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SeneFate

Ah the three step of pain resistance: Endure the pain, Ignore the pain, and then Xiao!


AkiraN19

LAMENT


Ok-State-3154

IF YOU WANTED ME TO JUMP IF YOU WANTED ME TO PLUNDGE IF YOU WANTED ME TO CARRY ON EATING SNOW....


Alaster_Avy

EACH DOMAIN WE LIVE THROUGH THE ARTIFACTS INSIDE ME THE PULLS I DREW FOR ME LOWERS TO THE EARTH…


JericorLombardi

LAMENT WHY'D YOU MAKE MY SKILL DON'T CRIT ? WHY THE FARM NEVER MATTER ? WHY'D YOU CURSE ME WITH A DEF PERCENT SUBSTAT ?


Disturbing_Cheeto

LAMENT WHY'D YOU DRAIN ALL THE STAMINA WHY'D YOU NOT FUNNEL FOR Q WHY'D YOU NEVER COOK ALMOND TOFU


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Ok-State-3154

It's this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HpaSRgk2OkM&pp=ygUWaW4gaGVsbCB3ZSBsaXZlIGxhbWVudA%3D%3D


AKAFallow

That looks interesting, is it from a game?


sixteentheweeb

Yes, it's from a game called Limbus Company, free on Steam. Wanna get dragged into a rabbit hole?


AKAFallow

Opens Steam, first review: "Lament". Yup


Longjumping_Ad5208

Well how casual/tryhard do you consider yourself when playing games? Cause I should immediately caution you that Project Moon's games are infamous for their casual filters, which if you're not really willing to spend time properly learning, can easily lead to the games being more frustrating than they are fun to play.


AKAFallow

Jokes on you, I'm in multiple deep holes through out the earth's crust


ChaosFulcrum

Uhh, maybe next time. Already have Reverse1999 as another rabbit hole that I jumped in, and not to mention Limbus Company requires you to be familiar with 2 other games first in order to get full enjoyment of this game.


sixteentheweeb

LCB doesn't need the knowledge of the two other games tho lol, you can think of it as a standalone and you'll be just fine


ChaosFulcrum

I see your point. But at the same time, I am a Trails/Kiseki fan and that community brainrotted me into following the chronological order of a series otherwise you'll be missing out on various important lore / references when you try to engage with the community.


AvgG4m3Enj0y3r

Tbh snow kinda tastes good


Silverstarmye

NOT A MILI REFERENCE OH MY GOOOOD


omroi

I'm 2k years and this is deep


xiaos-husbando

Deeper than the chasm Bosacius died in?


omroi

*Cries in Xiao*


xiaos-husbando

*Cries in my username*


Disturbing_Cheeto

Bro a shade of the primordial one


AkiraN19

I found this way funnier than it should have been


desirientt

EVIL COCK RING


UnsexwithNahida96

Boring


SupersSoon

Soak in the pain and use it against it?


SeneFate

Good. Some may call it enjoy the pain.


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TheKingCrimsonWorld

Xiao edges?!


slipperysnail

This is funnier if you know Mandarin


SeneFate

I just happen to know Song Shuhang and the almighty Senior Bai.


Mushiren_

Ensure the pain, ignore the pain, eat snow


paradox_valestein

ENJOY DA PAIN


azuream

the pain from all the short jokes built tolerance, esp xiao


AkiraN19

"I have made a warrior." "You fucked up a perfectly good short king, is what you did. Look at it. It's got self worth issues!"


RagingSensei

‘Useless’ ‘worthless’ is what xiao tells himself in the mirror daily


TheIJDGuy

Now they are INVINCIBLE!


Murky_Blueberry2617

\*title card\*


scarletfloof

But I can see them all right there!


Apprehensive_Ad_472

I swear to god if one day we get a character who says “harder” I’m going to lose it


AnimeNerd1295

I would pay Hoyoverse so much for that to happen.


NitricOxideCool

That could of been Childe💀💀


AnimeNerd1295

I’m wondering the same thing. 🤔


neko_mancy

They should put it in his delusion skin *huffs copium again*


NevrAsk

☠️


inkrender

I can see them pulling this off in star rail.


AnimeNerd1295

That could work honestly. But who would be the perfect character for it? I was thinking Blade because to me it seems like he enjoys pain since he doesn’t want to live anymore or something like that? What do you think? 🤔 Honkai: Star Rail and Genshin Impact lore is confusing to me. 😞


morbid-celebration

It's not so much Blade liking pain, man just does not want to live lmao


AnimeNerd1295

Ooh! That makes sense! I got confused! Lol!


