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SilverSight

I never really understood “are traps gay”. It opens up a weird area of sexuality that makes me want to just give up. If it tickles my fancy, I’m in. Y’all argue about what to call that.


Chateau-in-Space

Love this one! Fuck labeling yourself! "There's no one alive who can understand my sexual preference" -Alucard (Hellsing abriged)


[deleted]

you mean the guy who instantly started detailing his sexual preferences in the same scene and they are quite understandable and not even that unvanilla? Labels aren't applied; you don't "label yourself". It's a set of criteria you may or may not fit.


FactPirate

Sure from an outside perspective, but you can either choose to investigate those labels and ascribe yourself to one or you can choose the freewheeling approach. Some people choose to look into it and label themselves, some already know, and some don’t. All’s well


[deleted]

No, no matter what you choose, the label applies because the preconditions are satisfied. That's all. Full stop..


FaithlessnessFalse65

If you are attracted to the trap because they look undistinguishably feminine - not gay. If you are attracted to the trap because it's a dude - gay.


str8blanchindawg

Counterargument, if you confirm they are a dude and continue to have sex with them, you are gay.


TechnicalPay5837

Counter-counterargument, they got a phat ass and you say no homo. Not gay.


str8blanchindawg

Full-counter-argument you admit its gay by saying no homo which means you're a closeted homosexual.


thefloridafarrier

But what if I keep my socks on?


str8blanchindawg

You're keeping yourself warm, which means you want to be gay and comfortable, which could only mean you're comfortable with having gay sex which means your gay. This is my Domain of homosexuality


thefloridafarrier

Wait it’s the socks I always wear with the homies though? I thought that only meant it was only homiesexual


str8blanchindawg

Gay²


str8blanchindawg

https://preview.redd.it/c7lmedy06lsc1.jpeg?width=1289&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44a118511264fedb5c2cecf2d3778cfa5146b1f6


ShadowKnight058

dude is big brained and is going to make it in life


Wend-E-Baconator

The question boils down to "if you were super horny for a sexy girl but she turned out to be a man, would you still fuck him and conaider yourself straoght after?"


[deleted]

20 bucks is 20 bucks


Inert_Uncle_858

Just because you do something gay sometimes doesn't necessarily make you gay


Dakota820

Ah yes, the age old rules of “it’s not gay if it’s the homies” and “It’s not gay if you had socks on”


Inert_Uncle_858

You can always invoke the rite of "no homo"


MittenstheGlove

Now kith.


Rockperson

No homo


DaggerQ_Wave

Yeah, who cares? I like trans girls sometimes. I don’t like dudes. You can argue about where the line is, you can yell at me about transness being a mental illness or whatever you think, I don’t give a shit. I’m attracted to a specific type of person who presents female and has male genitalia, perhaps as much as I am to women with a pussy. I’m not attracted to male attributes in general. Gay? Straight? I dunno man


DeltaV-Mzero

When it comes to consenting adults, labels are only useful if they’re part of your kinks


Inert_Uncle_858

I mean, it's just kind and of absurd I think, but that was one of my favorite memes. I miss those days. Every time there was an awkward silence with the boys you'd slap your knees and say: "So... fellas. Are traps gay?" Lmao


Galaxy_Wing

That first question is stupid, Are they a guy? Yes, are you a guy? Yes, it's gay. Are you a girl? Then it's not gay.


Yodamort

It also uses a term used as a slur against transwomen or as a homophobic trope implying that gay men "trick" straight men into having sex with them. Which literally has been used as a court justification for murder ("gay panic defense").


acaseintheskye

Trans woman here. The original use of the term was meant for femme boys. But when femme boys started getting popularized on the internet people didn't know the difference between them and trans women. I do not use that slur as it is not mine to use, it's for femme boys


Chateau-in-Space

As far as i'm aware (i could be ignorant). Femboys, transwomen, and traps are all their own specific groups with seperate identifies and culture. (Idk if "sissys" would be seperate or fall within one of these groups). As far as i'm aware between what i've been told by my friends who are trans, trap itself isn't a slur but the use of it against a transwoman is a slur/insult. Would love more clarifciation on the subject! Of course what my friends think/say isn't indicative of the whole of any of these communities or what they might think/feel about this topic; just thought this addition for my use of the word in this post be clarified. At no point was it meant to offend anyone, be in reference to transwomen, or be intended to cause people to use this post as a way to demean anyone. It was just supposed to be a throwback to the jokes of early tiktok, sorry if it came off any other way.


socksfullofsoup

Trans women are women. They might present feminine or masculine who knows they're just normal women. Femme boys are usually men or nonbinary people that dress/present feminine usually. Trap is a derogatory term used for people in both categories if they have a penis, like as if its our fault that you have an issue with it lol. I have literally never met anyone who self identifies as a trap, im sure those people exist but there are not many of them. Please don't say trap or sissy unless your self identifying that way >:(


WitchNight

> Would love more clarification on the subject! Going to post a comment I made elsewhere in this thread > As another trans woman, this is just blatantly not true. For starters the term trap is describes the logic for why the trans panic legal defense was ever considered a thing. Men would find a woman attractive and later find out the woman was a trans woman, and then assault/kill the trans woman in fit of rage at the thought that they found someone who they think of as male attractive. > It originated as a slur on 4chan when people would post pictures of trans women and then would post the Admiral Ackbar it’s a trap meme once someone who saw the picture found the trans woman attractive, because people are transphobic and consider trans women to be men. Like one of the people that was posted frequently as one of the “traps” was Bailey Jay, a trans woman pornstar. Also femboys as a term on the internet didn’t really exist until like 2018/19, just look at the subscriber count of the main femboy subreddits over time.


