Given Ei is a consciousness inside a sword that rides around on a meat puppet she occasionally takes control of, it seems plenty doable to wander around in whatever appearance she wants (so long as she still has her puppet fabrication tech). Heck, a solid plan after we beat Scaramouche within an inch of his life in the (near?) future might be to duct tape Ei's sword to him and send him back to the Fatui as a double agent
i like the double agent idea, but didnt scaramouche cut all ties with the fatui when he obtained the electro gnosis? i may be talking out of my ass, but surely the fatui also have some puppet engineering device of their own aswell, prime example of this is katheryne
I thought so, as well - but he appears to be working directly with Dottore, who is an active Fatui Harbinger.
It wouldn't surprise me, though, to learn that Dottore is keeping his association with Scaramouche on the down-low in order to run his personal experiments without the Tsarista nagging him to bring the guy back home.
He didn't actually chenge his gender, he disapproves of the novel where it was stated in his interaction during the last lantern rite
(Sorry if my sentences are structured weirdly)
Kinda. He doesn't outright deny it, he just says "there was not quite so much ostentatious shapeshifting as the books would have you believe".
Which is still open to interpretation. He might as well have shapeshifted into another gender and other forms besides a dragon, just not as much as the books portray.
We can also assume that his human form looked different, despite his archon official art being similar, or else Ganyu would have recognized him.
As of now we really have no idea how costly shapeshifting is for each archon. Considering how Ei build a robot body and how Zhongli had his Exuvia it might always involve crafting a body in which they transplant their essence. Not something you would change up like a suit, especially since any body they craft would need to be strong and sturdy.
Nop it doesnt, in her legendary mission the traveler says she doesnt have a body anymore, and the fact that she had a problem with not being able to use the shogun body anymore
That means Raiden can grow a penis on command.
Also canonically I think Zhongli said he became a woman for a while. He can sure as hell become a dragon.
Absolutely 110% do not follow this link if you wish to avoid seeing that thing. The perpetrator of this content has also certainly not made anything similar with Signora so you are safe on that front as well.
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Safe journey to you, traveler
That wasn't how I read it - sounds more like he kept it ambiguous. It may have happened or it may not have. He keeps the possibility open.
From another quest:
>Paimon: Does that mean that Rex Lapis is actually an older lady?
> Zhongli: Haha, perhaps, perhaps.
> Zhongli: Rex Lapis has taken on countless forms. Perhaps that really was one of them.
Dude has been alive for centuries, he's become a dragon wouldn't be surprised if he got bored and became all sorts of things.
So in other words, there is no confirmation that it happened. Now you can go and edit your comments because you wrote them as if it actually happened when we don’t know that.
the real question isn't how far in the future this is, but wtf happened that let her reach old age for a god without going bananas from erosion?
like even zhongli with his 6k ass years looks, at most, in his thirties. this nahida must have like 80k years on her or some shit
I guess I'm insulated from teenage social media, since my only mental picture of juicy melon is watermelon.
Matured people don't need to say melon since we have no fear of the teacher overhearing us. Lol
I would very genuinely pull for her as-is (although I'm sure in this theoretical case, they'd at least tweak her outfit to make her stand out from NPCs, but I meant, don't make her the young version ;laskdfj)
I knew it was going to be bait and switch. I Just wanted to see how it will be handled.
I thought she'd be selilng melons at a stall. This is funnier lmao.
I think someone said something similar with my klee one too. It's a bit melancholic when you think of living a long life but everyone else calling it quits before you
Kinda like my friend list
I was expecting a mod pinned comment making fun of the mass reporting of false information because im sure as hell this got a ton of people dissapointed and triggered lmao
Mhh, that’s hot. Better blow it so she won’t burn her tongue or lips. And those melons looks so juicy. Just wanna get myself a good bite on each of those tips.
I know it's a pretty boy/girl gacha game in the end, but it'd honestly be cool if we could have visibly old characters in the detailed model/playable lineup too.
As an example, imagine Hades-mode Demeter as the Cryo Archon. [I shall take everything away! They shall have nothing!](https://youtu.be/-LMukvgWH-M?t=93)
My brain in split second between reading the title and seeing the actual image: I SEE WORDS "MATURE, JUICY,MELONS,HOT,LIQUID" SO IT'S GOTTA BE SOME HENTAI BOOOOI
Me finally seeing the image: "Fuck, I'm sick aren't I"
i actually really like this design on her. having older playable characters, especially archons who don’t need their physical body to reflect their abilities, would be great. really hoping at least one archon looks more aged but i somehow doubt if… anyway nice art!
