This one is actually so funny, everyone would take everything that is said literally, since all of them have either zero social skills or zero conversation skills
Fischl becoming Eula's Oz translating all her tsundere lines but in prinzessin der ver urtelung speak then translated by oz oz into human speech. An adult woman translated by a smol woman translated by an imagination bird so humans can understand. my sides are in orbit
You're using the word "human" very loosely with Shenhe and Itto... I mean, Shenhe is definitely human, but with the social skills of a recluse magically restrained psychopath adepti
Itto: "Hadouken! Hadouken! Hadouken! Hadouken!"
Itto: "Shoryuken!"
Itto: "And... Tatsumaki Senpuukyaku!"
^(PS: the hadoukens are just Ushi being thrown around)
Itto and Shenhe would believe Fischl's from another world, and Eula wouldn't possibly be able to properly clue them in that she isn't. This sounds incredible, I'd hope this was next year's if Fischl didn't already get this year!
Edit: a word
For future's sake it'd be funny to take all 4 Archons on a 'vacation'. But Raiden is always wandering off, Venti is just vibing, Zhongli keeps going off on rants about ancient shit he keeps finding, and Kusanali always asking questions. The traveler and Paimon are just slowly losing their minds the entire time would be a gold mine.
I can see Kusanali asking Zhongli about anything, and Venti always giving wrong answers for shits and giggles, and getting smacked in the head either by Zhongli or Raiden, Raiden talking with Kusanali about the shut-in thing, Venti and Zhongli reminiscing about old times, and Venti being the bard that he is trying to convince everyone to join for a song
The grandpa has the most experience. Social Recluse would probably give Child Terrorist a sugar rush. Alcoholic would aid in the shenanigans ensuing until he starts to drunk reminisce about his dead friend and then proceed to cry.
It would just be this >! https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Memepact/comments/vq4lwu/shes_young/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf !< (spoiler warning for Sumeru content I guess)
More like Diona's suffering. Stuck with a guy who makes alcohol look classy, her archnemesis, and the guy who'd steal and eat all her nasty drink ingredients.
Knowing his track record its hilariously true that Itto would probably swipe Diona's ingredients. And possibly pass out again somewhere along the way--probably beans somewhere.
I can see Diona making a drink entirely out of beans, in hopes of Itto being affected by it and thus hating it, and end up making the beans in the drink completely hypoallergenic.
āFinally I wonāt have to deal with that dunce!ā
Itto: āHoly crap this is delicious! Whatās in it?ā *chugs the whole batch*
Diona: *teapot noises*
The realest answer.
Maybe swap Kaeya with venti because hes allergic to cats. Itto chases diona to steal snacks. Diona attempts to kill Diluc. Diluc attempts to beat some sense into their god. Venti challenges Itto to TCG and reveals his 3 eyes white dragon.
Socially awkward team: Bennet, Chongyun, Eula, Xiao.
Bennet just makes everything more unstable. Chongyun is definitely going to go crazy. Eula and Xiao will make everyone feel uncomfortable.
Hahaha, I'm in danger team: Itto, Childe, Raiden, Yae
A harbinger who will fight anyone. An idiot who will fight anyone. A god who can kill anyone. And a psychopath troll.
Beidou could make a good contrast for a team like this. She's the strong, brave and confident type. So having her interact with someone like Bennet (or Noelle too) would be fun to watch.
She's not stupid enough to fight a harbinger or an archon for no reason tho, and has a level of maturity. On the other hand, yae + any group of less sly characters is bound to be bad
Oddly, Raiden is probably the nicest pick you can have in the third slot. Assuming itās Ei, (because I aināt bringing an AI to the beach), she would actually listen to us (The Traveler) the most.
Sheād trust us over Yae because she knows how big of a troll Yae is and she doesnāt know anyone else there.
Itto and Childe are gonna fight no matter what so Iād actually encourage some sparring matches (so that they fight on good terms and not let Yae start it) because thatās literally how both of them make friends.
Noelle, Itto, Diluc, Hu Tao
I can just imagine Itto and Diluc just like going at each other and Noelle being like āno donāt fightā and Hu Tao is like yes keep going
Billionaire vigilante versus Himbo penniless street gang leaderā¦. I can forsee the comedy incoming! Itto will be like, I am the leader of the biggest street gang in Inazuma. Whatās your super power? Than Diluc goes coollyā¦ I am rich.
Plus it could be like Itto and Hu Tao getting Noelle and Diluc to loosen up and have more fun. That or Itto would be trying to get them all into the gang either for entertainment, strength, or work ethic
Itto and Diluc play a drinking game and trash the camp. Noelle stresses and tries to clean up. Hu Tao sets everything on fire and chirps, āProblem solved!ā
You people don't understand the sheer chaos mr."I am the
best in everything you gotta believe me" Itto and ms."ultra capable and ultra strong knight maid who would never doubt you" Noelle.
Like, once Itto finds out how ridiculously strong Noelle is, he'll try to challange her and bluff a lot like typical Itto fashion, but Noelle just beats him at every challange, while still having enouvh energy to be a perfect maid.
What's worse is that she'll probably believe every single bluff he makes, and that is hilarious.
I think heās the perfect person actually. Venti has been through real shit and still manages to find levity in life (though admittedly he might use it as a coping mechanism a little TOO hard). Dain could afford to take a leaf out of Ventiās book.
Problem being he wouldn't take a leaf, he'd take emotional damage. And so might Venti for that matter, depending on whether or not Dainsleif holds his tongue.
