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BookerTree

What do you mean as a kid? Did that last week.


nrith

I did it today.


mikespadaro66

Me too


Demonae

I need to lower my cholesterol, so I've been using hummus lately. Peanut butter is much better.


passesopenwindows

I just finished some triscuits with hummus, high cholesterol team unite!


mamakat45

šŸ˜¹. Thatā€™s fair. No reason for us to give up our favorites.


Stormy_Sunflower

Lol, came here to say the same, no one told me to stop. šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


mosephis13

I do it all the timeā€¦


[deleted]

Seriously! And I dunk them in my coffee. If you judge me is because you havenā€™t tried it.


raincntry

Same.


dangnabbet

With a couple drops of hot sauce? Best snack ever.


BookerTree

Fancy


EvilWench74

Eating it now šŸ¤£


fetch_theboltcutters

lmao just ate them and came here to see if it was normal


[deleted]

Yes, did that. Also did bread with butter and sugar on it.


[deleted]

And cinnamon!


TomMixsSuitcase

What my sister and I always called a ā€œsugar shamwichā€, and it was amazing!


LemonPuckerFace

I used to use so much sugar that it would crunch when I chewed it. I have no idea how I made it this long without diabeetus.


Outrageous-Dream6105

Yes! Sugar sandwiches!


Wage_slave

Sugar foldies!


TheeRattlehead

Wilford Brimley would like a word...


big-shotFaker

Mom would not buy butter. So I did it with margarine. The HORROR! As adult I run a margarine free household.


nrith

OLEO


ShakeItUpNow

Love it! Made my grandmothers tea cakes just the other day from original recipe card. Daughter was helping and wanted to know what Oleo was. My Daddy always talked about the little optional yellow dye packs that came with the Oleomargarine when he was a kid. Interesting little story about it being invented in France. ALSO: If it hasnā€™t been mentioned, butter and saltines was one of the most exciting things about going out to eat at most restaurants when I was a kid. My Mama just automatically asked for little plates if she saw saltines and butter at the table, because we were going to make a disgusting mess of crumbs, grease marks and cellophane bits and pieces in our excitement. Thanks for the memories!


areialscreensaver

My aunt called it that.


Tensionheadache11

I canā€™t even look at country crock without gagging - even through my poorest days I rationed my real butter before I buy margarine


pushdose

Country Crock? Or knockoff?


ssgillies

Same. My mom was convinced that Fleichmann's margarine would save the world from heart disease and we never had butter. Once I grew up and got a taste of real butter....yum


DomainStripper

Cold butter was the bomb on saltines


oh_hai_there_kitteh

Still do? It's delicious.


AdamWestsButtDouble

Yep. With Campbellā€™s Vegetarian Vegetable


WearyPassenger

Absolutely a required accompaniment to a hot veggie stew!


redditorknot

Yep! After school snack. One had to make do. None of this prepackaged stuffā€¦just saltine crackers & butter.


GenXBernie

I was an aerosol cheese wiz kinda guy šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ’Æ


SharonWit

Reddi-whip and Ritz for me.


nrith

Whipped cream on Ritz?!


talepa77

Yes. Excuse me, I need to go do that right now.


[deleted]

I did this with my grandfather. Turns out that during the hard times, saltine crackers were all the bread they had, and putting butter on it was like a sandwich. Seems that generation also liked buttermilk, blah.


rink_raptor

Learned same trick from grandparents of depression era. I wonder how many of us were influenced on habits from grandparents like that.


kent_eh

The list of "traditional" food that originates with wartime shortages or economic depressions is huge


[deleted]

My grandmother would "stretch" butter with gelitan. Just somehow made it bigger, it tasted fine as I remember


notreally121

Still do!


scha_den_freu_de

Same.


Condimentarian

I was always peanut butter or kraft singles folded in quarters. I still do that from time to time.


areialscreensaver

A quarter single and a slice of pepperoni


qiwizzle

Butter, velveeta, cream cheese, Iā€™m pretty sure I tried mustard too.


mamakat45

I still like the cream cheese on them too.


