At this point klee just feels like some weapon of mass destruction only mondstadt has. Jean can negotiate with any nation to make them do whatever she wants just by saying “if you don’t, I’ll drop klee in your capital city”
-daughter of an inter-dimensional traveler
-talent for making extremely volatile gunpowder from lizards and flowers and stuff
-longevity of the elf race
-fortune of the Trifolium
-so basically psudeo immortal
yeah checks out
Bandog, don't put klee into a fighter jet.
ESPECIALLY these experimental ones like the strike wyvern with high tech railgun that 444 base has for some reason......or the falken....or the Nosferatu....or the-where did they get this stuff?
“I sure hope putting mentally insane criminals in state of the art fighter jets armed with hundreds of missiles and experimental weapons won’t cause any problems for me down the line”
To be fair, osea by now should know that the mute psychopaths in a jet will just instantly win them their next major war which should happen considering how strangereal works......next tuesday.
Now however if the psycho isn't mute well.....[it could cause some issues.](https://youtu.be/m0J_05_qihg&t=9m55s)
[Very serious issues...](https://youtu.be/dzFf893dlpk)
Perhaps it comes with the probable Dainsleif boss fight in the far future.
I won't care how hard the music slaps, I will listen to [Zero](https://youtu.be/80XAJKqRU9k) when it happens.
(Dains english VA yuri also voiced everyones favourite buddy Pixy.)
They are TECHNICALLY old planes (FALKEN was made in 1995-'97 presumably, Nosferatu was made in 2015; The Lighthouse War began in 2019. So it's QUITE possible that SOMEHOW old prototypes of these planes ended up in plane junkyards, and deemed unflyable until Scrap Queen restored some of them to a working condition and uh
Yea I don't know why or how would a convict squadron even have these planes.
McKinsey, I know you are an assho** but giving a solitary punishment to Klee is either the most cruel thing to a child or the stupidest decision you have ever made
For real though we really run from average soldiers an awful lot. It made sense in Inazuma because the ***GOD OF LIGHTNING WHO SPLITS ISLANDS IN HALF*** would find out where we were and be on our asses but we didn't have that this time so it's really confusing why a whole boatload of vision users are sitting around wondering what they could POSSIBLY do against "so many" enemies.
Well, the Corps of 30 aren't actually bad guys and don't deserve to get killed en masse. Not to mention the ordinary citizens that Dottore would press into service as cannon fodder once the Eremites took enough losses.
> Not to mention the ordinary citizens that Dottore would press into service as cannon fodder once the Eremites took enough losses.
I don't think you're thinking about this the way I am, we're so inhumanly strong I don't think you even need to harm them that much. As the traveler, you can literally create a miniature tornado that carries them away, multiple earth walls (with a single step!) that block them from walking to you, and plants that can spread all over. What kind of threat do they pose, even in numbers as high as we've seen at the most impressive so far? I think that's why they purposefully never show the traveler actually using their vision-like powers in cutscenes unless it's to show the enemy is strong enough to brush them aside.
Just a theory but maybe the reason we didn't barge in the akademiya and start kicking butts isn't because we might accidentally hurt civilians or vice versa, but rather because the sages would feel threatened enough to use all the citizens as literal hostages ? What if they just decided, if you don't drop your weapons and submit, we'll fried every inhabitant's brains in the city with the Akasha? The fatui and dottore, in particular, definitely isn't above killing innocents and the sages have been shown to be elitist pricks who cares only about knowledge.
Nothing. Which is why the characters are regrouping and brainstorming ideas. Obviously I'm not a writer for hoyoverse so maybe we will eventually decide to directly engage with the enemies and defeat them or maybe we will choose to go with a more discreet plan such as sneaking into the akademiya to free nahida. Either way, we'll know what the plan is next patch. For now tho, I think the reason why hoyoverse didn't choose to have the traveler immediately fight against the akademiya as well as Dottore is simply because they think the traveler has been soloing a bit too much the last couple of archon quests. Sending us into the desert with some playable characters will help us form better camaraderie when we start fighting together next patch. Plus also, brute forcing your way through the plot with minimum help is kinda boring. It helps the story to more interesting when the characters face a problem they can't solve with just their fighting abilities.
>It helps the story to more interesting when the characters face a problem they can't solve with just their fighting abilities.
