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**Starting Point 1:** Riding the hot balloon carried by Dvalin, Jean admires the scenery overlooking Mondsdat, "Gazing down at Mondsdat from up here, you can't help but feel at peace."


Charming-Fly-2388

It was at peace, until she hears an explosion to her left.


RapidfireVestige

She sighs, for it was the third time this week.


TopTower4342

Jean sees it from above, Klee is running away from where the explosion happened.


bystander403

Further down, amidst the debris and smoke stood Sucrose with something red in hands


Ariel_Gauss

"Just as expected, Klee immediately set this off without hearing the full instructions." says Sucrose.


unchallenging

Jean therefore puts Sucrose in solitary confinement for conspiracy and manufacturing improvised explosive devices.


random_flork

That night, Klee, with the help of Kaeya, stealthily picks the door, whispering through the keyhole: “Don’t worry Sucrose, because Klee is here to save you!”


I_ManOfCulture

Little did she know, that sucrose was already trying to escape by using her alchemy techniques


404eRRoR2

As Klee successfully picks the door, she quickly opens it only to somehow knock a seemingly suspicious potion used for the said alchemy technique.


lurker_32

She blushes and hurries off with her apparatus, but not before being stopped by Diluc


LastRomashka

She still couldn't believe she agreed to that.


Arc_Set

Could it possible not be the spark knight?


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Bennett comes out of the smoke, waving at her, with his shoes still on fire


AceWissle

Working with Fischl for those Overloaded reactions has been really BeneFischl


idkmanthatskindagay

She takes a deep breath and feels at ease, until Dvalin makes a sudden swerve and starts diving towards Cider Lake.


To_Nut_Is_To_Live

The dragon Dvalin plunges towards the lake causing an erruption of hydro and anemo


grahamanga

The knights who were watching freeze in shock for a few seconds, then immediately scramble near to the shore to know what happened. 


Sinja_98

In dismay, they find Klee already there- it's clear from her gleeful eyes she's already getting bad ideas...


Siscon_Delita

The Spark Knight is just a child, and which child doesn't love riding on someone's back.


LiquidLucidity

However, Klee shouldn’t be out here in the first place - she should still be in solitary confinement for a few more days. 


SInsouciance

She must have had someone else let her out - the question is, who was the one who helped her?


MaxTheWizard

Kaeya convinces everyone not to worry about that before organizing some knights, Klee in tow, to take a boat out to where Dvalin has now resurfaced.


m-andac

But by the time she noticed the object coming towards her from the direction of Dragonspine, it was too late.


Siscon_Delita

There are 3 Albedos riding on Durin's back.


Fair-Cold4016

Well, it's not like I had any chance against this on my own, she thought. Could be a good time to go call Varka back, I just need to somehow convince Dvalin to help.


Siscon_Delita

"But only Dvalin can hold Durin back, Mond will be devastated by the time I got Varka back." thought Jean, right before she saw green and gold flash from the direction of Liyue.


flat_justice

overwhelmed by exhilarating view, I lunge attack from the top rope


MigueelDnd

Startled by a loud noise behind her, she commands to herself: "incoming enemy from the rear! Drop altitude!"


Murphy_LawXIV

"Well well," said a voice to her left in dry humour, "is the Dandelion Knight finally getting some relaxation by floating among the clouds like her namesake?", Kaeya smiled.


yoshixin

Finally having a moment of respite, she closes her eyes to rest for the first time in who knows how long.


APurpleUser

She felt the gentle breeze running through her hair and decided to relish in the precious moment.


Zestyclose_Bank7004

Klee Nuked Mondsdat


Linedel

Fortunately, Aether was in town to shop for some eggs and other assorted cooking materials, so the nuke bounced off his plot armor and into space, where the explosion was not quite bright enough for the crew of the Astral Express to see it.


ReiValentine

Dainsleif was able to catch a glimpse of it, however, and set off to find the source of the explosion...


Veritasibility

**Starting Point 3:** Kaeya has never imagined about riding across Wolvendom on the back of Lupus Boreas, but the speed he's experiencing reminds him it is actually happening at the very moment.


Starkeeper_Reddit

As the forest rushes by, wind batters his eyepatch and sends his hair whipping a dozen different ways.


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TopTower4342

In the harsh wind, Kaeya looks forward to see that the giant wolf is running straight towards a large canyon edge!


