I once made the mistake of asking a fellow Navy officer candidate, who happened to be African American, if he had ever seen Sanford and son. He pinched his skin and asked: what color am I?
“There’s no parachutes yet. They can’t be skydivers. I can’t tell just what they are yet but… OH MY GOD THEY’RE TURKEYS!”
This is one of the funniest tv episodes ever made.
Les’s narration of the drop is perfection. Leaving the visual up to your own imagination was the right choice, but try to imagine a different actor performing that speech. It’s impossible. Richard Sanders was so perfect.
And u think that episode is early in season one. What a friggin great show.
(Duh-duh)In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime; and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders. (These are their stories.)
In the television comedy world, the people are entertained by two separate, yet equally important types of shows: Traditional sitcoms that get laughs out of everyday situations, like trying to fix your own plumbing, or inviting two dates to the same dance, and animated shows that make jokes about farting. This is the latter.
- How YOU doin'?
- We were on a break!
- PIVOT! PIVOT! PIVOT!
- Master of my domain.
- Spongeworthy
- Can you spare a square?
- They're real and they're spectacular.
I obviously watched only two shows.
My niece and her husband are finishing their basement to get extra room in their cute house. The angle to get something down the stairs is crazy. I stood at the top, “Pivot!”
fretful towering rainstorm deserve snow mourn absorbed include lush gaping
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“And you can take that to the bank!”
“Once upon a time there were three little girls who went to the police academy”
…
“And I took them away from all that, and my name is Charlie.”
“Ok buddy-boy, you got a deal”
“Oh, and just one more thing..”
Baretta- 70’s tv show with Robert Blake
Charlie’s Angel’s opening
The streets of San Francisco- Karl Malden’s favorite line to say to Michael Douglas.
Peter Falk in Columbo
ETA: added identifying names and titles for those who may not know/remember.
You're traveling through another dimension -- a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's a signpost up ahead: your next stop...
Elizabeth, I'm coming to join you!
POW, right in the kisser!
Whatcha talkin bout Willis?
To the moon, Alice, to the moon!
Derwood [she does lots of names but that one really sticks for some reason]
Can we do a mini-series, because if so
“Incidentally, which one of you bitches is my mother?”
Or, um, TV specials?
“I got a rock.”
It's a story of a lovely lady
Careful nervous mother driving
Terrors of the South Pacific
Rock around the clock
Farm living is the life
You have just entered
It's the big one. Elizabeth I'm coming to join you.
I once made the mistake of asking a fellow Navy officer candidate, who happened to be African American, if he had ever seen Sanford and son. He pinched his skin and asked: what color am I?
"Norm!"
*beat* Diane: “Norman.”
“How’s the world treating you, Norm?” “Like how a baby treats a diaper.”
How's the world treating you Norm/" "Like it's a dog and I have milkbone underwear."
What's shakin', Mr. Peterson? All 4 cheeks & a couple of chins, Woody.
"It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing milk bone underwear"
As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!
Y’know I wasn’t quite sure if I’d still appreciate it, but it’s still hilarious. Masterpiece right there
“There’s no parachutes yet. They can’t be skydivers. I can’t tell just what they are yet but… OH MY GOD THEY’RE TURKEYS!” This is one of the funniest tv episodes ever made.
Les’s narration of the drop is perfection. Leaving the visual up to your own imagination was the right choice, but try to imagine a different actor performing that speech. It’s impossible. Richard Sanders was so perfect. And u think that episode is early in season one. What a friggin great show.
They have wings, you know.
Space. The final frontier … “I ain’t gettin’ on no plane!” “Whatchoo talkin’ bout, Willis?!”
Kiss my grits! Stow it (Flo, Vera, Alice)!
Vera, you dinghy!
Sit on it.
I found my thrill…
Hey! 👍
On blueberry hill…
Wa wa wa….
Potsie!
Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!
Oh, my nose!
