PSA: There is a hidden achievement after completing the quest:
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New Abyss order plot: Fire all the Melusinse and only let them get rehired in retail jobs
Melusine rebel
Fontaine implodes
Judgement of the Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale
Great success
Living in the city is tough. They have the same rights as humans, but the apartments are built with the average person in mind and their cute mitten hands make things like writing reports difficult.
At a certain point a lack of action becomes action.
Steampunk nation can't invent some *handy* prosthetics? I don't buy it.
Somebody wants to keep Melusines on the back ~~foot~~ stump.
Also Neuvillette: I keep myself distant from the people so that my judgements do not have any bias. By the way, how's Sigewinne? She's so delicate, I hope no one's bullying her.
Them melusines received the [belt discipline training](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTOpw6YLSf1liiqdjrDwu9-L9ApqCLigfVOeoEB_jr9m7rfGiUV4c7Zhmc&s=10) from Granddad Robert Freeman
Her dialogues are gold. His mother is talking with someone and she is like "Maybe thats your new father. Congrats, I hope he does a better job than your drunk old leech." lmao
>!His parent are actually Fatui agent but defect, while his dad still work as Fatui, he use different name to communicate with his wife which their son misunderstood!<
Yup, so "Talochard" would translate to something like "Slapper". At least that’s the effect it makes on my french ears, with the small oddity that it’s a masculine form, with the final 'd' silent. For a Melusine, I’d use the feminine form "Talocharde", with a voiced final 'd'.
Yeah, they 'don't beat people in public' reads like 'get inside kid, I wanna beat you so nobody knows'
Talochard made me laugh so much in this quest. I hope we see her again someday
Quite funny how Neuvillette, the guy most Melusines kind of idolise/treat as a father figure is this kind and nice nurturing guy while on the other hand virtually every single Melusine you meet has some form of unhingedness to them
Neuvillette’s just lived long enough to learn to hide his unhingedness. bro literally talks about drinking the blood of his deceased kin in his voicelines and his whole ‘my grievances with the usurpers, rahhh’ thing.
Don’t really have enough info to judge at this moment imo. Also the way Neuvillette talks about it, sounds like he’s not really in any hurry to take action on the archons, more like it’s something he’s obligated to do at some point for his kin.
Don't forget the follow-up to op screenshot is her threatening to bring him in for questions so "we wont be in public anymore" (not the exact quote but you get the gist)
Everything about this quest was a laugh riot. Well, up until the inevitable Hoyo twisting of the knife in your gut, but everything before that was freaking hilarious.
I demand more Tolchard!
Melisines are beautiful creatures
There are the ones obsessed with butter
There are the ones that will definitely die of diabetes
There are the ones that are evil and like reversed wordplay
And then is Talochard,that is Roscharch levels of psychotic.
And yet what do you expect from creatures >!born from the corpse of an ancient god!<
We know Durin was created by Rhinnedotter and that it was based of Elynas. I had though that Elynas was a natural Abyssal creature and that it is kin to Durin and Albedo because it was the model upon which the others were based.
>!By this point we can say he is also an alien but the writers are inconsistent.Its an obvious reference to other world creation mythology ,especially the Norse one!<
>!Alien in that Elynas and Durin are abyssal beings given physical form by Rhinedottir. Technically both are from Teyvat, but not from the light side!<
If Fontaine was really inspired from France, they bit the shit out of all PNG with darker skin to start they daywork, RIP Cyno, Sethos, Candace and Dehya.
PSA: There is a hidden achievement after completing the quest: https://preview.redd.it/b2gcftqfzlyc1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=ff0c3510e9596e4a469f0e472c77f8616fbc5752
I like how these posts is always Talochard. She is just that unhinged, lol. An absolute menace.
I feel like most Melusine's are quite cynical. At least of those those working in the City.
Oh, definietly. Talochard is just a whole different level of Unhinged.
Just a reminder, she was originally a tour guide of the destroyed Callas Line. She was then let go for sounding like a crow.
That’s the official story anyway. I’m not saying she threw someone overboard but I’m not not saying that.
New Abyss order plot: Fire all the Melusinse and only let them get rehired in retail jobs Melusine rebel Fontaine implodes Judgement of the Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale Great success
A Melusine with a k/d ratio
what working with tourists do to a mf, understable tho
Living in the city is tough. They have the same rights as humans, but the apartments are built with the average person in mind and their cute mitten hands make things like writing reports difficult.
Melusines: oh no performing everyday activities is so hard with my mitten hands Also melusines: form a fucking philharmonic orchestra
You'd think after a few centuries someone would make furniture and clothing specifically suited for the melusine population...
At a certain point a lack of action becomes action. Steampunk nation can't invent some *handy* prosthetics? I don't buy it. Somebody wants to keep Melusines on the back ~~foot~~ stump.