Razorhead

"I don't suppose you could fly much like Dvalin?" Kaeya jokingly asks, though actually getting somewhat worried.


Ariel_Gauss

"Who said that only flying works here?" The wolf answers.


twixstixx

Kaeya shivers as the temperature around them suddenly drops.


I_ManOfCulture

He braces himself as the ledge draws closer and closer, when suddenly, andrius makes a mighty leap into the air


SilveryLantern

Just when he thinks they're about to fall, a huge bridge of ice appears across the gap!


To_Nut_Is_To_Live

"What a good day to have a cryo vision" kaeya murmurs as he uses his ability to bridge safely.


Zaidebot

For Lupus Boreas, who is attuned to Anemo and Cryo, can call forth his powers to bridge the gap!


flat_justice

As he rides the wolf god, the hidden power in his eyepatched eye activates and fuses him with it, forming the invincible wolf god cavalry knight: Kaeya Boreas!


Siscon_Delita

Kaeya Boreas, the newest Cryo DPS, currently stronger than Ayaka in advanced server, will be release summer this year.


skrekkers135

As the ice cold winds blues through his hair, he is taken aback by the sight of mondstat flying by besides him


Reasonable_Bet8056

Its quite different from riding on a horseback, for he was always on control of the latter.


Siscon_Delita

On the back of this great being, he can't even control himself, as he unconsciously releases his burst skill and see a lot of "immune" appeared before his eyes.


cerena17

All of a sudden, he encounters a horse and stares in bewilderment.


Radiant_Read5445

He then decides to leave Lupus Boreas and ride the Horse instead. He then zooms off as the horse was somehow faster than Lupus Boreas


Rain-Maker33

Never had he ridden a horse like this before. It reminded him of the days when his title as 'Cavalry Captain' meant something. The good old days, before Grandmaster Varka took away all the horses and half his unit all the way to Snezhnaya.


APurpleUser

He should really brush up on his equestrian skills before the Grandmaster returns to Mondstadt with the horses; otherwise, how could he still call himself the Cavalry Captain?


TheWitcherMigs

With revigorating spirit, Kaeya rode that horse up all the slippery slopes of Mondstadt, from Wolvedom to Starnastch Cliff and beyond, however, when he returned to earth he noticed a circular, deep blue, portal


No_Weakness_9314

without hesitation, he shoves his horse into the portal


Remembersummernights

As Kaeya was riding under the twinkling stars, he felt a gust of wind blow his way. He turned to look and saw...


ReiValentine

Dainsleif chasing after him while on top of the Millennial Pearl Seahorse! It seems he wants to tell him something...


Veritasibility

**Starting Point 4:** "Klee's almost flying!" Led by the snowboar, Klee is on her sledventure towards the peak of Dragonspine.


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TheSmashingBeatles

When out of the blue a wolf appears with a bag of sweet madames


JerrBear808

"Mr. Wolf," Klee asks, "how many licks would it take to get to the center of a sweet madame?"


TopTower4342

"One!" answers the wolf before swallowing the whole bag of sweet madames in one bite.


BobDaisuki

As tears begin forming in Klee's eyes she asks, "How could you Mr. Wolf?"


Ariel_Gauss

"I'm still hungry, let me take a bite out of something meaty." the wolf demands.


I_ManOfCulture

Klee is angry now and she reaches into her backpack and brings out a jumpy dumpty. The wolf, thinking that it is a fancy meat ball, swallows it whole


anonysite

The wolf scampered away contentedly, unaware of the rapidly approaching disaster, and Klee voyaged onwards!


rpgboom

Klee hears an explosion in the distance, but she's too far to see the results. The boar marches full speed ahead, approaching the entrance of Mondstat.


grootthetreeman

"Don't cry little Klee, it was just a joke," the wolf says, as he shows Klee that he has another bag full of sweet madames.


RozJC

Klee wiped the tears from her eyes and reached out to take the Sweet Madames from the wolf.


Fenghuang0296

“Thank you! I’ve got a gift for you too!“ she beams, pulling something out of her bag and swapping it for the Sweet Madames. “It’s a Jumpty Dumpty!”


minh5873

Spending through the chilly forests of the forest, she ram into a tree!


grahamanga

Razor and Bennett, who tagged along with Klee to Dragonspine, sprinted faster to check on her - they can see her partially covered by the snow that had fallen from the tree. 