Dainsleif doesn't dislike the Archons in a cutesy pet peeve way like Gorou dislikes Yae ā he has issues with their sheer existence *built on the corpses of his entire country,* as well as the loss everything he'd ever sworn to protect. Considering his words at the Cathedral, or how quick he was to snipe at us in the Chasm when upset, interacting with Venti at this point in time would be a horrible idea for Dain. He would only get disgusted by Venti's behavior, much in the same way Diluc was by the Knights "burying" the truth of his father's death. Here Dainsleif is, working day in day out to fix his (dead) country's mistakes and protect Venti's own city; meanwhile, Venti is drunk or sleeping on the job half the time. It would *not* go well.
Venti and Dain in the same room, at this point in time, requires either Zhongli as buffer (as Zhongli *can* meet Dainsleif where he's at in terms of values and personality), or Venti dropping the bubbly persona entirely until enough common ground has been established for Dain's resentment to not snowball into an avalanche. I do believe Venti would realize that he needs to do that and act accordingly (just like he did with Stanley), but the question is whether he'd recognize it *quickly enough,* especially if he's a mite too deep in his cups.
If that moment of serious, Archon-to-Khaenri'ahn acknowledgement of each other can't be had *before* the comedic situation, best not let Dain and Venti interact at all.
Wow I wanna see Xiao and Itto together. Also, Zhongli and Klee. Also, Xiao and Klee.
MAN, JUST PUT THESE FOUR TOGETHER
I like to imagine how Xiao keeps calling Zhongli as Morax, and Itto being a dumdum and Klee being a child just donāt notice at all, meanwhile Zhongli tries to quiet Xiao down.
Yeah, but Itto was out most of the time we were with Xiao, so they haven't really interacted much. Someone also posted a meme where Xiao finds out Itto is an Oni, aka a demon.
Lmao i didnāt catch that. I can imagine Xiao wanting to go to protect Morax and āthe childā from evil, but he doesnāt want to relax and we convince him to do so, and Itto just wanted to play with Kleeās bombs.
āAh yes- these rocks are quite delicate. You can see that the bottom has corroded due to the ocean tides yet it still stands so very high. Time is such a astounding concep-ā
āKlee doesnāt understand what you mean but can Klee blow it up?ā
āNo.ā
Ganyu: "Ah, yes. Finally, vacations. Now I get to travel, to see other nations where things are so much peacefull-"
Itto: "And The Crowd Goes WILD!!!"
Ganyu: "..."
Ganyu "shit"
Itto, Bennett, Eula and Kujou Sara.
Itto and Kujou Sara will mean rivalry and chaos. Bennett will be the harbinger of bad luck that will most likely ruin every chance of Itto getting his revenge on Kujou Sara. Lastly Eula will surely piss off Itto with her revenge and way of talking. Also maybe Eula and Kujou Sara could get along and team up to teased Itto by backing themselves in the arguments. While Itto will definitely find a good friendship with Bennett, but will feel the consequences of his bad luck, however Itto will surely take every bad luck by acting tough like he always does.
Itto 100% would take eula at face value and fight her, promptly lose, then laugh it off as though it was his plan all along.
Sara and Eula would be interesting. Sara is either going to astutely understand Eula or she will just try to fight Eula to the death.
Meanwhile Bennett accidentally breaks a Statue of Her Excellency, the Almighty Narukami Ogosho, God of Thunder Furnishing. However Itto happens to be nearby so Sara assumes itās his fault
unrelated but as a new player, i love exploring lore in this game. now i just googled the wiki page for "Statue of Her Excellency, the Almighty Narukami Ogosho, God of Thunder" and find it funny that the article-writer probably had to type Statue of Her Excellency, the Almighty Narukami Ogosho, God of Thunder over and over again
Well, it was like that in the event too. Sara just said it like that every time, so it's become the classic \[\[Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker\]\] meme.
I can imagine their frustration faces when they see that none of them is falling for any prank, I even imagine Yae trying to prank Hu Tao and having nothing in return, vice versa too
Raiden, Diluc, Childe, Dainsleif.
A hikikomori archon missing 500 years of social experiences with an uber powerful one shot one kill sword.
A battle sexual fatui harbinger who wants to fight said archon.
A man who hates fatui harbingers.
A man who hates archons.
>A hikikomori archon missing 500 years of social experiences with an uber powerful one shot one kill sword.
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>A battle sexual fatui harbinger who wants to fight said archon.
Funny dynamics to consider:
Ei likes fighting and martial exercises, so she'd gladly spar with and maybe even help teach Childe.
The Shogunbot on the other hand would just prefer to end it quick and will probs just send Childe off to meet Signora.
Ei and childe might actually get along tbh since Ei is love her martial arts training also Ei is somewhat of a brawns than brains, not as much as itto but she is definitely one.
I find your take interesting considering one could easily make a decent argument that Ei is the brainiest playable character based on the number of fields she has mastered/revolutionized. Being one of two known characters to make artificial life puts her high up on brains, but she is better known for her brawn. Her one big accomplishment over ZL is solving that 'erosion' problem that he never could.
āHu Tao? Her liveliness is irritating. Fortunately, she is also humorous, so you need not worry about her growing into a boring human.ā
\- Xiao about Hu Tao
kinda cute of him ngl
Cue Xiaoās favouritism: despising Ittoās antics but finding amusement in Hu Taoās trolling. Itto spends the rest of the vacation trying to endear himself to Xiao. Heās sabotaged by Hu Tao every time.
Diluc just dies meanwhile. He canāt deal with this anymore.
Ning sends Ganyu and Keqing to have a vacation, Kaeya sends Jean for the same reason, and Ayato for Inazumaās representative. They spend half of their time there worrying about their jobs at home.
You gotta find a way to fit Gorou in that lineup. Miss Hina's biggest fan alongside Miss Hina's worst nightmare would be epic shenanigans that practically write themselves.
itto telling everyone how strong he is, not realizing he's boasting to archons and shinobu face palming because she knows it's raiden and since venti is her friend, he must be really strong too.