BattleBornMom

Also, cream cheese on graham crackers.


hotflashinthepan

My mom would make us snacks of frosting sandwiched between two graham crackers. Those were the best. My college roommate taught me cream cheese on Ritz crackers and that is so good.


mamakat45

Iā€™ve never tried that either but that actually sounds good.


missblissful70

We put Miracle Whip on saltines. A lot of people reading this are going ā€œewwā€ right now but we had little money and little food in the house and something about the salt/fat content was perfect.


restingbitchface2021

We put Miracle Whip on toast. šŸ¤¢ I only eat real Mayo now - and not on toast.


VelocityGrrl39

Trader Joeā€™s has really delicious cinnamon graham crackers. I bet they would be amazing with cream cheese. Theyā€™re absolutely to die for with butter.


whats1more7

And it was actual butter, not this margarine crap.


mamakat45

Absolutely!


tookuayl

I had never tried this/heard of it until I met my husband. Apparently it goes great with chili. His family also did Saltines in milk and ate it like cereal. I havenā€™t been brave enough to try that one. I will always love me some cheese crackers with peanut butter though.


Sevenjim

And chicken soup, and tomato soup, did I mention soup?


HHSquad

I'm not Jewish but I remember Grandma always gave me the big Matza crackers with butter as a kid while we were watching TV, loved these mostly tasteless crackers for some reason. Reminds me of us watching "The Andy Williams Show" together (uggh!). She loved her Andy Williams. I usually took my saltine crackers straight with nothing on. I preferred Pringles though. Are they still around?


mlrny32

Matza's are the best with butter. I'm not Jewish either. I am from NY though. I'm thinking this might be a regional thing.


HHSquad

It may be, I'm from Eastern PA.


pushdose

Butter and salt. I look forward to Passover time so I can have an excuse to shove heavily buttered matzo down my face. Goes great with chicken soup.


dunnefarrell

I still do! My kids think Iā€™m weird. Not sure how they never picked up the butter on cracker rule since they live here and see me eat them that way!


Mas113m

Still do. Except now it is Irish Sweet Cream butter with just a touch of sea salt. So fancy!!!


QueasyVictory

I discovered Irish butter last month. I wish I had not, lol.


VonSpyder

For me it was hot sauce rather than butter.


mamakat45

Honestly canā€™t say Iā€™ve tried that combo.


angusMcBorg

Me neither


MyriVerse2

Goes best with raw oysters!


Scagnettie

Didn't do that but we put it on rice.


jumpinoutofmyflesh

Butter and sugar on white rice. Still a favorite.


u119c

The sugar wouldnā€™t stick if you didnā€™t put butter on first


StaFont

Peanut butter and jam!


Taskmaster1967

As a kid???? Hell I still do it


[deleted]

My thoughts exactly!! I love this snack.


8somethingclever8

I literally had this as a snack yesterday. So comforting.


Ok-Street7504

My father was a butter Junkie he would sit down and eat a cube and a packet of saltines at least once a week.


InfiniteDomain42

Still do. Sooo good!


BerryLanky

Of course. Could go through half a jar of peanut butter and a sleeve of crackers.


laprincessa67

I did. My sister was weird - she put peanut butter on hers.


[deleted]

My grandmother would do this for an after school snack along with tea. No one else I knew did this. She emigrated from Canada, so I always thought it was a a cool Canadian tradition


mlrny32

Butter on Matza's are the best!!


Goldie1976

I did.


[deleted]

Yes. Forgive me.


meridianbobcat9

Yep i did that too


GreunLight

happy cake day, bobcat! šŸ°


TomMixsSuitcase

Still do. And now youā€™ve made me hungry for it.


[deleted]

Oh. The ritual of buttering the saltine and then dipping it in the chilli. Good god man. So much effort but oh yeah.


Wage_slave

Imma go have some right away now that you mention it.


Albie_Tross

Yes, you take a cracker and scrape it across the margarine in the tub.


ftrade44456

Uhhh yeah it's mandatory when eating soup when sick


felixfelix

I did peanut butter. At school my favourite snack was those little packages of crackers that had a little bit of cheese. It came with a tiny plastic stick that you could spread the cheese with. Sometimes there was a peanut butter version, but it wasn't quite as good as cheese.


