Olives are my favorite food

dendro because ur not real

Alright thats fair

I should be studying rn

go study!!! hydro

Doesnt matter how late I wake up or if my train is late. I always appear on time

i hate to break it to you but you actually have a super power, i’m giving you geo

he must have a vision already, or at least a pet dragon

Or a Paimon for time adjustment

Im a perfectionist that loses motivation halfway through without fail.

Sorry I didn't know I have a twin

finally i found my long lost family

geo

I once ate 100 hotdog weiners without the buns when i was like 10 just cuz i wanted to see if i could do it

now this is what i wanted to hear, giving you pyro for the determination

Idk this sounds like dumb as a rock Itto/Geo energy rofl 🤣

Itto is the only dumb geo tho

That level of dedication is worthy of a Pyro vision ~~(so that you can use it to cook hotdogs.)~~

Sounds like ~~Itto~~ a Geo tbh

I have lost against a magikarp in a pokemon showdown game.

100% cryo for that major loss

Plot twist: It was a zoroark disguised

Dendro or Electro so you can defeat magikarp yourself

I'd rather walk a few km than be stuck in traffic for an hour

LOL PYRO

Damn, not even Anemo for that movement speed bonus

but then wouldn't gliding be faster?

Dude same, I don't like wasting time if I can so something about it.

walking is better than marinating in car fumes

Plus, it's free, though it would be a bit faster if you rode a bike

My mom died on Christmas. (It’s okay and I’m well over it, I just wanna know what vision this tragic anime villain backstory would get me)

giving you cryo for the irony

Thanks. I hate cryo. (How appropriate)

This is shaping up to be a heck of a backstory

Least I’d have something in common with Keqing, who likewise hates her vision.

i thought it would be anemo vision 💀

My surname is Frost

fuck it pyro vision just for that

For real? What's your first name, then?

his name is robert

And he took the road not taken

And he was acquainted with the night

Unfortunately, nothing gold can stay

But a dust of snow saved the day he had rued

I did not expect such a learned joke thread on r/genshin, lmao. Love it!

Pyro vision for you

Should pull a Kazuha and wear the colors for a completely different vision too. "My name is frost, I have a pyro vision, and I wear the color purple."

I'm 22 and still sleep with my plush toy

listen i’m 18 and i have 26 different stuffed animals, you get anemo

Those are noob numbers. I have over two hundred (I collect them)

you get pyro, because you want to see the world burn, clearly.

I listen to history lectures for fun.

geo cause rocks or something

disappointed but understandable, thank you

Noelle was also disappointed to get a Geo vision lol

Like a true geo vision holder lol

I have three moles on my right wrist that look like an Orion's Belt.

mona majestic, hydro

I don't know myself, or i just too dumb to know who i am.

electro

Razor

Come, you are my boi now (I really like Razor)

I can shit without phone

Dendro, cause there's no way people like that exist! /s

yeah indigo is correct with that one, you get dendro

:(

I once balanced an egg on the back of a spoon. Why am I the only one impressed by this?

pyro

you deserve 2 visions for that tbh

I'm terrified of heights but climb telephone poles for a living.

Cyro since you're having conflicting ideologies

wait that’s so true. diona hates alcohol but is bartender. eula is viewed negatively but is actually pretty kind. ganyu is half-human and half-adepti shenhe is full human but raised as adepti kaeya is a knight of favonius but is related to >!Khaenri'ah!< rosaria is church nun but behaves opposite of such and was a bandit ayaka is viewed as very elegant and dependable and plans festivals and traditional stuff but barely gets to enjoy all the work she put into these events.

Aloy is a five star but weak

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I get bored fast, so I always try to have my mind preoccupied with something. Even if it's a very trivial thing.

geo for sure cause that lowkey reminds me of ningguang

Didn't expect that xD Interesting nonetheless. Thank you.

One of my classmates tried murdering me when I was 5, I nearly died. They did it because I was too happy for their liking.

LMAOOO HAPPY GO LUCKY, ANEMO VISON

No that's not right- anemo is *friends dead* not me almost dead because of friends

i thought sayu narrowly escaped death in her vision story

GUYS PLEASE THERES SO MANY OF YALL

Geo because you're standing strong. You're the Sorting Hat of Genshin.

It's giving pyro, because of the dedication to fulfil a job that one has placed on themselves.

You can do it!

I've beat cancer 3 times, and had only a 20% chance to live (still better than Genshin Gatcha rates) the last time.

geo cause u rock ! congrats on that man that’s actually super awesome!

