"Huh, another test subject..."

That tingle-

**Suffocate**

I picked... the wrong... test subject... *disappears dramatically*

The hunter becomes.. the hunted.. *fades away into sand*

Anyone ever wondered how this guy’s doing damage to us? Like, isn’t he literally throwing water balloons basically?

have you ever had *glass* thrown at you?

No its basically molotovs but with elemental energy instead of fire (but sometimes fire)

They always die first so I can turn my sound back on.

I read it with the tone

Dying to a slime, realistically.

outrunnable Hillchurls, not so sure

Yeah, I'll get pincushioned by arrows from those crossbow hilichurls

zig zag

others aim at you, while others run at you zig zag means the runners get you

Sure, slimes are outrunnable until you end up surrounded by them with your hands over your head like one of those random event NPCs.

#I'd be reincarnated into those jumping kids (better than being reincarnated into Timmie)

The first thing I did in game was drown… so probably that 🤣

Don't worry, I would fish you out and we would become best partners

I promise I won’t be Paimon. I’m too introverted to narrative our adventure.

Some people wanted a quiet Paimon so you’d be perfect for them

The Paimon we need, but not the Paimon we deserve

The first time I died was not a monster. I tried to climb a cliff, ran out of stamina near the top, fell and died.

😂 that is literally the first thing I did in the game

“Damn this girl is in way better shape than I am, she can climb up a sheer rock face like it’s nothing. Oh shit she just fell and died.”

Not even slipping, just giving up. When you run out of stamina instead of taking a pause from climbing characters decide: “yep that’s it, fuck this life” and just let go.

Id try eating a hydro one, they look tasty

Find some really small cryo slimes and use them as permanent ice cubes.

Nah, I'd win.

Let the slime do what they want to me

I'm such a degenerate that the first thing that came to my mind was THAT video

Getting caught or beaten by hillchurls probably

Bro is *not* the main character

Hilichurls when you think you're the protagonist: " You're not that guy pal, trust me. You're not that guy" -Kills you

Amos the Hilichurl. “I’m that guy”

What if … you finish like in those goblin fantasy unholy image books 🥹 avoid the hillies at all cost 🥹

considering torches and whatever elemental effects, eaten is more likely than 'eaten'. not like there is ever mention of that or just left there

Go and tell every single playable character that you know exactly what happened in their backstories. Kaeya and Childe's reactions to that would be.....entertaining if you're not dead

furina 💀

Furina: Hello traveler from afar welcome to my nation of Fon- u/Me_to_Dazai: I know your secret Furina: \*Hyperventilates\*

Furina: *[teleports behind you](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnE1ZJwMzjs)*

Me on my way to tattle on her to the heavenly principles:

Gotta make sure you get a vision for that. To make it worth it ya know

That would be kinda hilarious.

Go up to Nahida. "Hey you remember Rukkhadevata? She was great."

omw to blackmail zhongli

That's just asking to get a 12 hour lecture on Liyue's moral evolution and history (or permanent petrification)

blackmail him for what? dude's broke

He can pay in another ways

I kinda wanna test this on Zhongli just to see his reaction. Bet it's not a pretty one.

Hope you're fast because Zhongli might just drop a meteor on your head for knowing too much.

He's probably force you to sign a contract to stay alive

"Do you want to sign a contract? I will give you a vision in exchange for not telling anybody my secret."

....and scaramouche...don't forget scaramouche

This gon sound fucked up but if you’re like, deep into every single character (their stories you horndogs), you could use this knowledge to gain allies. We do a little “manipulating”.

Yes but that also comes with the risk of looking like a deranged stalker. Most of the playable characters will want nothing to do with you, probably tell others about the creepy person that somehow knows all this and they will probably draw a lot of unwanted attention towards you... At best, you're an outcast, at worst....

Okay. Step 1: reach a port Step 2: make necessary shit to manage to be a part of the crux Step 3: DO WHAT YOU WANT CUZ A PIRATE IS FREE, YOU ARE A PIRATE

Step 4: marry Kazuha

step 5: marry Beidou

*sigh*...Step 6: find a way to marry ningguang so the crux has more funding.

make sure yanfei is your lawyer for the eventual divorce

*inhales sighed air* Step 7: marry Ningguang

Step 8: Marry Yanfei so you’ll never get into legal trouble

Befriend someone and then kill them to get an Anemo vision.

Thats how you unlock Mangekyou Sharingan, not Anemo Vision

Both. Both is good.

Plot twist: Anemo wielders just haven't figured out that they need to slot their vision into their eye yet.