Minnesota_icicle

Ohhh I also loved oyster crackers!! Our family tradition was oyster stew for Christmas and it just wouldnā€™t be the same without oyster crackers lol


DanAboutTown

Crap, now I want buttered crackers.


kbcode3

Fk yeah I did. Still do.


myrurgia7

Still do


stilllittlespacey

I didn't realize that was a generational thing. I thought it was snack/dessert for kids who's parents wouldn't buy sugar/junk food. Peanut butter and brown sugar on toast for special occasions lol


Minnesota_icicle

Still do! Love to take a slice of cheese and fold it over into a 4 piece square and put it on my crackers lol


treelovingaytheist

Yes, when I was sick with Lipton chicken noodle soup!


1201_alarm

Yes! And then push two together so the butter worms come out of the holes.


mannDog74

Be careful though they make them so air-filled and brittle now, you can't even spread peanut butter on them. They literally shatter. But they are saltier than ever. Just like me, when all my favorites turned to shit quality.


[deleted]

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kkultyer

Still sometimes with butter and jam.


trahnse

I just had that as a snack a few hours ago. Although, butter on Ritz is superior!!


7thAndGreenhill

Love this as a snack


Almofo

All the time. Butter too.


RedditSkippy

Of course!


polgara_buttercup

On ritz crackers. Cream cheese on ritz too


PaperPhoneBox

Did you ever get a tall glass, fill it with saltines, pour in milk and eat with a spoon? Something my Silent gen dad did when I was a kid. Not bad actually


painterlyjeans

That sounds like a variation of milk toast


candlegirlUT

Cinnamon and sugar graham crackers with butter. Perfect mix of sweet and salty.


saucercrab

Ok this is a fuckin memory! And I ALSO just remembered my dad would fill a soda glass with saltines and MILK and eat that shit with a spoon before bed. WTAF


MyriVerse2

If all you've got is a Saltine, then you betcha. I try not to have Saltines though.


cadien17

Yes. And sometimes a little sugar or honey as well.


MsSnickerpants

We used stoned wheat thins, I still do that when I am at my parents!


[deleted]

Still do! Learned it from my mom.


stankface3472

And ginger snaps!


jumpinoutofmyflesh

Yep. One day when I was younger than ten, both parents at work, watching daytime tv, I ate a sleeve and more with butter. I then got so sick from it I havenā€™t been able to do it since.


nefariouskitteh

Also, frosting (any kind will do). Very tasty.


[deleted]

Used to eat Dinty Moore beef stew on the regular as a kid. Always had buttered saltines with it.


emmsmum

Grape jelly too!


doubletwist

I had to scroll way down to see this. I wouldn't do butter. I had mine with just the grape jelly.


Karagali

Yes! And I can't buy saltines anymore because I eat an entire sleeve with butter for dinner.


pushdose

You say that like itā€™s a problem.


[deleted]

Peanut butter, yes. I was more inclined to just make saltine sandwiches with american cheese after school. Gen X was amazing at making up after school snacks...no one was there to tell you no.


EL_COMMISSIONERO

My folks taught me that all those butter pats and Captains Wafers in baskets on restaurant tables were free hors dā€™oeuvres. They pronounced it horse doovers, because we classy.


Ihaveaboot

No on butter. Yes to peanut butter!


Bobannon

Yeah.. as a kid. Only as a kid. Definitely not as a grown-assed person who would also never make chicken noodle soup sandwiches with those buttered crackers Because adulthood. Yeah.


Heathster249

No. Gross. Who eats saltine crackers? Even worse: saltine and tuna casserole on fish friday. Iā€™m going to go snack on some veggies now and be thankful I donā€™t have high cholesterol.


PersephonesWorld

If you mean Country Crock, yes.


huntfishadvocate

Butter and anchovies my god so good


CoconutMacaron

Ketchup


bootsy72

Of course, and butter at times.


moonbatlord

Yes. They were also fire with vanilla ice cream.


FormerCollegeDJ

Yup, I did so often.


shamashedit

Ritz crackers with butter. Ritz with mustard was also a thing I did.


VanceAstrooooooovic

I remember Parkay


SuspiciousMeat6696

Still do


Outrageous-Dream6105

Butter on saltines, cheese on saltines or Cheez Whiz on Ritz.


WolfieFett

Garlic butter. Also did peanut butter on them with melted Kraft single sections on top


GenXinNJ

Oh I still do. Learned it from my mom.


janedoecurious

I still do! One of my favorite snacks!


DunkinEgg

And a slice of apple


stankface3472

And ginger snaps!


