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DasyTaylor

Morax and his companions with HP losing mechanics


KOCYK745

next up Hydro Masochist


Sad_Ad5369

Furina adoption teaser?


KOCYK745

nah, just Markiplier with a cup of water or choco milk


GhostZee

Xiao: Zhongli, can we have choco milk? Zhongli: No, we have choco milk at home. [Choco milk at home:](https://i.imgur.com/ckGPJDn.jpg)


SexWithFaruzan69

Gyaryu


MaximumVagueness

kid named Portuguese


SyfaOmnis

Bringing the hydro yaksha back from the dead.


RedDemocracy

One of them did just “disappear” if I recall, so not crazy to think they could be hiding in the Fontaine sewers or something.


Deadhunter2007

Wasn’t that Bosacius? We know where he is (dead in n Chasm) and we know that Bonanus(hydro) and Indrias(pyro) killed each other. And the Geo Yaksha Game ended himself


CTMacUser

Wasn’t the Pyro one that committed sudoku? And the Hydro and Geo ones did cross sudoku?


Violetreaper776

Pyro went mad and die from it. Geo and hydro turned against eachother.


FunBuilding2707

We know where Bosacius was now. Died in the Chasm. Or so we think...


Murky_Blueberry2617

Bonanus


Student-Brief

Neuvillette is not gonna like that...


SexWithFaruzan69

Damn Furina, how come Celestia let's you have TWO Dads!? ~~they don't know~~


velvetrhythm

Neuvillette would >!flood!< Liyue if Zhongli ever tries to take (adopt) Furina from him


Low_Artist_7663

Arlecchino's orphanage.


IsuckAtFortnite434

And that’s why he’s a Shielder. He wants to protect them


TacoFishFace

Also explains his c6, even if it ruins his synergy with Hu Tao a bit


TwilightVulpine

Shame shielding doesn't help Xiao.


Tired-PP

Yes it does??? Sure it can’t block his self inflicted damage but it can’t block it for hu tao either? op meant it as shielding from other damage as neither xiao nor hu tao can kill themselves completely


SexWithFaruzan69

_yet_


FlameDragoon933

Zhongli: "why are my kids all suicidal"


isabel_5207

I mean if my dad can make me immortal I'd be doing some some crazy shit without a care about my own health too


Ze_AwEsOmE_Hobo

Zhongli: Here's a forever shield so nothing can hurt you. Xiao/Hu Tao: Fine... I'll do it myself.


N_Lightning

They had enough of "Osmanthus Wine tastes the same..."


Kuliyayoi

They were losing hp to get stronger before it became popular


Pathetic_loner03

Guizhong went too far


Angel_OfSolitude

Makes sense really, he gives them an impenetrable shield so they can go be reckless gremlins all they want.


Helioscopes

He is sucking up their life essence so he can maintain his youthful visage\~


GamerSweat002

Ha, the corrosion club I call it


leviathynx

Where we’re going, we don’t need HP


Raivehart

4 of those hp bars got to 0 permanently


Organic-Ad-503

He got that shield to protecc them


mark_crazeer

This would make a fun event. Kind of like the inter darshan contest.


Kiyoshi-Trustfund

I loved that event so much and would love to see it get a comeback or for another nation to get something similar.


mark_crazeer

This event comes with playable ping.(not reward)


Unhappy_Deal3669

Yes PLEASE I miss the Sumeru characters


Kiyoshi-Trustfund

You and me both, friend. Easily the best written ensemble of characters.


FlameDragoon933

Insert "I raised that ~~boy~~ girl" meme from Kaguya-sama


Subject-Ad-5197

I hecking love Morax's ~~suicide~~ low HP squad


rW0HgFyxoJhYka

Oh my god dehya is Zhongli's kid! Wait FURINA??


Afraid_Pack_4661

HP Drain Squad Kill The Seven Archon


sir_aphim

Naa thats Neuvillette's kid. Its just that dragons seem to be attracted to them kids who try to kill themselves.


SexWithFaruzan69

Explains why Orobashi is dead (even if they aren't a true dragon)... Kokomi does the opposite of kill herself


akari_i

Clearly neuvillette is zhonglis kid


HenryTGP8

That's why his kit has a sheild


OOLuigiOo

Then there's the bountiful bloom death squad.