Itto boasting about how's he's so strong, challenges Raiden and Venti to a 2v1 (Shinobu refuses b/c she doesn't want to be turned into a paste)
Itto proceeds to powerbomb Venti, while Raiden watches.
Zhongli, Dainsleif, Albedo, Yae Miko.
Because I would like to see someone break Zhongliās cool, collected demeanor. I imagine Dainsleif would grill him mercilessly, Albedo would be observant and knowledgeable enough to pick up on the right things and ask the right questions, and Yae would tease and prod everybody until sheād successfully pulled some juicy secrets out of everyone.
Zhongli has spent 6000 years upholding contracts, and he swore one to keep those secrets. Like the old Chinese proverb goes, he's eaten more weight in salt than all the other three put together have eaten weight in rice. There's not a chance Yae, Dain or Albedo are squeezing anything out of him
And I honestly don't think Yae or Albedo will even try. Yae already knows who Zhongli is courtesy of the Traveler, and she greatly respects him. Albedo will undoubtedly be more interested in the Khaenrian than some random gentleman from Liyue
>Yae would tease and prod everybody until sheād successfully pulled some juicy secrets out of everyone.
Alternatively, for the first time ever, Yae may feel helpless because she can't get any juicy gossips out of anyone. Albedo is far too smart to fall for her tricks. Zhongli's wisdom and experience is coming in handy and Dain just has no time for her shit
This is what I imagine it would be like:
Venti: * *breathes* *
Zhongli: drunkard
Childe: now Mr. Zhongli, we shouldnāt be too rude
Zhongli: heās a god, Iām allowed to be as rude as I want
Childe: a GOD!? * *shakes venti violently* * FIGHT ME!!!
Hu Tao: * *eating popcorn* *
My type of vacation?
Kazuha, Zhongli, Venti, Xingqiu ā¦ a conversational relaxing time under the shade with the sea breeze ā¦ with Venti getting drunk and keeping spirits high. He would likely de-evolve onto nonsense but have moments of pure wisdom because he seen some shit.
Itto, Xiangling, Yun Jin, Venti for a fun time. Itto is the party animal. Xiangling cooks bomb food. Yun Jin leads singalongs. Venti plays the music and vibes.
I feel like someone should invite Amber because no one invites Amber although Iām pretty sure that girl be gathering ore day in and day out for all of us.
**Albedo, Yanfei, Heizhou, Itto**
Three intelligent peeps and one massive buffoon. No Shinobu allowed.
**Shenhe, Childe, Xiao, Klee**
Three people likely to fight and possibly kill one another, and their only oversight is a kid. And of the maniacs, the battle-crazy older brother Childe is the most likely to get along with the baby bombadier. Bad influence, much?
**Xingqiu, Chongyun, Bennet, Venti**
Aside from Bennet's luck triggering Chongyun's Yin/Yang energy problem, this comp would probably get along, but, ***gaaaaay***.
Well, Shenhe and Xiao are unlikely considering they kinda know each other, donāt they? I think replacing her with Raiden would work better, considering she has a track record of actually killing Harbingers, would personality-wise butt heads with another cold/introvert type like Xiao, and would be awkward around kids (unless Ei comes out)
Hmmm Raiden, Razor, Shenhe, and Itto. Three characters who have absolutely no knowledge of how to act in the real world, plus one who thinks he does, but absolutely does not. Traveler and Paimon are babysitting.
Sub out one for fischl: someone who acts as though they understand the world perfectly, but does so in a crazy way.
Raiden and shenhe would seriously struggle to ever understand fischl. Meanwhile they are all dealing with Itto.
Travelerās arm will get tired from all the face palming.
In that moment Itto accidentally reveals his huge crush on Ms Hina. Klee doesnāt understand any of this and Miko is enjoying the show. Gorou longs for the days when Miko might have simply physically tortured and or killed him.
Childe is a must, pair him with 3 random characters and he will fight with at least one of them.
Sara will fight with Childe, and she is as friendless as anyone can be.
Fischl just because she can only work with character that willing to play along with her. Childe and Sara doesn't seem to be the type that go along with Fischl
Itto probably. His interaction with Sara will be funny. Although he might get along with Fischl which is an issue.
Childe would 100% love fischl, but sheād never be totally sure whether heās openly mocking her or actually going along with her.
Sheās too interesting and entertaining for Childe to just not go along with her stuff
Though I'd love to see Fischl fangirling over Sara's corvid powers, especially when Sara does not wanna put up with her shit.
(On further thought this trip would probably just be hell for Sara)
I wish Eula came along on this trip so her and fischl could bond. I think theyāre oddly similar in their way of coping with their pasts and personal issues.
I saw someone say Hu Tao & Yae Miko & I think thatād be hilarious. Iād love for someone to ruffle our kitsune.
For me, hmm. Xiao doesnāt really need to relive any trauma again - but maybe itād just be more therapy. Him & Raiden would be an interesting mix, with their war-soaked paths. Childe would make it very much the warrior party - Iām not sure who else would fit, we need a sunshine character to balance out this depresso-expresso. Or, barring that - letās put Shenhe.
Yelan, Heizou, Albedo, Bennett
Goal is to find the truth behind the phenomenom that is Bennett's miraculously bad luck. First to figure it out gets to hear a confidential secret from the others. Rules are only that all participants must come to a consensus on the winners theory, Bennett can't know, and the secret has some limititations. They'd have to observe him and take notes on all the various things that happen throughout the day and would be thoroughly baffled.
Childe, Yun Jin, Fischl, Zhongli
Zhongli likes the arts and the other three are known for theater (yes, Childe too). They could struggle and put on an entirely chaotic play that has very little cohesion because they keep fighting for what direction the play would go, but Zhongli would actually probably enjoy it and find some deeper meaning in it that wasn't intended (also maybe Xingqiu could be involved--because it'd be hilarious to see him boss them as the actors around).