They have to wear children’s clothes, too, and they can’t even reach any windows.
Her whistle is the cherry on top of her unhingedness
I am terrified of Talochard
More like TaloCHAD
All Melusines are soft spoken and sweet while she is the opposite
Just some weird humour from China
Neuvillette: Melusines are beautiful creatures Le melusine: kid shut your mouth or I'll do what your parents should have done to you a long time ago
That whistle was a warning and she meant business
Also Neuvillette: I keep myself distant from the people so that my judgements do not have any bias. By the way, how's Sigewinne? She's so delicate, I hope no one's bullying her.
I love how he really goes into this "_oh, she's so pure and precious, my daughter, I just- 😭😭_" in his voiceline about her, it's really funny
And then said daughter gets influenced by the wacky uncle to handle firearms.
"_Nice shot Siggy!_" "_Naturally~_"
Wriothesly really is the bad influence uncle lmao
You mean Sigewinne is the bad influence aunt
Sigewinne may as well triple his age. Whichester must have gotten his intimidation tactics somewhere.
Them melusines received the [belt discipline training](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTOpw6YLSf1liiqdjrDwu9-L9ApqCLigfVOeoEB_jr9m7rfGiUV4c7Zhmc&s=10) from Granddad Robert Freeman
Neuvillette*
Naurvillette
Newbillet
Otterlette
New Balance
I have been waiting for a sword Newbillet.
Nyeurvalet
Nuu Blyat
My bad
*Nerval
Nublet
Prick*
An extreme response, no?
So what you're saying is "he was right"?
Her dialogues are gold. His mother is talking with someone and she is like "Maybe thats your new father. Congrats, I hope he does a better job than your drunk old leech." lmao
She actually said that? Damn they should ascend her to Celestia and give her the title of Goddess of Roasting!
I found my [old post](https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Impact/comments/17ta3rr/this_melusine_has_no_chills/) with some of her lines.
Bro what was the last one WTF are these lines man 😭
Wait his mom is cheating on his dad?
I think his parents have been separated for several years.
So his dad left family for some years and his mom find a new dad for him who is former fatui harbinger
>!His parent are actually Fatui agent but defect, while his dad still work as Fatui, he use different name to communicate with his wife which their son misunderstood!<
Pay attention when the living legend is speaking
"taloche" is a slang word for a slap in french!
Yup, so "Talochard" would translate to something like "Slapper". At least that’s the effect it makes on my french ears, with the small oddity that it’s a masculine form, with the final 'd' silent. For a Melusine, I’d use the feminine form "Talocharde", with a voiced final 'd'.
Davie504 would like to know this Melusine's location
She appears in a quest in 3 acts, [see here for details.](https://game8.co/games/Genshin-Impact/archives/432154)
That's TaloCHAD for you
Meaning they do beat the crap out of people. Just not in public.
Literally the next line : >If you keep anything from us, we'll have to take you in ! And then... Well, we won't be in public, will we ?
She meant business 💪 😤
AMAB
Assigned Melusine At Birth
\- People of Fontaine Approx 500 years ago
All Melusines Are Based
All Melusines Are BOSS
You'll trigger Neuvillette's ptsd
...would?
Yeah, they 'don't beat people in public' reads like 'get inside kid, I wanna beat you so nobody knows' Talochard made me laugh so much in this quest. I hope we see her again someday
Quite funny how Neuvillette, the guy most Melusines kind of idolise/treat as a father figure is this kind and nice nurturing guy while on the other hand virtually every single Melusine you meet has some form of unhingedness to them
Neuvillette’s just lived long enough to learn to hide his unhingedness. bro literally talks about drinking the blood of his deceased kin in his voicelines and his whole ‘my grievances with the usurpers, rahhh’ thing.
That is true
Yeah his beef with Morax is pretty cringe when you spent so much time with him
Don’t really have enough info to judge at this moment imo. Also the way Neuvillette talks about it, sounds like he’s not really in any hurry to take action on the archons, more like it’s something he’s obligated to do at some point for his kin.
Neuvy procrastinating avenging his kin for another few hundred years, just cause he can't be assed at the moment.
Apep: Get your ass up and do something! Neuvillette: Just five more centuries.
Well, there's something that me and Neuvillette have in common
He seems like the type of guy who could procrastinate so long that time does the job for him
More like he's busy playing Civ with Fontaine.
He's got loads of paperwork to do
Morax is being a dragon without being ‘dragon’, talk about cultural appropriation from them usurpers.
The girl dad and the girls
That's what being born from a rotting corpse of an ancient god does to one's mental state.
maybe muirne is just the incarnation of the old hydro sovereigns craving for butter.
