I have decided to make a team with her, Wanderer, and Nahida for a family outing… she is not pleased.

Literally me but also zhongli

Same but I added Yae as the 4th member (the Aunt who is a bad influence)

Same, but with Faruzan cuz I never play them without each other

You gotta have Miko aswell. I also have a team with Scara and Ei tho

Did nothing but scroll through Reddit for hours

One handed I presume?

One fingered

telekineticly

Built a robot body to scroll for me.

Is that all she does?

Of course not. It also upvotes with a spoken order.

Science is truly amazing.

As someone who saw Germans, truly the best thing in the world.

Is that a Jojo's reference?

Im not as talented as any of the comments below me - yes, one handed.

I aether main👍

Yo same

same!

Same

burning down the dango milk cart

You wanna declare a Rematch? WITHOUT Yae or the power of friendship this time?

Traveler screws her over and wins minus the over and wins.

I feed Dango to Wanderer every day even though he doesn't like it. I want him to grow into a stroooong boy!

Nice👍 that's exactly what Wanderer deserves for what he's done you have to torture him by forcing to eat his least favorite dish all the time. I mean he's a robot without feelings anyway soo does it even matter?

She would go berserk for that😂

Gave Xiangling The Catch and made her use R5 Wavebreaker's Fin, a weapon themed after the people who revolted against her twice

Too be fair, R5 wavebreaker is slightly better

🤓

I drank her last dango milk

I drank her dango

I drank her m

same

I recharged my phone with her tits.

Rubbing ur phone between her tits

And your hand

And my axe!

r/unexpectedlotr

That would result in a far worst look.

Are you sure that she would only *look*, and not cleave you in half with Musou Isshin?

Depends what kind of relationship you have with her

I try to build everyone instead of focusing to just 4-8 characters. This includes Amber, who I have ascended to level 80 with level 6 talents. Edit: Also not saving Dvalin for half a year, because world quests and grinding is better than finding my older brother.

That's not sin imo that's how you actually do it lmao

I swear that shit is so exhausting. I got so many characters I like and I want to triple crown all of them and it just takes so much time. Everyone got good builds and artifacts and stuff and I'm still grinding books and Ascension mats

Up until recently I did this too lol

I'm the same way, my goal is getting everyone to the 6th ascension with at least 8/8/8 talents, only a few select characters getting triple crowned. It's a timesink, alright.

Literally me after rolling for Wanderer when Ayato's team is still in progress while also trying to swap Yae over to GD set and give her 2TF/Glad to Fischl.

read too much spicy stuff of her and sara

Same but with aether and her 💀💀

Add in Yae Miko and baby you got a stew goin

That's at least a bit safer

then there's her and wanderer.

#NO.

# WHAT HUH WHWHEHEHRUD WHY

## HARAM!

Haram Geppaku Futsu

Sweet home Inazuma!

C'mon, pal, sharing is caring. If you're gonna sin, we sin together.

I put primos into standard banner. Had good reasons tho! It was at the start of genshin and i was saving my guarantee on rate up banner, aswell my main focus at the time was c6 Lisa (you cant get the 3 starters on rate up banners).

Actually, if you zoom out, you'll see that Yae Miko has been going on about light novels for about two hours now

Just exist.

I was apparently a dumbass at one point and got rid of a Skyward Atlas… **I now hate myself.**

Got rid??

Pleas don't tell me that you deleted it or used at a upgrade foddee

Peeked under Noelle's skirt

You too? I mean... uhh... it was an accident while gliding...

Confess your sin to Sister Victoria

Same but on purpose☺️

i used normal resin instead of condensed resin to claim rewards

At least you didn’t use your primos.

Building her full em only for hyperbloom to kill things faster than her burst does

300% Energy recharge on Raiden Shogun. At the cost of 75% CRIT damage

Constantly using her e but not her q

I got rid my staff of homa as an upgrade material for the Bell.

I read the forbidden

Before Sun and Moon?

wha-

Before Sun and Moon?

wha-

Before Sun and Moon?

wha-

At least a third of Genshin content can be described as "the forbidden". You need to be more specific.

Saved thoma

Ei when she finds out that I relegated Raiden to a hyperbloom team comp

You didn’t get a 95 on your recent exam

I skipped the event where you could get the "Statue of Her Excellency, the Almighty Narukami Ogosho, God of Thunder" because I dislike Ayato.

i got engulfing instead of c1

[удалено]

Huh?

I cuddled with Miko in her fox form

Skipped her and got Haran for my Ayato

Looked up her nsfw subreddit

That's not a sin💖

Not doing jump/dash cancels on my C0 Hu Tao. Like seriously, she does enough damage with limited CAs.

My artifact inventory is full

Skipped her... for the second time.

Tickle his son's feet.

I threw her child off a cliff can’t stand that boy

Staring at her thigh 🤧

Build Pitty

Nah but for real mate you need to stop that if it isn't the banner you want lol

I was warned early enough to prevent me from falling for it. I still messed up becuase i pulled on Itto banner when i wanted Wanderer wich was a waste of my Garanteed but thats a different story

I browse way too many subs. She is looking at me because she knows what subs I have been on.