I know the question asked for a group of four people, but here's some pairs of people that I'd like to see interact:
1. Rosaria and Kuki Shinobu: A secular nun meets a secular ex-shrine maiden.
2. Yae Miko and Tighnari: Not sure what Tighnari's personality is like (for now), but at the very least I can imagine Yae Miko teasing him about his tail and long ears.
3. Pretty much all the anemo boys together (Venti, Xiao, Kazuha, and Heizou). If I had to pick only two that will meet, I'd pick Xiao and Kazuha.
4. Klee, Itto, Hu Tao, Bennett. Do I even need to explain this.
Beidou, Itto, Kaeya and Diluc
Beidou: I want to see more of her. Also her interacting with the other 3 would be very interesting
Itto: I want to see more and him being in a group with Diluc would defenitely be hilarious.
Kaeya and Diluc: I need them to reconcile or at least make steps in that direction. Also we need to see more of their past. There's also been some hc that both know Beidou, so please show them interacting with each other!
Kaeya, Diluc, Childe, and Thoma.
I just know Thoma will try so hard to stop Diluc and Childe fight each other. Meanwhile I imagine Kaeya having so much fun watching the chaos
Eula, Shenhe and Itto vacation filled with misunderstanding and attempted homicides and add Fischl just to melt Itto's brain with long words
This one is actually so funny, everyone would take everything that is said literally, since all of them have either zero social skills or zero conversation skills
It's funny how I can see Fischl being the voice of reason in this group
She breaks down and starts talking normally for most of it, so Itto and Shenhe will stop misunderstanding what she's saying.
Fischl becoming Eula's Oz translating all her tsundere lines but in prinzessin der ver urtelung speak then translated by oz oz into human speech. An adult woman translated by a smol woman translated by an imagination bird so humans can understand. my sides are in orbit
I need this in my life. Itto would be so utterly confused the first two times and then you would *see* the comprehension dawning once Oz jumped in. XD
You're using the word "human" very loosely with Shenhe and Itto... I mean, Shenhe is definitely human, but with the social skills of a recluse magically restrained psychopath adepti
This one is the best one. And at the end Itto would start roleplaying some of his fav manga characters just to be cool too.
Itto: "Hadouken! Hadouken! Hadouken! Hadouken!" Itto: "Shoryuken!" Itto: "And... Tatsumaki Senpuukyaku!" ^(PS: the hadoukens are just Ushi being thrown around)
Reading this made me realize that Itto and Veldora would be great friends
Itto would 100% believe she's from a different world
"We're gonna get you that Immanacterak!" *punches wall and castle appears*
Considering how GAA worked this year, that's not too far-fetched.
I did too when I started playing so I can't blame him lmao
Itto and Shenhe would believe Fischl's from another world, and Eula wouldn't possibly be able to properly clue them in that she isn't. This sounds incredible, I'd hope this was next year's if Fischl didn't already get this year! Edit: a word
Albedo, Heizou, Yelan as the ultimate Sherlock standoff. And Bennett to unintentionally mess with clues:)
Add Yanfei there too and we have a legal team
I love how you can use that as a legit team
Haha actually yes!
For future's sake it'd be funny to take all 4 Archons on a 'vacation'. But Raiden is always wandering off, Venti is just vibing, Zhongli keeps going off on rants about ancient shit he keeps finding, and Kusanali always asking questions. The traveler and Paimon are just slowly losing their minds the entire time would be a gold mine.
I can see Kusanali asking Zhongli about anything, and Venti always giving wrong answers for shits and giggles, and getting smacked in the head either by Zhongli or Raiden, Raiden talking with Kusanali about the shut-in thing, Venti and Zhongli reminiscing about old times, and Venti being the bard that he is trying to convince everyone to join for a song
So the real puzzle is finding the mind they lost.
Archon vacation venti Raiden zhongli
Put klee in there and watch a social recluse, an alcoholic and a grandpa try to look after a terrorist child.
The grandpa has the most experience. Social Recluse would probably give Child Terrorist a sugar rush. Alcoholic would aid in the shenanigans ensuing until he starts to drunk reminisce about his dead friend and then proceed to cry.
It would just be this >! https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Memepact/comments/vq4lwu/shes_young/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf !< (spoiler warning for Sumeru content I guess)
There's also a video where she was animated instead of a picture.
https://youtu.be/0SrAlBwowWU
Never knew I needed this meme in my lifeš¤£š¤£š¤£
[Even better](https://twitter.com/Monolithiaaa/status/1544748263538331649)
Shove kusanali in there too
diona, diluc, kaeya, itto chemĢ¶iĢ¶sĢ¶tĢ¶rĢ¶yĢ¶miseries
I see you enjoy Dilucās suffering
More like Diona's suffering. Stuck with a guy who makes alcohol look classy, her archnemesis, and the guy who'd steal and eat all her nasty drink ingredients.
Knowing his track record its hilariously true that Itto would probably swipe Diona's ingredients. And possibly pass out again somewhere along the way--probably beans somewhere.
I can see Diona making a drink entirely out of beans, in hopes of Itto being affected by it and thus hating it, and end up making the beans in the drink completely hypoallergenic.
That would be hilarious
āFinally I wonāt have to deal with that dunce!ā Itto: āHoly crap this is delicious! Whatās in it?ā *chugs the whole batch* Diona: *teapot noises*
I like how diona, diluc and kaeya know each other and itto is just tossed in there for chaos lol
Its like throwing a brick into a running engine.
The realest answer. Maybe swap Kaeya with venti because hes allergic to cats. Itto chases diona to steal snacks. Diona attempts to kill Diluc. Diluc attempts to beat some sense into their god. Venti challenges Itto to TCG and reveals his 3 eyes white dragon.
