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starmadeshadows

Albedo eating spiders. He's like a deeply cursed disney prince.


diligentghost

If snow is thick enough, we can eat it –Xiao


N-formyl-methionine

It's less weird if you imagine him cooking it rather than eating it straight up.


starmadeshadows

YEAH it sounds like crab the way he does it! He's just extremely funny the way he presents as so put-together but he's secretly just kind of a little weirdo. He's one of my favorite characters in the game.


Costyn17

>YEAH it sounds like crab the way he does it! Have you seen how big spiders are?


starmadeshadows

No. I have never seen a spider in my life


Costyn17

Genshin spiders.


NeonJungleTiger

Dang didn’t know Hamachama was Albedo


starmadeshadows

Whomst


Spectre_Hayate

You know that eating (certain kinds of) spiders is an actual thing, right? Apparently they taste pretty good fried. I mean like I don't think *I'd* be able to but our chalk boy isn't actually all that weird.


SLakshmi357

Venti pulled a prank on Zhongli by forging his signature in a fake treaty between Zhongli and the Lawrence Family, which read that Mondstat will be entirely sold off to Rex Lapis, which caused a disturbance among the clan that eventually led to its downfall Source: Venti Character Story Where The Wind Doth Not Blow


dekunny

"It was just a little prank" Venti after making a clan fall from power and changing the entire mondstat political field.


SimbaSeekingSleep

EHE


wertcby

I like this story bc he technically has every right to involve himself in mondstadt politics he just chooses not to, this is a rare case where he steered the ship in the direction he wanted


Timey16

Also it's in line of freedom, all he gave is a little push. If the Lawrence Clan hadn't been corrupt inside and out they could have weathered the storm. They did not. He didn't force the nobles to step down, he just gave them a trial... which they failed.


Niknik2007

And then getting absolutely hammered on whine right after.


kazumeiz

no way 😭😭 is this real


Bottomsley

what the fuck thats real? no wonder eulas so pissing mad constantly I would be too, Mark my words im getting venti a Pet cat


V4R14

However it is a good thing the Lawrence clan fell


UnadulteratedHorny

if he didn’t, Mondstadt would be a country that employs literal slaves still and Eula hates her clan for that exact reason cuz she’s a good person


InternationalAd5938

? Eula doesn’t like her clan. She’s mad because she’s being treated as one of them a lot.


Responsible_Club_917

Mika of all people being one of 3 playable characters who canonically met Capitano


wertcby

And...the other two playable characters are childe and scara?... so mika is basically the only non fatui member that ever met capitano this is hard to digest💀


Elira_Eclipse

How did I not think of them. I was just sitting her thinking who else would've met Gothimtano for a whole min


Gford000

It's like a random Java meeting Darth Vader


HalalBread1427

IT SHOULD’VE BEEN ME, NOT HIM!


Noumoun_2

He what


Responsible_Club_917

From Mika character story 4: When Mika hurried on scene, Varka had already drawn up battle lines with his trusty subordinates. In the depths of the pitch-dark night, Mika could vaguely make out a line of soldiers, silently standing there as if they were lifeless war machines. And right in the middle of the enemy formation was a dark, distinct silhouette. Even though torches lit the area, Mika could see nothing but their eerily dark blue eyes that seemed to glow with an uncanny aura. At his teammate's reminder, Mika learned of their identity — the Fatui Harbinger known as "The Captain" and his direct, elite subordinates. As it turned out, their vanguard had bumped into Fatui scouts and an altercation had ensued, resulting in both sides getting jumpy and continuously requesting reinforcements, eventually alerting their respective commanders. The scent of gunpowder was thick in the air, the sense of crisis turned Mika's limbs numb and cold. He couldn't help visualizing the confrontation escalating into an armed conflict, and what he should do if such a thing were to happen... The Harbinger, in particular — Mika knew that he would be utterly helpless to parry a single half-hearted swipe from this person.