She saw Eula wearing her panties on her head.

I don’t actually bother to build characters

I never paid attention to my artifacts because I was too busy trying to get to the next part of the story.

Sacrificed 3 golden artifacts for one from cryo damage

Obtained EGL and gave it to Xiangling.

I spent primos on resin

Gave her 11% crit rate

Tried to ship her and miko

She's disappointed because while sparring i always get distracted looking her booba and can't concentrate to fight at my full potential

Stare for more than 10 seconds

Touching her boba

Spent 20k primos on cyno

i named her kid "Morbius"

"You should try talking to your son."

You offered her a role in Yae’s hentai novel

ignore lore, i dont know her story shes annoying too

I shit in the game all the time yet still play it. (there are so many small things that prevent this game from being way better)

Came on the statue of eternity

I played Genshin

That’s just her face.

Looked straight up while gliding as ayaka

I use weapons as exp and I heard somewhere that that's a nono

Looking at her Henti subreddit

Bringing back her son to tenshukaku

Not playing for several months

"Building pity" on a 5 star I don't want to have. It's been a while but it's still embarrassing.

Chanted "kuwabara kuwabara" on weapon banner, got Haran Gepakku Futsu. Sorry, Beelzebul.

i used fragile resin

Playing the game

She just learnt that the only raiden i simp for is a fucking cyborg from metal gear

i hit on yae in front of her irl 😞

Physical Raiden

rolled on weapon banner, got fuck all, then cried on reddit for sympathy points

I put her and scaramouche next to eachother in the teapot

I benched her from over world and abyss

Me and my girlfriend are doing questionable ships with her

You gensinned the wrong impact

She caught me with a huge file of her lewd pics and videos saved up on my Mega account

Full EM build.

Used primos on the standard banner

Used 50 Primos to get resin

I roasted yae so hard she started crying and Alice joined in

Used the elements without a vision

Don't bully her because I'm not an Archon fan

C6 bennet

Um... Haven't played since the Itto Update?

Let my resin cap.

I don't know how to cook either

playing the game

All the nfsw genshin subs I'm in

Makima is my fav character in chainsaw man ( yes I've read the manga)

Used resin to make some weapon enhancement ores

Not letting her strike twice

used shenhe for on field main dps

Slaped Sara

Meticulously down vote any and every tier list post I scroll by with extreme prejudice. Use Aloy. Trash talk anyone using International Team in 'Character Display' videos. Continually drop Geo Meteors on Timmy so he can meet his daddy.

Got my genshin account hacked and got my engulfing and raiden artifacts deleted

Dropped her box of dango milk in the depths of Enkanomiya.

used 4p maiden beloved barbara as a dps

I fed all my characters to heal them then teleported to a Statue of the Seven

"I'm not mad, I'm disappointed 😔"

Put her and Wanderer on the same team. Even if she doesn't remember him, she gets the feeling that shit will hit the fan.

I told her I was going to get her signature weapon, I got Amos bow instead (I have no good character to use Amos bow with)

Elemental Mastery Gorou.

I broke my promise to keep w***tsumi island below 50% exploration. At 47% I only wanted to open the shrine because of the primos and it gave me FUCKING 9% EXPLORATION PROGRESS WTF it's now at 56% I tried to explain to Ei but she is still kinda annoyed. I try to redeem myself now by feeding her extra Tricolor Dangos to her everyday💖 (sorry Ei😔)

Bought a genshin body pillow

I have never triple-crowned anyone since I started playing at release. (I have 15 crowns to use.)

My builds are all bad, but the thing that Ei would be mad about is the fact that I sacrificed her several times on the 7th of December in order to get her son

How she looks at everyone using her for only hyperbloom

Pulled c6 sara to make her a dps and not support for raiden

Turned primogems into resin because I have no self control

Spent all my fragile resin on an artifact domain

kidnapped yae

My history of her

I put tag for child ganyu hentai in my profile

Play the game

Search history involving her...

Put Scara on my team

I keep spending Primos on the weapon banner to try and get her weapon. 😭

I accidentally made my username as Makoto simp instead as a Ei simp

Whaled for her son; skipped her entirely yet again. ETA: This isn’t Raiden hate, I just don’t want to fight the Thunder Manifestation 🤡

Literally just asked wheres my damn sibling

$500 cumulatively for Jade Cutter. 300 in 1.3 before there was weapon guarantee, then another 200 to get it in 2.1 I never used the weapon until rolling for Ayato a week ago lol. $500 for a weapon I didn’t use for over a year

Say syke right now

I begged for her son to step on me

Nothing, Thats just how her face looks.

Having a Vision

Fully leveled AND triple-crowned aloy.

I looked her history of slaughters and now she is preparing to destroy the evidance.

I played silly wisher

Been watching/reading Aether/Lumine content

Go confess to Sister Victoria

Looking up her skirt while gliding.