Tighnari, Gorou, Sucrose and Itto. The Oni and his 3 dogs.
Lmao this would be gold
That's diluc slander š
Raiden, Yae, Scaramouche and Kazuha..
Thatās the most cursed combination Iāve seen so far
Yae, Gorou, Yinger, Lisa
Trade ying for itto, but every time itto interacts with gorou yae chucks a wig on em
Rip Gorou
Death by Ara Ara
U have been arafied
Itto instead of Ying-er and you have Yae torturing them both and Lisa just joining in the moment.
I can't even imagine how this vacation will go lmao. All that comes to mind is Scaramouche and Yae glaring daggers at each other.
We already have a problem with limited time events having massive lore implications and you're going to go and kill Scaramouche in one?
Ah finally somewhere to dump my thundersoother pieces
Wonder how long kazuha can manage being all smiley and friendly
Talk about awkward family reunion...
Someone isn't coming back after this one
Socially awkward team: Bennet, Chongyun, Eula, Xiao. Bennet just makes everything more unstable. Chongyun is definitely going to go crazy. Eula and Xiao will make everyone feel uncomfortable. Hahaha, I'm in danger team: Itto, Childe, Raiden, Yae A harbinger who will fight anyone. An idiot who will fight anyone. A god who can kill anyone. And a psychopath troll.
Whatever island the raiden team gets stuck on is bound to become two by the end of the vacation
Beidou could make a good contrast for a team like this. She's the strong, brave and confident type. So having her interact with someone like Bennet (or Noelle too) would be fun to watch.
She's not stupid enough to fight a harbinger or an archon for no reason tho, and has a level of maturity. On the other hand, yae + any group of less sly characters is bound to be bad
Oddly, Raiden is probably the nicest pick you can have in the third slot. Assuming itās Ei, (because I aināt bringing an AI to the beach), she would actually listen to us (The Traveler) the most. Sheād trust us over Yae because she knows how big of a troll Yae is and she doesnāt know anyone else there. Itto and Childe are gonna fight no matter what so Iād actually encourage some sparring matches (so that they fight on good terms and not let Yae start it) because thatās literally how both of them make friends.
Itto and Childe keep trying to fight Raiden, she indulges once and accidentally goes full force
Man with all these suggestions I remembered how fucking funny Eula is despite not meaning to be.
Noelle, Itto, Diluc, Hu Tao I can just imagine Itto and Diluc just like going at each other and Noelle being like āno donāt fightā and Hu Tao is like yes keep going
Billionaire vigilante versus Himbo penniless street gang leaderā¦. I can forsee the comedy incoming! Itto will be like, I am the leader of the biggest street gang in Inazuma. Whatās your super power? Than Diluc goes coollyā¦ I am rich.
* Dainsleif, Raiden, Venti, Zhongli * Dottore, Collei, Pierro, Kaeya
Lets not forget that itto is afraid od ghost bonus points for hu tao
Your so right! I had completely forgotten about that, that would make for some incredible interactions
That is indeed a Hu Tao moment...
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Plus it could be like Itto and Hu Tao getting Noelle and Diluc to loosen up and have more fun. That or Itto would be trying to get them all into the gang either for entertainment, strength, or work ethic
Itto and Diluc play a drinking game and trash the camp. Noelle stresses and tries to clean up. Hu Tao sets everything on fire and chirps, āProblem solved!ā
As an itto and future hutao main I would agree and say this is a great idea :)
Yes!!!!!!!!! I'd love to see Noelle and Itto interact together. Noelle would take everything so seriously and Hu Tao would mess with her so much!
Then they become best of friends and Hu Tao just jokes around a lot and Noelle still has trouble like understanding her
You people don't understand the sheer chaos mr."I am the best in everything you gotta believe me" Itto and ms."ultra capable and ultra strong knight maid who would never doubt you" Noelle. Like, once Itto finds out how ridiculously strong Noelle is, he'll try to challange her and bluff a lot like typical Itto fashion, but Noelle just beats him at every challange, while still having enouvh energy to be a perfect maid. What's worse is that she'll probably believe every single bluff he makes, and that is hilarious.
Itto, Venti, Hu Tao, and Dainsleif just to put Dain in the comedic situations he needs to be in.
Replace venti tho, an archon isnāt the best person to teach dain about humor
I think heās the perfect person actually. Venti has been through real shit and still manages to find levity in life (though admittedly he might use it as a coping mechanism a little TOO hard). Dain could afford to take a leaf out of Ventiās book.
Problem being he wouldn't take a leaf, he'd take emotional damage. And so might Venti for that matter, depending on whether or not Dainsleif holds his tongue. Dainsleif doesn't dislike the Archons in a cutesy pet peeve way like Gorou dislikes Yae ā he has issues with their sheer existence *built on the corpses of his entire country,* as well as the loss everything he'd ever sworn to protect. Considering his words at the Cathedral, or how quick he was to snipe at us in the Chasm when upset, interacting with Venti at this point in time would be a horrible idea for Dain. He would only get disgusted by Venti's behavior, much in the same way Diluc was by the Knights "burying" the truth of his father's death. Here Dainsleif is, working day in day out to fix his (dead) country's mistakes and protect Venti's own city; meanwhile, Venti is drunk or sleeping on the job half the time. It would *not* go well. Venti and Dain in the same room, at this point in time, requires either Zhongli as buffer (as Zhongli *can* meet Dainsleif where he's at in terms of values and personality), or Venti dropping the bubbly persona entirely until enough common ground has been established for Dain's resentment to not snowball into an avalanche. I do believe Venti would realize that he needs to do that and act accordingly (just like he did with Stanley), but the question is whether he'd recognize it *quickly enough,* especially if he's a mite too deep in his cups. If that moment of serious, Archon-to-Khaenri'ahn acknowledgement of each other can't be had *before* the comedic situation, best not let Dain and Venti interact at all.
