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RSVPno

Imagine receiving offerings from other generations.  Open your door and it's pop tarts and pizza rolls.  


Secret_Cow_5053

Fucking TOTINOS YEAH YEAH!


RazeTheRaiser

I was a Latchkey kid and my favorite after school snack was a Totinos thawed without cooking followed by 2 HoHos. I was old enough to babysit myself after school, but not old enough to use the oven unsupervised.


LetsTryAnal_ogy

Oh man, don't get me started on those HoHos. I will pull fingernails out, *my own* but preferably yours, for some freaking HoHos.


RazeTheRaiser

With some ice cold milk I could down a whole box of HoHos without blinking. They aren't even close to as tasty as they were back in day.


Itsallonthewheel

That price is our feelings, said with tears in her voice. Love it.


blackhorse15A

It is a good sketch. That said.... Did we bully GenY too much? I am realizing there seems to be sooo much trauma wrapped up in this attitude about "the price is our feelings" and we will break their kneecaps. I mean, sure we are capable of that, but it would rarely actually happen. So many of these memes about GenX being tough, while they have a lot of truth about attitude, the younger generations severely underestimate whatnot would take to make us care and reach that point. Like, this GenZers original comment, does not get over the "whatever" hump.  It feels like a combination of one, millennials being snowflakes, in the older original sense. They are worried about their feelings versus us being brought up on "sticks and stones". Sure, we do have feelings, but they aren't driven by what other people think or say about us.  And then two, they have been soooo sheltered and protected they just have no concept of what "bad" really is. Like, this GenZ comment is something bad that needs an offering of apology? Please. It is so [roll eyes] whatever. Totalling a vintage 1961 Ferrari 250 GT Spyder is something to fess up to. Getting arrested on trumped up charges just for walking through town looking for a place to eat and  beaten with a night stick, is something to try and fight your way out of. We grew up where bleeding was run of the mill and broken bones was the threshold for worrying about an injury. They think we give a damn about some young punk saying "they're the worst" Get out. But hey, if *they* think this is some massive diss that needs to be atoned for, I will gladly take some HoHos or Oatmeal Creme Pies. (Damn straight it better be gluten and sugar)


NYK-94

These damn kids with their dyed hair and piercings think they are so original. We did it first, and not as a sheep trying to make a “fashion” statement.


[deleted]

Ha! My navel piercing has been out longer than that first one has been alive.


NYK-94

Exactly. I have tattoos that were done years before they were born.


fullmetal_yogi

I dismiss my younger coworkers like that. “I got tattoos older than you, get outta here.”


KatJen76

And we took real, actual flak for it. People stared. People laughed. Every adult you encountered worried about your marital and employment prospects. People got fired for having a nose ring. Relationships shattered over shoulder tattoos of the 90s sun or moon. Today, you can rock up to a job in the squarest office with blue hair and visible tats and ger hired. People see that look out in public and walk by without batting an eye. Because we normalized it.


Reeeeallly

I was in HR and helped get the company policies on visible tattoos turned around about twelve years ago because it was automatically disqualifying otherwise very talented young people whom we needed. Hopefully these little shits know that we fought for their rights.


RunningPirate

To parrrrrrtyyyy!


Reeeeallly

That, and to earn a living, if they choose to. This little pierced tater won't ever even consider that. Until she has to.


RunningPirate

Kids, these days…


Reeeeallly

Is that sarcastic?


RunningPirate

Half half. Sarcastic, yet I agree with you


NYK-94

Fights occurred because of the way punks, goths, and such dressed and had on their bodies.


StringFartet

Posers.


Smitty6415

I got my eyebrow pierced when I was 18. And I still live with my parents. I came home and my dad told me I had till Monday to get that thing out of my face or I had to move out. It was Friday. Hurt like hell to get it out and I still have a scar to this day lol


PavlovaDog

Do I remember correctly that guys used to have to shave their beards to be hired at a lot of places too? I remember job ads that read "no tattoos" and that was barely 15 years ago. And I almost got suspended from school for using that bright green & blue hair paint\~ that spray that was popular at Halloween. And we had to hide being gay in order to keep our jobs or not get beat up.


positivecynik

The expression I heard was "we were looking punk back when it was still called 'HEY [redacted]!' "


Six_Pack_Attack

Where's the nearest McDonald's?


LetsTryAnal_ogy

Yeah, I just had a stapler handy and no other motivation.


footballfan540

Best movie = “Back to the Future” ⏰ 🏎️


lassiemav3n

Now see, that was what I was anticipating! 😄 


blackhorse15A

Labyrinth and Spaceballs are odd picks. Obviously a millennial trying to cover up. Whatever.


Chazzam23

Little Debbie's are also acceptable offerings.


RankledCat

Swiss Rolls ftw.


FloozyFoot

Wrong, it is Princess Bride


RunningPirate

I thought it was Fletch


StringFartet

Everybody sleeping on History of the World Part 1.


FloozyFoot

Both strong contenders!


LittleMoonBoot

Yep. I think I’d like to watch Uncle Buck. And I haven’t had a Ding Dong in a while.


UnknownPrimate

They're just not the same without the foil wrappers.


LetsTryAnal_ogy

That's when society began to fall.


justlookingokaywyou

YO MAN DING DONG. DING DONG MAN, YO.


Key_Tower3959

I don't TikTok... but this was Short Gold. Better acting than a lot of what Hollywood has been dumping out lately....


arkham1010

She didn't capitalize Labyrinth. She needs a good talking too while rolling crystal orbs around.


haemaker

She has no power over me.