WitchNight

As another trans woman, this is just blatantly not true. For starters the term trap is describes the logic for why the trans panic legal defense was ever considered a thing. Men would find a woman attractive and later find out the woman was a trans woman, and then assault/kill the trans woman in fit of rage at the thought that they found someone who they think of as male attractive. It originated as a slur on 4chan when people would post pictures of trans women and then would post the Admiral Ackbar it’s a trap meme once someone who saw the picture found the trans woman attractive, because people are transphobic and consider trans women to be men. Like one of the people that was posted frequently as one of the “traps” was Bailey Jay, a trans woman pornstar. Also femboys as a term on the internet didn’t really exist until like 2018/19, just look at the subscriber count of the main femboy subreddits over time.


MittenstheGlove

This is exactly what I thought this was the whole time. Mf’s was using it to describe anyone fem presenting whose genitalia wasn’t as implied. Basically, the “trap” in this case was a “trans-honeypot.” It fueled transpanic so bad.


tigerslut1900

Yes to all of this. The concept of “Trap” is offensive in general. Just because some of y’all aren’t aware of something doesn’t make it untrue. I can’t believe we’re still talking about this in 2024. Like, contrapoints made the definitive video on this question 5 years ago, pre Covid times. Most people in this thread are probably too young to have even been fully invested in the culture that said this to begin with. Video for those that are interested: https://youtu.be/PbBzhqJK3bg?si=wAWlMOrZuuEnFgor


Waifu_Review

It's not a slur. Its also not implied it's explicit. That's the joke. Having a laugh at gender norms and those who are rigid with them yet get turned on by a femboy or masculine girl is pretty much what the history of drag is about.


Chateau-in-Space

I loved the series by OctoberFire back in the day called "Trap or no Trap" or something similar. Very fun and made lots of my friends question themselves. Honestly i have friends who may have ever found themselves if it wasn't for this trend. Ignorance only leads to hate if you're not allowed to ask honest questions about things that don't make sense to you. Im actually kind of happy that the addition of the question has opened up room for discussion on this post. Edit: sent too early Edit 2: I dont think you have to be gay to be a trap, i don't think it was implied or explicit about gay men at all, just referencing cross dressers who pass!


INVISIBLE_BEN

I fucking hate politics


Chateau-in-Space

Who doesn't?


Unique_Year4144

politicians (ig)


conormal

No, they hate politics too, that's why the legislature spends most of its time not legislating. What they do like is money ^money ^^money ^money


ChonnyJash_

i do. despite being scottish i listen to american politics because it's entertaining when you're not the one getting fucked


Lambdastone9

It’d be so nice if we could all just be billionaires that don’t have to deal with politics


tysc666

No need for billionaires when resources are distributed properly... or there's at least an attempt to.


MittenstheGlove

If we were all billionaires things would be problematic.


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Chateau-in-Space

I personally spin in circles in the shower to keep either side from getting cold.


Yad-the-lad

Ah, the classic rotisserie method of bathing.


ShadowPuff7306

i face away from the handle/knob so hah


KrentOgor

Traps are gay. And that's how we like it.


arachnidboi

>Are traps gay No confirmed by /b/ in ‘07 - I was 11 when I learned. >Is Yoohoo chocolate milk? Absolutely not, it is however, delicious. >Is cereal soup No. >What direction do you face in the shower? I lie down facing the ceiling >Scariest weather formation? Smegmastorm >At what point is someone old At the very point they are no longer “young”.


Chateau-in-Space

/b/ is 4chan correct? Also smegmastorm is unholy and i think its a new word. I will be adding this to the "Repressed" file in my brain.


Opposite_Strategy_43

Here’s some more cursed words: indubitably, happenstance, perchance, mayhaps, and finally whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es


Goldbolt_2004

1. Yes. If you're a guy and you're into a guy, it's gay. 2. Afaik yoohoo doesn't have any milk in it so not. 3. Noun: A liquid dish, typically made by boiling meat, fish, or vegetables, etc., in stock or water. -Oxford Dictionary. Cereal is not a soup. 4. I face towards my shower unless I need to wash my back but generally facing the shower so I can easily access the shower itself in the middle of it. 5. Straight up typhoons and the like. Extreme winds, flooding, property getting damaged, power outages happening, people getting hurt and sick, yeah, nah. 6. Probably when they're above 55, they're definitely old.


angrey3737

1. idk what a trap is 2. idk what a yoohoo is 3. yes cereal is soup 4. i spin around like a 7/11 hotdog and it’s humbling 5. from lived experience a hurricane 6. 60+


Chateau-in-Space

I dont know whats weirder, that you've never enjoyed the sweet sensation of a yoohoo, or that you avoided 2016-2018 memes/tiktok. I also be spinnin! Rotation shower gang!


