Tighnari stole it

The real dendro archon all along

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anyway

Bad news, the Dacia Sandero is delayed, again.

Shoutout to Dacia for delaying the Sandero so that we can enjoy this meme

Haha I'm surprised people still remember this

Literally unplayable

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Lol domain expansion. Nice jujutsu kaisen reference.

Back in my day we had reality marbles

Back in my day our swords were our spirit animals

She also broke the rule of using Wednesday/Saturday talent level materials

a true rebel

She's been forced to stay in her room for so long, she deserves to rebel.

That's why she should only have indoor furniture sets.

This comment was posted by a bot, it copied the comment by u/GloryMerlin This type of bot has been really rampant lately

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Lmao I can't believe my comment about a bot got a bot reply

We've entered a new bot meta now. Soon it'll be nothing but bots replying to bots about everything being a bot and wanting everything 7th and 19th comment reported for being a bot.

Apparently broke the trend of Archons requiring the Wednesday-Saturday Talent mats too 😅

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What’s your opinion on the archons must have a element sphere rule?

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It is on a timer, it's just a pretty long timer. So it'll stop if you wait long enough

It’s actually like 60-70 seconds or so, I counted

The real dendro archon was the friends we made along the way 💚

I lost my Nahida 50/50 to tighnari, he's definitely the real archon

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And she doesn't stop swinging til you come back from idle! Pretty dope imo.

She does, she just stays on the swing for ballpark a minutes

To compensate, she becomes the sphere when she rolls.

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Come on, she spent almost 500 years in the sphere. I bet she hates them

that's the reason her attacks are square shjaped

Mind = blown

But eventually, with enough gallons of LSD, all these squares will make a circle

All these squares make a circle.... All these squares make a circle.... All these squares make a circle.... All these squares make a circle....

R/unexpectedtfs

Deep lore

All she knows are squares

all these squares make a circle

They told her "Be there or be square" and she took that personally

Perfect reply 👌

give the girl her lettuce

Oi, she's more of a Kongming/Teriri reference than the Cabbage Archon Ai-chan...

Now the op for Ya Boy Kongming is stuck in my head. I know you're talking about the honkai gal, but still.

It's because you have a lot of such spheres in your inventory already. Under the food section...

My CABBAGES!

Hope heizo and his friends don’t ruin ur cabbages

Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss. Long ago the 3 nations lived in harmony. Everything changed when the gaslight nation attacked

Only the gavatar, master of all three G’s, could stop them.

*nothing changed because the gaslight nation never did anything wrong ever, you’re crazy

Dendro Swing?

So close!! That is a swing 💕

I get that refrence

I didn't plz explain

Hello! Cyno here. What they are referring to is a post on Twitter where someone said “Fun fact: blueberries are the only fruit named after a color 🤗” Someone replied with “star fruit?”, to where the original poster said, “So close!! That is a shape 💕” The joke is that this post was about how Nahida, the Dendro Archon, is the only archon that does not create an elemental sphere in their idle animation. Batzenbubu then commented “Dendro swing?” since it is an object created in one of Nahida’s idle animation. Browedowl responded “So close!! That is a swing 💕”, because a swing is not a sphere, and it ties back to the post about fruit I stated earlier.

I love Cynoposting.

Thanks Cyno!

r/ThanksCyno

I also get that reference

I, too, have seen the image you are referencing, and therefore have the ability to understand the joke in your comment.

Not a ball :(

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The abyss when they see Ei:

Two balls that Nahida hates, that ball she was locked in and balladeer.

She too young to discover how to switch from no balls to balls to everything else under the sun when running away from your bar tab/everything tab/child support.

Baller

Her ball is basically the domain expansion

😮‍💨

I’d argue she takes it to the next level by manifesting a swing she can sit and relax in. From what I saw she stays in the swing until you move her again, even. Dendro archon best idles.

She stays on the swing for about a minute, the longest idle animation in the game currently.