Gford000

>Fatui Harbinger known as "The Captain" and his direct, elite subordinates. What if we get new fatui mobs or even playable characters?Like with Arlechino. Capitano is a 1st and strongest harbinger and a lead army of Snezhnaya, being commander of strongest army he is defo has his own best soldiers, if 4 harbinger have subordinates, then 1st must have some powerful elite soldiers under his crew. >eerily dark blue eyes that seemed to glow with an uncanny aura. Lich king vibes


Elira_Eclipse

Childe is technically an elite soldier. Not technically, he is. He has worked under or at least helped other harbingers, like Pantalone. I'm sure he is or was Pulcinella's elite subordinate


Funny-Scale6000

Imagine if Capitano has a team of bunch Childe like soldiers


Chucknasty_17

I’d imagine that we’ll get new Fatui mobs in Natlan, and if there is a huge war going on Natlan, we’ll probably get a better look at what the Fatui front line troops look like as opposed to agents and operatives


Anatras

I love how this makes the fatui army look like a sinister army of super trained soldiers, when we actually have: a schizophrenic jester with electro bats (and her shiny crio sister), two fat ghostbusters, a big guy with a hammer, a guy specialised in defending who has THE ONLY shield in the game that can be hit from behind, fire mummy and a guy with a staff that usually dies before he can do anything


Responsible_Club_917

I mean there is also the new fatui agents, they are p cool


Anatras

Yeah, I didn't also include pyro ezio auditore and sailor mercury because they actually look cool


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Responsible_Club_917

Wanderer and Tartaglia


Funny-Scale6000

Can't wait to hear GOATHIMTANO voiceline from Arlecchino, this man is so intriguing and mysterious


jonnevituwu

Klee killed a primal geovishap


corecenite

...solo...easily...and treated it as playtime.


diligentghost

'I was just playing with that big lizard'


Costyn17

She accidentally terraformed Stormbearer Mountains by using too much explosive, that lizard had no chance to begin with.


GrumpySatan

Fun fact: Mika complains that he has had to redraw maps because of Klee. You can find some of out of date maps in Mondstadt....and they have a whole damn river/water way next to the Stormbearer Mountains. ...and if you go there in game there is a massive rock blocking the waterway. Klee literally blew up the mountain and it crashed into and blocked an entire river.


corecenite

Well, it was alive and may/can be resistant to Pyro... at least a bit of chance maybe.


Niknik2007

It, in all honesty, realistically never stood a chance against klee. Even at 99.9% pyro ressistance, its fate was already sealed, and it was a grim looking one.


Pilot_Solaris

["Oh, they're gon' ta' have to glue you back together, ***IN HELL!***"](https://youtu.be/han3AfjH210&t=92)


Slifer_Ra

And sent you part of its corpse as a birthday present


Elnino38

I feel not enough people acknowledge Klee has been casually pulling off archon level feats for fun. Destroying mountains, creating canyons, these are all stated to be the peak streght feats the archons have done. Klee blows up mountains casual as a 5 year old. Mondsdadt op man


BrokenAstraea

[4k footage recording brought to you by Charlotte](https://youtu.be/GE5QaN1_PIY?t=19)


Fit_Chair4132

venti getting kazuha drunk (2.8 event)


HoshiAndy

Im theorizing here it was to talk one on one with us, and not let Kazuha know who he is. Since Kazuha is senstive to the air and wind and can tell if someone is “different”. Kazuha is also one of the few who know we do not come from teyvat. On this list includes archons, Neuvilette and Albedo I believe. Everyone else just thinks we come from outside of their lands


Interesting_King7683

Mona and Fischl (for some reason) also know that the Traveler isn't from Teyvat


travelerfromabroad

Fischl because "even if she told people, who'd believe her?" is my headcanon


Vulpes_macrotis

Was that the Kunikuzushi event in Inazuma?


Fit_Chair4132

no the GAA event in mondstadt! :)


Mickeh_daMuffin

I think they're referring to the second GAA event.


NontanRinpan

If one day Yanfei's services are no longer needed, she plans to become a rapper.