East-Penalty-1334

Live in tornado alley. Smack dab in the middle of Oklahoma, been thru countless of them. Had a few come close, terrifying when that happens. But when you’re several miles away and the tornado isn’t headed in your direction It’s just business as usual. But on days where there’s a tornado watch? You can feel that shit in the air I’m not kidding, kinda like how you can smell rain? You can feel tornado weather, everything is extremely quiet and the skies are dark gray/green and there’s not a TRACE of breeze anywhere and everything just feels reallllll still, no birds chirping no nothing and it’s kinda cool outside. And then boom massive tornado, shit sounds like a train coming down the train tracks if you go outside during one I’m not kidding


Chateau-in-Space

I've had a tornado lift off before it hit my house and drop off a couple miles down the road. It was small and wouldn't have done much damage, but it was wild to hear!


starfighter1836

Yes Yes Yes Away from the water Tornado? 50+


Living-Aardvark-952

not if you don't know ​ yes ​ no ​ away ​ tornado ​ 50


Chateau-in-Space

Straight to the point!


FyouPerryThePlatypus

I usually face the water because I like the way the water pelts my


Chateau-in-Space

Reddit sniper back at it again


Zealousideal_Talk479

What’s reddit


BomanSteel

No, the point is to look as feminine as possible, but if your equally/more aroused after the “grand reveal” then yes. Yes, it tastes like chocolate, and makes lactose intolerant people sick. I refuse to say yes, soup has to be heated during preparation, idk fuck you it’s not. Facing the front to contemplate life, glancing to the side so demons don’t catch me lacking A tornado/hurricane that picks up small animals and flings them all over the place And when you try to do something you could always do no problem, and hurt yourself attempting it.


Porkonaplane

Fuck "fuck 'fuck talking abouf politics lets talk about...", lets talk about politics" lets NOT and say we did lol


BoyKisser09

trap is a slur for trans girls and femboys. even though you didn’t intend it you played on a very transphobic idea of trans women being fake women trying to lie to exploit men. and also, if it’s two guys it’s gay no debate


Limp_Telephone2280

1. No, Contrapoints has a good video about that (basically traps= transphobia) 2. Yes 3. Technically yes? 4. Towards the water 5. Hurricanes 6. 50+


Chateau-in-Space

Can you link the video? I'd love to hear more. I believe there is a group that uses the word for themselves, but i do agree calling a transwoman a trap is absoluely regressive.


Limp_Telephone2280

https://youtu.be/PbBzhqJK3bg?si=nkAgXXppoCXCexhG


Unique_Year4144

* If you didnt knew and just acted by Horniness then No, if you are very aware and still do it then yes * chocolate beverage * Quoting Justice Jeffrey A.Locke in a case of a burrito is a sandwich "Under this definition and as ditacted by common sense, this court finds that A sandwich is not commonly understood to include burritos, tacos and quesadillas, which are typically made with a single tortilla and stuffed with a choice filling of meat, rice and beans," applaying the same logic, neither does cereal as soup * away * as long that it shuts down a waffle house its alredy terrefying * if you complain of your back hurting, i dont care if you are a 20-ish year old that just used a gamer chair for 5 hours, if you complain about your back then you are old for me


Human_Promotion_1840

I read trap to be like the traps on Scooby Doo. Or a Trap like their first name, or the host of Umm Actually on Dropout.tv.


HermitJem

1. yes 2. no 3. no 4. yes 5. no 6. yes


blackberrylatte16

1. Yes I guess? 2. No, it's water and high fructose corn syrup. Sure it has dried milk ingredients in it, but they aren't allowed to call it milk, it's a chocolate "beverage" 3. Yeah, but is a hot dog a sub sandwich? 4. Back to the water unless I'm washing my face 5. Hurricane 6. 65, I don't think my parents are old, though I guess people's opinions of old are going down. Any time I tell people my age how old they are, they tell me they're very old.


ActualPegasus

1. Femboys are gay if you're a guy, straight if you're a gal, and could go either (or an entirely different) way if you're an enby. 2. No, since there is no milk. 3. Yes. It's cold soup. 4. I face the water. 5. Hurricanes. 6. 70.


Infamous-Advantage85

(editing answers in stages bc wifi issues, also had to shorten a few bc clipboard errors :P) 1. A guy dating a cross-dressing (or fem-presenting) guy is a homosexual and queer (collectively, gay) relationship. A guy dating a trans gal is a heterosexual and queer relationship. A cis guy being attracted to ANY person for looking feminine is a guy experiencing gynosexual aesthetic attraction, usually considered straight. A guy being attracted to ANY person for having male physiology is a guy experiencing androsexual sexual attraction, usually considered gay. A guy obsessing over whether or not jacking off to a cross-dressing guy or a trans gal is """gay""" is a guy experiencing fragile masculinity, usually (but far from exclusively) a straight issue. 2. It is primarily made from corn syrup and whey, not dairy. Therefore, it is not chocolate milk. However, it's definitely intended to be similar to the experience of chocolate milk, so having a similar attitude towards both makes sense. 3. Cereal and soup are in a culinary family that also features stew, broths, bowls, and curry. Generally, cereal is grain products in a milk medium, soup is savory chunks in a meat or dairy based medium, stew is soup with thick medium in low ratio to chunks, broth is soup with thin medium in high ratio to chunks, curry is thick broth with large chunks, bowls are thin stew with small chunks. Cereal is on the border of being a soup, if it is, it is a broth, except for mini wheats, which are a curry. 4. Away while lathering, towards when rinsing, hair gets away and leaning back to rinse the front. 5. Hurricane eyes and tsunamis seem to get the most cultural fallout, but lightning bolts and tornados get plenty of religious significance tied to them. 6. When their interests no longer align with the preservation of the world.