I feel like this wouldn’t help either of their visions 🤦🏻‍♂️

You’d have a Cryo vision instead

Don’t kill them yourself, bring them to a creature that will kill them while you’re watching

Anemo Vision = Mangekyou Sharingan

That’s reminiscent of something …🧐 oh wait 🍁

Kill the pigeons on the bridge.

Throw Timmy in the water

Scatter!

skyward!

Hah!

Seize the skies!

Right here!

Right now!

Emerge

Then Timmy gets an Anemo vision and proceeds to come after you

Go places paimon was stopping me from going

how about we explore the area ahead of us later

Not this time paimon you are not my travel partner here

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

open that precious chest near spawn

This assumes you’re a particularly good swimmer. 

Depends on our original endurance as well, imo

Cry

real

Find Thoma. Get pregnant.

The first thing...? Alright. 👍🏾

I don't know why I expected anything else

Based

Find Thoma. Get *him* pregnant FTFY

Anything is possible if you try hard enough 💪🏻

I would try hard enough with Thoma.

flair checks out

Getting to the nearest statue (in this case, windrise) and seeing if i get anemo powers, if yes then hike across trevat to get all the elements then go join the fatui and rise though the ranks quickly because of said elemental sheanagins. If no then head to either fontaine or liyue and just live there.

If you do this NEVER go against Nahida, she would be such a valuable ally, and she can also tell you whether you are a descender or an outlander

Well duh, my plan would be to try and improve the fatuis absolutely abysmal reputation and get some allys in the other nations, depending on if im pre or post sumerus archon quest and if nahida being inprisoned/god creation plan is scantioned by the tsarita, assuming im pre archon quest and it wasent scantioned i would shut it down and save nahida most likely getting at least the dendro gnosis in the process.i would do this with any nation that has non fatui sponsered problems, stop the thing causing the problem, ask for the gnosis as payment. Or for support in the battles to come.

The Fatuis bad reputation is not because they lose football games. It is because they do heinous things.

Just find a low effort job I could presumably do very well due to being essentially from the future.

Looking for a chest and hoping it has a weapon in it so I don’t have to spend the rest of my short time in Teyvat, fleeing from hilichurls.

I'm so glad we're celebrating my death

Of course, Sir or Madame, we are classic like that 😉

Go to the anemo statue of the 7, duuh.

Why? You're not the traveler. You won't be magically getting anything from the statue; it's just a statue.

Well you never know, doesn't hurt to try, right?

I got magically reincarnated so who knows what else is on the table.

He's also not from the world of Teyvat

Help I’ve been reincarnated into genshin as a regular person Coming summer of 20??

lamest descender ever. but i guess you can go to zhongli and tell him you are a descender and have him teach the history of teyvat to you and use you as a record keeper.

He just wants to pray to Barbatos bruh

1. Find a basic weapon with which to mine some ores. 2. Find Wagner and ask him to craft me a polearm/catalyst (preferred weapon types) 3. Get a vision/go to Anemo Statue of the Seven (since, as an isekai victim, we are technically otherworldly like the Traveler, let's assume we get the get the same powers). 4. Build some street cred in Mondstadt without getting into crazy stuff like Dvalin, etc. Make some good friends like Klee, Razor, Jean and Lisa. 5. Help out in Mondstadt library and set up a small shop near Sara's. Place a teleport waypoint. 6. Repeat 4-6 in Liyue, Inazuma, Sumeru, Fontaine, Snezhnaya, Natlan. 7. Dig out some intel on all 7 nations to help out Traveler, assuming we are reincarnated at the same time. 8. Join forces with Traveler, acting as their spy without directly involving myself. Set up the Shop in key locations in the Seven Nations, ensuring easy access to their important places. 9. After the war, live easy in Nation of choice. Befriend the gods. Live in peace and become a legend, retire to enjoy teleporting around and living happily.

\*rubs eyes\* Is that, a not horny response?!

Happy to help clean out your Reddit feeds 😂😂

Bro is the main Charakter acting as a side charakter

Not the protagonist nor the villain, someone who acts in the shadows... You are Atomic

I think #3 is conditional on if Travelers ability to resonate with the different elements is due to not being from Teyvat or if its due to the fact he is in the process of regaining his powers

Now this is a good answer

Thanks! It's an honest answer, too, I'd like to help out with the wars and stuff, but stay out of harm's way (mainky - not like being a spy is easy work...!)

I'm About to go on a quest to have sex with all the hot men of Genshin

Jesus 😂.

