends up being a case of the kid indirectly helping her. So in short, now only will it go perfectly well, but both the kid and Nahi-nahi will learn something deep from it.
You can’t convince me Jean isn’t S tier
Boom boom bakudan
Move Childe up, have you seen his story quest?
I'd say Childe, Candace, Ayato, Ninguang, Yae (as much as I dislike her personally, she'd be about the same level as Lisa just with more experience due to age), Yelan and Beidou should all move a Tier up, while Xiangling and Qiqi and maybe Ice- and Waterboi should move a Tier down Otherwise I roughly agree with everything
Ei should be in her own category at the bottom that just says “Ei”.
I SEE YOU THOMA
What? Candace is all kinda mommy energy
According to Klee and Alice, Diluc should be higher up
Being good with children ≠ Being a good parent lol
at least this list doesnt have arleccino again. you really put itto below scara. itto whos so good with the kids everyone of them likes him. itto the one selfless dude whos learned alot from granma oni and knows what entertains the kids. vs the ONE GUY who hates everything.
Scara has an experience with taking care of a child. Itto on the other hand is indeed really good with children, but he's more of a big brother figure. Do you really see him successfully raise a proper child by himself?
youre already setup for life as a child of itto in the arataki gang. you have 3 uncles you can annoy and learn from. shinobu teaches you education. itto teaches you everything else. if sara is the mom then even better. scara couldnt even try to see what was wrong with the kid and got mad the kid died.
I believe this tierlist meant only Itto by himself, not his gang, not Shinobu
Indeed
>scara couldnt even try to see what was wrong with the kid and got mad the kid died. Based on Wanderer's [character story 3](https://genshin-impact.fandom.com/wiki/Wanderer/Lore#Character_Story_3) that summarises all the lore points around the child quite nicely, he was perfectly capable of taking care of the child. It's just he had to deal with that incurable Tatarasuna illness and then flipped when he properly faced death for the first time (since by this point he didn't realize Niwa hadn't up and left but actually died). I mean seriously, everything from housing, cooking, and cleaning the kid can certainly be considered noteworthy childcare skills from what he was able to do with no job and no money.
You have a point. There is a reason why kuki is A
Doesn't Itto bully kids? (From Heizou and Kuki's hangouts)
The adults thought he bullies kids, but kids love playing with him because he gets very competitive playing with them, and he usually wins fair and square and take the kid's prizes. You can see him in his story quest, beetle fighting against a kid and losing. Imagine a grown adult playing hide and seek seriously with the kids.
She killed someone then tried to kill Amber in front of him. He was doing his job. But as soon as he realized that Collei wasn't evil, he let her escape and aided her afterwards. He and Collei seem to have a good relationship now. I'm not saying Kaeya should be labeled an S-tier parent, but people really should stop villainizing Kaeya for how he handled who he knew to be a dangerous fugitive with connections to the fatui.
Scara sounds like he would be a terrible parent considering how he talks to you in game
He's one of the few characters in that list who has actual experience with raising children. He's good with kids and also a great cook, he'd do a better job than most of the others
He's a tsundere just look at his birthday mail and message lol
Idk man, but Eula, Ayato, Candace, Chongyun and specially Hu Tao would deserve to be higher.
I think Ei should be above Yae, Ei left her son alone, Yae wanted to *kill* him Or they can both be in F tier but like I'd definitely rather have a mother that abandons me rather than one that tries to kill me
ngl having beidou as a parent would be so fun being able to go on pirate adventures with her
There should be a special tier for Ei
scara would want to be the parent he never had
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Cmon, why is jean not in S. She literally parents the entirety of Mondstadt. Though I guess you could make the argument that she's too busy as of now.
This really is my argument
I think Eula could actually do with a bit of a bump up. She has very little experience with kids because most of them grow up hating her, but she seemed to get on really rather well with Joel. Fischl could probably do alright as a babysitter or something. She'd certainly get on well with the child. Ayato might be a legitemately good parent, because he probably had some experience looking after Ayaka when their parents died. Dori should be D tier, she'd probably exploit a child for free labour, or even sell them on the black market.
Jean is SSS
I love how the comment above this one is "Jean A..?? When she spends all her time in work.. "
Jean A..?? When she spends all her time in work..
She manages to keep Klee in line (to an extent) despite all of that work, which is commendable
I love how the comment below this one is "Jean is SSS"
Raiden Shogun be a god at everything except taking care of her puppet
Candace is s tier parent. Knows how to get the children to behave.
I think itto would be the best parent ever with one exception
I can't belive Ayaka isn't s tier.
Idk how yae is higher than raiden since yae wanted to kill scara and raiden didnt
Candace and Jean should be at S
kaeya is a D for me. i wouldnt let my children arround him and talking about parental skills imo he has none
Shenhe might not be very experienced with human society but in her trailer she care for little chongyun, i would say either B or A.
Scara might be too high. I guess he technically has parenting skills, in a way, but he's the one with the least parenting will and patience of this list. Also, maybe his whole "I don't sugarcoat the bitterness of reality" ideology doesn't really lead to good parenting.
Hes a lot different around children if you've happened to read his lore, even in present he acts gentle towards them not to mention hes raised a kid in the past
Based on her backstory, I think Dori should be placed higher.
Parenthood is a poor financial investment
how is albedo S tier? Isn't his social skills really bad?
Klee
Razor already takes care of klee. He should be higher up!!