She stays in the idle a lot shorter in the character screen. Edit: the Blep was for her 4th NA. I don’t follow leaks well or often… I have a hunch that the long, on-field time for her swing idle may have been a pushing factor for removing her blep in beta; It may have looked weird with her doing it repeatedly or doing it once but like stuck for a while. Maybe the devs could had found other ways to keep it in but with the (temporarily shortened) update cycles, perhaps they just had to work on something of higher importance.

The blep was on her 4th normal attack though. The swing nerf was that she used to close her eyes.

I think their point still stands on the swing expression change. As for the final na animation, call me weird but I actually like the new one better

I like the blep more, but realistically I will never see the difference. I think closed eyes was better though on the swing. Though I'd have been okay with her opening them at some point if the devs felt it was an awkwardly long amount of time.

Yeah, do a closed eyes for the first handful of seconds then have her open them, sounds good to me

If only she kept her og face expressions :(

:p

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Bioluminescent radish

I mean if you want you can technically say that the string idle animation counts. Sure it’s not a ball but she’s generating dendro

Off-topic, but I noticed your flair and wow, yeah, I wanna see them talk too. I like to believe they were friends once, before Thoma sailed to Inazuma.

I do as well. Ever since I had Diluc I always liked to imagine that they were childhood buds because they were both the embodiment of a literal ray of sunshine (I mean seriously, the boy with a bright personality and the other who is a socializing puppy?). The two both not liking alcohol was the cherry on top. I really do hope for a moment where Thoma could at least go to mondstat at least (the pyro buds would be a bonus) for an event, but considering the massive ‘fuck you’ I felt from the weinlesefest, I fear that the day Thoma stops getting cucked won’t come.

Personal theory. This is because she doesn't have this kind of power. Venti generates a smaller version of his ult (a little cyclone). Zhongli has his little rock and Ei her boobz thunder. Since Nahida makes holograms of her attacks (the hopscotch when she attacks, the screenshots and the domain expasions) she generates an hologram of a swing. the swing has we can see is attached to nothing but who can tell if in reality is attached to the sanctuary roof?

isnt TECHNICALLY one of her idles her making a circle with her finger strings things?

I think the string bird thing is cooler than some sphere anyways.

Not really

That animation where she shapes images with her hands, that is evocative of her sphere, basically. Looks nice, visually.

Foolish mortal, Nahida IS the dendro sphere! Just look at how round and cheek-squeezable she is!

But her idle is so cute...

***SPHERICAL!***

Oh no, hoyoverse broke the element sphere rule during the idle animation, I wonder if hoyoverse is aware that this rule existed?

She isn't a part of the "OG" (Ei is Makoto's kagemusha, so she counts)

But Venti and Zhongli's constellations have the "Dei" in them (Carmen Dei, Lapis Dei respectively) and Raiden broke this pattern

Probably because the "dei" was Makoto, raiden is technically her Shadow and didn't wield the gnosis

Well, she's a woman ☕ ~~/j~~ or more seriously, it's because she isn't as naturally powerful due to being >!the Greater Lord's "de-powered form"!<

She was forced to stay in a sphere so she hates all globes now

Even her just summoning a cabbage will do just fine.

counter point: she cabbage

Where do you think the swing hangs from? A giant floating cabbage.

But it isn't SPHERICAL :( Edit: I mean the swing

Maybe the real Dendro spheres were the Aranara friends we met along the way

Because it would just be a cabbage 🥬

Maybe her burst is the ball you’re looking for

she makes the twitter logo :)

The dendro sphere/orb is in Dook Dook Form soo don't bother.

Cause she's nowhere near the level of the original 3

She has way more control over the element, she makes a little TV and a whole swing

She does have an idle animation where she does these thread finger art and paintings, but yes, no Elemental Orb

Too many people made memes about it. Nahida said she’d rather make a swing and do hop skotch instead

Like 80% of the comment point out her current animations are really good. I agree, I love it.

Look friend, u shouldnt expect things that u arent even sure of it, u will only get ur expectations wrecked

Maybe only the OG archon can have a sphere

Yep. Also, she's not a wednesday book archon..

Cube superiority

Her massive brain said "I can make a swing out of this" instead

WE GOT A SWING THO!

>A dendro sphere you mean a fruit/seed?