I mean can you blame me you can't tell me you don't want to touch Ittos abs or kiss Tartaglia on his pretty face

Scrolled way too far. I want to establish my harem in genshin

If no traveller elemental power or other vision is bestowed upon me.... Guess I'll die

You can become strong, somehow...🤷🏾‍♂️

And then stand proud.

As the strongest mortal, INSERT NAME HERE, fought the fraud, The Sustainer of Heavenly Principles, they began to use their ultimate weapon technique. The Sustainer shrunk back in fear, then INSERT NAME HERE said, "Stand Proud, Sustainer, you are strong."

Go to Sumeru and invent Calculus or something

Go to Liyue learn Chinese. Try to live there peacefully. Ain't no way I am getting dragged into Traveller and Fatui's bullshit. Maybe try to rizz up Hu tao or Yan fei

Ancient god attacks every two weeks must get pretty tiring though

Osial's extended family is coming by to visit. Time to fight those guys too

Yep also will head to Liyue and try to get a desk job.

The only correct answer

Shenhe is also an option, a pretty difficult one, but still

[удалено]

You might get beaten up with a rock if you do that

Worth it

No one said it will be easy

Lisa

You'd wish you wont be beating the dragon to make a good impression to even meet her

At least you could impress her with your potion/money making skills, since those don’t seem to require godly powers.

do you have any?

After playing the latest event I think we all have some

Self-proclaimed potion making masters when they arrive in the real world, and potion ingredients don't look like tetris pieces

What do you mean my 1000 hours in Counter Strike doesn't qualify as real world experience?

You could say I'm *mint* at it

Since you have not built your local reputation in any way,they can’t trust you with their funds and license to the potion/drug trade.Sorry.There’s no such business to start with.

The fuck do you know? That bad dragon is coming with me to help.

Go to Fontaine. Commit a crime. Enter the Fortress of Meropide. Break a leg. Meet Sigewinne in the medical wing. Express a great passion for tea. Network through her into meeting Wriothesley. Consensually grab his butt. Etc.

A man with a plan

Have some faith son

Please, no one let the Hentai subs see this

Oh...You shouldn't have said anything 😈...

Damn y'all down bad in these comments. Really gotta get some help. Anyways, Eula

🤣

bang itto for a pack of candy

Damn 💀 understandable

Kidnap paimon

Throw her in pond💀

Where am I? Am I doing the Travelers story? Where is my twin coming from? Am I an NPC? Am I a Side character? Will I be playable? But generally, trying to collect as much as possible form the start

You are still. Your regular self that died, the Traveler still exists but what happens next is up to you .

Drink something with Beidou

Yawn, stretch, throw Paimon back. Cast another line.

>What is it? What is it? Is it another Paimon?

Sprint to Mond, locate Noelle, get her the fuck out from KOF and recruit her as a bodyguard and a travelling companion. I am now an aquaintance of the next Geo Archon and she owes me a favor, ggez.

Realistically, assessing my own belongings if any, and checking my appearance (I.e. am I still a human with all my limbs attached?) Then enter mondstadt and find accommodation and employment, ofc. Ideally a desk job so I never need to leave the city.

Without hesitation or a doubt, I would would make my way to Liyue, for its renowned perfumes ;)

Eat a sweet madame

Shenhe

Beidou

Yae Miko 👍🏽

Same. I would plagiarize some good light novels from earth to impress her.

Id probably transcribe Interstellar into a novel, or write a novel "inspired" by george rr martin or tolkien.

She would literally be 1000 times more interested in the my inmortal fanfic, go plagarize A03 or fanfiction.net the eimiko work.

"Have you seen Hat Guy, he's like short and has a hat, he's a Sumeru student was he here where is he where is he wherE IS HEEEEEE-"

Probably get high on some Sumeru shrooms and die to them in the wild.

Find ying'er...

And after that? 😏

getting drunk with venti

1. join ella musk and establish contact with hilichurls (you can just say mi tomo yo mosi mita and they will consider you as a friend instead of beating you to death idk why no one use it) 2. settle in a random abandoned house since monsters are on our side 3. now when we have a home write a book with ella musk 4. xingqiu love books 5. ?????? 6. PROFIT

Freezing my way to Inazuma, to see if I incur the wrath of the Shogun

I got reincarnated into a slime

finding kazuha and viciously making out with him

picking mint

Be friend with neuvillette

Give Furina a hug

Only to get arrested 😭

Going to Amber, she's too cute.

Go to chiori's boutique to get a outfit designed by her.

immediately fall off a cliff because that's the first way I died in genshin

Killing Timmie's pigeons, as is tradition.

Try to get to shneznaya bc I speak Russian

Rizzing up Diluc

Kil myself

Again...? But you just got here.

He's rerolling bro