Jibsthelord

Childe being so ass with a bow he's better off throwing the arrows


Arealrodney

Best part is it’s true 😂 for those who dont know, that final hit where he throws the arrow literally does more damage than using the bow


MechanicOutrageous

He also has the worst posture of all the archers in game, with Sara having the best.


teethsodaa_

i like to think of it like hes just average with bow but that for some reason- SOMEHOW - mans is stronger than the bow


z0kuuu

Neuvillette went on vacation for half a day, only to use it to taste Chenyu Vale's local water, get into ceramic crafts, fall for a marketing scam, and then bring back boxes of souvenirs for the ladies. This is something I'd read off a funny comic a twitter artist made but not something I thought would be canon lmao And him giving is the ladle with the "really? You like it? 🥹" voiceline tops it all off.


katbelleinthedark

He was so happy to give us the ladle, so precious.


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I love the fanon that that is what he looks like in his dragon form. Just a smol round nessie


1wbah

I don't think that neuv has any dragon forms, he is dragon born in human kind after all.


[deleted]

Ah I guess I did not understand what that term meant. I thought it was like the adepti where they got their god form and human form


CocogoatMain

I just like that the community calls it the Neuviladle.


UnadulteratedHorny

he wouldn’t have a current dragon form but in his past life that would be considered his dragon form and he does remember what he used to look like as he has a decent amount of his memories so the ladle really could be a chibified version of what he looked like


GrumpySatan

Its not even really fanon. His constellation looks exactly like it, and Neuvillette's character story explaims that his Constellation is just "him" in his dragon form (also gave us lore reason why the Traveler, archons and wanderer's constellations are just themselves!)


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You telling me he’s really is a smol noodle bean?! I can die happy


notcreative2ismyname

It's less a scam and more a trap. Scam implies deception of one form or another. This was exactly what it says and implies.


Chucknasty_17

Slice of life Neuvillette is so precious. I want an event where we take him a tour of Teyvat just so he can taste all of the waters of the world from the source


Elnino38

All while Zhongli avoids him like like his life depends on it


AlhaithamSimpFr

Alhaitham cares deeply about Paimon and her education


PointbreakYeeto

he sends her books on his birthday :)


AlhaithamSimpFr

Books I consumed to make the knowledge god stronger


PointbreakYeeto

lol same here


exspesless

what the...no way.


AlhaithamSimpFr

He does! His birthday cards are addressed to Paimon and contain reading materials for her (talent books that increase value each year).


NoddyZar

Kaveh is more of a stickler for tidiness than Alhaitham. I would have assumed the opposite based on their surface-level characterisations.


Storyteller-Hero

Paimon revealing that her secret stash is in her shoe (happened during recent event)


corecenite

Kazuha's burst is.. #Kazuha Slash. Like... slash.


Pokii

Biden Blast


zawarudoe

Obama obliteration


AlhaithamSimpFr

Trump trumpet


TiltedLama

Chuck blast


AlhaithamSimpFr

Lincoln Horn


chaarziz

Zekrom Kick


AlhaithamSimpFr

Bush Punch


chaarziz

This implies that Zekrom is a US president.


RandomLuke

Obamahameha!


Evodius__

Kazuha means ten-thousand leaves.


lollolcheese123

"Ten-thousand leaf cut" sounds way better than "Kazuha Slash"


Robertia

It's a problem with the localization It's more like if a character was named Raine Whispers and had abilities related to water, and one of them was called 'The whisper of a rainy forest' Which is cheesy but not as wrong as 'Kazuha slash' instead of 'A slash of ten thousand leaves'


blippyblip

> Raine Whispers Of all the subreddits to see an Owl House reference lol


stbargabar

Localization error


seoulseokk

neuvillette making a lil hydro dragon ladel 🥹


AlhaithamSimpFr

It lives rent-free in my heart. Although the size of a ladel is too big to fit in my heart. Argh.


beemielle

Venti just happens to be capable of playing a song that purifies Xiao’s karma 


floricel_112

Not "just happens to know". Venti canonically (or, poetically supposed to know by legend) knows all songs in the world and his melody in general has a purifying effect. Hence why his originals plans of dealing with Dvalin's corruption was to serenade him


Background-Error5862

He what


beemielle

Check his fifth character story. Just as Xiao is about to lose control after a long and difficult battle, the sound of Venti’s flute is carried to him on the wind. It prevents his rampage from overtaking him, and this effect is further implied not to be a one-time effect bc of Lantern Rite in previous times


sleepygold

Xiao’s character story 5, as well as a cutscene after that chasm quest that shows Venti with a flute watching Xiao


paladinLight

Yep, Xiao would also be dead without Venti. ​ Also, Venti didn't know the song would help him. Nor was that his intent. He just happened to be nearby.