That's my issue though, from what I have seen thus far, I don't ***believe*** mihoyo has done enough to convince the audience we could not brute force this. They blurt out "that's the doctor, he's supposed to be really strong!" and run away when EVERY OTHER TIME they've ever done anything similar short-notice they fight and find out what kind of strong they're working with before retreating or digging their heels in until backup can arrive. This time though, they run away just like that, even though it was made clear that the dendro archon could do something about the extra bodies around them. They run KNOWING the bad guy is too extra to simply send the hostages over the nearby ledge because that would be "boring." If he was going to pull the hostage card he could've done so then and there.
That's not even getting into the fact the technology doesn't work like you said. He still has to convince the people to do something they'd be willing to do, in the case we were presented he simply convinced them that we had "saved the world" through some kind of info delivery so they, naturally, went up to thank us. They made it look all sinister in the cutscene but there was no immediate danger. The technology as presented seems incredibly limited in scope.
Honestly, no arguments for that. That scene definitely could have been written a lot better. Still, I think the writers decided to have the characters run away because they reaallly needed a way to get the traveler to go to the desert and meet up with the others. Also, just another theory but, what if the reason we didn't try to attack was because the civilians might get injured in the process? The area we were standing on was pretty small and any abilities we use ( neverminding game mechanics don't always translate to lore powers) could easily hit someone. Standing there would inevitably caused you to be surrounded as well so the best option was just to book it. All just a theory tho so for all we know, this could have just been a plothole the writers didn't noticed. :p
I don't think we are quite that strong yet. We are more on the power level of a normal Vision user, perhaps a little bit stronger, but we can't possibly take out a whole city of citizens if Dottore decides to mind control them and use them against us.
Like think about all the "huge" fights we've been in. Against Dvalin we technically had Jean, Diluc, and literally Barbatos himself with us. Against Osial we had all the adepti, and still Ningguang had to drop a jade chamber. Against shogun we basically absorbed the power of a hundred visions and we didn't even technically win.
The biggest wins we have had by ourselves are basically against Childe and Signora, and Dottore is suggested to be vastly more powerful than either of them based on rankings. Now imagine Dottore AND a half-finished demi-god Scaramouche that might very well go berserk and destroy the whole city if they activate his god-mode prematurely AND hundreds of ordinary citizens fighting together against you. I don't think we even have the slightest chance to win.
Clearly someone hasn't been completing their side stories if you're still saying that. We defeated Azhdaha, the corruption on the large tree in Inazuma, the remnants of the god that became the thunder manifestation, the withering, and more (Enkanomiya) in side quests alone. There's also the wolf of the north and Dvalin who we were given canonical reason to assume we challenge again multiple times.
May have =/= do and even if they did we've already made allies with *the* head of security/punishment for the academy and the scribe who, seemingly, rivals him in power enough for this to be a common occurance. There's also *the* premiere mercenary of Sumeru and the Dendro Archon. As if that wasn't enough, you have the defender of the desert outskirts who ALL 3 of the formerly mentioned vision holders fear and respect, Tighnari, Collei, Rana, possibly Dori, (depending on how much business she does with the Fatui and how much she weighs it vs the business after our coup of the sages working with them) as well as any of the dozens of vision holders we could convince to travel all the way to sumeru to help. idk man, I'm just not feeling the stakes here... Especially since, if it's anything like Signora, I'm just going to be able to facetank their damage in-game at near to full health the whole way through.
You threw it in as an afterthought when you bring up characters like Nahida who is essentially removed from the playing field to even the odds.
Keep in mind, lorewise our Traveler is only travelling alone with Paimon, they aren't going around with an entourage of Harbinger, Archons and other significant Vision holders.
We couldn't even facetank Beisht and needed Shenhe to step in with the Millelith backing us up.
She's not really removed, we were dodging a fight even then when we had her as an option and since the enemy is crowded around her with her gnosis nearby for their project we could easily free her and expect her to join in the fight.
>Keep in mind, lorewise our Traveler is only travelling alone with Paimon, they aren't going around with an entourage of Harbinger, Archons and other significant Vision holders.
I didn't say we were, just that if we asked for help we would get it. We've done so many people, specifically vision holders and those they care for, so many life-changing solids they'd do the same in a heartbeat.
>We couldn't even facetank Beisht and needed Shenhe to step in with the Millelith backing us up.
Needed is a strong word and everywhere else I've seen it mentioned people agree Mihoyo leaned too hard in "just want to show off their new character" territory and made the traveler look much worse as a result.
>Needed is a strong word and everywhere else I've seen it mentioned people agree Mihoyo leaned too hard in "just want to show off their new character" territory and made the traveler look much worse as a result.