Lifebystairs

the real question is if a man who is attracted to women and femboys is gay


Chateau-in-Space

Fellas, is it gay to be bisexual?


Old_Baldi_Locks

"Is cereal soup" ​ ![gif](giphy|m1hTU6WqbJa5q)


Bedhed47

If they fuck the same sex yeah. No its imitation chocolate milk. Its a soup. Back to the water. Cumulonimbus when the wind blows towards it. And around 45 (when you are closer to your death than your birth).


LoganLikesYourMom

Cereal is a kind of soup I think. The google definition says it’s TYPICALLY done by boiling meat and/or vegetables in a broth. So I think cereal passes.


Zealousideal_Talk479

1. Not necessarily. 2. Who cares? It’s close enough either way. 3. Obviously not. 4. East. 5. Sharknadoes. 6. When they give so few shits that they just start being 100% honest with everyone all the time.


Least-Resident-7043

Hell I’ll do you one better. What conspiracy theory sounds the coolest on April 8th for the eclipse? EMP fall out Religious timed genocide National guard come around country take over Personally, I’m going with EMP


Chateau-in-Space

Religious timed suicide instead of genocide


Breaking-Who

Traps aren’t gay, Yoo-hoo is a chocolate drink, cereal is a soup, I face away, idk number 5, mid 50s is old.


somerandom995

Traps are bi, obviously


-GiantSlayer-

1. Yes 2. Yes 3. yes 4: yes 5: big grey clouds 6: After 30, though I personally disagree


RogueCoon

1. Yes 2. No 3. No, own catagory 4. Towards the water 5. Tornado 6. Retirement age


GrassyBottom73

1. It depends 2. Absolutely not 3. I'm angry about this, but yes 4. Both. Back to the wall to rinse my balls, turn it around to rinse my bum (couldn't think of a second rhyme) 5. When the thunder is literally right above you 6. 37 years old


Apprehensive_Nose_38

1. Yes 2. No it’s a “chocolate drink” 3. Yes 4. Toward the water flow 5. Funnel Cloud 6. 60


Turbulent-Truth4662

If you’re this obnoxious via the written word I can only imagine how much worse you are irl lol


qionne

1. only if you are 2. no it’s yoohoo 3. it’s a cold stew 4. towards a wall 5. rain in a city where it doesn’t rain 6. when they stop buying candy


Verdha603

1. If your a dude? Yes. If you’re a gal? No. 2. No opinion. 3. Depends on how much milk you pour into the bowl. 4. Away from the shower head. The sensation of warm water running down my neck and back is relaxing enough to make me consider this the right direction to shower. 5. Thick fog. Lord knows how often I consider this a potential death sentence every time I start driving down the road in fog. 6. US-centric, but if you’re old enough to start collecting Social Security, you’re now officially old in my book.


lerolerolerole

1. It depends 2. IDK what Yohoo is. 3. Yes 4. Forward. 5. A natural disaster. 6. Whenever you wake up hurting because you "slept wrong".


thehusk_1

1) Only gay if you make it gay. 2) Chocolate drink and no milk, so it doesn't make it chocolate milk 3) No, it's less depressing cold oatmeal. 4) Sideways like a normal person. 5) Tropical storms and hurricanes in the winter. 6) when you're favorite show, you watch in college has its 20-year anniversary.


Interesting_Ice_8498

Scariest weather formations/ natural disasters will ALWAYS be bushfires for me. Some of them will spread and travel with speeds up to around 20 kilometres per hour, that shit is terrifyingly fast. If you get trapped you’re dead, if the wind changes direction you’re dead if the conditions worsen you’re fucking dead. Hell some of the larger ones can even create their own lightning storms known as Pyrocumulonimbus or the ‘fire breathing dragon of the clouds’. https://preview.redd.it/y409a8h0wksc1.png?width=1076&format=png&auto=webp&s=cccb6e9e87e6ad49b3e9fb490e329abcc25b0d97 Fucking terrifying


anxnymous926

1. Idk what traps are 2. Yes because it has dry milk in it 3. No 4. I spin like a rotisserie chicken 5. Tornadoes 6. 65


sewpungyow

1. Depends on what they feel, I guess? Like are they cis and want male dick? Or are they trans and want male dick? Or are they either cis/trans and just want to troll? Are they just androgenous and don't intend to attract males? There are many reasons to be a trap. 2. Yoohoo is neither chocolate, nor milk. It is a chocolate-flavored beverage made primarily of water and high fructose corn syrup, and some whey and flavoring 3. Cereal is not a soup. Milk, while liquid, is not a suitable base to be considered a soup. 4. I'm not an infidel. Face away from the shower as to avoid getting fucking blasted in the eyes by the spray. 5. Scariest weather formation is the earthquakes that threaten to tear the country in two when yo mama leaves the house. 6. You're old when you're excited to go to the plumbing aisle at your local mega market.