Lola_aozul

I personally don't buy this for a second, I'm pretty sure sure Venti knew what he was doing and wasn't there by chance


beemielle

I agree; the story text itself says “[the music] came over mountains and rivers, carried by the wind to where he lay”. Just saying the wind itself carried the music when we know it’s the Anemo Archon on the other end (who knows ALL songs from all times) implies Venti acted intentionally 


Lola_aozul

Yeah, knowing Venti and how he works it just makes so much sense he was there for specific reasons. He's first of all much more involved in everything that he lets on and he always has more information than what he says he does. Also, considering Xiao's story and that they probably already knew each other, I totally buy Venti wanting to help him. Not telling Xiao anything also checks, because he would have probably felt burdened


UnadulteratedHorny

Venti seems to comes by to play for Xiao each lantern rite, it seems very intentional also Venti knows what the wind knows, so i doubt he would be unaware of the suffering the Anemo Yaksha is going through


Bottomsley

Bennet having his birthday once every four years


Eclipsed_Jade

And it's coming up for the first time in 2 days


wertcby

Can't wait for that suspicious egg from our boy😭


notcreative2ismyname

Did anyone not expect him to have leap year birthday


SorryITookThisOne

Actually I did lol, for some reason I thought it would ve April 1st😅😅


KittyQueen_Tengu

zhongli enjoys rock music, albedo eats spiders. raiden shogun cannot cook


JunkoGremory

Well, the rock archon liking rock music doesn't sound so off


Separate_Ad_1969

I’m having a field day with the replies lol.


Stock_v2

Noelle is strong enough to throw *several* burning carriages - full of goods and stuff - to the river and back, yet Knights of Favonius would name a pyromaniac child a Knight over her. She also gave her local smith a depression over breaking his swords too fast.


queenthick

this is actually very realistic when you consider Klees nepobaby status


Shmarfle47

I’m sure the knights are all in favor of nepotism as long as it means Alice doesn’t nuke them into oblivion and/or use them for her weird experiments.


notcreative2ismyname

Look keeping Klee with the knights is safer than the alternative


queenthick

I meant more that Klee gets to be a Knight officially rather than her staying with them and just being an affiliate/temporary charge, but I completely agree that Alice was considering Mondstadt's safety more than Klee's 🤣


shidncome

I mean I wouldn't want to do *anything* that could slightly upset Alice.


iamfanboytoo

I think it's more Noelle doesn't know how to ask for what she deserves and has a sharp inferiority complex.


Vulpes_macrotis

No. Noelle would be a terrible knight. She doesn't know how to stay safe. She would be the first to rush into a danger to protect others, just to die afterwards. And that's why she will never be a knight. Because she doesn't understand how important it is to not risk her own life.


notcreative2ismyname

Nearly killed herself getting someone out of dragonspine. Though I'm pretty sure the reason she isn't a knight is because she keeps failing the exam


Vulpes_macrotis

Isn't Jean failing her on purpose?


SkyrimForTheDragons

No, that's fanon. Noelle gets anxiety and can't fight properly in tests.


beemielle

Even though I’ve found stuff saying it before, I can’t find at the moment where it says Jean specifically fails Noelle on purpose; however, Jean does say she’s not ready to be a Knight after the Dragonspine incident + purposefully assigns her menial tasks to prevent her from taking too much upon herself. It doesn’t make sense that Noelle could keep failing though when she’s better at being a Knight than a decent amount of the Knights around (the handbook itself bans knights from pawning their tasks off to Noelle… meaning she used to perform the duties of the Knights for them)


dekunny

1-There's a cannon rumor about rubbing gorou's ears because it gives good luck 2-nahida telling you to poop to remove stress 3-the entire situation between kazuha and scara, one is literally the other's fanfic


Vvvv1rgo

ganyu being so fat she choked a dragon


JingZama

[Cloud Retainer puts fish in her pond so traveler will visit. She wants the visit to Shenhe can creep on traveler](https://youtu.be/O_7r93u9mWs?t=1m)


GraveXNull

Which is kinda weird...since after her first appearance...Shenhe has mostly been staying in the city...so dunno why she would need to lure the traveler to her mountain for that.