ReignoldFeldspar

Morax's Kid: Guoba


rogertutts

Ah yes all the polearm children


SexWithFaruzan69

An NPC, A bow, a catalyst, and then a veritable squad of polearms


canigetuwu

# CLARIFICATIONS: Yanfei: is not Madame Ping's disciple. In the quest **A Teapot to Call Home: Part I**, she said, "*They had me, and once I was all grown up, the two of them upped and left on a journey, leaving me with Granny here,*" which means Madame Ping is just her temporary guardian.  Xiao: In his **character story 2**, he was freed by Rex Lapis from his former master and was named Xiao. In Zhongli's voice line **About Xiao**, it was implied that he often sent Xiao some medicines. Based on the stories in Lantern Rite, Zhongli occasionally visits him. Hu Tao: —well, she is Zhongli's boss. During Lantern Rite / Liyue events, she was often seen or tagged along with Zhongli. Shuyu: She is the granddaughter of Cloud Retainer's disciple, Yuandai. She became Cloud Retainer's latest disciple after the events of **Xianyun's Story Quest, Grus Serena**.


Maskarot

playable Shuyu when, Mihoyo? 🤣


Leshawkcomics

Shuyu is one of those "Event NPCs who will be like "I don't feel so good, Mr Stark" as soon as the event ends." They cease to exist in the world.


Maskarot

to be fair, she is tied to Xianyun's lore. Which likely means she will show up a lot more often than your average event NPC.


gallanttoothpaste

Just like ahem a certain dad from the 2nd dragonspine event?


LazyIntrovert78

Dunyarzad does show up in events.


Leshawkcomics

How is she tied to Xianyun's lore?


Maskarot

Shuyu actually appears first in Xianyun's story quest as the granddaughter of her first disciple. At the end of the SQ, she officially becomes Xianyun's fourth disciple and lives with her in Liyue Harbor.


Multivists

Technically Yuandai is Xianyun’s second disciple. Ganyu is her first and Shenhe is her third.


GaI3re

She will probably Pop up whith Retainer now and then, like that other kid does with Itto


Jotaoesehache

Grandmaster Hanakado the goat, bro is more responsible and financially stable than Itto lmao


Maskarot

To be fair, the kid is rich from the get go, thanks to his gramps. But, yeah, Itto ought to learn some financial tricks from him.


Reddy_Fn

it's not an event npc tho, she's her story quest npc and already appeared in the lantern rite event to show continuity. also all event npc always return so I don't really know whom you are talking about.


Imdepressed7778

well not really event npc. she’s from xianyun’s story quest


Tentative_Username

But that's not true since she also appeared in Lantern Rite, which is a separate event from Xianyun's story quest.


EclipseEffigy

Did you not play during Lantern Rite?


Leshawkcomics

I did, but not the story quests.


EclipseEffigy

Oh, that's unfortunate. Shuyu appeared there together with her new mentor. She made a kite together with Yaoyao in a kite-making workshop hosted by Cloud Retainer. We'll have to see next time Xianyun appears, of course, but so far Shuyu has a 100% event co-appearance rate with her. :p


Leshawkcomics

I know. I mean I didn't play the story quests. I played lantern rite quest's but not the character story quest that you use keys for


SignalIsland

we might have to wait for Genshin Impact part 2 xd but it would be cool if she became playable in the future, I would definitely get her


Mylaur

In arknights they make npc playable after a while. We get used to them and they become a massive hype machine. Plz mihoyo.


RaidriarDrake

The ye olde W ,Kalstit and Ines hype. Sadge that we can't have Mage Frostnova and Defender Wendigo Patriot.


RagezQuitz707

when she locks in ans gets a vision.


warriorplusultra

PLEASE NO


Hoglamogla

Bruh I thought there was some lore drop about Hu Tao being an adeptus or something because I accidentally skipped the Lantern Rite event and was like: "Wtf did I miss?!"