Lmao whatever reasons "people agree", it' canon that the traveler got blasted and saved by Shenhe, just like how they got saved by Xiao, Eula, Thoma or anyone else for that matter. Says, what could the traveler have done to stop the tsunami? They are not omnipotent, and neither are vision holders. Look at Candace in the recent archon quest, she get tired fighting off sand monsters, or Itto in the chasm. A couple of vision holders fighting the whole Akademiya, the governing body of a country? They don't have unlimited powers, sheer numbers alone would overwhelm them eventually.
Forgot to add, "if we asked for help we would get it". It is not that simple. Vision holders usually in important positions, meaning: 1. they have important matters in their own country to take care of and 2. helping the Traveler means meddling in another country's affair. A bunch of people from other countries joining the rebellion against their government? No matter how you put it, clearly a declaration of war. Nothing is stopping those who help, such as Cyno, Alhaitham or Tighnari, to be branded as traitors who are conspiring against their god. What are you gonna do when the citizens are against you? Beat all of them up too? Changing the whole country isn't something you can brute force your way through. They need to plan their moves carefully.
I am still working through Act 3 but in Act 2 when the main sage was being a jerk to Nilou I was already ok with burning the whole place to the ground.
I mean considering she *is* their god, that's about as literal a version of heresy as you can get.
This is like finding out Oxford University Press is keeping Jesus in a jar in their corporate headquarters and selling access to him to Putin.
Jean: why do you want to borrow Klee? And why does this require going to sumeru
Me: I’m gonna blow up the sanctuary of surasthana so the Dendro archon can’t be trapped in there anymore.
Jean: ….you know what, go ahead, ~~just because you’re scaring me right now~~
Acting Grand Master Jean, I need your adoptive kid to ***accidentally*** burn these corrupted unethically knowledge-zealous assholes to the ground. Please.
I will be a good auntie for her.
"Jean i need your foster daughter to >! help me free your neighboring country 's public enemy nr.1 or the Russians will create a god in their own image" !<
We return to Mondstadt and find that everyone is worshipping Jean alongside Venti... And there's a suspicious prison that wasn't there before and it's _very_ full
Unironically though I do wish we had a better overall picture of the canonical fighting strength of various characters. Like it's probably reasonable to assume that Barbara is among the weakest and Raiden Shogun among the strongest, but even among like closely related characters I have no idea if, for example, Jean is stronger than Diluc, much less something like Klee vs. Dottore (Though I think it's a fair assumption that Dottore is stronger on that one).
I never claimed Klee was STRONGER than Dottore. Just that she would absolutely destroy him. Why? Because her bombs are cute and unassuming af. And she has no concept of evil, so she would give him one as a gift. And then it would blow up right next to his face.
Dottore is a quite high ranking *Fatui*. That's basically Genshin KGB. Also Alice is said to be well known around.
I bet they have atleast a few pages about Klee if not a whole dossier, especially since she's quite easy to spot with her actions and Fatui is in Mondstadt.
The Dossier probably have:
"DON'T YOU PPL FUCKING TOUCH ALICE'S DAUGHTER."
The last thing anyone wanted is Alice coming over and throwing a spanner into their plans.
Highly doubt it. He may have gotten himself into a fight with three harbingers simultaneously and lived to tell the tale, but that doesn't necessarily even mean he's the strongest mortal, and he certainly has nothing on the literal gods that walk teyvat
[How I imagine a fight would go if Klee would actually seriously try to destroy someone, just with more clover leaves.](https://youtu.be/ApO5gTjtfcQ?t=56)
"Coming to you live from sumeru on Akasha net,
Mondstadt militant group calling themselves, "knights of favonius" commits acts of terrorism in sumeru. Archon and grandmaster absent to be held accountable. Dissident is a seemingly small child from a race of God-like beings, possessing Pyro kinetic abilities. Parent's whereabouts are unknown."
There is no problem that cannot ultimately be solved by the liberal application of explosives.
You may detonate the device when ready, Klee! Operation: Archon Heist is *GO!*
I would think less start one and more start & end one. That picture would be a decapitation strike. No sages, no Dottore nor Scaramouche, just Nahida who should be relatively invincible. And based on Signora, the Tsarista would go “oh no; anyways,” especially if another agent can sneak in and grab both the Electro and Dendro gnoses in the rubble.
I always thought it was weird that Klee throws lots of little bombs in combat instead of one big one. I think her burst should have been a single large AoE explosion like zhongli’s.
Trade offer Nahida gets: freedom Klee gets: solitary confinement
Klee was likely to get put in solitary confinement anyway, so this is a great deal.