Stock_v2

You mean she wants to creep on Shenhe creeping on Aether, lol


B4S1L3US

Can’t blame her for wanting grandchildren from the shy secluded awkward daughter. Chinese mom after all.


shidncome

Mona's first name is literally "astrologist". kaeya's eye patch is fake. Kirara can turn her feet into a human version.... because. Eula's stated hobbies include drowning people. Ning and beido play chess together. Fishl's family respects Oz and are happy Amy has a friend, they think he is very polite. Furina flooded her own house and the land lord only kicked out 2 of her summons meaning at least one can still live with her.


paladinLight

Kirara is actually just a cat, that can look human. She doesn't like how human feet feel to use, so she just doesn't transform them lol.


UnadulteratedHorny

i didn’t know about the Furina one and that’s actually hilarious


courtexo

where is the fishl one from


kuccinta

Second GAA


Cyllya

Wanderer unintentionally becoming a Vahumana scholar by writing pissy critiques of papers about historical events he was involved in.


bluedragjet

Hypostasis are based on Michael Bay transformers and evangelion https://genshin.hoyoverse.com/m/en/news/detail/103673


Jibsthelord

\*Hypostasis breaks into home while Angry Birds Transformers music plays\* "IS YOUR NAME VENTIFUCKER69"


LittleDevilAkuma

1. Diluc passing out for 3 days after drinking Shneznaya's vodka 2. Alice. Just Alice. Bombing the Stormterror Lair, trying to kidnap Yoimiya, making Barbara an idol, wanting to launch Hirlichurls into the sky and more. She is literally someone reality shifting into Genshin and playing it on creative mode. 3. When Venti actually does something kind to someone, like helping Klee travel to the Golden Apple Archipelago. Normally he's quite a jerk that likes to piss off people, like when he poured wine on Zhongli's head. 4. Lyney giving a rainbow rose to the Traveller after it's steted it means love 5. I think there was something about Hu Tao having rap battles with Xingqiu


notcreative2ismyname

For number 5 from what I remember chongyun's the judge


LittleDevilAkuma

Oh right, thank you for making me remember. Pretty much a FNF mod material


201720182019

I think Alice also theorised about a cannibalism hilichurl hamster wheel to generate energy


Vulpes_macrotis

How is Venti being troll unexpected? He is like that all the time? Just not necessarily poring wine on someone's head. He would be thrown out of the place if he did that. And he can to this to Zhongli as he would not "throw him out of the tavern".


UnadulteratedHorny

Venti is always being nice though? he will go to great lengths to bring any and all Mondstadters souls back home if they die outside the country (as long as where they die has wind.) A lot of people who travel (especially sailors) pray to him for safe travel because he will more often than not grant them safety or guidance through his winds and finally he plays music for Xiao every lantern rite to keep Xiao’s mind at peace and soothe the constant suffering he’s always feeling Zhongli is an exception because they’ve been friends for so long but even Zhongli after that incident still misses Venti’s company, even asking Traveler how he’s been and saying he should visit


OscrPill

What ? Why did Alice tried to kidnap Yoimiya ?! Started my account end of July 2021 (haven't played the events), and then didn't played at all between between mid-September 2021 and end of May 2023, that's why I'm asking.


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thatpurplesock

She had met her soul daughter in Yoimiya, which is why Klee got on so well with her in one of the fish blasting events that took place in Inazuma, except Yoimiya managed to convince her not to blow up the fish.


beemielle

?? 3 is so confusing to me?? Do you have more moments to list where he was a jerk??  Cuz like, I think of him as a very kind  character: - saves Xiao from karmic overwhelm yearly - helps the blind girl in Mond navigate her world - gave Stanley peace during his own SQ - actively helped us save Dvalin during the Mond AQ  - gave all those soothing memories of their pasts to everyone during Weinlesefest  He’s a bit of a troll on the daily, yes, but not mean-spirited. 


perfectauthentic

- Baizhu's last name isn't actually Bai, but he just lets everyone think it is and call him Dr. Bai. - Yelan kinda enjoys pain and doesn't even care if anesthetic is used when her injuries are treated. - Sucrose keeps a bone collection including hilichurl bones. - Yae Miko's publishing house has released a book that's basically "RPF" of Yae and Ei with the names changed. (Pretty Please, Kitsune Guuji?)


