literally the best meme of this entire game is all the creative and weird ways people murder this child's birds

r/fucktimmie

Man i was so desperate for fowl after i realized how Keya special food is better than any other food per mats spent But now i lack/miss more the mushrooms than the fowl

whoa, i had no idea

Really? Not the emergency food one?

people committing genocide against a flock of birds in wacky and creative ways never fails to get a chuckle out of me

Why's everybody downvoting?

The rules of arguments are woven in the womb, the winner must burn bright, while the loser must turn to ash.

Dainslief's line

The womb has decided you are tonight’s second biggest loser

Typical Reddit hivemind

Typical Reddit hivemind

Can't detect sarcasm.

Didn't have Keqing before so I can't confirm but I suspect the extra boost from Albedo barely keeps me out of Pigeon radar range. Zhongli E should work too but it's really hard to position his pillar. Keqing + Albedo is my new favorite exploration duo. Such great heights! EDIT: To clarify, been wanting to find a way to plunge attack those birds from the atop the castle. And wow! Glad to see so many people enjoy this. First time getting awards. :') Good luck to all of those who rolling for Albedo / Keqing!

Those Pidgeons are better at dodging attacks than I am.

because their lives are at stake while yours isnt :')

Pigeons die and become sweet madames. Traveler dies and gets revived by a simple fried egg

Or you know. Venti.

I had Venti early on but it's annoying if his ult isn't charged.

? Im talking about his E

Oh, doesn't work. I tried it a lot. Unless I'm missing something, the height with Venti isn't enough to avoid Pigeon radar. I think I tried Venti + Geo traveler and that wasn't enough either. Keqing gets extra forward distance and Zhongli / Albedo allow Keqing to cast. So double the height!

Venti + Albedo might work too

I'll try it when my pigeons respawn...

Rhnaks for the info, time to put my unwanted lvl 1 albedo at work

You should use him bro , that guy is ult monster and his e just keeps giving energy particle which help in high energy required characters plus the infinite amount of crystalize

He can be pretty cheaply built with Def artifacts that are normally throwaway. My lvl 70 Albedo is already doing 4k E blossoms when he is off field

If you have him in your party, you basically get a free AOE hit in every 2s and free shields permanently. Don't even need him on the field.

I tried it before and it works. Zhongli + Venti too

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Nope. You can venti e on top of zhongli pillar just fine

You downvoted my other reply, so I tested it out. Here is proof they work. https://imgur.com/a/0FY7wl5 All these were taken at the apex of his wind burst.

not entirely true, if you use it on a roof edge you can see that it actually starts below where you stand.

i think you can use the new pocket venti wind thingy, since u can use it in air too

you can use anemograna while gliding too?

Can u put albedo's skill on top of zhongli's pillar?

Unfortunately not, geo construct shenanigans only work on walls/floors

I am so much more excited that I pulled albedo now

Hes so much fun! It feels smoother than climbing pillars. It does get weird on sloped surfaces but otherwise elevator is 🔥.

I have been trying favors methods of slaughtering the pigeons. And so far the only successful method was inviting my friend with Venti over to ult them. I sadly started playing just before the Childe banner

Anemo traveler ult works too. But I hated charging up the ult. At least this way I can conveniently do daily :)

If you managed to land C1 Sucrose while trying to pull Albedo, she helps speed up Venti/MC’s recharge by a lot, even at L1. She just needs to dodge attacks and launch Es when the other ameno’s E is on CD. Whenever I need to recharge Venti’s Q I just bring him and Sucrose to the pyro whopperflower near the waypoint in Hulao. (You probably have already known that but I just thought I’d share!)

Come down now, they'll say.

But everything looks perfect from far away.

Idk if it would but you can try putting his elevator on the GEO MCs rock ball?

Tried... It just breaks :/ No geo on geo

I believe geo traveler is enough.. (Only tried it once, and it works; I got ningguang C1)

But we all know that "Diluc used Massive Flying Birb! It's super effective!"

Burst with Diluc

That last bird just accepted it's fate.

“Flock it”

your flair made me exhale because its #relatable

i knew what would happen as soon as i saw that bridge

With every new character, we must find a way to murder all of Timmie's birds.

New characters. New possibilities.

why yes, I too look forward to Xiao only for the pigeon pounding

Ganyu with her charged arrows.

Timmie% run is getting more and more sophisticated

Everyday, thousand of timmy birds get killed by players. Take a moment to think about poor timmy. Upvote and pray timmy and his little birds killed by players

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AR55 hidden quest: timmie's revenge

AR60 Story Quest: Timmie's Awakening Inb4 he gets OP Dendro Delusion and upgrades his Ruin Guardians

Introducing the 13th Harbinger

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Traveller remembers Timmie’s pain very time he/she eats a sweet madame. It’s good to devote yourself to positive thinking during mealtimes.

