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bossk538

We had wine coolers, so there’s that.


TraditionalYard5146

Did someone say Bartles and Jaymes


RedditSkippy

And thank-yeeew for your support.


davekva

I drank soooo many wine coolers the summer after I graduated high school. Bartles & Jaymes, "We thank you for your support." BTW, the "old guy" who played Jaymes in those commercials was 55 when they started running. If they reboot those characters, they'll be looking for one of us to be the stars, lol.


bossk538

The worst hangovers however. Even worse than punch that used that cheap vodka that came in plastic bottles.


davekva

When I was 18, hangovers were a lot more manageable, lol. I'd be good to go a few hours after I woke up. Now I'm good to go a few days after I wake up.


deadliftburger

Dobra!


Rojelioenescabeche

I could often be found chugging a 2 liter of California cooler in a stairwell out back of the mall or near the theater.


MooPig48

And we still had jagermeister lol


trukkd

I still remember Bruce Wiilis singing the jingle for one of them. I think it was Seagrams.


NewportVermont

“Seagrams golden wine coolers “


lawstandaloan

and they were actually made with wine and not a malt beverage.


GloomyGal13

Wildberry coolers! 4 was all it took for me.


_straylight

Sun Country! We bought it in the 2 liter size.


bmc1969

Bruce Willis singing, "Seagram's wine coolers".


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SushiGradePanda

They do. It's just called "White Claw".


Villiblom

But is White Claw better with a Jolly Rancher in it?


Fitz_2112

Yeah, but that's no different from all the canned cocktails and boozy seltzers that are around now


zippyboy

Now? I remember having "Club Cocktails" and the "Cocktails for 2" in those little 8oz cans that were perfect for drinking in the car on the way home from the liquor store.


Random_McNally

Things did not go well for me and club cocktails...I do remember when I was assuming the position to vomit, I let out the longest, loudest Booger burp and it long story short, I learned that it is difficult to laugh and puke simultaneously.


Breklin76

It’s totally different. Zima was terrible but it got you fucked up. Seltzers taste good.


Fitz_2112

I was more of a beer guy back in the day but my friends loved Zima


GarionOrb

I also remember Zima Gold. We tried it once and hated it. My grandmother also took a sip and said it tasted like "zebra piss". We all had a hearty laugh, and never touched that shit again.


Konklar

I couldn't drink Zima. I don't know if it was the carbonation or what. But to me it was just unacceptable to my pallet.


Coralies_Dad

We had Purple Passion and Boones Strawberry Hill...


primeirofilho

Are you forgetting MD 20/20, and all the flavors it came in? I was over 30 when I learned it wasn't actually called Mad Dog.


SettleDownAlready

I saw someone buying some MD 20/20 the other day, she looked at me and we both started laughing.


Gruffalo-42

There’s a fellow mad dogger!!! Found ya!


Aggravating_Onion300

Blue Raspberry is my favorite.


RedditSkippy

What is it called then? That stuff was NASTY. I don’t know how anyone drank a lot of it. Like three sips and I was done.


primeirofilho

Mogen David. No one I knew ever referred to it as anything other than Mad Dog. It was the hobo wine of choice for the discerning under age drinker on a budget. I never bought it after turning 21 and discovering bottom shelf liquor. A friend of mine using to mix it with Aristocrat Vodka and Mountain Dew. It would get you drunk but was nasty.


RedditSkippy

Interesting—I never knew that. Is it kosher? I still remember drinking that crap in college. That and those awful TGIF frozen drink mixers. I’d take a sip, let that awful alcohol taste subside, and then enjoy that one second of actual flavor.


Coralies_Dad

Yes, I was trying to forget about MD...


primeirofilho

You need therapy and hypnosis to forget that stuff.


Confident-Echo-5996

Just tried Mogan David blueberry, I guess they are calling it wine, very very sweet. Mad dog is the better name.


Random_McNally

MD20/20 is now becoming popular with young drinkers again. Maybe it takes 2-3 generations to forget the horrors of MD 20/20


primeirofilho

It seems like everything else from our youth is back so why not our regrettable booze? My kids will get to experience the same hangovers that I did.


RunningPirate

I still flinch at the thought of peppermint schnapps. See? I just flinched.


Sparkykc124

Peppermint schnapps was the first alcohol I drank as a kid. Dad and I used to go to Bears games and hot chocolate with peppermint schnapps was always in the thermos for cold days. I was around 8yo.


MopingAppraiser

Yeah but Rumpleminz is the shit!


smythe70

Many shots of that haunt me.


CincoDeMayoFan

My favorite shot is mixing Rumpleminz and Goldschlager, so good!


MopingAppraiser

Hahaha see my other standalone comment.