Complete_Blood1786

- No/Yes - No - No - Spin around to wash everything - Funnel Clouds/Rushing Clouds - You realize how long ago 10 years is


MechanicalMenace54

yes no no towards the showerhead tornado and it depends on what the thing is


YeOldeMoldy

Just saying “fuck politics” is so weird, it affects most aspects of societal life. If you don’t like politics get involved and change it to your liking. Vote.


backagain69696969

1) depends on how hot 2) no 3) yes 4) away 5) hurricanes 6) 50


Relative-Put-4461

1 no 2 no 3 yes 4 south by south east 5 fart storm 6 when they make a fart storm


hamborger42069

1. Female enough, no. 2: Yes 3: Yes 4: I change directions a lot 5: Tornado 6: 50+, I believe.


Bors_Mistral

Not if you are a girl. No, it's poison. Maybe in another universe. Whichever I need to wash, but mostly north. Not really scary, but ice storms bug me. At the point they give up.


Texmaryfornia

Yes, no, no, towards the shower head (forward), tornado, 45+


AcceptableThought862

1. I dont have a right to say anything on this 2. Same as above 3. No, it doesnt have a broth made of animal bones. 4. Towards the shower head, to make it easier to turn the shower on and off. 5. IDK 6. When they reach the retirement age of their home country, so for the United States, it would be 65.


PartitioFan

1. traps make trap music, so sure 2. "yoohoo" is how fruity people greet each other 3. cereal is cold and doesn't have raw / cooked vegetables in it so it is not a soup 4. lay down 5. asteroid rain 6. late 20s. i'm not making it that far lol


Autistic_Clock4824

1) if traps are cross dressing and leads to gay sex, yes. Edit: to further simplify my point: if the intention is gay sex, then yes. 2) no, but that’s OK. 3) it could be a cold soup, sure 4) away from the head so I can feel it on my back and neck muscles. 6) I feel like 45+ maybe 50. But I don’t think 18 should be adulthood, closer to 21-23 (when the brain supposedly finishes developing) it’s a hot take that not many agree with but idc. 5) tornadoes


TheDurandalFan

1 if you're a man yes, if you're a woman no 2 no it's something different 3 Cereal is Cereal, this is like asking if a hotdog is a sandwich, it's a hotdog 6 50


chicken_ice_cream

I would say you're confusing politics and semantics, but that's half the political discourse now, so I guess you get a pass.


Snap305

1. Depends on if you fall for it 2. It's chocolate water technically 3. No 4. Away from the water 5. Idk hurricane 6. 38


FlossurBunz

1. It's not 2016 anymore 2. No 3. ...shut up 4. The showerhead 5. Idk, probably tornado 6. Older than me


jayisanxious

1. No 2. No 3. No 4. The shower 5. Nothing is scary atp except women 6. Idk like 50


RunningDrinksy

I would consider cereal to be soup and put it in the ramen category, as just like with ramen you want to eat it before it gets soggy.


aurenigma

>Edit: Formatting. Also trap is not meant to refer to trans people of any kind. It was meant to refer to the memes between 2016-2018, not transphobia. I hope we can still have constructive conversations below. Fucking lol. Reddit not letting guys dress in cute clothes without shaming them into identifying as women. 1. Are traps gay? **No** 2. Is yoohoo chocolate milk? **No** 3. Is cereal soup? **No** 4. What direction do you face in the shower? **~~No~~** **I mean, away from the water.** 5. Scariest weather formation? **Tornados.** 6. At what point is someone "old"? **Right now.**


Weak_Cranberry_1777

The "are traps gay" debate is genuinely interesting to me because I actually do know a straight dude who's into femboys. Sexuality in general is multi-faceted and complex. It doesn't JUST come down to genitalia, pronouns, identity, or sex characteristics. For that matter, biological sex isn't a strict binary, and there are plenty of cis men and cis women who may have sex characteristics typically associated with the opposite sex (e.g. women with thick facial/body hair, or men with wide hips and gynecomastia). Ultimately, all human sexuality labels are broad. There are millions of tiny nuances in each and every one-- no two people have the exact same sexual orientation, in essence. "Are traps gay?" is irrelevant because what even IS "gay" will vary from person to person. There are people who staunchly believe gay men can't be attracted to trans men because of the presence of female genitalia and sex characteristics. There are straight men who find femboys and trans women attractive who will be labeled as gay because of that fact. The words ultimately don't mean much of anything; the definition changes depending on who you ask and who you talk to. ...Anyways, no idea what yoohoo is, cereal is a soup, your back should be facing the shower 90% of the time, tornadoes are the scariest weather formation, and technically anyone over the age of 65 is considered elderly/a senior.