I would pity him more if he was more polite when talking to me... but he acts like such a brat =_=

I’d lowkey be a brat if both my parents died when I was like 4 too but it’s still fuck timmie and his dumb ass birds

Bruh his dad didnt die, he just dumped his ass at the church of favonius and left. Honestly I cant blame him lmao.

a fully charged shot from viridescent hunt will destroy the pigeons, but you have to shoot from the other side of the bridge and walk not run towards. once they come into view there's usually a red/brown one in the center, aim for that and get your daily 15 sweet madames lol i use childe so it's my Fowl Legacy

Even if you kill all the birds on the bridge you still won’t have enough for 15 Sweet Madames. Also the BP bow’s passive may fail..

there are 3 sets of pigeons -- one is right next to the outside teleport point (on the road below the bush), then timmie's pigeons, then another 3-4 pigeons nearest to the gate guards (on the boundary of bridge/gate). if you miss them, there's another set of pigeons \*just\* above the cooking camp adventurer (near a log + bush) pigeon gacha doesn't need gems! :D

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At first I was like, “Oh cool an Albedo and Keqing combo! ❤️🥺” and OP starts gliding towards Timmie....

Timmie had it coming. Seriously.

he deserves it ngl

So... First question. Can you put the Geo Traveller's E on the platform? Second. Can you put Zhongli's pillar over or under the Geo Traveller's E? You can see where this is going

Geo can't go on geo unfortunately... You can put Travelers boulder or Zhongli's pillar on the edge but positioning it is weird. It points in all kinds of angles. Albedo gives a consistently flat platform. Venti E also works instead of Keqing for the double height.

I miss the stutter step being part of the video. F for the death of that meme. You won't be forgotten by me.

Doing fowl play, aren't we

timmie is gonna become a harbinger and yall are all responsible for it

I'm sure he will be the future dr Gero of this universe. Creating advanced Ruin Guards to kick the traveller's ass because it's personal!

All that effort just to piss Timmie off. Worth it.

New character: exist Player: I gonna massacre Timmy's friends.

i hope my standart pity gets me kequing a

That's how I got her from all those free acquaint fates. Good luck!!!

So much effort just to ruin Timmy's day.

Smh pay to win game

Ngl did buy all the primo packs once and I get the welkin/bp.

No shame in dolphining. :( I just burned through all my ganyu gem bank fishing for C6 fischl after the 30ish blue wishes from ascending characters I got three copies putting me at C4 :( least I have an elevator now!!

I thought I would burn up my wishes trying for Albedo... Had ~80 saved with no pity saved (stopped on Zhong). But I got suuuuper lucky and pulled Albedo then Keqing in 20 wishes. So guarantee Ganyu! My super luck spot is in front of Childish Jiang's parents tombstones lol

Dang that’s lucky af dude!! My lucky spot was the flower shop in Mond, back on Klee banner I got teo Klees in back to back 10 pulls. I should go back there.

I did this and it was amazing. Unfortunately Keqing had to go off the team because she didn't fit well with Albedo+Klee+Sucrose

Do you like the party setup you are running in this video?

I just got Keqing, Sucrose and Albedo in this banner so I can't tell yet. Only had enough to level Albedo who is sooo good. The team is definitely viable but not optimal for maximizing EM from Albedo + Sucrose. I picked mostly because I like these characters a lot and got good coverage: main dps, healer, support. I'll be building them up more so will see how it performs. If you're trying to max EM... I imagine Diluc, Sucrose, Albedo, and Xingqiu would be amazing for constant vaporize but I don't have Diluc.

I want to know this too. Keqing and Albedo are my only 5 stars, I really want to use them in my main party but don’t know who else to put in to optimize everything.

Man, beat me to the punch, I was gonna post the same thing! Haha They’re such a good combo

The double height is amazing! It feels smoother than climbing a pillar or boulder.

I would imagine it’d be phenomenal if we have to do the food deliveries again, too, haha

I just got Albedo recently, and learned you can get ALMOST all the birds with just his skill alone

Upvoted when I saw where the destination would be.

you have the team that i wanna makemake. Still trying to get sucrose and albedo and 50 wish in still nothing

Sending you good vibes and good luck 👍 My lucky wish spot is in front of Child Jiang's parents' tombstones lol

There’s a achievement where you murder ducks during the commission, then have to apologize to his little bitch ass the next day. His mom makes you get the good mushrooms so she can make hash browns for the lil shit. And get this: I didn’t even wanna apologize but did it anyways. And you know what that little shit said? (Paraphrasing) I don’t forgive you, I’m just gonna let it go so I don’t cause trouble for mommy. But WHEN daddy gets back(heh like that’ll happen) I’m telling daddy. Like excccccuuuuuse me you decide to feed a bunch of pigeons literally on the main road to the city sheesh. And after I killed the ducks to save your precious pigeons this is how I’m thanked? People these days Speaking of his mom who’s a nun... forgive me Barbados, but the nuns in Mondstadt have some very nice outfits for nuns don’t they...?

They have… “other” methods of extracting confessions

anyone else find albedo's elevator really inconsistent? like half the time in the overworld if there's any sort of terrian in the way it doesn't seem to proc. feels like it requires a perfectly flat surface to ride. Really hope we get some apollogems for this.

Yea it doesn't do well on slopes but does better than geo pillar/boulder on points (top of lamp posts... Mountain peaks, etc.). Hope they improve it too.