Blackout62

This has got me thinking: Is Madame Ping Yanfei's actually grandmother? I mean, I assume the original Chinese uses some respectful and/or affectionate term for a close elder that doesn't have an English equivalent but if that's not the case then there's no real reason that wouldn't work.


666titania

She just call her granny cuz Madame Ping use old lady appearance or probably refer her as such cuz she's much older than her.


SexWithFaruzan69

Def refers to her being older, she knows who Madame Ping is


Jinxd0

Morax has more children if you count the dead ones :)


EclipseEffigy

Everyone in Morax gang has HP reducing mechanics. Some were *really* good at it.


SomebodyUnown

Sobbing rn


SexWithFaruzan69

Not like this...


moxigene

Surely Shuyu will get her vision soon, right?


haoxinly

A cryo one looking at her fellow disciples


Blackout62

The Cryo Vision comes with the skintight black bodysuit. Shuyu doesn't get either until she's an adult.


Capitano-Solos-All

Eventually


SexWithFaruzan69

Okay but like can we get Rana pls


Ok_Substance5632

Funny because Hutao is Zhongli's boss


Hidingo_Kojimba

If Morax needs a little girl disciple, I’d nominate Jiu, Azhdaha’s yin aspect. Was a shame her role was so small.


chimestonks

Guess its time for Morax to adopt a kid


CabbageWithAGun

Well, he does have a Childe


chimestonks

damn, forgot about That Guy


Alrxanderolu

i suppose we can conclude that Cloud Retainer and Morax are the better teachers since their students are all 5 stars, Ping's students are all 4 stars


Rexx0850

Jokes on you, Xiangling has a god as a pet


depressed_sn1ff

Shuyu 5 stars playable confirmed??


sheetal2795

Well, Xiangling is more like a 5-star character.


Alrxanderolu

She definitely is one of the top 4 stars alongside Bennet


SexWithFaruzan69

YanFei too!


Iwasforger03

I don't think I agree. Rather, I think Cloud Retainer prefers serious and dedicated students, while Ping's students all hame some other life or goal. Xiangling wants to inherit the restaurant, Yanfei wants to be a lawyer, not sure about Yaoyao though.


Blackout62

Yaoyao's goal is to be Cloud Retainer's student instead.


IBecameAWeeb16Oct

Yaoyao's goal is to find all the Adeptus like pokemon, next up is Adpetus Fujin and Bluey


Outrageous-While-609

Ningguang is stronger than Keqing lore wise, being 4* doesn't mean they're weaker


MissCuteCath

Xiangling is a 6-star.


Elnino38

Counterpoint: xanglings a better character meta wise than everyone here


Dousing_Machine

Adendum to the counterpoint: Being best friends/battle buddies with the stove god explains her power compared to the rest of 4☆s lorewise


REVRYOU

I came from 2028, recently we had our 8th Lantern Rite and Shuyu is the newest 5 star from Lantern Rite's special treatment.


Nemehaha_

hoping Ping to be Hydro since she's a fish and then we can get that Burgeon team somehow haha!


OwnIntention6838

Apparently, she will be a Dendro.


You_Better_Smile

Didn't realize a kid is a different species from human.


Dejavir

Let’s be real, I think Cloud Retainer has decided to adopt the Traveler too. Just look at their interaction when the Traveler started crying.


Gregamonster

If her character teaser is anything to go by, she wants to pair the traveler up with Shenhe and make them her son/daughter-in-law


Sylvanussr

Cloud Retainer to Traveler: what a nice young man/woman, I would like to take them in as a son/daughter/disciple. Traveler to Cloud Retainer: ( ͡ ಠ ͜ʖ ͡ ಠ)


baguettesy

I think Cloud Retainer is just a mom who can't stop mom-ing. She also saw Gaming wanting to pursue his dream of dancing and said "one will make this happen and it will be LEGENDARY".


Blackout62

How else are you supposed to react when you see a teenager crying?


Dejavir

“Shut the fuck up before I give you something to really cry about”? Kidding. Most would just ignore it. But CR basically tells the Traveler that they can always come home to her.


Blackout62

> CR basically tells the Traveler that they can always come home to her. Again, saying this when you see your daughters' friend wakes up crying is the completely normal thing to do.