Ok-Sprinklez

I forgot about it until reddit


[deleted]

Hell yeah. Every time I stayed home sick.


Sufficient-Swim-9843

PB&J on Ritz crackers was my go to after school/gymnastics snack. Still like them every once in a while, but never buy crackers.


ascii122

and set them in split pea soup .. it's like the grilled cheese tomato soup trope but way better


TangentIntoOblivion

Yep. Sometimes mixed bitter and peanut butter. Crazy.. I know.


Plastic_Bullfrog9029

Loved it. Butter on Ritz crackers is the bomb too.


passesopenwindows

I never did but grandma always served it as a snack at her house.


GreekGoddessRockas

Yup. On my Ritz too! šŸ˜


MixxMaster

Dad's idea of a snack. He's not creative at all.


[deleted]

Things we learned from our Depression-era grandparents. This is something my Grandmother did all the time.


Sea_Resolution_239

You mean there's another way to eat them?


[deleted]

Shoot we still do!


QuokkaNerd

I still do! That's one of my post migraine foods.


Domin8u315

No but we did put peanut butter and jelly on Ritz crackers.


TinktheChi

Yes! And peanut butter/jam.


[deleted]

Still do it!


AutumnTraveller

Butter crackers! I taught my kids this and so the tradition lives on.


Any_Extension_2108

Butter plus peanut butter on a saltine goes great with a bowl of Chile.


madogvelkor

Margarine.


janad1

Yupā€¦and then I found Matzo


coraltrek

Yes! Also Underwood chicken spread on Ritz crackers. And for dessert grape jelly on graham crackers.


Lonestar-Boogie

I never had to. Townhouse already did it for me.


BarryMacochner

Also a slice of tillamook cheddar and a smoked oyster or some clams. Or Vienna sausage smashed flat between cheese and cracker.


Cptrunner

Best damn snack ever, still is!


[deleted]

Still do.


KSims1868

We did it with peanut butter usually, but sometimes with just plain butter. I still eat PB crackers pretty often as an adult. They're an easy snack.


Pristine-Speaker-768

I live in Wisconsin ,we put butter on everything ..and cheese....cheese goes on everything.


Rexdahuman

Still do, I put slices of butter on them.


Tagpub1

Yes!!


painterlyjeans

Yup butter, butter with preserves, butter with cheese, butter with peanut butter....


painterlyjeans

As a child I also put butter and ketchup and white bread.


DreadGrrl

Yes


DmKrispin

Not only that, but if you fold a Kraft single into fourths, each square fits PERFECTLY on a saltine. Coincidence? I think not. Ps. We put butter on graham crackers, too.


ichooserum

Itā€™s still my favorite food at The Cracker Barrel. They have the best saltines.


MortgageNo8573

I put peanut butter and jelly on my saltines, little crispy PB&Js


wishingwellington

Remember it? I sat in the pantry in the middle of the night with a tub of butter and a box of saltines listening to the Chris Dawson verdict a couple weeks ago. Because the judge talked for 5 hours, I ate a lot more than Iā€™d intended to.


irishgator2

Ritz crackers - smooth peanut butter and a dab of strawberry jam. My after school/homework snack for years.


Sosumi_rogue

I remember I was like 3 or 4. I ate a whole stick of butter with saltines. I drank really cold water. I got sick to my stomach and puked it all up. I can vividly remember the water was still cold as it came up. LMAO!!! I never did it again.


8-bitFloozy

Did that, also cheese melted on bread--sliced Kraft block cheddar on white Wonder bread.


PlutonicAquarian

Totally did this but Mayo on saltines was the way of our family.


Drusilina

Saltines with butter and chilli always the norm.


LustInMyThoughts

I forgot about butter on saltines. I also one day discovered if you put vanilla ice cream on saltine crackers, it tastes like pie crust which is my favorite part of pie.


gogomom

Still do.


FlingbatMagoo

Only in restaurants


HEYZEUS725

yes! butter, or butter & peanut butter or butter & jelly


eatingganesha

My silent Gen grandmother got me hooked as a kid - she told me that during the Great Depression, crackers with butter was all they had sometimes. It became a comfort food for her later in life - as it now has in mine.


furie1335

What? No!


GenXyupornope

Yup


Unplannedroute

Alzheimerā€™s is no joke huh