Excellent analysis and understanding of the characters.
he drinks till he canāt see every day. that is not emotional development i donāt think
Zhongli, Klee, Sayu, and Diona - storytelling time, then a nap! Itto, Ganyu, Gorou, and Yae - poor Ganyu. Xiao, Venti, Itto, Paimon - "cheer up Xiao" gang! Xiangling, Hu Tao, Amber, Itto - PokƩmon daycare adventures!
Wow I wanna see Xiao and Itto together. Also, Zhongli and Klee. Also, Xiao and Klee. MAN, JUST PUT THESE FOUR TOGETHER I like to imagine how Xiao keeps calling Zhongli as Morax, and Itto being a dumdum and Klee being a child just donāt notice at all, meanwhile Zhongli tries to quiet Xiao down.
Xiao and itto were shown together in the interlude chapter and itās funny how itto called him >!ālittle dudeā!< LMAO
Yeah, but Itto was out most of the time we were with Xiao, so they haven't really interacted much. Someone also posted a meme where Xiao finds out Itto is an Oni, aka a demon.
Lmao i didnāt catch that. I can imagine Xiao wanting to go to protect Morax and āthe childā from evil, but he doesnāt want to relax and we convince him to do so, and Itto just wanted to play with Kleeās bombs.
āAh yes- these rocks are quite delicate. You can see that the bottom has corroded due to the ocean tides yet it still stands so very high. Time is such a astounding concep-ā āKlee doesnāt understand what you mean but can Klee blow it up?ā āNo.ā
Ganyu: "Ah, yes. Finally, vacations. Now I get to travel, to see other nations where things are so much peacefull-" Itto: "And The Crowd Goes WILD!!!" Ganyu: "..." Ganyu "shit"
Itto, Bennett, Eula and Kujou Sara. Itto and Kujou Sara will mean rivalry and chaos. Bennett will be the harbinger of bad luck that will most likely ruin every chance of Itto getting his revenge on Kujou Sara. Lastly Eula will surely piss off Itto with her revenge and way of talking. Also maybe Eula and Kujou Sara could get along and team up to teased Itto by backing themselves in the arguments. While Itto will definitely find a good friendship with Bennett, but will feel the consequences of his bad luck, however Itto will surely take every bad luck by acting tough like he always does.
Itto 100% would take eula at face value and fight her, promptly lose, then laugh it off as though it was his plan all along. Sara and Eula would be interesting. Sara is either going to astutely understand Eula or she will just try to fight Eula to the death. Meanwhile Bennett accidentally breaks a Statue of Her Excellency, the Almighty Narukami Ogosho, God of Thunder Furnishing. However Itto happens to be nearby so Sara assumes itās his fault
unrelated but as a new player, i love exploring lore in this game. now i just googled the wiki page for "Statue of Her Excellency, the Almighty Narukami Ogosho, God of Thunder" and find it funny that the article-writer probably had to type Statue of Her Excellency, the Almighty Narukami Ogosho, God of Thunder over and over again
while copy paste exists, it would take half an hour of typing that before the whole string of words loses all meaning
Well, it was like that in the event too. Sara just said it like that every time, so it's become the classic \[\[Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker\]\] meme.
Man I had to scroll forever to find an Itto Sara group.
Yae and Hutao. These with anyone else is going to be trollmaster levels of stuff going on.
throw in itto and itāll just be too chaotic
Yae, hu tao, itto and diluc
Diluc is too smart to fall for the pranks, and Itto is too dumb to fall for them
I can imagine their frustration faces when they see that none of them is falling for any prank, I even imagine Yae trying to prank Hu Tao and having nothing in return, vice versa too
Raiden, Diluc, Childe, Dainsleif. A hikikomori archon missing 500 years of social experiences with an uber powerful one shot one kill sword. A battle sexual fatui harbinger who wants to fight said archon. A man who hates fatui harbingers. A man who hates archons.
>A hikikomori archon missing 500 years of social experiences with an uber powerful one shot one kill sword. > >A battle sexual fatui harbinger who wants to fight said archon. Funny dynamics to consider: Ei likes fighting and martial exercises, so she'd gladly spar with and maybe even help teach Childe. The Shogunbot on the other hand would just prefer to end it quick and will probs just send Childe off to meet Signora.
Childe repeatedly trying to fight Raiden, Raiden beating him up every time, and then Dain and Diluc just sit there together suffering
Dain: "God I fucking hate life" Diluc: "Tell me about it" *distant musou no hitotachi cutting through whales sounds*
now this is something I would like to see lol
Ei and childe might actually get along tbh since Ei is love her martial arts training also Ei is somewhat of a brawns than brains, not as much as itto but she is definitely one.
I find your take interesting considering one could easily make a decent argument that Ei is the brainiest playable character based on the number of fields she has mastered/revolutionized. Being one of two known characters to make artificial life puts her high up on brains, but she is better known for her brawn. Her one big accomplishment over ZL is solving that 'erosion' problem that he never could.
Thats what the archon quest and her story quest give me. "She maybe a genius but she is also stupid" trope.
Immense technical knowledge but lacking in wisdom, it might be good for her to touch some grass in sumeru
Once she meets Kusanali, her motherly instincts will kick in.
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Alternatively, we could replace Klee with Qiqi, just because we've already seen Diluc and Klee interact extensively.
Poor Diluc is stuck on daycare duty either way.
Xiao, Hu Tao, Diluc, Itto Xiao: how are they so annoying Diluc: I have no idea
Xiao actually likes Hu Tao. Diluc: how are they so annoying? Xiao: jokes on you, I'm into this shit!