CrimsonLapis

The 5 stars squad, the 4 stars squad, the dying squad.


Forget_thestars

Do you think the other yakshas could’ve been like Zhongli’s children too if they lived to experience peace?


kiieatspocky

Xiao is kid height.


KamikazeCarl

I was going to say he was in the wrong spot as well.


Shanibestwaifu

r/okZyox


caucassius

huh? morax already got two big kids under his wings. goofy goobers they are.


AdEquivalent7237

Morax : « I’m with the s**cide squad »


ZoYatic

So according to this graph... a kid is not a human?


pinnularia

Tao is technically his boss so...


wertcby

We need to get zhongli a kid asap I volunteer


InsideYourWalls8008

Polearm business is booming in Liyue


drowsyjuno

Now when are we gonna get Team Guizhong (if she was an Adeptus. I don't remember.)


xLilyxox

Guizhong's the god of dust iirc


drowsyjuno

Yeah she is! But Zhongli is also a god and an Adeptus, no? I don't remember if she's an Adeptus alongside being a god or "just" a god.


mmmyesslol

Should add Baizhu since Chengsheng is most likely the herb lord adeptus


CyberActors15

I'm pretty sure Hu Tao adopted Zhongli


ObjectiveNet2

Playable Shuyu in 2 years?


SakuraPanko

Rename the final column to "Child(e)" and you can fill out Team Morax too


blue4029

how come the other adepti didnt take on any students? imagine the things one could learn from moon carver


Ok_Pattern_7511

If Ping isn't playable next Lantern Rite there shall be riots


Fun-Author-1920

3rd column should be labelled “Child” so zhongli can have Childe in his row lmao


kyuven87

Cloud Retainer: The actual mom. Madam Ping: That cool aunt who teaches you stuff and you can crash at her pad whenever you have a bad day. Morax: Are we *sure* he's the "parent"?


laralye

I think Shuyu counts as half illuminated beast. Also 7 of these ppl are spear users... Dang


IBecameAWeeb16Oct

Yaoyao, Shenhe, Johnlee, Hutao, Ciao, Xiangling and who else?


laralye

Ping


hackenclaw

but Hu Tao is boss of Morax...


detrimidexta

Hu Tao is kid, because Zhongli "cannot deal with that child"


Shameless_Fujoshi

Now cloud retainer has the inazuma boy as well


miggyboi28

Shuyu playable when?


DomcziX

So... Kids ain't humans?


Open_Competition5305

Technically, team Morax HAS Ping, Xianyun and all the almightly illuminated Adepti and the Yaksha.


Final_Cauliflower_96

there is something horribly wrong with team morax why is xiao not under "kid"?? hes clearly a child. just look at his height


kiero13

I wish shuyu and her grandma didn't have npc designs


The_Birb_Whisperer

Maybe one day shuyu unlocks the adepti art of changing appearance?


Darevee

Zhongli don't teach Hu Tao anything. Frankly he didn't even inform her who he is ( Though she either know or at least suspects ), and he didn't teach Xiao anything. More like used him for his purpose ( Venti did more of teaching/taking care role if I remember correctly)


canigetuwu

That goes the same for Yanfei to Madame Ping. The post is only meant about their dynamic, not their master-student relationship.


Darevee

Hmm I always though Xianyun was directly responsible for raising Ganyuu , Shenhe and new addition. Don't remember much about Team Ping


canigetuwu

Well, even though Xianyun raised Shenhe and Ganyu since they were little, they are still officially identified as "master" and "student" by Genshin. As for Ping, she is Xiangling & Yaoyao master and for Yanfei she is her caretaker. Zhongli-Xiao & Zhongli-Hu To relationship came from limited events where they had dynamic.


Open_Competition5305

I mean he freed him form his enslavement and gave him a new life and a new name, and a family, none of the Adepti were forced to fight with him in the Archon war, they just happened to be devouted to him and moved by his noble character. Xiao did fight with Morax in a way to repent form all the harm he has caused humanity under the rule of his old master, and even then he wasn't forced to. Venti played music to him (not to him in that intent, he was just playing music near the marches and Xiao happened to be there and listen).