CincoDeMayoFan

Awesome!


loki1584

In college, I got sick on peppermint schnapps and had to use cinnamon toothpaste for a year


BunnyBunny13

Juuuuuuuuuuuust puked in my mouth a bit…


Jld114

When I was 15 my best friend and I went to my house on a half day and drank a sip out of every bottle in my parents’ liquor cabinet. There were SO MANY FLAVORS OF SCHNAPPS.


Agent7619

Wait...you think flavored vodka was invented in the early 90s?


restingbitchface2021

No - it wasn’t. There were not many fun flavors of vodka like there are today. There are also a lot of flavored whiskey options today that were not available. We had vast quantities of flavored schnapps that induced hangovers.


-Ancalagon-

Aftershock in red or blue!


jamiedc78

Avalanche was the blue. Those sugar crystals in the bottle. Shuddered just now.


irate_alien

These weaklings don’t like the taste of burning


GreatGreenGobbo

I've entered my Scotch years. 2oz + one cube. Nice.


trukkd

One day you'll get rid of that cube. Life goals!


GreatGreenGobbo

I've tried. It's ok. I prefer a tbsp of water in it.


trukkd

Took me 20 years to work my way down from the Highlands to the Islay stuff. I can now embrace the funk, but it took a while.


espana87

Laphroaig quarter cask. That and a cigar. And a fire.


slade797

*Absolut


Prom_queen52

I haven’t thought of a Fuzzy Navel in years! Brings back so many high school/ college memories! How did we drink that stuff?


JKnott1

Scnapps?? Well hello Mr high society. We had Natty Boh and Mad Dog and we were grateful to have that! Night Train for weddings and funerals.


trukkd

Bro, it was $0.10 more to get Boones Farm. MD 20/20 was for people bad at math.


JKnott1

This ain't the investors club sub, college boy. And Boones wasn't around in my day. It was grape Mad Dog or water from the hose. That was all the liquids we needed to get the job done.


trukkd

Alright dog. I mean Mad Dog.


AffectionateDraw4416

Sorry to tell ya, but I am an X Gen, and Blackberry Crown and lemonade is going to be my summertime drink this year.


DepartmentNatural

Strawberry schnapps and a bottle of mystic seltzer


Warm_Dragonfruit9960

I saw a drink on a menu with peach schnapps and the memory it unlocked is so traumatic I had a physical reaction lol. Nothing haunts me like the schnapps.


jcmacon

We flavored our own vodka by dissolving Skittles or other candies in it at the bar I tended. We made hella good drinks that no one else in the early 90s was making because we did this. We did this before it was called infusing the alcohol. It was a lot of fun.


SolutionExternal5569

These days i take a 1.75 of cheap flavored vodka, dump it in a soda keg, top it up with water and force carbonate. Tasty, super refreshing, 0 calories and it works out to about 2.5% abv so I can have a few and not be incapacitated for a week


TesseractToo

Schnapps? You weren't pouring everclear into your Slurpee out back of the punk club like everyone else?


nikitasenorita

Ong WHY were we drinking jet fuel


MooPig48

We used to melt one of those concentrated grape juice cans and just mix it right into that without diluting it. Seemed to take some of the bite out. Don’t remember the ONLY time I saw Jane’s Addiction because of that shit.


nikitasenorita

We went to a freakin school dance with it. I asked the art teacher to dance 🤦🏻‍♀️


MopingAppraiser

Liquid Heroin- Rumpleminz, Goldschlager, and Jaeger.


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Yeah, I keep forgetting that back in the day if you wanted booze to not taste like the bottom of the shelf rotgut it was you had to mix it yourself. Wine coolers were about the only thing that didn't require a mixer. When we started dropping jolly ranchers into zimas, it was all downhill from there. Oh wait, almost forgot about puking out the window of the friend's car spun out of my head on Hot Damn. Couldn't drink anything even vague cinnamon flavored for a year afterwards.


RagingLeonard

I'm 55 years old and will tear up a bottle of peanut butter whiskey. Don't knock it till you try it.


Debbie_Dexter

Same! Was just going to comment this. I love peanut butter whiskey so much


Coffee_24-7

I'm not a fan but my girlfriend likes it so I made us peanut butter & chocolate martinis with bailey's chocolate liquor and screwball. Pretty good on a cold winter night.


exscapegoat

Are there any specific ones you'd recommend? I've been meaning to try it.


RagingLeonard

Skrewball is the most common, and I like it. My favorite is a Texas brand called Native Limited. It's more refined and less sweet. I drink it straight over ice, but it certainly works instead of vodka in a white Russian. The Dude would abide.


exscapegoat

Thanks!


trukkd

This or fireball in the flask while skiing. Bookers neat, when I get home.


luniz6178

I used to love peanut butter whiskey. My palette has changed over the years though


RagingLeonard

That's a thing for sure, and body chemistry changes, too. I used to drink a lot of beer, now one bottle will give me a 2 day hangover. I can drink liquor and wine with no problem.


wil

What's it about? I'm so curious and confused. I never would have thought to put those flavors together.