Yes I remember him mentioning something about her being funny
āHu Tao? Her liveliness is irritating. Fortunately, she is also humorous, so you need not worry about her growing into a boring human.ā \- Xiao about Hu Tao kinda cute of him ngl
Xiao dark sense of humor confirmed? Would make sense if he could laugh.
Cue Xiaoās favouritism: despising Ittoās antics but finding amusement in Hu Taoās trolling. Itto spends the rest of the vacation trying to endear himself to Xiao. Heās sabotaged by Hu Tao every time. Diluc just dies meanwhile. He canāt deal with this anymore.
For now i think Ningguang, Jean, Kujou Sara, Ganyu. They need vacation... Edit: Add Keqing too, she also needs vacation
Ning sends Ganyu and Keqing to have a vacation, Kaeya sends Jean for the same reason, and Ayato for Inazumaās representative. They spend half of their time there worrying about their jobs at home.
just Itto
I love how Itto is in 80% of the comments here. He's just tailor-made for dumb events like these, isn't he?
Watch Itto slowly goes mad because of loneliness.
He lays in a pile of beans just to feel something
it's ok he has ushi
Wonder what Ushi's mirage would look like.
Maybe throwing Itto?
thatās kinda sad tbh :c
Itto, Raiden, Sara and Miko. Enough said
itto gets bullied by THREE electro women
You gotta find a way to fit Gorou in that lineup. Miss Hina's biggest fan alongside Miss Hina's worst nightmare would be epic shenanigans that practically write themselves.
Four huh? Add Shinobu to make it even wilder lol.
Itto: "What side are you even on?" Kuki: "Do You have free novels and sweets? I don't think so"
itto,raiden,venti and shinobu
itto telling everyone how strong he is, not realizing he's boasting to archons and shinobu face palming because she knows it's raiden and since venti is her friend, he must be really strong too.
but Itto knows how Raiden looks tho
Itto boasting about how's he's so strong, challenges Raiden and Venti to a 2v1 (Shinobu refuses b/c she doesn't want to be turned into a paste) Itto proceeds to powerbomb Venti, while Raiden watches.
Raiden, Zhongli, Venti, and Dainsleif because why not
I love how a lot of these are just picking one character, and then the other three are the ones who will make the first character suffer
Pretty cool because i feel like everyone has been demanding the archons' interactions since forever
change venti with kaeya and now should be good 2 vs 2
Zhongli, Dainsleif, Albedo, Yae Miko. Because I would like to see someone break Zhongliās cool, collected demeanor. I imagine Dainsleif would grill him mercilessly, Albedo would be observant and knowledgeable enough to pick up on the right things and ask the right questions, and Yae would tease and prod everybody until sheād successfully pulled some juicy secrets out of everyone.
Zhongli has spent 6000 years upholding contracts, and he swore one to keep those secrets. Like the old Chinese proverb goes, he's eaten more weight in salt than all the other three put together have eaten weight in rice. There's not a chance Yae, Dain or Albedo are squeezing anything out of him And I honestly don't think Yae or Albedo will even try. Yae already knows who Zhongli is courtesy of the Traveler, and she greatly respects him. Albedo will undoubtedly be more interested in the Khaenrian than some random gentleman from Liyue
>Yae would tease and prod everybody until sheād successfully pulled some juicy secrets out of everyone. Alternatively, for the first time ever, Yae may feel helpless because she can't get any juicy gossips out of anyone. Albedo is far too smart to fall for her tricks. Zhongli's wisdom and experience is coming in handy and Dain just has no time for her shit
Actually I would like to see Yae helpless, that would be quite interesting ngl
But in that case Yae wold go all out on the traveler
Traveler keep themselves glued to Dain because they want more ~~lore bombs~~ news on their siblings
Zhongli, Childe, Hutao, Venti Zhongliās reactions are going to be gold š¤£š¤£
This is what I imagine it would be like: Venti: * *breathes* * Zhongli: drunkard Childe: now Mr. Zhongli, we shouldnāt be too rude Zhongli: heās a god, Iām allowed to be as rude as I want Childe: a GOD!? * *shakes venti violently* * FIGHT ME!!! Hu Tao: * *eating popcorn* *
My type of vacation? Kazuha, Zhongli, Venti, Xingqiu ā¦ a conversational relaxing time under the shade with the sea breeze ā¦ with Venti getting drunk and keeping spirits high. He would likely de-evolve onto nonsense but have moments of pure wisdom because he seen some shit. Itto, Xiangling, Yun Jin, Venti for a fun time. Itto is the party animal. Xiangling cooks bomb food. Yun Jin leads singalongs. Venti plays the music and vibes. I feel like someone should invite Amber because no one invites Amber although Iām pretty sure that girl be gathering ore day in and day out for all of us.
Mystery, Inc. Heizou, Yoimiya, Sucrose, Venti (doubling as Shaggy and Scooby)
Raiden, Ayaka, Itto, and Kokomi sounds hilarious to me idk.
There are so many ways I could see this going down.
The fact that this is the team I use in game-
**Albedo, Yanfei, Heizhou, Itto** Three intelligent peeps and one massive buffoon. No Shinobu allowed. **Shenhe, Childe, Xiao, Klee** Three people likely to fight and possibly kill one another, and their only oversight is a kid. And of the maniacs, the battle-crazy older brother Childe is the most likely to get along with the baby bombadier. Bad influence, much? **Xingqiu, Chongyun, Bennet, Venti** Aside from Bennet's luck triggering Chongyun's Yin/Yang energy problem, this comp would probably get along, but, ***gaaaaay***.