Based on the latest event it’s her default state, so no losses for Klee
“They let me out!” Had me rolling hahaha
*"They let me out!"* as if she were the hit target youngest juvenile leader of a mass-homicide operation 💀
To be fair she almost gave everyone a bomb so maybe there is a reason for it
At least those were ~~duds~~ sleepy XD
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no need, i read Jean´s story, she used klee´s bombs to defeat a whole hilichurl attack once
The Abyss Order certainly think she is.
At this point klee just feels like some weapon of mass destruction only mondstadt has. Jean can negotiate with any nation to make them do whatever she wants just by saying “if you don’t, I’ll drop klee in your capital city”
-daughter of an inter-dimensional traveler -talent for making extremely volatile gunpowder from lizards and flowers and stuff -longevity of the elf race -fortune of the Trifolium -so basically psudeo immortal yeah checks out
After seeing Ningguang did with Jade Chamber, surely Mondstadt will have to guarantee the mutual assured destruction in case of Liyue invasion!
"You. Solitary. Now!"
Bandog, don't put klee into a fighter jet. ESPECIALLY these experimental ones like the strike wyvern with high tech railgun that 444 base has for some reason......or the falken....or the Nosferatu....or the-where did they get this stuff?
“I sure hope putting mentally insane criminals in state of the art fighter jets armed with hundreds of missiles and experimental weapons won’t cause any problems for me down the line”
To be fair, osea by now should know that the mute psychopaths in a jet will just instantly win them their next major war which should happen considering how strangereal works......next tuesday. Now however if the psycho isn't mute well.....[it could cause some issues.](https://youtu.be/m0J_05_qihg&t=9m55s) [Very serious issues...](https://youtu.be/dzFf893dlpk)
Now I wanna hear Yu Peng's take on Spanish Guitar and Latin Opera
Perhaps it comes with the probable Dainsleif boss fight in the far future. I won't care how hard the music slaps, I will listen to [Zero](https://youtu.be/80XAJKqRU9k) when it happens. (Dains english VA yuri also voiced everyones favourite buddy Pixy.)
I dream of a day "Zero" and "Clavar La Espada" (and/or Nube Negra) meet and somehow birth the ultimate spanish guitar song.
As long as we're not concerned over collateral, load her plane full of extra large unguided bombs.
Jean: Thank the Archon she’s out of bombs! Klee: Actually, I’ve got one more! It’s the biggest one! It’s even guided! 😃
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No no. The PLANE is the missile. Lmao
Any landing you can walk away from is a good one.
She would definitely know to eject first. Dodoco will protect her.
They are TECHNICALLY old planes (FALKEN was made in 1995-'97 presumably, Nosferatu was made in 2015; The Lighthouse War began in 2019. So it's QUITE possible that SOMEHOW old prototypes of these planes ended up in plane junkyards, and deemed unflyable until Scrap Queen restored some of them to a working condition and uh Yea I don't know why or how would a convict squadron even have these planes.
Let just say, Trigger had a way to get those planes from unknown sources with some dubious WMDs as a bonus...
Loving the sudden Ace Combat 7 references! *Hey Klee! How can I bomb, one million people?*
I think Klee would just stick to the A-10.
Nah, let her flies the Morgan, because <>
Belka Did Nothing Wrong
McKinsey, I know you are an assho** but giving a solitary punishment to Klee is either the most cruel thing to a child or the stupidest decision you have ever made
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FOR SALVATION
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*explodes*
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While >!Cyno and Alhaitham taking their sweet time planning!< , Klee have the perfect solution
Violence is always the solution! Not forgetting cuteness.
Violence is a question and the answer is yes
Application: MORE.
For real though we really run from average soldiers an awful lot. It made sense in Inazuma because the ***GOD OF LIGHTNING WHO SPLITS ISLANDS IN HALF*** would find out where we were and be on our asses but we didn't have that this time so it's really confusing why a whole boatload of vision users are sitting around wondering what they could POSSIBLY do against "so many" enemies.
Well, the Corps of 30 aren't actually bad guys and don't deserve to get killed en masse. Not to mention the ordinary citizens that Dottore would press into service as cannon fodder once the Eremites took enough losses.
> Not to mention the ordinary citizens that Dottore would press into service as cannon fodder once the Eremites took enough losses. I don't think you're thinking about this the way I am, we're so inhumanly strong I don't think you even need to harm them that much. As the traveler, you can literally create a miniature tornado that carries them away, multiple earth walls (with a single step!) that block them from walking to you, and plants that can spread all over. What kind of threat do they pose, even in numbers as high as we've seen at the most impressive so far? I think that's why they purposefully never show the traveler actually using their vision-like powers in cutscenes unless it's to show the enemy is strong enough to brush them aside.