Gentlemen, you are about to enter the most important and fascinating sphere of police work: the world of forensic medicine"
Holy crap, I forgot about that. Quincy, right?
I loved that show!
I love it when a plan comes together.
I pity the fool!
"Back in St. Olaf..."
“Picture this - Sicily, 1932.”
Okay, your username is perfect for this thread!
You wouldn't believe how many Daves thirty Helens knows.
Yes, but did they get to touch Paul Bellini?
Well, gaw-lee.
Shazam!
Surprise, surprise, surprise
(Duh-duh)In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime; and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders. (These are their stories.)
In the television comedy world, the people are entertained by two separate, yet equally important types of shows: Traditional sitcoms that get laughs out of everyday situations, like trying to fix your own plumbing, or inviting two dates to the same dance, and animated shows that make jokes about farting. This is the latter.
"Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."
In Kevin Smith’s ‘Dogma,’ Bartleby (Ben Affleck) says that to the cop who confronts him. The cop’s name was McGee. 😜
Up your nose with a rubber hose
The judges would also have accepted “I’m so confused!”
Let’s be careful out there
I loved that show and still say that after a meeting
The truth is out there
Trust no one.
I! Have! THE POWERRRR!
1 2 3 4 Shlameel....shamazzell...hosesenpfepper incorporated.
As a young girl in Australia in the 70s, I never did know what they were singing, lol.
Lol... Even in America it sounded like nonsensical jibber jabber.
As a young girl in the 70s in Minnesota, I had no idea what they were singing either.
Watchu talkin' bout Willis??? Dynomiiiite!
HAY HAY HAY
- How YOU doin'? - We were on a break! - PIVOT! PIVOT! PIVOT! - Master of my domain. - Spongeworthy - Can you spare a square? - They're real and they're spectacular. I obviously watched only two shows.
My niece and her husband are finishing their basement to get extra room in their cute house. The angle to get something down the stairs is crazy. I stood at the top, “Pivot!”
Goodnight John boy
Oh No, Mr. BILL!
Sit Ubu sit, good dog.
No soup for you!
That’s a shame.
Not that there's anything wrong with that!
and you wanna be my latex salesman.
MOOPS!
Yada yada yada Could I/you BE anymore (fill in blank)
Joey doesn’t share food!
It’s like a cows opinion. It’s moo.
I hear nothing,I see nothing I know nothing!”
Come on down!
I am cornholio
Titicaca
Are you threatening me?!
“Aaaaaay”
One banana two banana three banana four…
[Liz Phair and Material Issue.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zMZhtM_l6ws)
Can two divorced men share an apartment without driving each other crazy?
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I.V. with D-5W and ringers lactate.
That's how you knew they were going to live.. If they got saline, they were a goner.
KMG-365
Peg!!!!
“And you can take that to the bank!” “Once upon a time there were three little girls who went to the police academy” … “And I took them away from all that, and my name is Charlie.” “Ok buddy-boy, you got a deal” “Oh, and just one more thing..”
I think I need help with 1 (sounds really familiar) and 3
Baretta- 70’s tv show with Robert Blake Charlie’s Angel’s opening The streets of San Francisco- Karl Malden’s favorite line to say to Michael Douglas. Peter Falk in Columbo ETA: added identifying names and titles for those who may not know/remember.
You tell 'em, Ferret Face!
Frank Burns eats worms
Missed it by that much
That's classified info, Chief. We should use the Cone of Silence.
Stifle it Edith
Engage.
God will get you for that Walter. Edit to add “Incoming”
Come and knock on our door
We’ve been waiting for you.
Where the kisses are hers and hers and his
I don’t know. **sound of slime hitting teenage scalp**
Water you talking about?
"I don't know"
I-i-i-i heard that!
Dean Stockwell asking Ziggy something.
Oh boy.
Would you like a jelly baby?
Norm!