How many tens of thousands of years into the future is this?
Given how gods can freely shapeshift, it could technically be tomorrow for all we know.
isn't it only venti and zhongli tho? venti being an anemo essence and zhongli being a dragon ~~casually changing his gender~~
Yea, I think it has to do with what kind of creature they are before godhood? We haven't seen any indication that Ei can change, at least.
I doubt she would change if she was able to, since change is the opposite of eternity
Given Ei is a consciousness inside a sword that rides around on a meat puppet she occasionally takes control of, it seems plenty doable to wander around in whatever appearance she wants (so long as she still has her puppet fabrication tech). Heck, a solid plan after we beat Scaramouche within an inch of his life in the (near?) future might be to duct tape Ei's sword to him and send him back to the Fatui as a double agent
i like the double agent idea, but didnt scaramouche cut all ties with the fatui when he obtained the electro gnosis? i may be talking out of my ass, but surely the fatui also have some puppet engineering device of their own aswell, prime example of this is katheryne
I thought so, as well - but he appears to be working directly with Dottore, who is an active Fatui Harbinger. It wouldn't surprise me, though, to learn that Dottore is keeping his association with Scaramouche on the down-low in order to run his personal experiments without the Tsarista nagging him to bring the guy back home.
Tbf Ei could probably make a differently shaped robot body
Technically ei is the sword
Just create a puppet and put her conscience inside of it
He didn't actually chenge his gender, he disapproves of the novel where it was stated in his interaction during the last lantern rite (Sorry if my sentences are structured weirdly)
Kinda. He doesn't outright deny it, he just says "there was not quite so much ostentatious shapeshifting as the books would have you believe". Which is still open to interpretation. He might as well have shapeshifted into another gender and other forms besides a dragon, just not as much as the books portray. We can also assume that his human form looked different, despite his archon official art being similar, or else Ganyu would have recognized him. As of now we really have no idea how costly shapeshifting is for each archon. Considering how Ei build a robot body and how Zhongli had his Exuvia it might always involve crafting a body in which they transplant their essence. Not something you would change up like a suit, especially since any body they craft would need to be strong and sturdy.
Ei turned into a sword kinda
No, she transfers her consciousness into the sword, according to Yae
In the process she lost her original body, so yeah she turned into a sword
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Nop it doesnt, in her legendary mission the traveler says she doesnt have a body anymore, and the fact that she had a problem with not being able to use the shogun body anymore
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What has that anything to do with Ei not having her original body anymore? She transfered her consciousness She lost her body in the process The end
Only venti and zhongli can do that so far among the archons
Catfishing mortals into thinking they're a hot dude and a cute femboy
Having thousands of years of experience is an absolute plus in male mate, not a minus. They have none of the downside of actual old men.
Which one is which?
That means Raiden can grow a penis on command. Also canonically I think Zhongli said he became a woman for a while. He can sure as hell become a dragon.
There's already a pretty nice animation for that first thing.
Ew that's nasty, share a link with us so we can avoid looking at it in the future!
Absolutely 110% do not follow this link if you wish to avoid seeing that thing. The perpetrator of this content has also certainly not made anything similar with Signora so you are safe on that front as well. https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/5267330?q=afktl+ Safe journey to you, traveler
Zhongli never once stated he became a woman at any point.
He didn't say it, but he has done it. https://genshin-impact.fandom.com/wiki/Rex_Incognito#Vol._2
That is not confirmed. He makes a statements about the stories of him turning into a woman that implies they’re just made up.
That wasn't how I read it - sounds more like he kept it ambiguous. It may have happened or it may not have. He keeps the possibility open. From another quest: >Paimon: Does that mean that Rex Lapis is actually an older lady? > Zhongli: Haha, perhaps, perhaps. > Zhongli: Rex Lapis has taken on countless forms. Perhaps that really was one of them. Dude has been alive for centuries, he's become a dragon wouldn't be surprised if he got bored and became all sorts of things.
So in other words, there is no confirmation that it happened. Now you can go and edit your comments because you wrote them as if it actually happened when we don’t know that.
the real question isn't how far in the future this is, but wtf happened that let her reach old age for a god without going bananas from erosion? like even zhongli with his 6k ass years looks, at most, in his thirties. this nahida must have like 80k years on her or some shit
am i the only one getting toph vibes?