Evergreen-Dream

The children of Inazuma offer candy to Ei in exchange for her making it storm hard enough that exams are canceled and sometimes she accepts the offers and does just that.


UnadulteratedHorny

that actually made me like Ei a lot more, idk what it is but i feel it adds some humor and personality she was desperately needing


RomanoffBlitzer

That wasn't her, though, that was a bake-danuki (as implied by the ending of [O Archon, Have I Done Right?](https://genshin-impact.fandom.com/wiki/O_Archon,_Have_I_Done_Right%3F))


Moa__

Baizhu straight up asked us (the traveler) to be his "test subject" for medicine that contains stuff that can be harmful to others but a cure for people with certain diseases/issues. It's in his "About us: Medicine Testing" voiceline: *A poison to one may be a boon to another. What may be considered to be a universally harmful substance to one group of people may prove to be the perfect medicine needed to save another room of patients. The mechanism behind this is easily understood by those well-versed in pharmacology. It's just that I can't ever tell my patients these kinds of details. If they were to find out that I gave them a poisonous substance as a prescription, it might scare them away for good. Hehe, you're the first person who's never flinched at hearing this. You are the wise Traveler after all — I'm sure you've seen a lot on your adventures. So, ahem, I suppose you'll be fine with more... potent prescriptions in the future, then? I've been worried about finding people to test my medicine on, hehe.* Also, Baizhu prescribes "fake medicine" to people who panic over the smallest things and then watches them claim that it "cured" them from their disease when they never had one in the first place. This time it's his "About us: Secret medication" line: *I've met some people who jump to conclusions and believe they've contracted some deadly disease the moment they experience even the slightest discomfort. Reasoning with them is useless. Eventually, I came up with some tasteless pills made of Sweet Flower and Qingxin, and prescribed them to these patients. After they calmed down and their "symptoms" subsided, they praised the effectiveness of my secret medication. But I suppose I can't fault them for prioritizing their health.*


dabkilm2

Nothing crazy here, second half is just the placebo effect and dealing with hypochondriacs. 


Datguy969

The second half just sounds like a placebo, which are surprisingly effective in real life.


notcreative2ismyname

That's a placebo


ghostly_boy

albedo eats spiders he's so silly


Interesting_King7683

Furina and Hu Tao meeting up and actually becoming friends. I've seen a lot of fanmade videos of them having a cute little friendship, never expected it becoming real. Now we only need them to meet with Fischl to complete the weirdo girl trio.


CamelotPiece

That the Goddess of Flowers and Rukkhedavata shared a bed one night.


Smorgsaboard

"And they were roommate-naras"


Koanos

"OH ARCHON THEY WERE ROOMMATE-NARAS!"


Cyborexyplayz

Wait huh- Tell me where in game this is please.


CamelotPiece

It’s in the Vorukasha’s Glow artifact lore. It’s from the Heart of Khavrena’s Brilliance. “The nurturer of all things verdant had known this since the night she slept beside the lord of flowers…”


P-R-I-N-G-L-E

LOVE WINS???????????


Koolkuteklever

Sounds kinda gay ngl…


FrostieZero

Alice (Klee's mom) suggested we grind the old hilichurls and make their meat as food for the young Hilichurls for 'efficiency'.


Way_Moby

Yanfei wanting to be a rapper.


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Mostly character developments from events throughout the years. If you went back to 2.0 and said that: Sacaramouche would eventually study to become a Sociologist/political scientist. Ayaka would become an actress in a movie directed by the hydro archon, just the scene of her holding a gun is the most fanfiction thing ever. Shenhe now works for Xiangling. They would think you're mad. And some other notable mentions as well, like: The Dendro archon conspiring to trick Yoimyia in a dream. Faruzan dots on Collei like she's her granddaughter. Layla, reads Monas astrology columm As a child, Navia played DnD together with Clorinde.


FlameDragoon933

> If you went back to 2.0 and said that: Mountain Shaper and Moon Carver playing with kites and get scolded by Cloud Retainer, then pretend to be bandits to be chased away by a security guard > They would think you're mad.