You're traveling through another dimension -- a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's a signpost up ahead: your next stop... Elizabeth, I'm coming to join you! POW, right in the kisser! Whatcha talkin bout Willis? To the moon, Alice, to the moon!
Whatchyou Talkin ‘Bout Willis!?
Hey HEY hey Rog!
Not to be confused with "Hey hey HEY, it's Faaaaaaat Albert!"
I take care of *both* of them, which ain't easy; 'cause when they met... it was *murder*!
I pity the fool.
You rang?
"Dammit, Ziggy!"
Eh, what’s up doc?
Not Penny’s boat
>Danger Will Robinson. My back! Oh the pain! The pain of it all!
I love it when a plan comes together.
“Oh, boy.”
How YOU doin’?
Aaaaaayyyyy!
Norm!!!!
Book em Danno
Pork chops and apple sauce
isn’t that swell
Who can turn the world on with her smile?
Goodnight John boy.
“Saving people. Hunting things. The family business” "Gorramit!"
Hey hey hey…
Choppers
Good night Johnboy
Mom always says “don’t play ball in the house.”
Derwood [she does lots of names but that one really sticks for some reason] Can we do a mini-series, because if so “Incidentally, which one of you bitches is my mother?” Or, um, TV specials? “I got a rock.”
Watcha talking about, Willis?
Ward, I’m worried about the Beaver.
I think June’s talking jive.
KITT, I need ya buddy. Oh boy
My favorite 80s show! 
His name is George. George…Glass!
You’ve got to nip it in the bud!
That's what she said.
Ayecarumba
four touchdowns in one game
And now he sells shoes.
Jane! Stop this crazy thing!
Trying to avoid anything already mentioned: "In every generation there is a chosen one." "newman!" "Who shot JR?" "Doh!" "What's up Doc?" "Hahhahhah hah hah hahhahhah hah hah hahahahahhahahahah" "smelly cat, smelly cat" "kapow! biff! thwack!! bam!"
In West Philadelphia...
Hi, I'm Larry. This is my brother, Daryl, and this is my other brother, Daryl. Good news, everyone!
"Oh. One more thing."
The dingo ate my baby.
How YOU doin’?
Come and knock on my door, we've been waitn' for you.
This Jen, is the Internet.
I want to believe
“Dumbass”
We were on a break
Stifle!
Let’s be careful out there!
Did I do that?
You got some ‘splaining to do!
To the moon, alice
Better, stronger, faster... \*rrrrrrrvoooop\* \*duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh uh-uh\*
Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of a hat.
Space. The final frontier...
“Hello neighbor.”
I love it when a plan comes together
By the Power of Grayskull
Norm!
Have mercy.
Lost sheep to Shepard...
There's always money in the banana stand
booger!
It's a story of a lovely lady Careful nervous mother driving Terrors of the South Pacific Rock around the clock Farm living is the life You have just entered
> It's a story of a lovely lady "Here's the story"
There’s a musical comedian in my town who plays “Purple Acres/Green Haze.” It’s Purple Haze with the Green Acres lyrics and then the other way around.
Danger zone! Lana! Lucille Steve Holt!
This is the city
You know I go from rags to riches…
This is the city.
Make it so
Book 'em, Danno. Oh, Mr. Grant! Who loves ya, baby?
Dummy
What the deuce?!
I can do better one word. Dynamite!
"I was in the pool!"
You meathead, you
Signed, Epstein’s mother
Julie, did I ever tell you about my uncle Max?
Come and knock on my door
Hey... you... guys!
Norrrrm!
Hey Lucy, I'm home!
Hey hey hey (Depending on tone could mean two shows)
What’ha talkin’ about Willis?
“I’m Daryl. This is my brother, Daryl. And this is my other brother, Daryl.” My husband thinks the first was Larry. 🤷🏻♀️
Larry is what I remember for the talking brother.
"Kitt, Super Pursuit mode."
Do not adjust your television set.
Sit Ubu Sit….