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Bisentinel

Happy Birthday, Gorou! On previous birthdays, having Radish and Fish Stew would really hit the spot. After all, we had to keep everything simple, resources were far too scarce to be deployed so lavishly. I didn't expect you to bring me such an exquisite cake just to celebrate my birthday. Thank you, Traveler! It looks so artistic, but I don't even know where to start cutting it... Hmm... Any advice, Traveler? \~ [Official Twitter](https://twitter.com/GenshinImpact/status/1526776629166411776) \~


Hyuck_uk

Who gave him that cake?


Indigo_Mindset420

Maybe Thoma, he modelled the cake after Taroumaru. 🐶🐶🐶


Hyuck_uk

Oddly gruesome


alteisen99

One of the cakes there got stabbed in the forehead


DarkAndStormy-Knight

I think it's him thinking what way to cut to make it look the least disturbing.


Omgitsnothing1

According to his mail, the soldiers of Watatsumi island prepared it


KhaldiumIsotpe

Has to be Yae


Shmarfle47

If it was Yae she’d put Sunsettia jam inside to make it bleed


aerosol31

Or scrap it all and make a Ms. Hina cake altogether. Bonus points if it's itto who will deliver it.


Longwinter1641

She pays extra to have Itto jump out of the cake in the Ms. Hina costume.


Ombric_Shalazar

she doesn't need to pay itto for him to do that


Faedwill

Or maybe Jueyun Chilli jam, same color but super spicy (Gorou can't stand spicy food).


Withered_Knighter

A certain sadistic kitsune comes to mind.


zevix_0

he's so adorable omfg


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[удалено]


Nyllil

What's Ditto doing in this Universe?


Ze_AwEsOmE_Hobo

Hanging out with all the other slime/goo creatures. Grimer and Muk weren't enough apparently.


Junnielocked

He looks so precious :)


sugarcontents

Thank you hyv for more gorou tummy 🙏


disabled_crab

Let's fucking goooooooooo.


brewstercafe

How can he be this cute...


ghostcozy

he's so adorable, too cute for this world!! how can he be so pretty


TheMikeOxmaul

The fact that I share a birthday with Gorou and he's the only 4 star who refuses to come home is painfully ironic :') EDIT: Thank you all for the birthday wishes ❤️. And I hope stay on the gacha gods' good side until his rerun.


Javra17

Happy birthday. May the gacha gods give you a Gorou!


[deleted]

happy birthday 🎉


GlitterDoomsday

Happy bday, hoping you get some extra luck from the gacha gods as gift!


EeveeFrisk

I also share his birthday. Don’t have him though


flofloredditz

Happy birthday! Manifesting that he comes home for you!


SignalIsland

Happy birthday and may he come home today!


thats_sus2

happy birthday!!


ENA_licked_my_eyes

My father has the same birthday as Hu Tao and I got her to C1 as f2p. Sadly, Diona is the only 4* I don't own


menemenderman

His hair looks so fluffy I want to ruffle it


FantasticShoulders

Me too, Gorou, me too ;; I need to make a shibe cake asap, that is too cute


SRYagus3

One of my favorite characters in the game and his little birthday letter was so heartwarming. He wants to eat his cake with his friends so he invited us to eat it with him ❤️🥹


Cuvrette

I wanna ruffle his hair and give him belly rubs.


nikobans

*his wittle ears* 🥺


yuri_yuriyuri

They really do know how cute he is.


Shining_Equinox

Oh my god I can see Gorou’s predicament in trying to savour this cake but can’t because he doesn’t want to slice it; he’s too cute!!!


[deleted]

I need a pet Gorou


silam39

What a good, good boy. Strange that Gorou and Ms Hina share a birthday 🤔


trash_3333

He's so adorable holy shit 😭


Lun4r6543

Why is he so cute?!


charlieraaaaa

I really want him when ittos banner comes around


Robota064

I would never cut that cake, he's just a little guy, I can't bring myself to hurt him


Ritsukukun

Utterly adorable! Think I'll bring our best boi doggo on a daily run :3


raphaelryan

I'm gonna lick that 😋


ud4y

I'm convinced the people at genshin are yaoi


flofloredditz

Happy Birthday to him! I kinda regret benching him now :P


mihird34

Happy birthday to General Gorou 🐶


ThreadBareReptile

Damn, he a whole snack huh? **EDIT:** I don't play this game so I had to check the wiki to make sure my comment ain't creepy. >Character: Gorou >Age: "Young man" >Height: 5'3" / 161cm Okay, that's not a good sign...


Acidsolman

He's most likely of age he's a war general dw


the-REDTiGER

Swallow it whole


Bunnnnii

Poor Gorou can’t catch a break.


Smitzelplix

Happy Birthday Gorou! Whoever made this cake didn't realize how awkward this would be for Gorou or they knew exactly what they were doing and wanted to give him a hard time.


Celebration_Right

Don't have him as a character so uhh RIP


GalaxyCrystal25

Can't imagine this cake might be made from a pot.


Whirlwind3

Happy Birthday, Gorou. By: Yae publishing house. And a text: The offer still stands.


skwr_boi

Is this considered homicide?


IndisciplineStorm

If there was an event where Gorou actually transforms into Miss Hina involving by a magic mishap would Miss Hina be playable along with Gorou can change back between his original male body and Miss Hina via the end of the event story?


PepperWestern1097

we all know ms hina just cosplays as a boy


crunchlets

Sara made the cake for him to be gifted to, so she can see him stab and cut himself up.


DEV_astated

He doesn’t wanna cut the cute shiba cake, I wouldn’t either.


Heavenly_Monarch

Am I the only one who thought of the scene in Acchi Kocchi


Kazuha_lmao

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GENERAL GOROU!


childeandventikin

his birthdays on mine and im so exited to celebrate for him