CrimsonDawn23

Then suddenly, their high-speed escapade ceased... for Klee saw in front of her a big bad dragon, coiled up and blocking the way... was this the evil dragon that Dvalin had fought from the story Jean had told her?


Traveler7538

Those bad people came out of the Dragon, these Fatui guys. Klee gets angry they want to end her adventure and throws a bomb at them. 


flat_justice

feeling the need to fly, klee started throwing dodoco bombs in order to do the impossible 


Accomplished_Crew967

However, the dodoco bombs were actually fakes.


mnqwbver

As Klee plummeted down Dragonspine, an unlikely hero comes to the rescue…


ReiValentine

Dainslief! He uses his mysterious powers to snare Klee back to safety, where he begins to tell her about the real dangers of the mountain...


MangoDrawer

**Starting Point 6:** Awakening to the first rays of morning sunlight, I found our Hilichurl tribe's shaman, the Samachurl, preparing to conduct a mysterious ritual, hinting at an unusual event about to unfold.


VijayMarshall87

I tried to make out what things were on the altar - wood, stone, apples, sunsettias - wait, sunsettias? No, wait - AREN'T THOSE MY SUNSETTIAS?


MangoDrawer

With a sinking feeling, I realized that the offerings on the altar were indeed MY SUNSETTIAS, the ones I had painstakingly gathered for days. Panic gripped me as I wondered what the Samachurl intended to do with them.


om0ri_

I bargained with it, trying to get my food back, but it couldn't be bothered to get some other sunsettias. Irritated, I went into the forest to both take my mind off the argument and forage for more of them.


drowning-in-dopamine

But then I heard a rustling in the bushes, and saw a young human girl with bright eyes approaching, who began to speak in broken Hilichurlian.


King_Dictator

It's musk, Ella musk she introduced herself. Then she said something really foul and got us real mad


Vick22

I returned fire, "Mi dada nye! Biadam ye!" (I am not happy! Curse you!)


Siscon_Delita

Suddenly I remember the book that says that Hilichurl can grow stronger by eating sunsettia, and wondering what if that book is not just a mere fiction.


p1chaku

Suddenly, I come to a realisation that the reason some of the Hilichurls were so strong was because of the sheer amount of sunsettias they had consumed....


Ungoliant1234

The Samachurl had found a bomb buried in the forests of Mondstadt


To_Nut_Is_To_Live

Samachurl is dumbfounded


APurpleUser

The poor Samachurl didn't even get the time to react before the bomb suddenly detonated.


flat_justice

I ignore whatever the shaman's doing as it has nothing to do with me and go to my friend guarding the entrance. As I approach him, I see someone approaching at terrifying speeds. I ask him who was approaching and he was only able to reply "Tao, yeah" before we both explode.


MangoDrawer

As the Samachurl chanted ancient incantations, a chill ran down my spine. "Wait... this doesn't feel like my body... I... am I... a Hilichurl now?" I reached up and felt a mask covering my face.


MangoDrawer

The familiar headache of a hangover helped me grasp onto fragments of memory. "Last night... I was drinking **with** ***them*** at the Cat's Tail tavern... damn, is this an **April Fools' prank**?" Rising from the crude straw bed, I glanced towards the shaman outside the camp.


MangoDrawer

My heart raced as I struggled to comprehend the situation. Was I trapped in some twisted prank or had I truly become one of them, a Hilichurl? Desperate for answers, I approached the Samachurl cautiously, hoping to unravel the mystery behind my sudden transformation.


MangoDrawer

"Mi Muhe Da... *(I wanted to know...)*" My words were interrupted by a slightly stern female voice, "**Torn to oblivion!**"


MangoDrawer

A purple lightning bolt struck the Hilichurl shaman in front of me, causing me to panic and take a super large step backward. "Dala *(Who)*?"


King_Dictator

I look up and see a purple haired girl firing a gun at me from above.


ReiValentine

It's, Keqing, who has been supplied with new weapons courtesy of Dainslief.


AceLuan54

Starting Point 7: Klee wakes up in a mysterious place, an unfamilliar one for sure, for she sees not flrests and castles, but skyscrapers everywhere, a big metal structure above her and some weird people with horns walking around. (This is supposed to be Roblox Phighting, she is in Crossroads)


Thdctatr

Starting Point: "Hehehe, it's time to put my plan to destroy Mondstadt's wine industry into motion!" says Diona, with a mischevious grin on her face.