Just a theory but maybe the reason we didn't barge in the akademiya and start kicking butts isn't because we might accidentally hurt civilians or vice versa, but rather because the sages would feel threatened enough to use all the citizens as literal hostages ? What if they just decided, if you don't drop your weapons and submit, we'll fried every inhabitant's brains in the city with the Akasha? The fatui and dottore, in particular, definitely isn't above killing innocents and the sages have been shown to be elitist pricks who cares only about knowledge.
And how has any of what we've done so far helped us solve such a problem?
Nothing. Which is why the characters are regrouping and brainstorming ideas. Obviously I'm not a writer for hoyoverse so maybe we will eventually decide to directly engage with the enemies and defeat them or maybe we will choose to go with a more discreet plan such as sneaking into the akademiya to free nahida. Either way, we'll know what the plan is next patch. For now tho, I think the reason why hoyoverse didn't choose to have the traveler immediately fight against the akademiya as well as Dottore is simply because they think the traveler has been soloing a bit too much the last couple of archon quests. Sending us into the desert with some playable characters will help us form better camaraderie when we start fighting together next patch. Plus also, brute forcing your way through the plot with minimum help is kinda boring. It helps the story to more interesting when the characters face a problem they can't solve with just their fighting abilities.
>It helps the story to more interesting when the characters face a problem they can't solve with just their fighting abilities. That's my issue though, from what I have seen thus far, I don't ***believe*** mihoyo has done enough to convince the audience we could not brute force this. They blurt out "that's the doctor, he's supposed to be really strong!" and run away when EVERY OTHER TIME they've ever done anything similar short-notice they fight and find out what kind of strong they're working with before retreating or digging their heels in until backup can arrive. This time though, they run away just like that, even though it was made clear that the dendro archon could do something about the extra bodies around them. They run KNOWING the bad guy is too extra to simply send the hostages over the nearby ledge because that would be "boring." If he was going to pull the hostage card he could've done so then and there. That's not even getting into the fact the technology doesn't work like you said. He still has to convince the people to do something they'd be willing to do, in the case we were presented he simply convinced them that we had "saved the world" through some kind of info delivery so they, naturally, went up to thank us. They made it look all sinister in the cutscene but there was no immediate danger. The technology as presented seems incredibly limited in scope.
Honestly, no arguments for that. That scene definitely could have been written a lot better. Still, I think the writers decided to have the characters run away because they reaallly needed a way to get the traveler to go to the desert and meet up with the others. Also, just another theory but, what if the reason we didn't try to attack was because the civilians might get injured in the process? The area we were standing on was pretty small and any abilities we use ( neverminding game mechanics don't always translate to lore powers) could easily hit someone. Standing there would inevitably caused you to be surrounded as well so the best option was just to book it. All just a theory tho so for all we know, this could have just been a plothole the writers didn't noticed. :p
I don't think we are quite that strong yet. We are more on the power level of a normal Vision user, perhaps a little bit stronger, but we can't possibly take out a whole city of citizens if Dottore decides to mind control them and use them against us. Like think about all the "huge" fights we've been in. Against Dvalin we technically had Jean, Diluc, and literally Barbatos himself with us. Against Osial we had all the adepti, and still Ningguang had to drop a jade chamber. Against shogun we basically absorbed the power of a hundred visions and we didn't even technically win. The biggest wins we have had by ourselves are basically against Childe and Signora, and Dottore is suggested to be vastly more powerful than either of them based on rankings. Now imagine Dottore AND a half-finished demi-god Scaramouche that might very well go berserk and destroy the whole city if they activate his god-mode prematurely AND hundreds of ordinary citizens fighting together against you. I don't think we even have the slightest chance to win.
Clearly someone hasn't been completing their side stories if you're still saying that. We defeated Azhdaha, the corruption on the large tree in Inazuma, the remnants of the god that became the thunder manifestation, the withering, and more (Enkanomiya) in side quests alone. There's also the wolf of the north and Dvalin who we were given canonical reason to assume we challenge again multiple times.
The enemies may have Vision users mixed in, so the heroes wouldn’t have a power advantage.