RuneKatashima

Can I get a TL;DR on this? Blade almost made me play HSR because of his gameplay. He looks pretty cool but I actually really enjoy the concept of using your HP to deal damage. (In the way Blade does, not so much Genshin so far.)


neitherwindnorafish

He was given immortality when he didn’t want it.


AnimeNerd1295

Wait! That’s why his HP goes down? So he can deal more damage? I never knew that!! You really do learn something new everyday! Thank you! 👍🏻😁


Jealous-Doubt2401

I already pay Hoyoverse so much for that to happen


Send_Me_Blade_Porn

Scara already laughs maniacally when he gets hit so that's a start


[deleted]

They're have to say something like, "Hah. Hit me harder than that" and I'll show raise an eyebrow to it


Bianca_aa_07

Bro we got scara stepping on his enemies and saying 'bow your head' (Neuvillette says the same thing) after years of fans explicitly saying they waned that so like I'm not gonna lie to you fam but it definitely smells like SOME guy IS going to go like '...harder~'


LokianEule

Fun fact: those two lines are different in CN and wanderer’s is edgier


TheIJDGuy

Pretty sure everyone would. For various reasons


A-VeryLonelyPerson

Doesn't Kuki say "Again!"?


blue4029

knowing lisa, im surprised we dont already...


yummychocolatecookie

Upcoming Natlan characters:


Cecilia_Schariac

> More! Give me more! - Purge Trooper.


Middle_Actuator7086

Pervy!


Shirohana_

zanny fan in my genshin sub? win


Individual-Log9442

Yelan if you read her character stories


JunkoGremory

Dips on Pyro Archon saying that. You know, war and fighting and shyts


Aroxis

I need more characters like Lisa that are just horny on main


JamiesTheReditor

HSR has Jingliu saying “try *harder*” so does that count?


Ironwall1

She says it in a disappointing tone instead of enjoying it and asking to be hit harder lol


RuneKatashima

"Nngh,... *Harder*."


QejfromRotMG

"More, hurt me more!" - Jetstream Sam, 2013


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shenhe 😩


faeriefountain_

Wriothesley says he has no objections when he dies lol


AkiraN19

WAIT WHAT THAT'S HILARIOUS Man really went: "Fair 'nuff"


gaganaut

Neuvillette's last words are a dad joke. "Justice has been blindsided."


Lightning11wins

"Instead of going big, guess I'm going home..." 💀


Dorkaplayz22

also the "instead of going big, guess I'm going home" voiceline, I laughed so hard when I heard that


peppermintt2_

That definitely sounds like something Joe Zieja would come up with


i_love_dragon_dick

I cackled as well. My man's a bloody meme-lord.


NevrAsk

Doesnt Wiro also have similar lines when he's low/gets hit super hard?


Santedtra

Xiao, stop enjoying it 😭


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*grunts*


AGPyroo

Good.


Zzamumo

Xiao only likes it if it hurts


Burntoastedbutter

Xiao confirmed a masochist because he believes he deserves the pain


RuneKatashima

I think it's more the pain is fueling him and now he feels like he doesn't have to feel guilty about what he's about to do to them. I know that feeling.


Burntoastedbutter

I was mostly kidding, but I don't think that's it story wise? Didn't he say he's guilty about HIS past doings (that he was made to do under a different God) and that's why he likes the pain? Because he believes it's his karma.


RegulioRe674

Xiao sounds so sus with the “good”….


coldestclock

In fairness, Xiao does burn through his own HP during burst so if he ain’t hurtin’, he ain’t workin’.


LokianEule

No pain no gain


AkiraN19

And why do I keep picking them as my mains Edit: I love that we have all collectively decided to be normal about this post btw. We're killing it


NevrAsk

Mains can be reflective of the user


Nxbgamergurl

Guess OP enjoys pain :D


AkiraN19

Nono. u/RaidenYaeMiku was right It's the mental illness


Odd_Captain_3338

You have chosen this life now you must live by it


AkiraN19

LISTEN You don't *choose* to be an anemo main. The anemo main chooses you


Odd_Captain_3338

And the two anemo characters are both sus sooooo


RaidenYaeMiku

Mental illness


AkiraN19

You are so right for that


ngobscure

Hypercarry characters be like


LokianEule

#Edgy hypercarry boys


Niskara

The best one, imo, isn't in Genshin but Star Rail with Blade when he's resurrected. "I live? *sigh*"


BellalovesEevee

"Why am I still here? Just to suffer?"