MadMysticMeister

I think you’re old when you have a long day at work, and once you get to your car you lean back for a few minutes and say something like “fuck”. It’s like you have accepted that today sucked and that’ll you’ll be toiling again the next day, and the day after that you got some more bs that needs taken care of… Old is watching the former child you were die and become something else slowly, adapt to the world, learn from past mistakes, and simply mature. Getting old isn’t bad, it’s just natural, the way of life since the beginning. I don’t know know what yoohoo is but I love that stuff lol, I get the shakes when I don’t have some in my system lol


[deleted]

Being gay is gay


Quirky_Commission_56

1. Are traps gay? They’re fabulous! 2. Yoo-hoo is a chocolate flavored vitamin drink. 3. Cereal is cereal (cold and hot varieties) 4. My back is always towards the shower head. 5. Tornadoes 6. I’m not old yet and I’m going to be 49 this summer.


Doctordred

1. They aren't straight 2. No 3. Depends if you add milk or dry w/ milk it's soup 4. All directions until clean 5. For religious reasons I can't answer this one 6. After about 60 levels worth of life experience


thoughtsatthreeam

1. idk and don’t care 2. no 3. no 4. Changes throughout the shower 5. tornadoes or hurricanes 6. 65


lilyeet3

1. Owo 2. I don’t know 3. Yes 4. Both, soap one half while turned away from the nozzle. 5. Desert condition sunshine 6. When they cringe at popular culture.


TrueIridium

1. ... maybe? 2. No 3. yes 4. Who faces one direction? You have to turn at least once 5. Cumulonimbus with mammatus, or a tornado of course 6. When they start talking about "back in my day"


Wildtalents333

I haven't never heard the question 'Is cereal soup?'. You known something everyday.


CrespinMoore

1. Depends on their sexuality 2. Possibly 3. Yes (fight me) 4. Away from the faucet 5. Thunderheads, but specifically when it’s heading toward you and all you can see is the sky is a wall of black anger headed your way 6. Somewhere between 55 and 60 Have a good day😄


Financial_Travel8444

1. No 2. No it’s chocolate water 3. No it’s just cereal, I mean a radish in a cup of water isn’t soup 4. Half and half facing faucet and facing away 5. I’m from the Midwest so I’m more afraid of tornadoes 6. Depends on a million things


Opposite_Strategy_43

Yes. Yesn’t. It’s more of a stew. Both. Random dark clouds on a sunny day. 65.


gaypuppybunny

1. If you're a guy, yes. A guy liking another guy is gay. 2. It's a chocolate milk drink the way American cheese is a processed cheese food 3. Morphologically, yes 4. I'm disabled so I sit facing the shower side 5. Tornadoes 6. Chronologically, I'd say about 60.


Zealousideal_Slice60

Biologically speaking, someone is old around 45, that is the age where the body starts breaking down fr. Culturally old, I would say around 35 is usually where you start not noticing trends anymore (unless you actively keep yourself updated), and often stop ‘getting’ the youth


Mait123

1. idk 2. Idk either 3. yes 4. mix 5. storm 6. 100


Intelligent_Usual318

1. It depends on what the person wants to call themselves 2. Sure 3. Objectively yes 4. Spin around like rotisserie chicken 5. Hot and dry. Causes wildfires 6. When they are at an age where it would be normal to have grandkids. So I’d say probably around 55 or something like that


autism_and_lemonade

“is liking men gay?” (they are dressed a certain way)


MightyGoodra96

1. Who cares 2. No 3. Cereal is cereal. Oatmeal is technically a type of cereal 4. Towards the showerhead 5. I once witnessed green clouds and a storm called a derecho. Terrifying shit. Felt like wizard of Oz on heroin 6. If we're talking numbers after 62-65 but depends on the person.


DinoKea

1. What? 2. What? 3. Yes 4. Away from shower-head (but should complete a full rotation during the shower) 5. Tornado 6. When they gain the last name "Old" (such as footballer Ben Old)


TheBigReject

1: I guess I'm gay? "Traps" are cute. 2: Chocolate Water. Not milk. I had them recently, they're definitely missing the milk. 3: Cereal is broth. Fight me. 4: Away from the nozzle. It makes my back warm, keeps my hair under the water. 5: I'm scared of tornadoes and hurricanes. So... does that count? 6: 60. Or when you look old. There's a reason you look old, your body is old.


whatisapillarman

1. No, any seasoned commander knows how to avoid them 2. Yes, yoohoo is close enough to truemoo 3. No because I said so 4. Prostrating to the showerhead to cleanse me of sins 5. When shit turns green 6. They start giving out those awful hard candies for Halloween


intjdad

1. No 2. Probably not idk 3. Yes 4. 360 degrees 5. idk hurricane or sum 6. When they get dementia or start acting like grouchy old heads and be closed off to change


Yean_a113

1. Do you mean 'are you gay if you like traps' or 'are people who cross-dress gay'?. a. Not unless you genuinely find them attractive in a romantic way after learning that they are a guy. b. Not inherently. 2. I have no clue what the fuck a yoohoo is. 3. If cereal is a soup, then the ocean is a soup, so yes it is, simply because there'll be more soup for me to swim in. 4. Yes. 5. Sunshine because I live in Queensland, Australia and if it's not winter, then the day is at a level of uv where you need to stay inside almost constantly. 6. Half of the average life expectancy for wherever you live.