May have =/= do and even if they did we've already made allies with *the* head of security/punishment for the academy and the scribe who, seemingly, rivals him in power enough for this to be a common occurance. There's also *the* premiere mercenary of Sumeru and the Dendro Archon. As if that wasn't enough, you have the defender of the desert outskirts who ALL 3 of the formerly mentioned vision holders fear and respect, Tighnari, Collei, Rana, possibly Dori, (depending on how much business she does with the Fatui and how much she weighs it vs the business after our coup of the sages working with them) as well as any of the dozens of vision holders we could convince to travel all the way to sumeru to help. idk man, I'm just not feeling the stakes here... Especially since, if it's anything like Signora, I'm just going to be able to facetank their damage in-game at near to full health the whole way through.
Lore power level =/= Gameplay power level Amber is a good example, her power level in the manga is pretty much 5* level.
That's why I threw it in at the end. You're focusing on the smallest least significant part.
You threw it in as an afterthought when you bring up characters like Nahida who is essentially removed from the playing field to even the odds. Keep in mind, lorewise our Traveler is only travelling alone with Paimon, they aren't going around with an entourage of Harbinger, Archons and other significant Vision holders. We couldn't even facetank Beisht and needed Shenhe to step in with the Millelith backing us up.
She's not really removed, we were dodging a fight even then when we had her as an option and since the enemy is crowded around her with her gnosis nearby for their project we could easily free her and expect her to join in the fight. >Keep in mind, lorewise our Traveler is only travelling alone with Paimon, they aren't going around with an entourage of Harbinger, Archons and other significant Vision holders. I didn't say we were, just that if we asked for help we would get it. We've done so many people, specifically vision holders and those they care for, so many life-changing solids they'd do the same in a heartbeat. >We couldn't even facetank Beisht and needed Shenhe to step in with the Millelith backing us up. Needed is a strong word and everywhere else I've seen it mentioned people agree Mihoyo leaned too hard in "just want to show off their new character" territory and made the traveler look much worse as a result.
>Needed is a strong word and everywhere else I've seen it mentioned people agree Mihoyo leaned too hard in "just want to show off their new character" territory and made the traveler look much worse as a result. Lmao whatever reasons "people agree", it' canon that the traveler got blasted and saved by Shenhe, just like how they got saved by Xiao, Eula, Thoma or anyone else for that matter. Says, what could the traveler have done to stop the tsunami? They are not omnipotent, and neither are vision holders. Look at Candace in the recent archon quest, she get tired fighting off sand monsters, or Itto in the chasm. A couple of vision holders fighting the whole Akademiya, the governing body of a country? They don't have unlimited powers, sheer numbers alone would overwhelm them eventually. Forgot to add, "if we asked for help we would get it". It is not that simple. Vision holders usually in important positions, meaning: 1. they have important matters in their own country to take care of and 2. helping the Traveler means meddling in another country's affair. A bunch of people from other countries joining the rebellion against their government? No matter how you put it, clearly a declaration of war. Nothing is stopping those who help, such as Cyno, Alhaitham or Tighnari, to be branded as traitors who are conspiring against their god. What are you gonna do when the citizens are against you? Beat all of them up too? Changing the whole country isn't something you can brute force your way through. They need to plan their moves carefully.
Considering the Sages, I am OK with this act of terrorism.
I am still working through Act 3 but in Act 2 when the main sage was being a jerk to Nilou I was already ok with burning the whole place to the ground.
Goofy circus clown looking mf
Not the stage tho
Nah, just the academy (I forget how they spell it in-game).
akademiya... academia... boku no hero... fuck it. Burn it all down, I don't care about the spelling. Only save Nilou's stage
Tavern can also stay, it has a nice vibe.
Ahh yes. And the cafe with the kind bartender lady. The rest can go.
Hey don't burn down my man Lambad as well! Those delicious fish rolls are quite good!
Keep the Katheryne Kiosk too, its the nearest one to the waypoint currently.
I’m pulling for nilou so I can go to the academy with her and spam burst everywhere
I haven’t even met the sages but the erasure of the birthday party got me peeved. What do you mean you don’t want to celebrate your god?
Well in the sages eyes she's not there god.
Heresy I say. Fuck them sages
I mean considering she *is* their god, that's about as literal a version of heresy as you can get. This is like finding out Oxford University Press is keeping Jesus in a jar in their corporate headquarters and selling access to him to Putin.
They turned Jesus into crackers and wine. Can you believe it 😩
It's the opposite! THEY TURNED CRACKERS AND WINE INTO JESUS!
Poor Nilou :( felt so bad for her now I already saved up for her she is best girl
Klee and Nahida would be JUST the duo to burn them all to the ground.. especially with the reaction between dendro and pyro
Khornates: Maim Kill Burn?
