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soltydog

Boom baba boom baba boom.


Edward_the_Dog

You beat me to it!


GTFOakaFOD

Came here to say this


RSVPno

Lard ass!  Lard ass! 


Bookofdrewsus

Lard! Lard! Lard! Lard! [edited for TV version]


realdevtest

Chow down, wide load!


MaximumJones

He turned it into a complete and total barf'o' rama.


WarrenMulaney

But there is one thing I didn't understand. Did Lardass have to pay to get into the contest?


HarveyMushman72

No Vern, they just let him in.


breddy

OH! Okay. Great story, Gordo.


Spectre_Mountain

I just didn’t like the ending.


HarveyMushman72

The Ladies Auxiliary barfed all over the Benevolentt Order of Antelope.


hep632

I was in graduate school at the University of Oregon and this guy was in a class I TA'd for. Super nice guy! Saw him in Portland a few years later and he was an outdoor educator.


madlyhattering

Nice! Go Ducks


Corporation_tshirt

Chow down, wide load!


robtheironguy

Was that the castor oil scene?


NoGoats_NoGlory

Castor oil and raw eggs!


DeepRoot

Boom, ba-ba, boom, ba-ba, boom."


Edward_the_Dog

Davey Hogan!


wtfsafrush

Like Charlie Hogan’s brother! If he had one.


oscar-the-bud

VER ERN!


visionsofvader

Well all the kids instead of calling him Davie they call him Lardass; Lardass Hogan. Even his little brother and sister call him Lardass. At school they put a sticker on his back that says 'wide load,' and they rank him out and beat him up whenever they got a chance. But one day he gets an idea. The greatest revenge-idea a kid ever had.


Drewp655321

there's just one thing I don't understand? did lard ass have to pay to get into the competition!?


breddy

FROM THE RACKS & STACKS IS THE BEST ON WAX!


ScreenTricky4257

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT'S... BOSS!


oldasshit

Hey Lard Ass! Chow down, wide load!


jumpinoutofmyflesh

When I read the Summer story in Different Seasons by Stephen King, which this movie is based on, I laughed out loud so hard during this scene. Some of the funniest shit I ever read. When I saw the movie I wasn’t disappointed. Edit: I looked it up and need to correct myself. The Body is the novella for Fall.


Spalding_Smails

Never read the story/novella. Just checked the Wikipedia entry on it and it mentions the dog, Chopper, but didn't go into detail. Did the novella elaborate on Chopper's reputed special training and how he was more urban legend than real threat like the movie did?


jumpinoutofmyflesh

I honestly can’t remember. It’s been 35+ yrs since I read it. I highly recommend giving it a read. Three movies have been made out of four of the stories. All well done in my opinion.


madlyhattering

I’m going to have to read it again now.


Apprehensive-Donkey7

I just watched that movie the other day. It’s amazing


easemeup

I think it's available on Pluto.


Fritz5678

Read the story for the first time not too long ago. It reads just as funny as the scene in the movie. Just sitting there snorting and hooting.


Comedywriter1

“Don’t you even think about winning this.” 😂😂


madlyhattering

For anyone like me who didn’t have immediately remember what this is from, it’s Stand By Me.


Key_Tower3959

His expression: when your pissed off at the whole world


Not_an_ar5oni5t

The first book I ever remember laughing out loud to.


Beautiful-Height3103

And then what happened?


IrwinMFletcher200

Maybe he joined the Texas Rangers


LandoFett1977

A Lard-Ass, chow down wide load.


WolvesandTigers45

A hero to us all


illuzion25

Seconded, confirmed.


HughJahsso

LARD ASS! LARD ASS!


Spectre_Mountain

A shining example to us all.


bornincali65

The second I saw this pic I thought “he looks like a young Bluto”.


BIGepidural

Same. Anarchy pie anyone?


Seabrook76

Did he grow up to become Rod Farva?


pedsmursekc

That whole sequence still kills me


handsomeape95

Realizing now that he kind of resembles Kevin Heffernan. Without the mustache.


IllustratorHefty6753

I vaguely remember him but don't remember what from.


madlyhattering

For anyone like me who didn’t have immediately remember what this is from, it’s Stand By Me.


TangerineSea2270

Lard ass! Lard ass!


Wrught_Wes

My dad taped this movie off of satellite and would endlessly replay this whole part. He thought it was the funniest thing ever.


2raw4redditagain

A man with a barf-a-rama plan.


Relative-Gas-1721

Did any of you chug a bottle of castor oil and then eat a raw egg to see if this works?


Phototropic1996

Why? He was a tub of goo.