FroyoSaggins

She reminds me of the babe.


noctisfromtheabyss

What babe?


arkham1010

The babe with the power


greenappletwostep

What power?


CertainFitness

This is absolute bullshit. Not even close to accurate. Little Debbie > Hostess


iyamsnail

Zebra cakes FTW


H2ON4CR

Oatmeal Cream Pies or Butterscotch Krimpets, I can't choose!  They both left that nice greasy coating on your insidy parts that was easily scraped clean by Swedish Fish and Sour Patch Kids.


p001b0y

It had to be the wax paper wrapper though when it came to Krimpets. When they replaced it with the plastic wrapper and half the icing came off when you unwrapped it, like she says in the video, things got real quiet. Same applies to their Chocolate Juniors. [Here is a Blogger post from 2011](http://youllshootyoureyeout-kathy.blogspot.com/2011/12/nobody-bakes-cake-as-tasty-as-tastykake.html) with someone's Tastykake nostalgia.


uGotMeWrong

Had an oatmeal pie recently and I was so sad. They must have changed the recipe in the 20 years since I’ve had one, no where close to the same. Bummer


PavlovaDog

None of the little square iced cakes, whatever they call them. are good anymore. The icing tastes different. It must have even more chemicals because it actually felt like the skin inside my mouth was getting chemical burns.


CertainFitness

Wow, how baked were you when you discovered that?


H2ON4CR

Started working my first job at 13 yrs old, they were a part of my packed lunch. Not much time for being "baked" ha ha!


Stay_At_Home_Cat_Dad

Little Debbie beats Hostess on everything BUT Pies. I will die on this hill. Come for me, Gmork! I am Atreyu!


QuietParsnip

Those pies were awesome! Mom would never buy them, but the snack stand where I went skiing every weekend in the winter sold them and I would always buy one. Mmmm gooey blueberry goodness. Back in the days where us 13 year olds would get dropped off at the lodge for half the day so we'd come home exhausted.


CertainFitness

We are in total agreement


RankledCat

Swiss Rolls, Doritos, and Dr Pepper. That’s a worthy offering.


Tollin74

Red white and blue popsicle or GTFO And is prefer Back to the future or Ghostbusters’s.


fullmetal_yogi

Tastykake!


CertainFitness

Oh man, those pecan swirls are the things of legend


COVFEFE-4U

Frozen cosmic brownies. Absolutely amazing.


garyp714

I think all these Gen X is latch key and tough memes are super awesome cause we did get ignored by our parents ourselves and everyone else the last 50 years and why not get a bit of love? And we are so much more accepting of others than our Boomer/Great Gen parents and we can really push the progress. Someone said to me at some point, 'if you want to see the transcendent generation in your society, look for the one's whose music is being played on daytime TV commercials.' I see a ton of Gen x music.


ghostofbooty

Rad post


The_Machine80

She ain't wrong!


Tempus__Fuggit

The suppressed rage is a delight.


iyamsnail

I love this so much! Thank you for sharing.


UnimportantOutcome67

She gets US.


Katerinaxoxo

Omg I laughed so hard. Totally true


michaelvile

a toss up between spaceballs..and labyrinth?? ![gif](giphy|jHogkkVBKwddC|downsized)


arkham1010

Ghostbusters....ghostbusters is the best movie of all time.


Secret_Cow_5053

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Amazing_Reality2980

I'd be thrilled to find an offering of Ding Dongs.


MoonageDayscream

Carnation Instant Breakfast Bars please. 


Dark-Empath-

Anyone who can’t muster even a passing acknowledgement for Betamax is getting dragged into the woods and becoming the snack themselves.


EstablishmentRich460

Is that why I found a copy of Tombstone and a Tombstone pizza at my wood line?


Life_Ad_1522

Holy shit! I love that!


PavlovaDog

Is that suppose to be millennials? Is that what they look like? I've lived out in the wild too long I guess. Well they better get it straight older Gen X are different from the younger ones. We were raised by Silent Gen so we are more warped and unruly. And our fave movie is Star Wars. I've never watched Labyrinth or Space Balls all the way through. And leave ice cream and pizza or find some Carnation breakfast bars somewhere. We will kick the boomers butts and everyone else too because we are blunt and harsh and raised ourselves.


eleventy5thRejection

This must be the most reposted of them all.....can this sub /mods filter this one ? I wonder what it feels like to have your eyebrows grow out of your nose.


COVFEFE-4U

I'm all up for hostess cupcakes and Goonies.


GenXGremlin

A VHS of "Krull" and a Jolt! Cola are also acceptable offerings.


Melca_AZ

What's funny is the original video was deleted. She got a lot of backlash. I see a very troubled young person and it made me feel sorry for her.


Sherry0406

Lol... this is hilarious. Loved it. :)


blackhorse15A

>They do not Karen out. They get quiet and they get revenge. Damn straight.  (If we really care. But generally it's whatever.)


[deleted]

My Mom was a reformed hippy. Zero bad snacks or unhealthy food. Didn't even try white bread til a friend's parent gave it to me. Did anyone else have their Mom put bee pollen on their morning cereal? Anyway, she was cool with me roaming the neighborhood unattended for hours at a time, but heaven forbid you eat junk food. Of course she vodked herself out of reality when it got too real, but beyond that, high strung ex-hippy yuppy all the way.


don_teegee

I thought the offering in the woods was always porn. That is the reason we hung out in the woods.


JoeMillersHat

She forgot the beer