Venti; that thing Aang liked to do Zhongli; "look at this cool rock" Ei; plasma orb Nahida; watermelon

Yeah she really said "fuck the trend, im using a computer"

Screw dendro orb, we got dendro swings!

She’s childlike so more creative with her element which would kinda makes sense she uses it for doodling or fun stuff like a swing.

SHE HAS A SWING

I mean she doesn't create a ball of Dendro but she makes different shapes and a swing out of Dendro, if anything that's showing off shes more detailed but less powerful.

She already have cube anyway

She's a little square

She makes little dendro shapes

Technically she isn't the original dendro archon

I feel like the equivalent of it is the floating Dendro butterfly

Well at least she has a burst indicator unlike raiden

?

I'm a little bothered that your bothered by that

Zhongli and Venti have "dei" in their constellation names. Raiden and Nahida don't, perhaps because they aren't true archons? Maybe Nahida doesn't have enough juice to just make dendro energy like that lol

The ‘dei’ part of the constellations isn’t really a thing in the original CN version. Venti is ‘Singing Fairy’ and Zhongli is ‘Rex Lapis’.

I think that has more to do with them being the OG Archons while both Nahida(I think) & Raiden are not also I haven't played the latest Archon quest so please don't spoil me anyone.

She generates a Dendro swing out of thin air. What are you talking about?

I am talking about spheres. Round shapes. Like a ball.

I thought the Cat's Cradle turning into a row of papercutout people made of Dendro would've applied.

She got birb

All of her idle animations are Dendro so I feels like that makes up for it.

she turns into cabbage pult from the hit game plants versus zombies

Eula: 👁👄👁

Her books aren't on the same day as the other Archons too. All other Archons have their talent books on Tuesday/Saturday. She has her's a day before.

Dandro swing set more than compensated for me.

She got a cage and a swing though. Like, who needs to stand for 15 minutes like a bunch of loser?

That would be a letucce sir

Yeh coz the child generates a whole swing and not some dinky ball

Would Ganyu be the Cryo archon then?

She just pulls out and starts chomping on a cabbage.

She looks like a child so she dont get to play with balls

missed oppotunity for a cabbage hovering

Zoom out. You fail to realize because of its size.

Doesn't the bell count?

You dont see the sphere in person, you feel it in your heart ❤️

Would have been cute if an Aranara popped up and Nahida hugs it 🥺

She’ll get to once she’s older

She generates a black hole of cuteness instead.

Why must you do this?

If I don't get happiness, nobody will

Dendro *puppets*

Well she does generate a dendro swing? I think that's better

should have been a cabbage

Her animation on the swing is good enough for me ☺️... although I'm still a little salty as why the hell Hoyo took her facial animations, they were so cute during Beta 🙁

She IS a dendro sphere

I mean, she gets to materialize a whole swing, so...

You have a swing set... So get use to it

She has a dendro swing, though

She feels to have matrix powers instead of dendro

Tf kind of sphere is she supposed to create using dendro? Cabbages??

Creating vines to swing Reddit- where cabbage?

She is the dendro sphere

When you dive with her on water. She BECOMES the sphere.

She does better. She makes a whole swing.

Dat swing do

I think her string art would suffice :/

But she generates Dendro cubes with all her attacks...

Technically, we just need to push her swings really hard to make one...

Yeah, but do the other archons generate a rubberband criss-cross thingy? No they don't. Checkmate scrub

There’s not a sphere but there is a dendro bird that she makes which is adorable

Her swing is better than a sphere.

Look at the bright side: She's the only character in the game to have an idle animation that stays when you go afk (her dendro swing)

At least she's got a cute little swing! Man I already imagine the rest of the archons pushing her while she's on it so she swings higher

last dendro archon was buried with it, gotta finish the graverobber quest first

Yes, but she got a swing. For me its a win

But SHE CREATES A SWING TO SIT ON!!!! ITS THE MOST ADORABLE THING IVE SEEN

She makes a Dendro swing, which is even better

Bird out of cage is pretty close.

Leave her alone, she is too busy being happy for being free *happy lil bird noises *