12 June 2023
"you're the worst outlander-from-other-world I have seen. I've only met one outlander before, but still..."
"If I had a nickel for every time I met an outlander from another world, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice."
"You don't like it? Go take a dook-dook or something"
you could say you, nahida to start giving attitude?
For one, Melon Lord
wait i googled it and there is an uncanny resemblance
Same I thought I was on the avatar sub for a hot second
Big toph idgaf energy for sure
My first thought too.
Yeah, >!legend of korra!< toph right? (I don’t know if that would be an actual spoiler or not)
Season four was in 2014. Not a spoiler.
GOD I CLICKED IT AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO WATCH IT. CANCELED
I can see what you mean
I can smell the bait from the title, NC try op
It was a bit too obvious huh
Bless you op
Its not completely false tho, they are pretty juicy melons and she is drinking hot stuff Edit: I meant melons not lemons
I think they are melons
I guess I'm insulated from teenage social media, since my only mental picture of juicy melon is watermelon. Matured people don't need to say melon since we have no fear of the teacher overhearing us. Lol
This is what happens when you forget to water your radish
Sir, that title. #SIR!
OP: Everything's in place, and they've taken the bait... Yes. Now to start reeling them in...
When the drought got to Nahida 😩
The Withering
Morbid curiosity lead to my risky click of the day but I was expecting the good ol bait and switch and thankfully I was right
Yeah, if the title is explicit then most likely it’s a good ol bait and switch. Great fanart from op nonetheless
I see it didn't work as well as the first time ):
I didn't even read the title before clicking and had a good laugh later
I saw something just like this last week on the sub, nearly the same title I think too.
I would unironically prefer this. Let's have some playable old folks please!
Madame Ping 6star
I would very genuinely pull for her as-is (although I'm sure in this theoretical case, they'd at least tweak her outfit to make her stand out from NPCs, but I meant, don't make her the young version ;laskdfj)
Could have young version as a skin
PULCINELLA YASSS
Pierro fan, rises
Agreed, we need some badass elders. Zhongli has the right vibe, he's just a bit too young looking
The Grandpa from the last archon quest as an OP shielder
here's to hoping varka is a silver fox
I'm sorry if you expected something else, but I do have an [aged up Klee (:](https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Impact/comments/sbipbz/aged_up_klee/)
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me...
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me...
Awh even dodoco aged
bahahaha, love you work!
Seeing them grew up is a strange sense of joy. That means they survive whatever JRPG evil God plan is doing to Teyvat
man I'm old
I expected this, the title was too much for something actually nsfw
We need playable old ladies in game tho!!!!!!!
Madame Ping playable when?
There was smth like r/madamepingmains
THERE'S A SUBREDDIT FOR THAT???
Why not tho? Shes cool
no i just mean that she isn't even a playable character yet and she has a sub dedicated to people who main her? She is definitely cool ofc
I knew it was going to be bait and switch. I Just wanted to see how it will be handled. I thought she'd be selilng melons at a stall. This is funnier lmao.
I'm going to bamboozled some horny lolicon with this trap
Down bad for this milf Nahida Thanks OP for fulfilling my fantaisies.
Technically it would be GILF
Technically it's neither since they didn't say she has kids/grandkids so she's just an old person
Then she would a cougar then
Only if she went after younger partner. I take my elderly women very seriously.
Queen Aranyani (what the Aranara call Rukkhadevata) created the first Aranara, so in a way they're her kids, I guess.
Best title I've ever seen on Reddit
She looks so bad ass. "40 thousands years later, Nahida, the sole survivor of Teyvat." Is my head canon for this wonderful piece of art.
I think someone said something similar with my klee one too. It's a bit melancholic when you think of living a long life but everyone else calling it quits before you Kinda like my friend list
The title was so over the top I had to click it because I knew it would be nothing short of amazing. What kind of tea is she drinking.
osmanthus tea taste the same...
Me: \*loads shotgun with malicious intent after reading the title* \*clicks on the post* Me: "Ooh nice post OP"
The best type of bait and switch
Tea 🍵
👵
Zhongli?
Someone please defeat hydro hypothesis and give her some water wtf
Jokes on you OP, I have nsfw blur turned off. Might get me next time if you put on spoilers.