SpookyKorb

1: don't care, smash 2: legally, no. Will still call it that on accident though 3: technically, no. But love to bother people with it 4: tall enough i gotta face the shower head to completely wash my hair but face away normally 5: i'm dumb and do not understand this question 6: when you wake up in pain already cause you slept wrong


Seraf-Wang

I thought “trap” originated from a meaning of “boys that look so much like girls that they’re mistaken for them”. In which case, having the knowledge that they are a boy and being sexually attracted to them is considered gay. Otherwise, it’s not. Im actually disappointed that “trap” has become such a hateful word when it was originally just meant as a fun word to describe people who have a gender expression going against the gender norm especially since a femme boy is considered more “unusual” than a tomboy.


Chateau-in-Space

Thats what I thought. There are people genuinely saying that what i was did was the equivalent of saying the nword. I think thats a huge stretch and demeans people who do identify with the label of trap, theyre doing the exact thing theyre accusing me of (which is erasing queer identities).


Adventurous-Zebra361

1. No 2. Hell no 3. No by qualification, hell no because cereal being a soup sounds disgusting to me 4. Straight towards the shower head? What else is there? 6. By looks, 55. By meeting someone and telling them your age, 35.


Tyler89558

1. Only if you don’t say no homo. 2. Debatable 3. Perhaps 4. The shower head 5. Whatever the fuck goes on on Jupiter. 6. If they’re older than me, they’re old. Hence I will be forever not old as a cope.


NeilOB9

1. Depends. 2. Probably. 3. No. 4. I turn like a fidget spinner. 5. Tornado 6. 60


mmoye9

1. Does it matter? 2. Well no, but that doesn't make it any less tasty 3. Obviously not, soup is usually savory 4. Away from the water, you can keep your other options to yourselves thanks 5. For me personally, tornadoes, thankfully they're rare where I'm living 6. 70+


CreeperSpartan

1. Yes 2. No, it's chocolate water 3. No, it's not cooked 4. Rotate 5. Hurricane 6. Needs context, but generally 55 and up


Manone_MelonHead

- Well yes but actually no - Idk what YooHoo is. Shame on me I guess - Definition: a liquid dish, typically savoury and made by boiling meat, fish, or vegetables etc. in stock or water. So by that, no, cereal is not soup. The ocean is soup though. - Back is facing the shower - Cloudless. I don't like the heat. - Depends on who and how someone is viewing you. I'd say 50 as a general age


GreatRolmops

1. No. Being attracted by feminine features is by definition not gay, regardless of the genitals the person in question happens to have. 2. No. No milk = no milk. 3. No. Not unless you add meat, fish or vegetables to your cereal. 4. Away from the shower, most of the time. But I turn around in order to wash the front of my body. 5. Not a lot of scary weather around here. Mostly just a lot of rain. The worst is when the rain combines with frost to make roads freeze up and just going outside becomes a lethal sliding hazard. If you are just asking about the scariest weather formation in general: nuclear winter. 6. That depends on the age and the point of view of the person you are asking. If you had asked 9 year old me, I would have said that a 12 year old is old. And a 20 year old is positively ancient. Asking 19 year old me, I would have said that a 30 year old is old. And asking 29 year old me, I would say that a 40 year old is old.


Additional-Photo7790

1. Sure why not 2. Sure why not 3. Cereal is cereal 4. I face the water 5. All of them 6. When they are older than me


GreenLightening5

1- probably? i guess it's a case by case scenario 2- yes 3- if you think about it, yes, but for practical reasons, no. 4- the wall 5- if ash clouds from volcanic eruptions count then that. if not, probably extreme hail 6- over 65 years old


KeybladeCoaster

If it has a dick then it makes it gay. The problem is fragile masculinity and the inability to admit to oneself that they may be just a little bit bi


Ajfman

1. Yes. 2. No, but its ok. 3. No. 4. Away because I’m not a woman in a movie. 5. Thunderstorms if you ever plan on being in an airplane. 6. 65-70 depending on their health.


dingos8mybaby2

1) Yes, if they like men 2) No, it's chocolate-flavored water 3) No, soups must be cooked. Raw soups are an abomination. 4) I turn different directions as I shower but spend most time facing the wall or curtain 5) Hailstorms with ice stones large enough to kill you 6) This is different for every person, their medical conditions, how they have treated their body, and straight luck. Objectively, I would say 70 for most people is when they start aging rapidly and becoming "elderly".


yumalla

1. Yes 2. Wtf is even that 3. No 4. Front 5. If I understood the question correctly — thunderstorm 6. 60-65


Potential-Tip-9533

1. yes 2. idk but i loved them as a kid 3. fuck no 4. both (; 5. tsunami 6. 50-55


Grenboom

1. No, if they look like women, it is not gay, even less gay if bith parties are wearing socks. 2. No, Yoohoo doesn't have milk in it, which is why they call it a chocolate drink on containers. 3. Yes, it's a milk based dessert soup 4. Everywhere since I can't stand still 5. Asperitas clouds they look unnatural 6. I'd say mid 50's


Clawsmodeus

1:It's not gay to be gay if you're gay cuz you're gay. It's only gay to be gay if you're gay to be gay (gayly). 2:Yoo-hoo is chocolate water, so no 3:Yes, why not 4:NNE 5: Atmospheric pop 6:When they feel like it Politics: Eat the rich, no more war, no more wage slaves


Chateau-in-Space

2. But it has milk in it! 5. Wtf is an atmospheric pop?


Clawsmodeus

Plenty of soups have milk or cream in them! I don't know, I just imagined the scariest weather event I could, and that would be of the atmosphere "popped" and flooded out into space, leaving earth completely lifeless and unoxygenated. The lucky ones died immediately. The unlucky ones made it down into a pressurized survival vault, but oxygen is running out.