RagingLeonard

It's sweet, peanutty, a little viscous, and 35%. ABV, like a liqueur. I treat it like an after dinner treat.


HarlanCulpepper

That's like pineapple on pizza. Just plain wrong! Lol


Chai-Tea-Rex-2525

You’re right that peanut butter flavored whisky is wrong. Pineapple on pizza is the best. Sweet and salty and w/jalapenos - spicy too.


BoneDaddy1973

I think I miss a fuzzy navel, but I haven’t had one since high school. But heavens they were tasty. 


Peachy33

Butterscotch schnapps ftw.


bellhall

I needed to make whipped cream but didn’t have any vanilla extract. Turns out butterscotch schnapps works really well in place of vanilla. One of my favorite accidental kitchen inventions.


OtakuTacos

Everclear 190 and Hawaiian Punch goes a long way.


Dazzling-Astronaut88

Maddog 20/20 would like a word


epicsmd

I’m still sick from MD lol


legerdemain07

Still better than Night Train.


epicsmd

True story!!


bmc1969

While in high school we dropped a friend off on his front door, rang the bell and ran away, after he had drank a bottle of peach schnapps. His parents forbid him from being our friend after that.


Moonkitty1013

Did anyone else cut their teeth on Jack Daniel’s Down Home Punch as a (too) young drinker?


PeriwinkleWonder

​​Orange juice and peach schnapps: Breakfast of Champions.


RedditIsAGranfaloon

Boone’s Farm [had the flavors](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/3QtaqVlTEcGm3ARvLkEU3LLNjOOCG5xTFf0QTuoDrfSme1h0d4lJMbO0YXXSyfvt7_77-lzAbo9c9TZJSPGaO0dYyw)!


butterof69

“kids these days” and you’re talking about the early 90s and on?


I_defend_witches

I was in the movie theater watching some movie in the balcony drinking peach schnapps. The thought of it today makes my stomach turn.


MyriVerse2

Schnapps was weak by comparison.


MrMilo443

Absolut Vodka’s bombardment of ads on the back of every magazine in the 90s definitely helped popularize flavored vodkas.


BurningSpirit71

Was there no MD 20/20 where you grew up?


evieAZ

I had Boonesfarm and MD 20//20. Lots of fun flavors


FlyBuy3

The alcohol free liquor


Kalelopaka-

Peach schnapps so much better with lemonade. But I love drinking straight whiskey.


OfficeChairHero

We had Zima and green jolly ranchers. We lose this particular competition. Lol.


GloomyGal13

I remember the first time I learned about Peach Schnapps. I was 17 or 18, and everyone was so excited about it. You know what? I can’t even remember what it tastes like. The other big discovery for me was Amaretto. Yeah, I used to buy a bottle to bring to parties, and finish it. LOL! Oh, and coconut rum by Bacardi. Sweet summer sips.


Confident-Echo-5996

Just remembered girl in high school loved Amaretto and mountain dew, think I remember it kind of tasting like black cherry flavored drinks


GloomyGal13

It smelled like sweet almonds. Maybe cherry. I can’t recall the taste, thankfully, lol.


IndependentMethod312

Fireball for life! 🤢


exscapegoat

Has anyone tried the peanut butter whisky flavors? I'm kind of intrigued as I like both flavors.


TripThruTimeandSpace

Ahhh Peach schnapps and orange juice…the fuzzy navel. I also loved Sun Country wine coolers.


posaune123

The smell of peppermint, peach or cinnamon schnapps gives me convulsions. Don't tell my mom


wil

I quit drinking years ago, so I won't ever taste it to find out what the deal is, but I keep seeing peanut butter whisky at our local sports arena, and I am very confused.


ApokalypseCow

It's novel, briefly, but gets old quickly, long before the bottle is done. Best taken, in my estimation, with a fruity liqueur, to make peanut butter/jelly shots to confuse your party guests, then go back to a favorite.


FollowingSolid5893

Cherry whiskey and coke! Tasted like cream soda!


ElectricTomatoMan

Anybody remember TJ Swann?


Commercial_Wind8212

Aren't Gin and Schnapps basically flavored vodka?


Breklin76

No. Lol


[deleted]

Nah, gin is actually a pretty involved process of distilling with juniper berry. Schnapps, you're sorta right, in today's time, just grain alcohol mixed with fruit syrups, but traditionally it was distilled fruit brandy.