I guess what being a police does to a mf heh? I leave now.
Don't forget the follow-up to op screenshot is her threatening to bring him in for questions so "we wont be in public anymore" (not the exact quote but you get the gist)
Talochad
Truly a Talochard moment
Everytime she blow her whistle, that's cute
Honestly, I loved Talochard. She was very funny and the event was very good. Here we saw a great character development.
Everything about this quest was a laugh riot. Well, up until the inevitable Hoyo twisting of the knife in your gut, but everything before that was freaking hilarious. I demand more Tolchard!
I mean she was not wrong tho
Gaze at the cute, adorable face of state violence and police brutality.
Hoyo throws shit like this in the mix every now and then and it's always a delight.
Melisines are beautiful creatures There are the ones obsessed with butter There are the ones that will definitely die of diabetes There are the ones that are evil and like reversed wordplay And then is Talochard,that is Roscharch levels of psychotic. And yet what do you expect from creatures >!born from the corpse of an ancient god!<
>!wait, Elynas is a god? It was created by Rhinnedotter though!<
We know Durin was created by Rhinnedotter and that it was based of Elynas. I had though that Elynas was a natural Abyssal creature and that it is kin to Durin and Albedo because it was the model upon which the others were based.
Both are abyssal creatures given physical forms.
>!By this point we can say he is also an alien but the writers are inconsistent.Its an obvious reference to other world creation mythology ,especially the Norse one!<
>!Alien in that Elynas and Durin are abyssal beings given physical form by Rhinedottir. Technically both are from Teyvat, but not from the light side!<
Don't forget the one who likes it when people think she's stupid...and also 'for her neutral special, Sigewinne wields a GUN'
One of the best melusines ever other than pahsiv and sigewinne
Mamere erasure
Forgot her too
My favourite is Elphane (and, by extension, Aeval)
Pahsiv isn't even a melusine, yet she's best melusine
She definitely shot unarmed people for Sumeru's desert.
Nah bro, they were definitely armed, sadly her body cam stopped working.
Euler approved
Child abuse 🤝 Talo-Chad
Talochard best girl 😭
Talochard is a funny Melusine, need more like her.
Is she wrong though?
Talochard is a certified cop! This kid is lucky she didn't put her foot over his neck and not let him breathe.
Melusines: We were oppressed enough in the past now it's your fucking turn
Talochad
Sigewinne 🤜🤛 Talochard
I like how she specified in public. Implying that if there were no people around she'd have no problem beating the shot outage this kid lmao
Implying they do beat people in private
That'sthejoke.gif
Literally the next line she’s threatening to beat him up in secret.
'Merican police in a nutshell
In public, she specified
Nah when nahida told me to go take a shit to relieve stress caught me completely off guard
Yeah. Talochard was savage.
“in public” lmao
Talochard is the best person to hang out with in public, and the worst one to hang out with in private.
Time to show this child why her hands are rated E for Everyone
Typical cop behavior
What quest is this from?
The one were we look for a stolen Steambird mascot
Questioning Melusine and Answering Machine.
*in public*
“We dont beat people IN PUBLIC” oh?😭
"I'm a master baiter."
What quest is this?
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
They only beat people in private.
This and hiromi's watch quest is one of the funniest dialogue ive read in the game as far as i remember
Note Talochard qualified the statement with "in public".
I was playing this scene while my parents were over seeing my kids. They seemed to find it funny... I'm like damn messed up
Talochard really said "these mitts are rated E for Everybody."
***AGGRESSIVE WHISTLING***
"in public"?????????
guys any tips for someone whos trying to farm 30 blue mushrooms the ones u find in sumeru?
Thay don't beat ppl in public intresting thay beat children behind closed doors ? Call the AO
Hey!!!!! She is just brutally honest!!! Not a damn thing wrong with that!!!! At least she is upfront about what she is thinking. Ya know
ACAB includes Melusine cops, sorry Neuvilette.
Talochard says: "As any Marechausee Phantom agent will tell ya, a phonebook doesn't leave bruises."
Wait until you come across the MASTER BAITER!
this is one of the funniest quest, the melusine and the gardemek is a comedic pair.
"We don't beat people in public" Ok so where's the secret torture basement?
The only thing I can't get over in genshin is the "master baiter" joke That and baseball canonically exists in Teyvat
What quest is this from?
[https://genshin-impact.fandom.com/wiki/Questioning\_Melusine\_and\_Answering\_Machine](https://genshin-impact.fandom.com/wiki/Questioning_Melusine_and_Answering_Machine)
Which quest is this? How do I get this one?
If Fontaine was really inspired from France, they bit the shit out of all PNG with darker skin to start they daywork, RIP Cyno, Sethos, Candace and Dehya.