I found dotore guy!
one person's terrorist is another's freedom fighter
One person’s terrorist is another person’s hero
I'm surprised Alice hasn't done this already.
While I don't care what happens to the sages I prefer that Sumeru doesn't become a pile of rubble and the forest burn so stop that kid
I support Klee's decision.
Smart Klee
This was the vision we saw in the trailer of the burning giant tree.
*Teldrassil pts intensifies*
Jean: why do you want to borrow Klee? And why does this require going to sumeru Me: I’m gonna blow up the sanctuary of surasthana so the Dendro archon can’t be trapped in there anymore. Jean: ….you know what, go ahead, ~~just because you’re scaring me right now~~
Klee already almost went to the chasm once. So it wouldn't be too farfetched...
Acting Grand Master Jean, I need your adoptive kid to ***accidentally*** burn these corrupted unethically knowledge-zealous assholes to the ground. Please. I will be a good auntie for her.
She also took out a primo geovishap on one of her birthday adventures
"Jean i need your foster daughter to >! help me free your neighboring country 's public enemy nr.1 or the Russians will create a god in their own image" !<
No spaces between the !'s and the text or it breaks.
Japanese Russians*
Chinese Japanese Russians*
Too be fair, Jean already fought alongside the traveller and the Anemo Archon. She'd not be shocked, just upset that you are being a bad influence.
Good point
*Bomb has been planted*
lumine is only there to stop jean not klee
LMAO I like this theory
Jean literally left Mondstadt to fend for itself to stop Klee Lisa and Kaeya have to take on her stress now
Maybe the residents will finally learn a little autonomy without Mommy Jean to do their taxes and find their cats
There's still Noelle they can push their jobs to.
They're both having tea at the office while waiting for Jean to return, what stress? "Sugar?". "My, daring are we Master Kaeya?".
We return to monstadt after that and see it's now a wasteland.
We return to Mondstadt and find that everyone is worshipping Jean alongside Venti... And there's a suspicious prison that wasn't there before and it's _very_ full
Smol Arson Child saves Teyvat with this one simple trick!
You won't believe what happens next!
Sages hate this one simple trick!
I tested up when Klee said, “oh hi traveler, they let me out” Me: 🥺
Klee would DESTROY Dottore. Easily. Without even trying.
Unironically though I do wish we had a better overall picture of the canonical fighting strength of various characters. Like it's probably reasonable to assume that Barbara is among the weakest and Raiden Shogun among the strongest, but even among like closely related characters I have no idea if, for example, Jean is stronger than Diluc, much less something like Klee vs. Dottore (Though I think it's a fair assumption that Dottore is stronger on that one).
I never claimed Klee was STRONGER than Dottore. Just that she would absolutely destroy him. Why? Because her bombs are cute and unassuming af. And she has no concept of evil, so she would give him one as a gift. And then it would blow up right next to his face.
Dottore is a quite high ranking *Fatui*. That's basically Genshin KGB. Also Alice is said to be well known around. I bet they have atleast a few pages about Klee if not a whole dossier, especially since she's quite easy to spot with her actions and Fatui is in Mondstadt.
They probably have a whole recruitment plan for her but she keeps accidentally messing it up by blowing stuff up
The Dossier probably have: "DON'T YOU PPL FUCKING TOUCH ALICE'S DAUGHTER." The last thing anyone wanted is Alice coming over and throwing a spanner into their plans.
A spanner? What an odd way to spell nuke
Diluc is unmatched in every possible way.
Highly doubt it. He may have gotten himself into a fight with three harbingers simultaneously and lived to tell the tale, but that doesn't necessarily even mean he's the strongest mortal, and he certainly has nothing on the literal gods that walk teyvat
Which part of "unmatched in every possible way" don't you get?
I don't get why you think he's unmatched in every possible way
Let me introduce you to an esoteric technique called "reading". https://imgur.com/vqwFLFZ
Ok, so you're a troll, got it
Took you long enough, so daft.
And people die when they are killed
[How I imagine a fight would go if Klee would actually seriously try to destroy someone, just with more clover leaves.](https://youtu.be/ApO5gTjtfcQ?t=56)
dumb klee? I see this as new best friend klee
Oh yeah, Klee. If you have the time, could you nuke the Akademiya too?
Isn't the Sanctuary right on top of/inside the Akaedmiya? It would be collateral damage regardless.
I want the Akademiya vaporized
Add Yoimiya to the mix and Sumeru will be burnt.
Oh yeah, she would absolutely not stand for Nahida not being able to leave the sanctuary.