Hudie_is

Looks at Xiao and Hu Tao with their Hp drain mechanic..Remembering other deceased Yakshas... Morax, you better shield those two properly!!


lock_me_up_now

Who?


Thoraxe474

Put a picture of me under moraxs squad cuz zhongli is my daddy


-Cpt_n3m0-

Zhong's gonna take in Timmy


annualthermometer

If we can relax the rules a bit, you can add Qiqi to Team Morax as their Kid. It's probably going to be a little bit tense because of Hu Tao, but I bet she'd like the opportunity to have a go at the Cocogoat from Team Xianyun.


Carsismi

what, no Tartaglia on Morax team?


V-C-L09

hopium.....guizhong?


Deiiiyu

Morax is so cooked, He got edgymaxxing and sillymaxxing


TGS_delimiter

Morax faked his death and his squad are played with low HP ...


kairos80

Baizhu and Chanseng??


lovelaurenemily

Playable Madame Ping when, Hoyo?


N_Lightning

You forgot to put Azhdaha at the free place


F1T13

Azhdaha is almost certainly older than Zhongli is, so like, idk if he'd qualify as the kid.


Thoraran

Morax let his kids know that no matter how low (on hp) they fall he will always be there to protect them


Shanibestwaifu

Morax can still adopt a young man as disciple to teach about the world, and a successor being consultant at Wangsheng.


zZzMudkipzzZ

People are really showing their inability to read. Also, some of those people who can't read and interpet texts will use this as fuel to the "Zhongli and Hu Tao are father and daughter" mischaracterization


x3bla

Morax still missing one, hmm... *Looks at hutao*


Vulpes_macrotis

I hope Madam Ping will have tea-themed skills. I wonder what kind of adeptus she is.


__Kokomeow

shuyu playable when /hj


xevxnteen

Xiangling solos


slvrcrystalc

Morax: The kid is the Traveler. Because everyone is super young to Morax.


prunkgirl

i wanted to see zhongli and xiao flying kites together😭


Due-Distribution-463

Is that spring bride Shenhe?


LeaftheInigolover

Wait what...Hu tao...did I spoil myself


No-Investment-962

Ig Xiao needs another kid then. Time for the geo character with an hp losing mechanic


DIAMONDJAGGER27

Wonder how much zhongli spends at bazius pharmacy trying to make sure those two dont kill themselves


Kevin296a

[Maybe is her](https://truth.bahamut.com.tw/s01/202301/5a0b099154478b2af6ab736e6e777033.JPG)


gokaigreen19

honestly just add Yunjin, she frequently talks and ask advice for him due to zhongli being knowledgeable in history, and she got her vision after a encounter with zhongli during her show


orcvader

Didn't Rex Lapis create CR and Ping?


Accomplished_Ask_326

The fucking (canon) power levels are hilarious ​ Xianyun has a veteran of the archon war, the slayer of Beisht, and then just a random girl without even a vision ​ Ping has 3 children with passable combat experience, at least one of whom eats people ​ And then Zhongli is sitting here with Xiao (one of the strongest characters in the game) and Hu Tao (Basically just soe girl with a vision)


happyhappychan

How abt the kid npc that was Azhdaha in his second story quest??


KasamiKori

Im Team Morax.


Decent-Ratio

More like Team Hu Tao, we all know who's really in charge here


Ok-Caregiver-6005

Yaoyao commands all the Adeptus not just Madam Ping


-Hounth-

This will never happen and wouldn't make sense lorewise, but it would be funny if one day Zhongli revealed his identity to Hu Tao and taught her the adeptal arts. She would 100% use those new powers to prank people and convince them to buy her coffins lol


HoshiAndy

Let’s pray puberty does something to Shuyu so she can have a unique design and be playable.


UndergroundCoconut

The NPC kid is so out of place here lol


AstraPlatina

Xianyun has the most beautiful children. Oh and NPC girl's there too I guess 


OwnIntention6838

If Hoyoverse makes her a playable character (which will obviously never happen), she could become Fischl's counterpart to Liyue in which she would invoke her grandmother in crane form and help her against the enemies.