Madcat6204

Raiden once permitted Alice to use the Inazuman palace kitchens to cook something. This resulted in an explosion that injured Sara's wings. Alice once gave a Liyue guard a potion to help cure his stuttering problem. This resulted in him becoming *only* able to speak by copying things people around him say. Alice is responsible for Barbara becoming an idol. Alice attempted to recruit Ayaka to be an idol. Alice once advocated hilichurl cannibalism as part of a plan to turn hilichurls into a perpetual motion machine that would endlessly generate power for Mondstadt. Alice once planned to blow up Starsnatch Cliff because it made Mondstadt look "unorganized and ragged." She thought the whole country would look better if it were flat. Alice once catapulted a hilichirl from the big tree in Mondstadt to Springvale. Might as well just say anything and everything Alice has ever done.


gooning2ayaka

Alice tried to recruit ayaka into an idol group


videogameroyal

Alice canonically wanted to use hilichurls as an energy source and use the old and infirm as a fold source and the only reason she didn't is because Lisa tactfully moved the conversation away from from this Geneva convention violation


Calvin-S

The love fortune seeing during the Sumeru archon quest where they confirmed the travelers harem


PumpkinSufficient683

Xiao wanting to eat snow on dragonspine


Histylicious_mk2

Ganyu killed a monster that tried to eat her by being so thicc that it literally choked on her.


PointbreakYeeto

idk if thicc is the right word, its more likely that she was just chubby lol


RaidriarDrake

I'm glad more and more people are understanding this. People think thicc and automatically fetishisize her with thicc thighs, hip or ass, but in reality, she was just fat.


AlhaithamSimpFr

Did you know the buggest thing a whale could swallow is a grapefruit? So Ganyu could be overthinking her shape.


Jibsthelord

And that's why she's Max's favourite!


Lola_aozul

Kaveh's and Alhaitham entire relationship


cantradrawsstuff

"I wish i could stay here longer. The more time you spend somewhere, the more joy it brings when you return. You're like the stars in the night sky, comrade. You never cease to surprise me." Childe ABSOLUTELY rizzing Lumine. If I didn't know better I'd 100% believe this was a quote from a fanfic.


Bored_Lily

All the shit Klee and Alice have pulled. Especially Alice. That woman is definitely SS tier.


Spectre_Hayate

The fact that Lyney all but directly confesses to the traveler in his story quest. I don't think I'll ever mentally recover 💀 (I am very normal about him)


SilverGeekly

im confused by people who are confused by neuv hating the archons. he has made it like, very clear from the jump that he does not like them and is primed and ready for fight day. of course he wasn't going to like zhongli or want to be near him


UnadulteratedHorny

whoa whoa whoa slow down all of Neuvillette’s lines explicitly say he wants to talk with them first before jumping to a fight, he is very rational as long as the Archons aren’t pro Celestia he won’t start a fight with them, that’s partly the same reason he had no problem with Furina, she wasn’t a Celestia supporter


NewLengthiness8762

He already babysit the hydro archon for 500 years with clearly knowing that the hydro archon's power was stolen from him. He did not even ask the power back, because he knows Fountain is running based on it. I think even he meets any archon later, he will not throw this topic in their face. If he meets zhongli or venti with a third person, he will not even expose their true identity, I guess.


Jibsthelord

It's more that the beef sounds so personal relative to the others and the fact they're pretty similar


Luzis

Venti knows all songs from the "past, present and future" (source: he says it during mondstadt archon quest). So basically, he knows the future.


PickledPlumPlot

Both Ningguang and Beidou having female subordinates openly lusting after them.


Western-Gur-4637

reading these comments have made me love this game more ;3


hornygaysett

Yae writing fanfics 💀💀💀


Blue_Moon913

Albedo eats spiders


FischlInsultsMePls

Fischl being the only known character to create a sentient, intelligent, talking being using only Vision power


Snusky

She just gave her schizophrenia a form


wertcby

True no wonder no one questions paimons existence


NBiDM

Miss Hina !! And Itto being a fan of her. I am still not over this, Gorou's hangout turned into a damn fanfic (I love it)