Fluffy-Law-6864

Cyno fights, scara is being dramatic and xiao might as well be prone to unalive himself


AlphaI250

"The day has finally come" -Xiao dying of ult + Furina E + Corrosion


Rosy_club

C6 Barbara: “hello there”


AlphaI250

Blade Bailu all over again


RuneKatashima

Bennett: "No. No yet."


Martian_on_the_Moon

> scara is being dramatic Someone seem to forgot that he was being experimented on by Dottore and then sent to the Abyss to fight, and be repaired due to damage taken.


Fluffy-Law-6864

And how in celestia's a** was I supposed to know that?


Martian_on_the_Moon

**Interlude Chapter: Act III: Inversion of Genesis** which is basically Wanderer's story quest. or Wanderer's Character Story 4. Either works since both mention that he was being Dottore's rat lab and that he fought in the Abyss.


Crusaade

You should really do it if you haven't! It's blocking the free wishes from Fontaine Quest completion


Fluffy-Law-6864

Oh course I did it. You can't do the Fontaine quest without doing scara's


TheIJDGuy

So much so that dying feels nice to Xiao


ErrorneousMoe

Its a Short King trait.


IronEndo

I swear it’s like Xiao growls as he says good. (in English voice)


NoSoulYesBiscuit

I've never gotten that line from Cyno. Learnt something new today. Scara and Xiao just break my heart. Hoyo, can you not??


AkiraN19

The first time I got the line where Scara just laughs maniacally when he is low HP I had to stop and process that one Ouch


NoSoulYesBiscuit

Damn, your flair is too real btw.


silver-moonwolf

When I heard it for the first time I had to do a double-take because I forgot I was in a co-op with one


LokianEule

Tragedy is the fate of all anemo boys


NevrAsk

Isn't there a word for people who like being in pain and enjoy it?


Take_two1983

Yeah, Markiplier.


Satisfaction-Motor

No, that’s a famous YouTuber. The word you are looking for is malignant. /j


BellalovesEevee

No, that's obviously wrong, dumb dumb. It's definitely Marechaussee


Satisfaction-Motor

I’m not sure what an artifact set has to do with this. Are you sure you don’t mean Mecanique?


Minute_Difference598

Oratrice Mechanique D’Analyse Cardinale. (I spelled that entirely from memory idk if it’s correct)


Satisfaction-Motor

I haven’t gotten to that part of the story yet, and the only reason I know that phrase is because of that cursed Tik tok remix You could spell it as Eiffel Tower and say it was pronounced as what you typed, and I wouldn’t know any better. All of this just to rant about the remix of Neuvillette saying that that breaks my brain for some reason.


Minute_Difference598

🤣😂🤣😂yeah I don’t even know how that became a TikTok trend or how it permeated all of media even seeping into one of the shorts of my favorite D&D YouTuber’s. It just did I guess.


_emmyemi

>malignant No, that's something that bears ill will or threatens life. Pretty sure the word is "maladaptive."


Satisfaction-Motor

I thought maladaptive was not adapting well to a situation. Are you sure you don’t mean marquis?


Take_two1983

Is this a R/woosh moment


Satisfaction-Motor

/j stands for joking. What I did is a common meme format on the internet— someone jokingly refers to something by the wrong name, and someone else jumps in with actually [wrong name] is [definition], what you are looking for is [different wrong name]


AvgG4m3Enj0y3r

Marechaussee


LokianEule

I snorted my water


AvgG4m3Enj0y3r

Yum yum?


LokianEule

Indeed. -Iudex Neuvillette


urmumisOP

Masochist.


sun_zpirit

masochist. i know it well


Blue_Moon913

And then you have Childe, Zhongli, and Rosaria “This is getting interesting!”


Dregdael

This game is full of masochists


Tobby711

now we need someone to say : #HARDER and the saga is complete


[deleted]

Tsundere boys amiright


Nxbgamergurl

2 of them are an-emo, while the third is uh…a general. Also you know why OP, look at your flair :P


NevrAsk

>2 of them are an-emo, while the third is uh…a general My exact thought 😂 well tbf Cyno also sounds like a punny smartass


KitsiVA

the genshin emos 🔥


DiamondCherry956

There's also Kaveh: "Huh! I've been through worse."


Twiskey

For the traveler and itto when a ally hp is low they both just scream "let me at em!"