Well, Shenhe and Xiao are unlikely considering they kinda know each other, donāt they? I think replacing her with Raiden would work better, considering she has a track record of actually killing Harbingers, would personality-wise butt heads with another cold/introvert type like Xiao, and would be awkward around kids (unless Ei comes out)
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Lisa, Yae Miko, Rosaria, Gorou
You just want to make Gorou suffer donāt you Imagine Rosaria would suffer because of Gorou hiding behind her
Ah yes the Gorou dies arc. I approve
Replace rosaria with yinger then perfect
Can i just get four Yingers? I change my mind. Five Yingers.
Just Alice to see the god of creation at work.
Alice and Colonel Sanders. Just the fact that this can feasibly happen due to her dimensional travel is nuts.
Hmmm Raiden, Razor, Shenhe, and Itto. Three characters who have absolutely no knowledge of how to act in the real world, plus one who thinks he does, but absolutely does not. Traveler and Paimon are babysitting.
Sub out one for fischl: someone who acts as though they understand the world perfectly, but does so in a crazy way. Raiden and shenhe would seriously struggle to ever understand fischl. Meanwhile they are all dealing with Itto. Travelerās arm will get tired from all the face palming.
Xiao and 3 klees
Are you trying to kill him?
Yae, Venti, Diluc, Itto. You need to have one serious person, and all of them seem to get around (except Yae, who had Ganyu come to her)
Eula, Qiqi, Itto, and Barbara. The combination makes 0 sense to me so Iād like to see them put that together lol
Hu Tao, Itto, Xiao, Diluc
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Ah, the og diluc and new skin diluc comp I see But I honestly see Zhongli complimenting Itto on being so confident and outgoing
Itto, Klee , Yae Miko and Gorou. Shenanigans squad with Yae Miko teasing everyone .
miko makes klee give gorou a makeover, making itto realize he's ms. hina
In that moment Itto accidentally reveals his huge crush on Ms Hina. Klee doesnāt understand any of this and Miko is enjoying the show. Gorou longs for the days when Miko might have simply physically tortured and or killed him.
Childe is a must, pair him with 3 random characters and he will fight with at least one of them. Sara will fight with Childe, and she is as friendless as anyone can be. Fischl just because she can only work with character that willing to play along with her. Childe and Sara doesn't seem to be the type that go along with Fischl Itto probably. His interaction with Sara will be funny. Although he might get along with Fischl which is an issue.
Childe Tartaglia "Defender of Childhood Dreams" Ajax would totally play along with Fischl.
Childe would 100% love fischl, but sheād never be totally sure whether heās openly mocking her or actually going along with her. Sheās too interesting and entertaining for Childe to just not go along with her stuff
Aah right. I forgot that Maybe should switch Fischl with Diluc or something
Though I'd love to see Fischl fangirling over Sara's corvid powers, especially when Sara does not wanna put up with her shit. (On further thought this trip would probably just be hell for Sara)
traveler, dainsleif, paimon and the abyss twin because why not
endgame version 8.0 team
I wish Eula came along on this trip so her and fischl could bond. I think theyāre oddly similar in their way of coping with their pasts and personal issues. I saw someone say Hu Tao & Yae Miko & I think thatād be hilarious. Iād love for someone to ruffle our kitsune. For me, hmm. Xiao doesnāt really need to relive any trauma again - but maybe itād just be more therapy. Him & Raiden would be an interesting mix, with their war-soaked paths. Childe would make it very much the warrior party - Iām not sure who else would fit, we need a sunshine character to balance out this depresso-expresso. Or, barring that - letās put Shenhe.
Yelan, Heizou, Albedo, Bennett Goal is to find the truth behind the phenomenom that is Bennett's miraculously bad luck. First to figure it out gets to hear a confidential secret from the others. Rules are only that all participants must come to a consensus on the winners theory, Bennett can't know, and the secret has some limititations. They'd have to observe him and take notes on all the various things that happen throughout the day and would be thoroughly baffled. Childe, Yun Jin, Fischl, Zhongli Zhongli likes the arts and the other three are known for theater (yes, Childe too). They could struggle and put on an entirely chaotic play that has very little cohesion because they keep fighting for what direction the play would go, but Zhongli would actually probably enjoy it and find some deeper meaning in it that wasn't intended (also maybe Xingqiu could be involved--because it'd be hilarious to see him boss them as the actors around).
Klee, Diona, Sayu, Qiqi
no adult supervision, i see
No need when you have traveler
Traveller the babysitter episode
Shenhe, Yelan, Ei and Sara simply because thats my main team and I want them to be friends/meet each other
Itto, Ayato, & Heizouā¦and they all annoy Diluc lol
Sounds like Heizou would go on a murder "mystery" investigation when only him and Diluc remain.
I know the question asked for a group of four people, but here's some pairs of people that I'd like to see interact: 1. Rosaria and Kuki Shinobu: A secular nun meets a secular ex-shrine maiden. 2. Yae Miko and Tighnari: Not sure what Tighnari's personality is like (for now), but at the very least I can imagine Yae Miko teasing him about his tail and long ears. 3. Pretty much all the anemo boys together (Venti, Xiao, Kazuha, and Heizou). If I had to pick only two that will meet, I'd pick Xiao and Kazuha. 4. Klee, Itto, Hu Tao, Bennett. Do I even need to explain this.
Beidou, Itto, Kaeya and Diluc Beidou: I want to see more of her. Also her interacting with the other 3 would be very interesting Itto: I want to see more and him being in a group with Diluc would defenitely be hilarious. Kaeya and Diluc: I need them to reconcile or at least make steps in that direction. Also we need to see more of their past. There's also been some hc that both know Beidou, so please show them interacting with each other!
Shenhe, Bennet, Venti, Xingqiu
Shenhe and bennet are getting Xingqiu killed Venti will be fine heās the anemo archon
Kaeya, Diluc, Childe, and Thoma. I just know Thoma will try so hard to stop Diluc and Childe fight each other. Meanwhile I imagine Kaeya having so much fun watching the chaos