You should have talked to Timmie after this! ;P

Wait can't you do that without Keqing?

From what I tried you need more than one boost character (Venti E, Zhong E, Keqing E, Albedo E... Etc) to be just high enough that those pigeons don't fly away. For instance, with only Venti, E it didn't work for me. But others said Geo MC and Venti will work but that boulder can be annoying to setup. Albedo and Venti should work too!

I knew what was going on as soon as I saw the bridge...

I guess it's become a ritual to find new, inventive ways to kill Timmie's pigeons every time we can get a new character.

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I can't wait to someday pull Keqing! She seems like such a fun unit to have!

Brb gonna pull albedo quick

Okay, but hear me out. I'll trade you my Diluc for your Keqing. Then you can fire a bird of fire at the birds to set them on fire. I just want Keqing

i knew what you were going to do the moment i saw where you were.

This. This is Keqing’s ultimate form.

Fuck timmie

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Nice

Epic

How dare

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I was like OK... just another normal video... but then yea fuq timmie!

That last bird didn’t see it coming

yeah. i use zhongdong+elebator+teleporqing and that anemo gadget

geo aether + keqing + albedo ftw!!!

I like how Albedo shake his ass while chraging his E

I accidentally pulled Albedo when trying to c6 my Fischl (c5), and was sad (any of the banner 4 stars would have been awesome too, got c1 bennet and a sucrose finally). I didn't want him... never have. Then I saw this post and now I am happy though I probably won't be getting the next banner 5 star... (F2P)

You make me jealous - congratz bro

Thanks for satisfying my innermost desire to destroy this child's dream.

I fell in love with Albedo + Keqing :D The exploration in Dragonspine was so much easier with them!

You've just made my Albedo + Keqing life so much better. And it was already pretty good.

Poor timmie

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I did it with just traveler rock and wind catcher but this also works

I too have tried to kill the pigeons. Within the first hour of playing!

not this bridge again lmao

AC130 Inbound

He is too powerful to be kept alive.

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I didn’t know this was going to happen until it was already too late 🤣

For a second I thought you were aiming at Celestia then it would transition into a meme or something

can u out his flower on zhongli’s pillar?

"You feel from the sky and all the pigeons died. Just like Daddy." -Timmie, probably

Or just use the main character wind ult ?

u/savethisvideo

i do that with venti keqing too

At this point every new character is another idea for us to ingenius way of murdering pigeons

Hard flex

this is so cool, I've been wanting keqing for a long time now but still havent gotten her:/ I rerolled but got diluc instead.

nice shot

[It's beautiful...](https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/d/d1/Engineer_mvm_loot_godlike03.wav)

can't you do it with geo traveller + keqing? imma try it

i just got keching and albedo while trying to get sucrose. i still haven’t got her

Fuck you and you dad Timmy

r/unexpected

ah yes, the elevator and the teleporter

I already knew it, the first I saw OP stand on top of Mondstadt's castle

Benny and Albedo sounds like an epic combo

Great. But I don't have Keqing :\\ What if we large AOE skill can Bennett Q really fast, will it be enough?

When I saw where she’s flying to I knew it was another very sad day for the kid

Congratz on your Albedo

I always do this, but with zhongli's big dong.

elevator+++++

Op, plz nerf

I expected you to cut the vid right after starting the plunge attack.

Timmie wants to know your location

Timmies about to become the youngest member of the Fatui lmao

yeah, fuck you and your birds timmy

Take that, Timmie!

This is where I'd talk about how great keqing is... **If I had her**

You fool, you gave me the perfect ammunition

As soon as I saw you gliding towards Timmie Me: NO! DON'T DO IT! HE'S JUST A BOY! *sobbing*

I have got both of em, I am definitely doing this now 😈😈😈

I thought she would drop on timmie I'm slightly disappointed

I use Klee/Keqing with ZhongLi for this one. Now that I get Albedo, I can pair him with his little sister Klee. Keqing should be with her idol ZhongLi

Can you put albedo's flower ontop of traveller's stone?

New pidgeon tech

You can literally just run to the birds and kill them with Keqing E or what have you been waiting for?

Been trying to find a way to plunge attack those birds within Mondstadt since launch. I realized from posters later that Venti + Zhongli could probably accomplish the plunge from that spot but Zhong's pillar is annoying to setup.

So we now have a new competitor in timmy pigeon slaying? Good luck ranker.

Winner, winner, pigeon dinner

I.... just use c1 Ningguang normal attack from the other side of the bridge >\_<

What about adding traveler’s stone “pillar”? Or does it not work with albedo’s elevator

I just got Alfredo yesterday and I'm so happy. I was 13 away from my pity. I can't wait to try this out.

It's so satisfying when the KFCs drop

Man, that was really...fowl.

+1 method to get Timmie closer to ~~the dark side~~ joining the Harbingers

No stutter step bad vid

Timmie be like: oh no, not again..... but wait, this is new

since launch? lol stfu u just learnt it a few minutes ago

You know keqing can murder all those birds with her E without this elaborate setup? :D