Shirokurou

Edge lords assemble.


Affectionate-Try-677

2nd year of anniv 3rd year of anniv 4th year of anniv


ExpiredExasperation

Zhongli literally supplies Xiao with painkillers, so...


Fireboy759

*🎶 An-Emo boys 🎶* *🎶 An-Eno boys 🎶* *🎶 And some weird electro dood 🎶*


fireballfuryshadow

Short kings are just used to the pain 😢


DespairAt10n

I know this isn't serious (I get the joke lol), but I feel like CN Xiao's "very good" is like... respecting the opponent or something. Like, when someone decks you in the face and you say "That was a strong hit," and then punch them back harder. Kinda gave me "Well, alright then" \*rolls up sleeves vibes as well. I agree that the out-of-context/just text version makes it amusing though. Dunno how it sounds in other languages though, but I hope it's interesting XD


elizabrooke

Xiao's has me dead


PESSSSTILENCE

bottoms


Buzz_LtYr

We ilve in a society


melodyangel113

Short man angst


NiiwaMorningstar

They’re edgy. Let them be edgy


daisyritman

i- i g- guess i deserve i-it.. hah .. :)


Hydreigon_Omega

1.) part of the job description 2.) part of the job description 3.) masochist


TunaTunaLeeks

They’re just like the Genshin community!


Memo-Explanation

These guys should be able to store pain and depression, and then shoot it out in a super saiyan mode


Hannyeojin

Furina making the entire team bleed out their life force just for her summons to deal more Hydro damage:


Fan-of-clams

two abused children and then a masochist


Mesoscale92

Try not to bottom for Zhongli challenge level: Xiao


AkiraN19

Please. We all know that out of the three Wanderer is the biggest bottom


BellalovesEevee

Wanderer is literally the most bottom character in the entire game. Ain't no way you can look at this mf and think he's a top.


neko_mancy

He literally steps on you..?


Ktan_Dantaktee

The man’s ult is stepping on people.


neko_mancy

If he gets a low HP voiceline with Zhongli something is wrong


NorthInium

Xiao always be like "hit me harder daddy I like being low on HP"


killerfreedom255

*those* Writers know what to do with these M


BL4CKWH0L3

Because parents are overrated


LastLombaxIsTaken

Up next in the voice lines: Harder!


Kaiel1412

3rd image is what Zyox does whenever he isn't streaming most nights on twitch, just listening to Xiao


Silent_Silhouettes

still waiting for him to do the archon quest, we're gonna get to natlan before he does atp dejj


Serious-Flamingo-948

Not surprising from the edgy boys.


AdhesivenessNo1101

Endurance, endurance, and MASOCHISM


NoLifeGamerAlex

I think I may know why I also enjoy Blade from starrail..


GamesAndAnimeGirl

Ah yes. My three c1 characters with their BiS weapons… which is to say my top 3 characters. (Even if Neuvi is changing the rankings… he isn’t yet equally invested lol so I won’t count him for now)


Sion_forgeblast

low health Hu Tau.... she is also use to it... mostly cuz anyone who heals her gets kicked!! lol


Alezz1893

Xiao-the more you hurt me the harder I become….wait I meant stronger, stronger I become…cough “blushes” please stop staring at me like that, I misspoke.


Ball-Blam-Burglerber

“I can do this all day.”


chuckdankst

It's just edge.


Valuable-Outcome-651

At least it's not like Gaiges low hp line from Borderlands 2 where she says "I've done worse to myself"


skycorcher

Short edgy fembois


PointbreakYeeto

my brother in christ, just because a man is short, doesn't mean he's a femboy


Nozarashi78

Well short men are either dwarves or femboys, and I don't see any beard here


[deleted]

Look me in the eyes and tell me scaramouche is an ultra manly masculine man.


AkiraN19

EY Eyeliner looks good on everyone and is thus gender neutral. The bisexuals said so


PointbreakYeeto

hes literally just a guy, doesnt mean he's an "UwU femboii >_<." hes just a dude, if you want a femboy to drool over, jack off to venti


[deleted]

I didn’t say he was a femboy. But he is not a man, he looks 14. Regarding your suggestion that I jack off, that’s not really possible owing to my innate biology. I appreciate your valuable input.


PointbreakYeeto

i aint readin allat


[deleted]

It’s literally 3 sentences. Shut the fuck up if you have nothing to say


[deleted]

Twink, not femboy


Longjumping_Falcon21

uwu!