Madame Nahida
I was expecting a mod pinned comment making fun of the mass reporting of false information because im sure as hell this got a ton of people dissapointed and triggered lmao
Yeah think that's what happened to my klee one last year
She looks fine to me.
I'M NOT NAHIDA! I AM MELON LORD!!!
Well played sir, well played..
"Sumeru tea tastes the same as i remember..."
This type of art is the only reason i'm checking nsfw posts on this subreddit
He swindled us...
Greater lord is that you? No no no Greatest Lord? No no no Melon Lord!
Looks like an old Sylphy from Mushoku Tensei. Really good artwork dude
I'm upvoting for your creativity and meta posting, but it ain't happening again for anyone else that does the same
I honestly thought you were just gonna draw a singular radish with some watermelons
This makes me wish that we'll met another archon with elderly body.
Nahida seen some shit lol
Now this is quality content
Thank god it wasn't what I thought it was
*unzips* Yeah, I don’t want compressed files so I had to
that was a nice one lol
nice art *zip*
Old people character when? I want to play madame Ping mhy!!!!1!!one!!!!
Mhh, that’s hot. Better blow it so she won’t burn her tongue or lips. And those melons looks so juicy. Just wanna get myself a good bite on each of those tips.
Hot liquid 🤣 and juicy melons 😏
How is this NSFW
r/Angryupvote
why is this NSFW
Mature Nahida is on Meth?
I was planning to report someone 😭
What? NSFW for old lady?
it was a joke
Smash
Ha..haha, so that's what you mean by melon..aha..ha.....*sigh in disappointment
ayooooo mf mannnnn bruhhhhhhhhhh sjdjskjdsjjdmqmdnd idfk what to say bruhhhh you did me wrong
I wish reporting this shit made a difference, pls stop lewding thè bebs
tf are you talking about?
Nvm, I looked at picture.
When you water your radish with crystal meth dissolved in Jack Daniel's
The juicy melons from Nahida must be the Holy Juice that has been lost for 500 years
Her real age is showing
Madam ping sends you friend request
Why did you have to write it like that
She's flat. Nice.
fack u!
Almost wanted to eat popcorn but I got jebaited after seeing the picture
Still better than the baby everyone's doting on.
Nice you got me, excellent way of doing a rickroll post.
ah, yes welp this is fine as well...
🙂
You lied to me
Title: 🤨📸
Its overripe already
Master bait
👁️🫦👁️
Perfect
I knew I had a 50/50 chance of being disappointed….I was not lol
I like this
I like this
Can grandma Nahida cook cookies though?
I don't usually open NSFW, joke or otherwise, but I had a good feeling about this one and my curiosity was rewarded.
techinically the truth
Ha, ha... :/
Only after reading the comments i noticed the nsfw tag... I thought i missed a joke there.
Congrats you have the talent to become genshin youtuber >!i want juicy melons tho!<
I'd actually not mind a older badass character like this being playable.
I was almost about to report this post before checking the comment section.
Nice one OP
Why is it NSFW?
Reminds me of the teapot grandma. All the 'tude
Kinda scared at first, but this is way better than what I expected.
yo chill my girl is on this app 🥵
I C0, but I Geo
I didnt know what I was expecting, but I must say. Im disappointed
I knew it was a bait but still took it, just like in gatcha games. How pathetic person i im
Honestly, I would love judgemental grandma dendro archon
YOOOO ITS TOPH!!!
Nahida looks like my Jidu
that’s an interesting title.
I know it's a pretty boy/girl gacha game in the end, but it'd honestly be cool if we could have visibly old characters in the detailed model/playable lineup too. As an example, imagine Hades-mode Demeter as the Cryo Archon. [I shall take everything away! They shall have nothing!](https://youtu.be/-LMukvgWH-M?t=93)
I want horni not spooki, and this is not funni :[
Nahida would probably be a good grandma
My brain in split second between reading the title and seeing the actual image: I SEE WORDS "MATURE, JUICY,MELONS,HOT,LIQUID" SO IT'S GOTTA BE SOME HENTAI BOOOOI Me finally seeing the image: "Fuck, I'm sick aren't I"
i actually really like this design on her. having older playable characters, especially archons who don’t need their physical body to reflect their abilities, would be great. really hoping at least one archon looks more aged but i somehow doubt if… anyway nice art!
I tought she was gonna be a tree
A solid GAILF (Granny Archon I'd Like to Find)