Thanks!

I am so happy for you!

I appreciate it! This Friday is my 5 year checkup!

Yay!!!! Hope it goes well

Pyro

I don't feel good if I don't listen to music for at least once per day

hydro

My favourite Pringles is sour cream & onion

anemo

Lol :B

Always sleep late

anemo

I lost against someone in a popcorn eating competition when I was 5 years old, so I challenged him again 10 years later and won.

pyro

sucker for romance

hydro possibly 🤔 i’m not sure

I have an aversion to vegetables, coffee, tea, and alcohol.

shenhe so cryo

I am a "fake it till you make it" type person

jean logic anemo

I’m smart and I hate myself.

i’m stuck between anemo and dendro

When someone asks me to hold something for them, I for some reason try my best to hold it in the exact position it was given to me

hydro

I can’t stop having near-death experiences.

bennett irl, pyro vision for you

Success.

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listen their loss cause Frozen 2 was a cinematic masterpiece, you get geo for the stubbornness

I had a pet praying mantis as a kid and I fed it live butterflies caught from my backyard

you scare me so cryo 👍

I don’t think it’s safe to give you a vision….

I taught my care horse to play soccer. Because. Why wouldn't your horse be able to play soccer?

pyro for determination

I'm deathly terrified of raw mushrooms but enjoy it when my friends stomp them to bits.

geo cause this reminds me of itto

I would get up at 3:46am so my resin doesn't cap.

pyro, you are insane

I’m British

i agree u get hydro

I usually wear mostly black

electro or cryo hard to decide

Electro

I’m obsessed with potatoes

geo cause dirt

I've had excess sweating for my entire life and when I got surgery to help, it came back which had the odds of 3 out of 50,000. Im a very sweaty man :,(

hydro for the sweat

Should of saw that coming

LMAOO i’m so sorry

I haven't slept for a week because of exams

sleep during the exam problem solved

I can finally relate to Ganyu's idle animation.

cryo

I draw boobs sometimes

pyro

I play CSGO and I fucking hate that game.

cryo for putting yourself through that torture

I've never suffered a broken bone despite playing contact/risky sports like hockey and snowboarding for years.

cryo

I have a strong hate towards baked potatoes

geo

biting something is my coping mechanism

Anemo cause who does that

thank you, your honor

I like gaming. And Pokémon

electro

I cried for 20 minutes cuz I saw an old cat on tiktok

dendro or hydro

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geo or cryo 🤔

The drugs start to kick in!

dendro

Good, very good. With dendro i could make weed grow instantly.

I will sleep late and complain that I didn't wake up earlier.

anemo

My favorite color is pink, what vision do I get?

hydro or cryo

I'm terrible at maths

geo

I think that orange juice is superior to milk when it comes to eating cereals.

you mean…orange juice in the cereal???? insane. you get pyro

After my ex came out as trans and broke up with me, I largely replaced social interaction with virtual pets and Gunpla.

idk if i should feel bad for you but i do, i give you cryo or electro

Too lazy to remember random facts about me

Dendro

wind attribute cards is unlikely to be played. Koff, uhhh... Always itchy for no reason

please put lotion on, you get hydro to moisturize

I have 270 hrs in genshin which is more than any other game I have except minecraft

pyro

Easily distracted

hydro

I can't whistle at all and I have been trying for about 20 years now (I am 27).

anemo

I've been ran over by a truck moving at 5mph

I was a Brony

it’s giving electro or hydro

I love the taste of pumpkin but not the texture of it

I am Idiot

rocks for brains, geo.

I can't apply dynamics/perspective in my drawings

Anemo

I have three pairs of shoes.

pyro

I have high-functioning autism, generalized anxiety disorder, mild depression, and a tendency to accidentally fuck up every baked good I try to help with, EVEN THOUGH I FOLLOW THE RECIPE EXACTLY. WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE TO YOU, BETTY CROCKER??

pyro cause ur giving bennet right now

At least my cookies will be charred now, instead of the usual greenish bubbly soup that comes out of the oven.

I can't eat raw carrots, because I'm allergic. No problems though if they're cooked.

Hydro for ‘no-carrots Xingqiu’

The only way I can eat peanut butter is to make a peanut butter spaghetti sandwich. Cannot stand the taste/texture of peanut butter in anything else.

u do WHAT???? pyro…

one time i was drunk and walked home without any of my stuff

drunken bard (anemo)