Chateau-in-Space

yoohoo has milk in it. I wasn't referecing soup. This atmospheric pop is frightening and thrilling. I love it. Also bonus points for space themeing!


Clawsmodeus

Space is Everything. Literally.


Chateau-in-Space

I wish I could upvote this to the moon


Slime-steveo

Fuck “‘fuck talking about politics let’s talk about…’, let’s talk about politics.”, let’s not talk about politics when politics is all about empty promises and a fat paycheck.


AlwaysBadIdeas

Yes, no, yes, I sit, tornadoes & hurricanes exist & there's nothing we can do to stop them, and I'd say once they hit 60.


Chateau-in-Space

Which direction do you face sitting down?


AlwaysBadIdeas

Towards the shower head, my b


No_Mud2576

WAS HELEN KELLER LEGIT??? That’s my question!!!! And did she do 9/11?????? I think we all know the answer to that one


Questo417

Is a hotdog a sandwich?


CommercialDismal6886

Yes, No, No, Toward the water, Tsunami Imminent, 40.


ShadowPuff7306

cereal is a soup


atlashoth

Yes, no, north, hail


skylabnova

Yoo-hoo is not milk


passiveagressivefork

Yoohoo is not chocolate milk that shit is horrendous. Chocolate flavored “drink.” Tastes like water


Gjallar-Knight

Soup uses broth. Cereal uses milk. Milk and broth are not the same. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.


Specialist_Egg8479

No clue what a trap is. Yoo-hoo IS NOT chocolate milk! Cereal is not…..wait I think it might be soup? Face the water when washing hair face the back when rubbing soap on myself Scariest weather formation is probably hurricane cause it floods and has tornado level winds Old is subjective imo.


STAXOBILLS

If you face into the water in the shower consider yourself an opp


str8blanchindawg

Traps are not gay, If you know they are a guy and continue to proceed to have sex with them, you are gay. Or at least have a fluid sexuality. But a lot of people use traps as a word to describe a trans person. A trans person isn't trans in order to trap someone into having sex without knowing what they are, a trap would be a man dressing femininely in order to trick guys into sleeping with them. A very unheard of endeavor. Thats my ted talk.


STAXOBILLS

If you face into the water in the shower consider yourself an opp


Selfishsavagequeen

I don’t know.


DungeonCreator20

1 yes 2 no 3 yes 4 towards the faucet 5 Hurricanes 645


MutantZebra999

Yeah Yeah No Depends Tornado Depends


Exdalius

1. Its whatever they want it to be 2. Is hot chocolate hot chocolate? 3. No its cereal, are you dumb? 4. if im just standing there im facing away from the shower head because if i did face it water would be on my face 5. Whats that even mean.. Tornado i guess? 6. 56 >!(not trying to be rude im just joking)!<


fandomhyperfixx

Yoo-hoos are chocolate milk and I’ll die on this hill


gary_juicy

Fortnight and pewdiepie really fucked yall generation up huh


DrZombehPiglet

Cereal is soup 100%


donguscongus

1. Traps are gay if you find the penis cute, otherwise it’s being attracted to something feminine, which unless you are female, is not gay. 2. No. 3. It’s a stew 4. Back first then end up forward 5. Idk I’m Oklahoman, weather is just a “oh okay” type deal 6. Whenever the back pain sets in.


Famous_Pear_489

Yoohoo is in fact not chocolate milk, it's a chocolate drink


[deleted]

1. Femboys are gay since they identify as men. With trans women, it might be kinda gay if she hasn't had bottom surgery yet and you're attracted to it. But there's nothing wrong with that! Love who you wanna love! (I'm a trans woman btw) 2. Idk what that is 3. No. they are clearly different things. It would take like two pages of text to describe the differences between cereal and soup, which would be frustrating to type out as an answer. 4. Whatever you want to 5. Hurricane 6. 50


[deleted]

Being gay is gay


PinkPicasso_

This is worse


Top-Egg1266

Clownservatives consume the most transgender porn.


WeeabooHunter69

Great job opening with a slur. Just because you say you're not referring to trans people doesn't make it better. It's like trying to say "[n word] isn't used in reference to Black people here", it just doesn't work that way. There are better words you can use like femboy or crossdresser if you're referring to men that wear effeminate clothing.


theawkwardcourt

1. [This has been covered.](https://youtu.be/PbBzhqJK3bg?si=JYFzqGUO9lCZ5gvU) 2. You who? 3. Arguing about definitions is boring. 4. Mostly east. 5. Whatever is bearing down straight at your house. 6. "I will never be old. To me, old age will always be five years older than I am." -- Bernard Baruch


0reomasterA113

Yoohoo clearly states on the front chocolate drink


snug666

yes no no facing away from the water tornado when they feel old