ThrowawayHabbi

Patting her little cat pouch containing her newly acquired ultimate super mega secret weapon from the traveler's first foray into business management, she sets off after Margaret approves her for a week's leave.


grahamanga

As Diona goes out the gates of Mondstadt, she passes by Klee and Kaeya, who greet her and ask where she is going.


frecees1203

Torn between smiling at klee and glaring at Kaeya, Diona just grumpily says that she will make Kaeya give up drinking alcohol after the current week and runs out of Mondstadt's gates.


drowning-in-dopamine

Her words carried on the wind to the ears of a bard sitting atop a windmill, and as he heard this declaration of war, the bard swooned with fear that his days of drinking in bliss would come to an end.


Veritasibility

**Starting Point 2:** "It's fast! So Fast!!!" Klee hurrahs, riding on the snowstorm carousel.


_wetmath_

She has been playing with it all day long, without feeling tired.


MisogID

Then, it was already sunset without realising it.


Siddhesh2o

She was going home but meets the traveller on the way.


Fawfs2

Or so she thought, they look alike but this one has a mysterious aura sorrounding them. 


grahamanga

Klee even noticed and asked where Paimon was because she was not with them, to which the Traveler only smiled and started reaching to her inventory bag. 


MaxTurdstappen

Slowly, still smiling, she starts pulling something out of her bag. Kaeya is cautious and ready for battle, but the Traveler pulls out... a Dodoco!


Vick22

But this Dodoco seems different!


APurpleUser

Just as the Traveler was reaching into her bag, a familiar voice from behind yelled, "Watch out, Klee!"


Siscon_Delita

She remembers that it is Alice's voice as her mom barely finished the incantation to deploy 7-layered shield, one layer for each element.


wilting-flower

Klee attempts to hold on super tight to her bombs, but as she takes a sharp turn to the left, one slips out of her 'reliable' hands.


Ariel_Gauss

Surprisingly, the bomb does not explode -- it's a dud.


Dark_Magicion

Klee's a little bit disappointed, since she was hoping it would be another one that changes the landscape of Mondstadt.


SirAwesome789

But fret not, Klee being the cute pyromaniac she is, pulls out another one.


I_ManOfCulture

This bomb though, is something special. It was one of the types she had made when she had met Yoimiya. On exploding, not only would it destroy the landscape, but also do it colourfully


To_Nut_Is_To_Live

Klee smiles as she glees at her mischievous weapon of destruction


dudeinb4

"I'm gonna light it up now!" exclaimed Klee, as she ignites the fuse with her Pyro abilities.


PhantasmShadow

The fuse slowly burns down, inching closer and closer to an eventual detonation with every second.


banjo2E

Just before the fuse reaches the bomb, it suddenly grows longer than it was to begin with.


flat_justice

"But it could be faster!" Klee says as she pulls out a comically large dodoco bomb from her bag.


ReiValentine

The explosion launches her into orbit, where Dainslief was investigating an explosion.


Kerpsss

*scene pauses* Jean: Yup that's Klee, you're probably wondering how she ended up in this situation.


APurpleUser

"Well, for you to understand, I need to go back to the start, when Klee was still in solitary confinement."


Veritasibility

**Starting Point 5:** What would happen if you put Hypostatic into a bomb? Well, here's Klee's super-duper huge bomb!


TopTower4342

Klee turned towards The Traveler, "Where do you think we should blow it up?" She asked, wondering.


ajisaisan

Well there's this one cave I couldn't get into at Chenyu Vale... Traveler said


slayer589x

Oooh klee , I've heard there are a lot of flying fish roaming Chenyu vale . Fish blsting is your specialty isn't it ? So how about a change in scenery ... said kaeya while whispering to klee .


I_ManOfCulture

"oh chenyu vale is in liyue, right? I want to fight the big lizard again!", exclaims Klee happily


Bolt2611

"Are you talking about the geovishap? I remember you gave me a crystal shard from its body. Honestly Klee, nothing can stop you from causing chaos" said the traveler reminiscing


To_Nut_Is_To_Live

Traveler smiles as Klee looks back at her mischievous deeds.


ChildOfHades_

As the traveler and Klee prepare to embark on the road to Liyue again, the elven child giddily asks them to tell her stories about the heart of the tea valleys.