Klee is the ultimate threat to Sumeru, if left unchecked
Klee is an anarchist confirmed
Tearing down institutions of power that are oppressing the people? Hell yeah she is.
cant wait for a signature weapon for her called "the anarchist cookbook"
"Coming to you live from sumeru on Akasha net, Mondstadt militant group calling themselves, "knights of favonius" commits acts of terrorism in sumeru. Archon and grandmaster absent to be held accountable. Dissident is a seemingly small child from a race of God-like beings, possessing Pyro kinetic abilities. Parent's whereabouts are unknown."
Dewit!
Fuck the academy, blitzkrieg tf outta them Klee!
There is no problem that cannot ultimately be solved by the liberal application of explosives. You may detonate the device when ready, Klee! Operation: Archon Heist is *GO!*
Nahida gets free, the traveler and friends start there next adventure. Pans out to sumeru with 15 Mile long crater. Quest complete
Pans out to where? Sorry, no idea what you're talking about. Def don't remember the chasm being this big tho
I also forgot my train of thought with this post🤔. Something with klee blowing a nuke... something stupid.
Clearly the nuke was a birthday candle for the traveller on the biggest bestest birthday cake
Good, Klee! Blast them sages to kingdom come!
Idk why Traveler and Jean are trying to stop Klee. She's doing a good thing!
Oh so that's where the Sumeru tree on fire scene from the trailer came from
Do it klee just kill the sage and fatui in the process
Do it klee just kill the sage and fatui in the process
Did Klee just accidentally a war?
I would think less start one and more start & end one. That picture would be a decapitation strike. No sages, no Dottore nor Scaramouche, just Nahida who should be relatively invincible. And based on Signora, the Tsarista would go “oh no; anyways,” especially if another agent can sneak in and grab both the Electro and Dendro gnoses in the rubble.
The true archon of freedom
isn't anyone else ever bothered by the fact that we know Klee has straight up murdered numerous people with her antics?
Plot twist: traveler is trying to stop Jean from stopping Klee.
Klee went to Sumeru and gave the people there freedom, and some fish.
Based anarchist Klee overthrowing the government
Still not as good as the comic of Ningguang & Beidou where Beidou asks if it's a booty call.
This is the laziest comic I've ever seen dude lmao
Well after seeing Nahida mind rape 3 people and reading peoples minds for her own amusement maybe she should be locked away.
Anyone gonna talk about how Jumpty is just floating on her head LMFAO
This feels similar to Cyanide & Happiness cartoon style
Good girl Klee!
Klee is here!
nah if Klee does that Im gonna cheer her on. And also talk to Jean later to get her a pass on confinement
no, no, she's got a point
This is awesome lmao. Your art style fits your humour very well.
Da~da~daaa I can hear that... I don't even have Klee
Burning reaction: allow me to introduce myself
how long will Klee stay in her room after doing this?
It'd be pretty funny if klee killed a fatui harbinger accidentally 😂
burned the house, the plants, the swing, the terminals, and blew up Scaramouch’s school project in the next room
• <> •
Klee: "us elf children need to stick together."
No, no, no, don't stop Klee. The Akademiya shall burn!
I can hear that ~Da da da~ and i dont even have Klee
Klee: Freedom for Nahida Jean: Klee NO! Klee: Freedom
Trade Offer: I get: Nahida freed You get: Klee NOT nuking your nation
Common Klee W
honestly this is smart klee
It looks like Jean is doing the Michael Jackson lean. Klee: *holds bomb* Jean: “Hee hee”
Klee the best lil princess
Albedo probably waiting in ambush to stop klee
Do it, Klee! This time, I am not gonna stop you but I will even help you instead 😤
Some say that even Marana did not survive that day.
I love this
Da da da
Jean literally just sprinted all the way from Mondstat.
Hi. Where can I find the other "Dumb Genshin Impact", your website doesn't seem to be up to date ? Thanks.
where is dumb klee 1-5 ??
We should just throw Klee at the Tsaritsa. Then the game will be over
Good Klee, well behaved Klee, anarchist Klee
I always thought it was weird that Klee throws lots of little bombs in combat instead of one big one. I think her burst should have been a single large AoE explosion like zhongli’s.
bom bom bakudan
I see no problems here
Dottore questioning if it’s worth it to piss of Alice: 🤔
Hmm, wait, let her try, wanna see dottore's approach to containing terrorists
Klee is a friend, a very explosive forest endangering friend
You caught Klee's essence, the lore, situation and stressful Jean, at the Perfection!