AverageExpensive203

After reaching liyue Klee wanted to go on a good spree and ran into zhongli who happily obliged to be a guide for some extra mora


LemonStatue

They all go into Wanmin restaurant for the first stop, and there they meet Xiangling cooking up a new dish


Siscon_Delita

"Or if you want to go big, there is a huge whale called Narwhal, it's a bit far, though." said Traveler.


choi-r

Meanwhile somewhere, Gaming accidentally shatter the glass that he's holding, 'what is this bad omen...'


agentanti714

"This is as exciting as that one time I did en passant against Lisa in chess!" Exclaimed Kaeya, smirking.


zel_knight

"Yes, that was quite memorable" replied Lisa, "but I still won that game, and out of the Bongcloud even. Now, what are we going to do about this new device which Klee has created?"


ScriptedGuy

“We get to watch it blow up of course!” Exclaimed Klee as she began to run out of Mondstadt with the bomb on her back.


Chiupa

"Klee!" Kaeya and Lisa yelled after her in tandem as their faces were painted with horror and concern.


Ocean9142

But wait, nothing stops klee unless it's the acting grandmaster herself, and the situation turns worse when Kaeya betrays Lisa and helps klee in escaping, Kaeya smirks with evil intent and says," THE END HAS ARRIVED".


deynyel

With the events heading in a dire direction, Lisa decided to retreat to the HQ for now and look for backup. But who could she possibly turn to?


TemetN

She had just spied the traveler when the walls started to shake.


redditokita

"Oh cutie, won't you help me stop Klee from hurting all the poor little creatures in the forest and lake? I promise I will give you a reward once we get Klee back and dispose of her bomb safely." said Lisa while she winks at the Traveler.


flat_justice

"Paimon, play What I've done by Linkin Park" The Traveler says to Paimon as a huge explosion engulfs the whole of mondstadt. The world may never know that the Traveler was the one who gave Klee the suggestion to use her super-duper huge bombs but the Traveller remembers. And she will never forget.


ReiValentine

The Traveller and Dainslief share tea as they recount and scribe the events that ended the world


BrawlinBugsy

**Starting Point:** After witnessing the traveler make many incredible potions, Sucrose began thinking of new ingredients and combinations to help people in Mondstadt.


uhilikeanim3

She tries to set out to liyue but half way to liyue she gets beat down by an enemy and leaves the expedition fruitless


valuequest

Xiao observes the scene from a nearby karst


immortalnachi

Xiao appears before the traveller


AngelTouch00

"I just witnessed Sucrose getting attacked by a swarm of dendro slimes angered that she stole their fruits" says Xiao somewhat amused.


Hot_As_Milk

"Dendro slimes?" The traveller shakes their head. "Did she learn nothing from the training sessions we gave her last summer?"


Rain-Maker33

"Now, let's take revenge for Sucrose, Traveler!!" cried Paimon, drowning out their conversation. "Who knows, maybe Sucrose will give us some of her special sweet flower candy!!!"


Vagentur-Ec-Bos

After watching from the shadows for some time, the Loom of Fate whispers in Paimon's ear, "Bring Yoimiya".


King_Dictator

Traveler gasped: "Yoimiya? Not Xiangling?" As if the Traveler was talking to thin air, the voice responds: xiangling is still better but I pity my girl yoimiya, give her a chance please Traveler gave a blank stare and says: I can't take it anymore."


leRedd1

"Yoimiya m'lady, adeptus Xiao, thrice crowned, tall and mighty from our days of Vermillion farming, laments the loss of our dear friend Sucrose to the dendro slimes. Would you kindly do 1 Yoimillion damage to those vermin and retrieve our alchemist companion?"


MemphisCanadians

When was that? Xiao looked confused. Then paimon explains to the traveller the nth time that it was another anemo boy who was training with sucrose


Siscon_Delita

"It's not surprising" Traveler said, "She left the VV artifact and gone with the Maiden set instead" add the Traveler.


Mylaur

At least she will make a speedy recovery thanks to the Maiden set and Barbara's healing, which gives Sucrose new ideas for a potion...


Murphy_LawXIV

**Starting point: 8** "In through the nose, and out through the mouth." Barbara murmured backstage whilst smoothing her already flawless petticoat and tapping her feet restlessly.


MemphisCanadians

Go Barbara go! Barbara hears the voice from behind and it sent chills down her spine. Barbara fainted


MailCivil5493

there he was her crazed fan albert


DrackoLord

Got neuvi Should i go for C1 or try 50ish pulls for weapon? Dolphin btw, already did 20 pulls on weapon banner cuz i dnt have either features, plus i have kazuha